Greetings degenerates and losers, come in and say hi, post something lewd or just pop in for conversation. we are open to anyone that wishes to show up and post!
Greetings degenerates and losers, come in and say hi, post something lewd or just pop in for conversation...
Leo Bennett
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
hplovecraft.com
twitter.com
David Sullivan
Xavier Diaz
The water in my green tea was too hot, and now my tea is bitter.
Charles Baker
Thats a thing?
Michael Jenkins
Hello discord cancer
Sebastian Price
Yes, it's very important to make green tea with sub-boiling water or you risk burning the tea.
Blake Phillips
Hello friend, we are not advertising a discord here!
Jace Hughes
HOPE THIS WORKS
Bentley Gomez
I can see you SCANNER.
Tyler Garcia
WITNESS ME AND HERALD THE SECOND COMING OF THE FLESH MIRE
Isaiah Wright
cute tongue
David Mitchell
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
Robert James
ur fucking stupid
Adrian Cook
I respect your opinion even if I don't agree with what you are saying!
Lincoln Bennett
The only cute shit I got is Hex Maniac.
Most I got is stupid or cursed images now.
Get that ancient oldfag nonsense outta here.
We 2019.
I'm all about the new hotness.
The everlasting mass that is the HATRED HEART.
Yeah, jokes aside, Lovecraft is pretty cool.
Andrew King
Lovecraft was a fucking horrible shitty writer tbh.
Joseph Nelson
How so? I got an E in English Literature and just like weird shit. Wouldn't understand if he was a shitty writer.
James Turner
Hex is cute
Kevin Barnes
really want to stay but I must sleep
it's 9am and I've been up since this time yesterday
nini
Jonathan Young
The right about of cute, spooky and THICC
Gabriel Price
Indeed thicc, nini
John Thompson
Nini nyuggah.
Sleep dreams for strong feels.
Leo Bennett
He just had a very hard time getting a cohesive story out in one piece, but his style was very inspirational.
Brayden Hall
Bye Spacegrass you have a nice night even if you have shit tastes in anime.
Jace Brooks
Ah. Well if it's just good enough that I can follow it, it is cohesive enough. I think the most nonsensical story I ever witnessed was Black Ops 3's campaign. I know it has nothing to do with books... haven't really read many books...
But the books I HAVE read I love.
Owen Brown
I fucking dare you to go find some original Lovecraft and you try to read that shit. Fucking do it.
Ryan Collins
why does this thread exist when their is another aimus thread already
Jacob Jones
Well I had the collection of books, the necronomicon but it was a present to my sister.
Yeah, sure, I will. I ain't a pussy.
Cooper Hernandez
Hi erin, how are you doing today?
No dude you will totally love it just you will see how wild and different it is.
Ryan Watson
See, I listened to people do audio recordings of his stuff and I liked it. But I'll be sure to read it to get a different feel.
Anything you suggest?
Joseph Foster
Yea read his earliest stuff then work your way in, start chronologically.
Levi Cox
Ok, should I order a collection from Abesbooks?
It's a website where you can buy books for cheap.
Jace Hughes
I recommend looking at the free pdf's you can find of his work but I am pretty damn sure it would be up your alley so check it out.
Read a few free samples before committing.
Mason Jones
Okie dokie. I'll get around to it.
Not gonna do it tonight, probably not even next week, trying to get through a few games. But I'll get around to it.
Landon Brooks
Haha don't worry about it I will remind you of it later if you forget, I know how it is to be buried behind an expansive backlog, I'm catching up on videos while the threads are really slow.
Carson King
Hello degenerates.
Whats up
Isaiah Price
Greetings. I want the Yea Forums cooking nights to return... man those were great, some good recipes too
Dylan Clark
Wow that is some really shitty loli porn bro. I am insulted.
If you want to trade recipes with anons then you should try starting conversations about cooking in casual chats on threads, you would be surprised how willing people would be to discuss it even if you don't get the full experience of a cooking theme'd thread.
Christopher Martin
rude
Camden Collins
Yes I am going to be elitist about it pal what are you going to do report me to the loli police.
Anthony Richardson
Yeah, googled 'Lovecraft Chronological', got this website.
hplovecraft.com
Some of the err... stories look a bit on the lacking side so I did a wikipedia look instead. First story I'll be reading will be 'The Tomb'
Josiah Clark
like i said he was kind of crummy writer
Xavier Adams
terrible
that's every day atm
never mind that shit noize
how u
Gavin Miller
Worse.
Im calling the Lolice.
Josiah Taylor
You might be thinking about the Alice cooking threads that happen and if so there is a good chance you will be notified about them in threads like this.
Nicholas Hughes
Excellent i love how his hand is sweating even
Well I mean I'd be doing a lot better with more money but I find it hard to complain compared to some places in the world.
James Thompson
Any recipes in particular you are a fan of? Also have you noticed that Yea Forums seems fresher from porn and cancer threads. Summer must really be over
Kayden Price
That's the one! Alice made a fine steak last time although she did some things during the preparation that I wouldn't waste my time on and instead put the time to better use to prepare other things.
Any idea when the next one will be?
Jackson Campbell
Yeah, I have err... a really short attention span too. But I shan't back down from a challenge.
I need to expand my horizons apart from videogames, what if I end up with no vidya again? Am I gonna go crazy again? I shall train my mind to appreciate other arts.
David Edwards
Yes we should be so lucky.
Yes I do!
Get some onion, garlic doesnt matter, shop it up set it aside
potatoes and carrots, throw that shit in a slow coocker with a nice piece of meat doesnt fucking matter what it is
don't add the onions and garlic till later, wait to chop it up fresh if you want, season as necessary, as simple as it gets but tasty every time in my opinion and oh so versatile to change and tweaking,
I have no affiliation with Alice so I have no way of knowing that. We don't chat much anymore.
Getting yourself to read books would be good for your personality I think. Videogames are great but books challenge you in new ways.
Xavier Bennett
How so? Never really felt challenged reading a book. I felt smarter for it though, absorbing information.
My fave book is 'Don't Tell My Mum I Work In The Oil Rigs, She Thinks I Am A Piano Player In A Whore House'
Charles Phillips
Oh well nice talking to you user. Guess we will have to wait and see if Alice turns up again.
apple
Ryan Murphy
Try reading non-fiction if you want to be challenged by a book lmao.
I'm not going to hold my breath for it but you are free to hang around and see what happens.
Samuel Mitchell
I prefer non-fiction. I like real shit.
But I sure do like the occasional fantasy shit. Sci fi or otherwise.
Joshua Baker
Read non-fiction about math, congratulations you feel challenged just thinking about it.
Elijah Moore
OOOOF, you're right. That'll whoop my ass.
Dominic Green
Plenty of challenging topics out there you just keep your eyes out for interesting things.
Carter Nelson
Yeah, maybe I do need to challenge myself.
Ok, one more thingy run on my game and I'm off to bed. Nini/
Angel Sanchez
okay then
good night
Leo Baker
Ok good night!
Leo Rivera
I forgot to take my medication before leaving to work, how fucked am I?
Gavin Stewart
I love maki!
i should post in these threads more
night everyone
Ayden Green
Who are you because that determines on how fucked I think you are.
Is this blood-chan?
Leo Ward
I'm going to invade your dreams~
Cute people
Yes people call me Blood-chan
David Carter
Oh Hey, people
Jaxon Lopez
Okay then you are fucked yea.
Connor Cox
Greetings fellow radical dude.
David Myers
Have I been here before?
Caleb Richardson
I don't know, have you? Where is here, really.
Ryder Flores
That's a good question but it might be directed to the virtual closed space that is this thread.
Grayson Moore
Which Jules is this?
I'm not...
I can't believe I forgot to take them, ugh
I feel okay atm, but I can also feel a slight urge creeping up
Liam Ross
The Pasta Jules
You're bad at remembering/recognizing me around.
Caleb Johnson
Well I'll stop waxing philosophical at you and just say I don't know if you have been here before or not.
Oliver Nelson
There is something wrong with a bunch of gross fucking old dudes posting pictures of li'l girls in suggestive situations, drawn by other gross fucking old dudes.
Don't you think?
God, help us.
William Sanchez
That's fine, I asked just in case.
Logan Price
its not my fault I have to take psychotropic medications every day
Jonathan Jenkins
if you are this far disconnected, you prbably shouldn't know what's actually going on.
Zachary Howard
That's okay I know, you shouldn't worry too much about it.
Aiden Thomas
I feel bad because I'm always forgetful...
Sometimes I have the same conversations with people over and over and over and each time I'm amazed
Jaxon Moore
It's illegal to view or depict minors in a suggestive way, whether they're real or just depicted.
If a gross old dude made such a drawing, he'll go to 'Ell.
If you are, yourself, a minor, but you tried to use an adult to make the illegal depiction, you're all still going to 'Ell.
God, please, wake up.
Noah Morales
I don't think a single person here believes in hell.
Joshua Butler
i am 26 and have never depicted a minor what the actual fuck are you talking about
Justin Richardson
I think he was just complaining about me.
Joshua Morgan
right well please never include me with that idea again
like
fuck SO FAR off if you mention pedophillia
genuinely go the fuck away you absolute creature
Ryan Gomez
The lady doth...
Leo Gutierrez
I didn't mention you so calm down.
Guys make sure you dont trigger erin do whatever they say.
Daniel Flores
Michael Mitchell
Tyler Flores
The first thread distracted the poop spammer
Maybe we should always have two up
Jaxson Martinez
I remember when we would almost always have two up because two people would make a thread at the same time.
Nathan Rodriguez
Buttdog why isn't this thread active
Eli Jackson
Oh, we're in this one
Got it
Justin Myers
It's as active as your thread was queermo.
I promised a new thread not an active one.
Josiah Stewart
an attempt was made at least
might have to put in some effort
Xavier Williams
The other thread is for Pooptronella to share his porn with me
What was ur motivation
Hudson Cruz
I haven't made a thread in a while.
Mason Lewis
Hi Erin, sorry to hear you're having a bad time. Whytey messaged me at 2 AM with a bunch of rap lyrics I guess he wrote himself and that gave me a chuckle
I'm heartened to see such free exchange of ideas between communities
Asher Harris
Covetice and rape.
Jaxson Davis
lmao sorry lol, unless you like that shit
i can make him not, if you'd rather that
Angel Allen
That's a start but mainly it's helpful to make threads when there isn't already a thread
U'll get there
He's actually posted images I have saved before
Landon Ross
I still don't understand why people post whores and prostitutes in waifu threads.
Andrew Mitchell
Naw, he's not annoying about it and like I said it gave me a chuckle. I like him partially because of the funny shit like that he does
As I would have expected
Maybe because some of the posters are whores and prostitutes themselves
Jace Nguyen
This thread s starting to look pretty active isn't it, despite your passive aggressive tone towards me, butt-erio.
Yes sir friend you are correct, there are too many basic bitches, you should share your premium tastes with us though.
Ian Murphy
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ knock yourself out
Isaac Green
(And I've saved things from him)
Yeah I'm here now
Sorry I was away
Xavier Morris
You should try bringing in some new posters that weren't already here when I was posting.
Henry Bell
The server is partly so everyone in it can spam links in the DMs of everyone in it
Jordan Lee
I absolutely hate that and refuse to even humor doing it but I won;t argue with your success in your employment of it.
Jason Perry
I will! How long til you knock out tonight/this morning?
NO
FREAKING
KIDDING
Easton Ortiz
i have no idea, it's 2:13am already, but i have to be more awake and more drunk than david at all times so i know i will wake up more sober
Jackson Hill
Oh fuck, well what's David up to now?
John Watson
That's why you should always think "what would Erio do"
Most stuff he posts isn't really appealing tho
Maybe if I went a long time without masturbating more of it would be
Aiden Hill
playing atilla total war i think
Samuel Sanders
I don't want to think what you would do, butt-erio.
Nolan Brooks
I'd say that all of the stuff he posts isn't but that's subjective
How long do you normally go without masturbating?
I've never even heard of that tbh
Grayson Russell
How's your family doing?
Christian Collins
Really tho by spamming links in DMs I'm just doing what was normal and widely considered acceptable when these threads were new, but maybe it was different people welcomed them more back then
I'd do as many cute waifu posters' butts as possible
Usually just a few days
u?
They're fine
And my aunt's dogs are still kawaii
They'd make u love dogs
Logan Perez
You should check on garee because they blocked e for forcing them to not be an alcoholic.
David Morris
I don't kiss and tell when my girlfriend touches me
My girlfriend is my hand
James Barnes
you really think i can love such disgusting things?
Samuel King
*different and
or maybe I meant to say "different because"
Who knows
I guess he might be more open to me being his daddy
How often do u put things that aren't your hand in your butt, then?
Well u like ur own dogs anyway
Eli Gutierrez
Very rarely tbh
Angel Miller
If he decides to keep me blocks thats on him, he might be used to taking the easy way out.
Justin Peterson
I do....
Kevin Sanchez
I usually just use the tail end of a toothbrush
It feels really good to cum while there's something in there
He probably won't; he's just kind of volatile
Then ur capable of liking other dogs too
But I guess it's just a matter of them being a part of your pack
Like, wild dogs like the dogs in their pack but generally don't care for other dogs
So basically u think like a dog
Grayson Adams
I'm not fused about it or anything that has happened today, I just wish people would stop taking things so personally.
Blake Butler
fussed*
Xavier Gray
hello hey i bought a dildo and cant take it yet what do i do from here this chastity cage is amazing though also im drunk
James Phillips
you gotta work up to it, try fingering yourself first, starting with one finger and then using more until you've loosened yourself up a bit
Luis Reyes
You might have to just work your way up with smaller dildos that you have until you can take it, don't force yourself no matter what that could cause major damage to your body.
Robert Collins
woof?
Adrian Scott
I like candy and ozzy ozbourne.
Ian Wilson
Landon Sullivan
that sounds like fun, what kind of candy?
Jose Gomez
i mean ive taken 5 inches at most now im tackling 8, although it hurts my sphincter i can take that but the problem is it hits my intestines and it stops
im gonna get those steps buttplugs you can buy until i can take more i guess
Ayden Martin
dont hurt yourself!
Angel Lopez
Reese's sticks and peanut butter twix.
Also Peppermints.
Cooper Wright
chocolate with peanut butter in it is so good, i love reese's but i can't eat peanut butter sandwiches, i'm pretty picky and weird when it comes to food
Kevin Harris
the length generally matters less than girth when it comes to ease of insertion and comfort. 8 inches shouldn't be reaching into your intestines tho.
Owen Thomas
It's not just peanut butter and choco, its the crunch that brings the whole trifecta together..
When I was a kid I loved reeses stix until they got rid of them. But when they came back I realized there was a god. I also have a thing for crunch, but they've changed the recipe so many times that its not the same anymore.
Daniel Foster
ah i see what you mean, i dont like crunchy food much but i see where you're coming from, i love food that melts in your mouth
Owen Jones
Melt in my mouth >////
Mason Williams
that is very gay friend
Aiden Walker
fuck aneki
Nolan Thomas
aaaAAAA
Nathaniel Wilson
I mean you just gave that one to me, I had to
Aiden Jackson
Me too., Kirb poster
No respite for you.
Ohh. I guess I do that, vaguely sexual things.
I couldn't comment on that, just the skin looks saggy as heck. What is this an 80 yo's dick?
Levi Foster
at least that place is dead too
Isaiah Carter
She's dead, wrapped in plastic
Ethan Foster
speaking of which, has luka shown up at all?
Joshua Robinson
IS THIS TP?
Grayson Walker
This is truly the worst timeline
Ian Baker
yo momma
Xavier Scott
Don't worry; we finished with the other thread and we're back
I'm glad u recovered
-pets behind ur dog ear- :3
Good to see u came around
But I was also prepared to accept u becoming an alicefag as a funny meme
What are u drinking?
Well the texture isn't actually saggy
It's ridges
Hudson Phillips
Luka's around, idk if she's been posting.
Yes, it's TP.
Also holy shit huge dejavu here wtf I know this has happened before
Kevin Williams
Just some blue moon right now
Jeremiah Howard
lol i got pretty drunk and was being all nice to alice i think. good times
totally has
Zachary Mitchell
"All of this has happened before, and all of it will happen again"
It's pretty decent
I'm drinking Yuengling
Had a few Bourbon in Diet Cokes earlier at the family thing
Yeah u must have been truly desperate for a handjob
Aiden Flores
i love you tp i believed in you i knew you'd make it for friday
Oliver Cooper
Hey.. i'm 30years old. In a relationship with a kid... and i fucked one of my teachers from junior high (13) today.. i've been seducing her for months and finally i met her and she had no idea that she used to be my teacher 16 years ago
Robert Reyes
nice! I enjoy Yuengling, is tasty
Christian Nelson
I don't make the rules user. I just think them up and write them down.
>Well the texture isn't actually saggy
>It's ridges
I'm not that dumb!
Christian Gonzalez
WE'RE LIVING IN A SIMULATION AND IT GLITCHED
How is there a 13 year old junior high teacher?
Bentley Parker
-cums-
Ryan Bailey
i don't know what happened. if that doesn't make you want to lay off booze, i don't know what will. i also went to the bar connected to my building and some dude let me smoke his vape. and i texted this dude that was in my IOP. not a good look all around
love you too. i've been popping by more lately. probably be by tomorrow cause doing some day drinking (shouldn't but probably will) at a bbq at my dealers
sometimes i wonder...
that's hot af bro
Michael Perry
Dude you are at a bbq with your friend and he is a drug dealer you better do some drinking, just keep it under control mate okay?
Owen Jackson
Alex Jones may have been right all along about the extradimensional beings
Ian Davis
Good evening.
Isaac Gray
Ok i dont know what the fuck u call junior high over there in trumpland but she used to teach me from 12-15
Jose Edwards
It's kind of an iconic thing locally here
Wasn't sure u had it down there
I think it's best that way for its purpose; I guess it's just not the best aesthetically :3
-swallows-
Are u drinking right now?
Idk, the rest of that stuff doesn't seem bad imo, but I guess it depends on what u texted
Mason Nelson
ok i'll try. i have to. i figure after a couple hours i'll just walk home unless it's tons of fun or something
dude i can't even handle dimensions right now
ciao
Owen Morris
Yeah, we have a Yeungling brewery like 20 minutes from my house
Alexander Rodriguez
Buenas noches
The same thing you call it, my Canadian(?) friend. The way I read it just made it sound like you were saying she was 13 when she was teaching you
Why not? You're in like... at least 3 of them
John Baker
no i'm not. i was just like that i would love to smoke a spliff with him. but he wasn't around
dude...my mind
Henry Rodriguez
Scholopendra-tan
Grayson Perry
Had a friend of mine's funeral today. He Kobained himself last Tuesday.
Not sure how I feel about it.
Lucas Harris
How are you?
No.
Asher Sullivan
h e n l o
Thomas Howard
that blows dude. my close childhood friend hung himself like 5 years ago. don't feel guilty it's not fair to yourself
but i'm not!
Alexander Morris
>How is there a 13 year old junior high teacher?
Sounds fishy to me as well.
>I think it's best that way for its purpose; I guess it's just not the best aesthetically :3
Fair enough. It is quite the size.
>
>-swallows-
G-good girl.
My condolences user. Must be awful.
Gabriel Long
Na man.. i was 13.. shes 50+ now.. and i'm from iceland
Aiden Collins
Cringe
Joshua Martinez
this but unironically
Gavin Rogers
I bet you will have a lot of fun.
William Reyes
Huh?
._.,
Jason Morris
Take your time to process everything.
Good! 3-day weekend this weekend so I'm super hyped about that, this week burned me out
You?
Oooohhhh. I figured Canada because the school systems are similar-ish. I went to Iceland once! Granted I was a kid and I don't remember much, but I think I have a Krona or 2 hanging around somewhere (even tho I was a kid and it was 10+ years ago I'm still kinda proud that I remembered that without having to look it up)
Adrian Kelly
If I ever move to Florida it'll be to become a swamp person
Rifk drink
Tobacco is icky but I guess a spliff every now and then isn't that icky
Well u gave it to me
Kind of I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 8 inches isn't HUGE but it's the biggest thing I've had in there
What should we call you?
Just kind of have to let it sink in I guess
Cringe culture is dead
Gavin Johnson
Bentley Howard
maybe. i don't really know anybody but if there's something to play that's always a good icebreaker
yeah i really need to quit soon. cigarettes
>
Kevin Gutierrez
It referred to the swallowing part user... I think you're the -cums- person, right?
>Kind of I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 8 inches isn't HUGE but it's the biggest thing I've had in there
Hmm, I think it's more the girth than the length, innit?
>What should we call you?
Who knows. Maybe nothing.
Joshua Anderson
Hello Irish. Are you well?
Rare TP encountered.
I said no.
Had a shift coming up but got canceled from hurricane.
Having problems sleeping lately.
Juan Cruz
Florida is gross, don't come here.
Eh, stressed out but alive. You guys prepping for the storm?
Oliver Turner
he was practically my older brother for most of my childhood, yet I remember so little about it him now, barely have seen him in the last 5 years,a dn we were growing apart long before that. I wish I could have got to know the person he became, while I wasnt around. I kinda feel guilty because I feel like I should be more sad about it, I did cry at the funeral, but barely.
It's more just strange to me I have no clue why he did it and we haven met in so long that it didn't hit me very hard. I feel really bad for his brother who I am very close friends with.
Dylan Jackson
Ooohhh yeah I thought about you and Tracer when someone at work brought up the hurricane, you guys gonna be alright?
People drift apart, that happens and really it isn't to do with you at all. You can be there for his brother and help ease what he's going through
Leo Garcia
you're telling me. i usually can't last more than a handful of posts sober. kinda got an endorphin high from the gym i guess
suicide shouldn't be kept under wraps like it is. it happens way more than people realize. there are support groups. or like drink
Jason Sanchez
fuck this i can't handle captchas rn. gonna lurk/watch shit
Evan Cooper
it's florida
you don't prep
you spit in the face of mother nature and hope you die
idk
You can't be the real TP
too productive
Sebastian Wood
Das it mane
I just crave death daily, maybe a hurricane will hear my pleas
Ryan Price
Tracer, now there's another name.
I think that kind of apathy is somewhat common. In cases like you describe at least. A mix of apathy and a weird kind of melancholy.
Connor Brown
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