My friends mom. Recently divorced. Face is ok but I Saw her topless once when I was younger and never forgot...

My friends mom. Recently divorced. Face is ok but I Saw her topless once when I was younger and never forgot. HUGE milf tits (34DD. I checked). I know she’s on dating sites and wants to fuck. Not sure how young she’d go. Wwyd?

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just ask. no reason you should beat around the bush. a lot of women like forward and direct males. embrace your inner alpha and stop beating it to tranny porn.

You sound like a total pussy. Forget going after a real adult woman.

I’m not going to “just ask” my friends mom. But I guess Tran porn is your thing

also, post more pictures of her

You dont fuck your friend's mom. If I was your friend and found out you were trying to, I would break your fucking arms.

Pussy

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why is he the pussy? because doesn't fuck up a mother fuckers legs too?

Maybe be subtle? Compliment her when you two are alone.
Tell her she looks beautiful.

Thaleia Z?

Dude. She would fuck you. Be assertive, let her know you are interested, but want to keep it on the DL because you don’t want to ruin your friendship with her son. Just swing for the fences user. You will regret it if you don’t. Good luck.

You have no idea. 12 years old accidentally seeing her huge tits. Been in my brain for 8 years

Bitch looks like Neville Longbottom, wouldnt do/10

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“Bitch” is probably better looking than you’ve ever had, faggot

Fuck man. Post some more of her

Fuck her. If your friend finds out, tell him you're his new daddy now and to go to his room. Then fuck her some more.

Want to see if they’ve held up

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I'd like to see that, too.

"Accidentally" send her a dick pic and see if she responds.

Maybe from a different account

>"Accidentally" send her a dick pic and see if she responds.

based. but not typically effective. save that for when shes drinking.

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Jeez you yanks have weird attitudes to sex.

u wot m8?

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Do it.

dont pussy out on us OP, post screen shots, send dick picks!

hey bro can i smash your mom!

Few courses open to you

>Test the waters
Make it obvious you're crushing on her and see if she flirts back.

>Pull the Houdini
Set her up with an older Yea Forumsro. When they fuck he blindfolds her, ties her up, and leaves the room. You come in, get your fuck on, and leave.

Your Yea Forumsig brother comes back in and takes the credit for the fuck.

>Make a bold move
Stop by when your buddy is gone and sneak a kiss. If she kisses you back you can fuck her.