I am the modern day Socrates. Ask me anything

I am the modern day Socrates. Ask me anything

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anyone else can pretend to be Socrates and answer questions for me too if they’d like.

gonna go make a sandwich

More like Succrates

I dont know

I'm getting stressed out to the point of having panic attacks over the prospect of failing an upcoming course exam at my university. Whether I pass or not determines whether I'll be able to take a postgraduate course this year or the next one.

Is my concern justified or am I overreacting? (pic unrelated)

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Where is my other green sock Succrates?

why is grass green?

How's that hemlock tea coming along?

Is it sock ra tees or so crates

Why are traps so gay?

What do yo know?

what scrote be like

Why my pee hurty

i dont know

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have you checked under the bed?

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Not only are you fucking a man, you have to deal with the faggotry of a female

chlorophyll

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i dont know

sock raid e’s

have you ever been accused of "corrupting the morals of young people"?

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you peed after masturbating

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HEEEEY nice, females are 50% fag. get yoself a tomboi

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Yes. Fucking bullshit bro

not even gonna comment on huh?

eating my sandwich now friends hold on

socrate's stupid lol, "wow look at this" "yo look at that" boring child thinking

wrinkled but also hairy

What it do nigga?

ask plato. Plato??? Assist this young man

thank

“it” simply is

i dont know if “it” does much, my nigga

Yes. Socrates casually uses the n word. No need to ask

if we want not we have all?

why the boys? are the girls not good enough?

Shit, it was behind the couch. You’re not the real Succrates.

Thats true. I am the modern day Socrates. Pay attention

Lol

We have only that which cannot be accounted for by others

I dont know

Is OP really a faggot?

i dont know

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but how do you kill which has no life

Spirit precedes “life” in a biological sense. How one can kill a spirit, I dont know.

Does pee-pee come from the balls?

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all i know is that i know nothing :)

dunno

It doesn’t come from the balls, it’s just stored there.

thank you socrates

Why?

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so when you hold it a long time you can say you have big balls

overreacting if you do not get it this year try a year of work and travle or get a intermediate work that apply to your workfield.
Example: If you study medicin and can not do anything for a year try to get a assistent job or voluntary (they pay your stay in a third world country) like doctors without borders.

Give it some idea you should not spend a year out of uni doing partime jobs it makes a bad mark in a cv.

Yes your concern is absolutely justified.

why do people think cum comes from the balls? do they like the figure of speech or are they genuinely unaware about anatomy?

better a tomboi then a thing that can not breed with me. The pleasure of sex is only a part of it main point is to get offsprings.

Same reason men die from prostate cancer. they havent squished enough around their balls and pay attention only to the phallus

What is the meaning of life?

Wasn’t Sokrates the guy who asked the questions?

What is your opinion on the subject of the solution in that matter?

I truly dont know. Many who say they do are modern day Sophists. Or worse...

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Lol. Good question.

I am of the opinion that solutions are quite a simple matter.

...

Why?

Would you suck a log of shit out of Andy Sixx's asshole?

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based log poster

Garfield

You're the one supposed to be asking shit faggot failure

Yes

Ok. How short is your dick

how many times a week does mommy make you angry

Why are you so bad at what you do?

I don't know

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if you were sentenced to death by poison, what would be the final piece of wisdom you'd share with the world?

I don't know

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what is it that you know, o wise one?

All I know, is that I know nothing. :)

nuthin

correct

wow, much profound, so socrates

Are you angry at me for some reason? :)

Did you expect more? :)

no, just showcasing how taken away i am by your infinite wisdom

in deed

got any nice teen asses to share, o wise one?

all i got

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what's beethoven like?

godlike

Listening to him? I'm more a fan of satie

i am the modern day Diogenes
ama

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should i have chicken or beef ramen for dinner?

I'm always in the mood for beef

it matters not, but definitely beef

Hows it going barrelkin?

Opinion on Destiny? Both the youtuber and the concept

the youtuber i like, but what is destiny?

Gah! Begone from my thread! lol

content

only retards care about destiny

i create my own destini!

As vulgar as ever I see. Charming.

you seem to be retarded

my pleasure sir

Is poop stored in the dick?

it is storet in the vagina