I ain't scared of no hurricane

I ain't scared of no hurricane

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Same.

lol rip. You florida boys are so dead. Here I am in the sunny north enjoying the beautiful sunshine. Ya'll should consider living somewhere sensible.

727 here, ready for a light drizzle and a small gust of wind

Nah we aint pussies

305 here can’t wait to take a nap and later see traffic lights hanging from the streets outside when I wake up.

"Today in the news Florida man . . ."

The second it makes landfall it's going to pussy out and become a cat 1. The only place that'll be seriously effected is libtard Miami and surrounding areas. I live in the Tampa Bay area, I'll be all good.

OP here, fucking kek

Oof thanks for your sacrifice

Americas penis is going to get raped

Just nuke it.

it's not that the wind is blowing, it's WHAT the wind is blowing

Is there an hurricane somewhere right now?

Youre kidding right?
Look up hurricane Dorian

What's that noise....Oh my roof. DOH

Bring it on

813 reporting in. Wont get shit but a drizzle and mother nature farts.

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I'd just move

And some fallen trees and fences. Irma was weaker and it did that.

Pussy and lesser pussy.
I came to Miami for this hurricane