Can someone teach me how to shave?

Can someone teach me how to shave?

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Cut out junk food and fizzy drinks eat plenty of brocoli and drink 3L of water a day it should clear your skin if not see a specialist also cut out diary you may be a lacto fag

That's how to get a healthy skin, not to shave ya fag

this happens to gays who eat ass

If you don’t know how to shave you need to log off right fucking now
Sage b&

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they are hand in hand you mong

You have to be 18 to post here.

Get a hair clipper, shave it with number 1 guard, and treat your skin condition.

If that is you OP, that has nothing to do with the shaving. Looks like a fungal yeast infection or psoriasis. Both have easy treatments in form of cream or shampoo that you use over a 2 month period

Seborrheic dermatitis.

This

Shit yeah, that's how I do it too
No razor burn and still looks good

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Instructions:
0. Ask a doctor, not Yea Forums, but here's what I would do
1. Get an electric trimmer (not a shaver)
2. Trim it as short as possible
3. Use a natural or bought peeling cream
4. Shave wet and clean with at least four blades on your shaver
5. treat your skin with cream suitable to your skin condition, maybe coconut oil
6. check your diet, sport routine, and water intake

horrible genetics

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>get sharp razor
>pull across skin sharp end first
it's not hard op

how do you not know? my dad just handed me some shaving cream and a straight razor

>drink 3l of water a day
jesus fuck

hey man live a little jesus fucking christ

Your dad is hipster trash

I am shaving without disinfection stuff. Am I doing it wrong.

if you shave regularly and your hair is short, just buy a gillette or whatever, use some shaving cream of any kind, and shave. you can't mess this up.

if your hair is longer like OP picture, i would trim it down with an electric shaver first, or you can shave with an actual double sided razor. merkur makes several great razors for this.

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>Not staying adequately hydrated
Get dunked, loser!

it's really not that hard, I drink close to 3L everyday.

The more I look at the OP pic the more I want to puke...

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I drink around 132oz of water a day homie

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Bro 3 liters is nothing that's 10 pint sized glasses hell 1 gallon is what you should drink during the summer anyway.

I bet you slosh like a fucking g water balloon, you waterlarping fat fuck.

Hey OP for twenny dolla I pick all that shit off your chin with tweezers,
For fitty dolla I eat somma dem

Rinse face with cold water before shaving, use warm water to dip razor in, shave with the hairs first, then against when they're stubbed.

And for god's sake (and your own!) use a hydrating after shave, and wash face with face cleanser twice a day

today Yea Forums was actually helpful

No I workout 6 days a week I'm also 175 at approx 13%bf right now lol if you ever spent some time in the gym you'd understand you need to drink more.