So if you wanted to make some quick money online without any concern for ethics or legality how would you do it?

So if you wanted to make some quick money online without any concern for ethics or legality how would you do it?

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Become a camwhore. Even if youre a guy you’ll make quite a bit in tips, especially if youre straight, they’ll pay extra to get ya to do gay shit.

Catfish retarded guys that are into findom

Good idea thanks

learn how to make aheago faces, then start selling your bathwater.

How would I get pics for it tho

I'm not pretty enough :c

Hmu on kik pats808 if ya want help with it, like lighting or what to wear etc

idk man ive never done it
get good at photoshop maybe

Catfishing usually results in getting pics or vids from someone, since you said ethics and legality dont matter, you could blackmail them after getting their to do or saying embarassing shit.
I wouldnt recommend it, but its an option.

go on TOR
make a sellers account on some drug website
make page look like the rest of the popular ones.
get orders and get paid in bitcoin then send nothing. when your account gets flagged. make another and repeat.

>tfw 5k in BTC off this so far

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Shit that's fucking great. What are they gonna do, call the cops on you for not giving them their illegal drugs? Lmao ty

watch out, they might hire a TOR hitman with more btc to kill you.

would be a shame if you set up an account as one of those as well.

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What markets you suggest? I know empire requires a vendor bond lol

eBay
Sell fancy rocks as enchanted rocks
Sell rare PDFs
Sell "bios unlock keys"

I am 26years old and legit have the smallest resume ever because I made money off catfishing during the last 10years. AMA

Holy shit the enchanted rocks things would sell big, really any new age snakeoil shit would.

1. Where do you get pictures of people for catfishing other people?
2. How do you turn grabbing someones affection into money making?
3. Is it harder now that the catfish show is popular?
4. How can I get in on this? I need money and health has me stuck at home.

Was it blackmail, paypig or selling baits? Got any dropbox links of the guys or something? ;)

With the "bios unlock keys" what exactly are you giving them?

>1. Where do you get pictures of people for catfishing other people?
Years ago, tumblr, instagram, facebook, etc.. mostly sticking to poeple in my general interest or that are similar to the real me. It helps during slipery times.
>2. How do you turn grabbing someones affection into money making?
Everyone who understand the concept of paying for something you want will eventually come themselves to the proposition of 'helping' by sending away money. The hard part is not taking it as a gift but taking it while giving more attention/affection
>3. Is it harder now that the catfish show is popular?
Yes, there's much more tools to counter catfishing too. newfags have little to no chances to get real and decent income out of it nowadays unless you find that graal gold mine of endless content.
>4. How can I get in on this? I need money and health has me stuck at home.
Find a cesspool of incels, social fuckups in form of online chats, social groups, etc..

I blackmailed people from normal blackmail to legit breaking years long mariage/relationships. Did the paypig farm and the baits more than I can count. I was a really decent income for years.. litterally not making my head turn on normal jobs paying above the minimum wage.

Suck a bunch of dick for $$$.
But then again, I’m not poor or a fag

So you never sold the guys you catfished? Cuz there’s a market for it, especially if they str8, not as big now that tumblrs gone, but twitters got some sellers.
Unless you’d rather give them away for free, which id gladly accept ;)

U make even more if ur not a fag, just an fyi. Str8 guys is a popular fetish.

Tf is a bios unlock key??

If there's something 100% certain, is that where I admit catfishing, I never show what content I catfish with. Can't take the risk.

Also
>So you never sold the guys you catfished?
Maybe wasn't clear enought, up until this summer where I got a job offer around 50$/hours, Catfishing was the best income I had and was paying my bills with it. This included over the years, a car, appartements, traveling and enough to keep the machine going for a long time.

The funniest part of it is people telling me that we need to cut ties, and coming back every 2-3 months blowing money. It's easy money if you can do it properly.

Good point

Go in a gay bar with your gay friends being obviously straight and not accepting gay flirts the whole night. You'll end up rich, drunk and really fucking popular.

Makes sense, i catfish too but for pleasure not money. I’d feel bad tricking them out of cash on top of their dignity.

you go to prison because it would any quick money is watched so closely by the feds.

then you'd get banged by fuck-me-in-the-ass federal prison for years, be released as a trap, and end up working as a tranny prostitute until you died of AIDS at 35.

Yep, the desperate and lonely ones have literally offered me cash or to take me shopping, just to hang out, not even fool around.
But i always declined, because Mama didnt raise no hoe.

oi mate yous said quick not easy, so
>collect a lot of spam
>filter for those that promise some stock will blow up soon
>collect this data and see who is successful with their promises
(these are all pump and dump schemes on pennystocks)
>look at the average time frame for the stock crash
> get on board with some with predictable outcome
> some stock gambling
>????
>Profit
And now you might be investigated for cornering the market

make a couple grand to get assfucked by some 50yo queen? THAT'S the kind of money you're talking about? good god.
you've really fallen far. Just go for the fentanyl now.

>mfw all crash

and that's the truth you filthy britfag quim

there's people I refused to take profit from, some are genuily good people that I'd be good friends with personally, some are just too close from ending themselves. Long story short, I made a lot of money out of it but I still had some morale limits.
Months of rent, a shit tone of content online, etc.. it's crazy what desesperate and lonely people can do for a little bit of conversations and attentions coming from someone else.

What? No. Im saying i DONT do that. Or are you saying i should kill myself for refusing to be a prostitute?

just skip the analysis and run the fucking scam yourself

for both you still need capital

prostitutes do end up dead in their 20's, by and large

scammers end up in prison.

Very honorable or as honorable as one can be under such circumstances. Proud of you.

get a fiver account and sell some services of your choosing

Money is money, some moments I really sucked dry some people but others, I actually tried my best to become the person they needed and the help they were too shy to personall seek outside the internet. It happened 2-3 times that people openly told me that I saved their lives by just being there and listening.

You sounds like a touching straight to tv movie waiting to happened or some kind of cheesy wholesomely depressing manga.
I’d read it.

I would use my position as an elected official to tweet about possible deals with China after driving the market down by starting a trade war. You make money on both market moves. You can even repeat the whole thing several times.

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I'd pretend to sell shit on whatever marketplace is big on the deep web right now (last I checked it was agora)

Im a nigerian price and...

Write cheat programs for online games and sell them

what's the craziest thing/person that ever happened to you while catfishing?

Doesn't matter

A guy wanted my fake girl to take vids peeing and vids fucking my dog and had some seemingly violent fetishes too consider his dirty talk included choking me, but made him do shit for me before id send it and then cut ties after he sent
.
Got him to shove a sharpie up his ass and cum with it up there, he even admitted to liking it.

that's pretty fucked up. how much money did you typically get out of these people before you cut ties with them?

I was gonna show a screen cap’d sample but already removed his collection, so here’s the uncensored of the guy from earlier

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Lol none. Other user is the guy that did it for cash, i just do it cuz its hot.

i see. do you get off to making guys do shit like that? or is it just for your simple amusement.

Partially cuz its like a taboo but mainly cuz its hot knowing their str8 showing theirselves off for me, something they’d normally never do for another guy.

Though sometimes, id catfish as a cuck, see if they’ll make shit thinking its for my girl, but still sending it all, know a guy’s seeing it.
One of my longest baits ive hooked was becuz of that.

that's cool. have you stopped doing it now? or do you still have people on the hook.

also, did any of them try to offer you money or were they happy to just play along with you?

Im not nearly as active, occasionally i still do and still have one or two that are desperately clinging onto the hook even though i hardly give them the time of day if even that.

No, ive been personally offered money when id go on CL or grindr, but the baits usually are just there to bust a nut.
Plus i usually bait younger guys like college age, so they wouldnt have any to offer to begin with lol.

AIDS will still kill ya. God does hate fags, I'm a staunch believer that our Lord gave the command that man shalt not with man. You're making the conscious choice to. If not AIDS, then an eternity in hell. It's not too late to stop and repent, man.
I don't hate you, I hate the sin.

Man it's too bad god isn't real huh

fags wish oh-so-badly He weren't real.

Sell non existing child porn, what are they gonna do, call the police because they didn't receive their order ?

Nah, was a abused a kid, so been fucked up sexually every since, probably definitely going to hell, but i can still try to help steer others away from it.

What markets don't require a down payment for becoming a vendor?

>808381950
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What websites do you all use to find marks?

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Femanon here willing to let you use my pics to catfish guys for money as long as I get some of the cash.

Deal how can I get ahold of you?

got discord?

Yup, make a room and post an invite link or something like that? Tbh I don't use it much so all you on that

Here ya go[slash]4J782k

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Thank you, that makes that gif like 300% better