Why don't you own a sex doll yet?
Why don't you own a sex doll yet?
Jeremiah Ross
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Landon Evans
Your mom still works fine.....
Isaiah Mitchell
She's like 60 and fat as fuck user but who am I to judge
Lucas Cook
lol burn
not so pompus now are we?
Joshua Cruz
>my mom is old and fat
>gottem
Dylan Brown
Fpbp
Ayden Reyes
Jonathan Foster
cause im broke bitch
Xavier Roberts
Cause they can't make a sammich yet.
Isaac Roberts
Henry Lee
I would love one. 2 things though... my wife wouldn’t like it that I have a doll that looks like a teen slut and I can’t afford it.
Connor Williams
I have one, and she is so cute. I want to share her pics every day if I could.
Jace Evans
I want one with tiny little tits small ass and short
Wyatt Sanders
I can't afford one but if you have the money to dump on a sex doll for yourself maybe you have the money to dump on a sex doll for a fellow user. What do you say OP, are you going to be a faggot like always or are you going to buy me a sex doll?
Benjamin Perez
because i’m not beta
rubber pussy doesn’t hold a candle to actually coochie
Ryan Hall
i'm broke af
Caleb Ramirez
I live with other people and my card is monitored.
Joseph Cruz
Op is going to open up his first doll brothel for anyone to use and degrade his dolls. His pimp name would be Pimp Plastic Silicon-tastic.
Leo Perez
I always plan on ordering one but then change my mind after I finish masturbating
Jaxon Diaz
made my own on a budget! get a soft toddler doll for kids and a loli onahole. Make a cut between her legs, put the onahole in and done. Easy to hide, easy to clean, tight af. shop for Chinese babygirl clothes to dress her in, they got kinky stuff...
Parker Jones
Landon King
Cause I'm not a fat, virgin nerd
Jacob Turner
Evan Brown
I just want my own doll to dress up and cuddle with
Evan Jones
i have a gf
Jordan Evans
Someone who has a doll. Show us a hot vid of you fucking it!
Ryder Ortiz
my sister works better, incest is wincest
Anthony Price
Because it's not fun lugging around almost a 100 lbs of dead weight just to fuck.
Easton Cooper
Get ready for it Bob, a storm is coming and you and all of your dolls will finally have the chance to get fucked together.
Luis Adams
Carter James
Eli Roberts
The social taboo and GF would definitely not like it.
Evan Martin
also, they're kinda expensive.
Matthew Bennett
You kid but doll brothels actually exist.
Kayden Gonzalez
pics?
Jordan Flores
I second this request!
Isaiah Ramirez
Waste of money, only perpetuates mental illness, social anxiety, depression and suicidal thoughts, and I'm happily married with the perfect, supportive and submissive wife.
You should be spending that money and obsession on self-improvement, so that you eventually meet the right person for you. I feel sorry for all of you.
You might think these sex dolls as just toys, but eventually you will lose your grasp of reality, if you haven't already.
Jack Wright
Andrew Richardson
Are you trying to tel us you want to try and make a santa next time you're snowballing?
Jackson Cook
been trying to tell them this forever now, but they're simply too blind or unwilling to listen. they just can't move past it, they're stuck.
William Flores
>make a Santa
I would just buy one like in the picture. much more colorful and they actually light up.
Isaiah Smith
Couldn't have said it better myself.
Caleb Davis
Carson Ward
Colton Hernandez
Mason Garcia
Cameron Roberts
Jason Torres
Landon Butler
Must take her FOREVER to make dinner
Carson Hill
so a child...
James Clark
I have a girlfriend and a sex doll. What now faggot?
Dylan Rodriguez
I love my kids and my wife too! But.. well... after 4 kids... not a pleasant vag anymore.
do I take it out my lil loli fuckdoll from time to time, and all is well again!
how does that make me a sociopath now?
Josiah Barnes
>>
OMG. Blessed are those who speak the Truth.
Christopher Harris
Ryder Flores
Logan Gutierrez
Nathaniel Baker
Can someone recommend a doll thats not stupid money? Needs to be full size as customs are cunts and even massive tits and adult faces are considered child sex dolls if they arent full size. Maybe up to £500?
Jonathan Bennett
You won't be getting an adult doll for £500, you either get a loli and risk prison for imaginary pedophillia or buy from the chinks on Ali Express and risk getting an abomination
Grayson Wright
I think they are hot but once you get one, you gave up and you'll never bounce back to being a normal person.
David Butler
Fuckin nice
Austin Evans
Example of doll? Or pic of yours?
Zachary Hernandez
If its still fuckable, and has tits I could possibly live with that.
Maybe I'll just get one of them torso ones off Amazon. I have a silicone butt, its just not weighty enough.
Michael Ward
Real bitches would become useless once sexbots are invented, I hope to live when that happens
Nolan Rodriguez
Christopher Jackson
Eli Russell
Leo Wilson
>> I hope to live when that happens
On behalf of all the Real Bitches out there, us too. And we hope it's soon.
Julian Hughes
sorry, can't right now. got me a Zapf Sally doll, roughly 30$£€ whatever.
simple as fuck:
make a cut between her legs and squeeze a decent loli onahole in. takes about a minute or two.
my lil fuckpuppet is easy to hide, can take a rough pounding without complaining or crying and I can dress her as slutty as I want...
Nicholas Wilson
they will become good wifes and real women again...
Jacob Lopez
Why should I bring something into my house that will definitely come alive at night and eat my soul?
Kevin Morris
Jacob Hall
Jayden Baker
Levi Garcia
Do they make ginger ones then?
Ayden Walker
Luis Perez
Where is this one from?
Jackson Hughes
Not real enough when i feel her hand i want it to be warm not a freezing cold crappy latex sort of like my heart cold shit man i am soh deep
Bentley Hughes
Just wrap her hand in a warm towel or something first
William Harris
Ryder Roberts
I have a plan to make a realistic doll with heated water tubes so that they're warm all the time.
Kayden Collins
I'm poor as fuck. I could never afford one in my current situation. Perhaps some day in the future I will get to enjoy one.
Lincoln Cook
hope your dick gets electrocuted faggot
Carson Reed
Have fun explaining to a doctor how you managed to scald your dick when your fat ass causes your hot water sex doll to pop
John Lewis
Brandon Peterson
Because crushing xanax in vodka tonics work just as well.
Julian Rodriguez
Because I have a wife for those things.
It's like a sex doll that makes dinner, washes clothes and watches children. You should try it out.
Jordan Lopez
She is cute, I saw her in a thread last week I think. Any sauce on maker / model / where to buy etc?
Ayden Wood
And ruins your life when she gets bored and leaves you
Matthew Gray
Because im currently involved w 4 different human women and real vagina feels a whole lot better than silicone
>pic related
Austin King
Human women are gross though
>pic related
Jason Martinez
How big is "her" dick?
David Phillips
How would that ruin my life. I could just downgrade to a sex doll, or get a new wife.
Thanks to all you guys with sex dolls there are plenty of single women out there of all ages.
David Lewis
I do. Her 8th birthday party is today
Eli Wilson
My wife wouldn't like a doll that looks like our daughter
Christian Morris
Aka a child, dw bro we all do
Jacob Hill
Oh hey I'm not alone
Nolan Russell
My nigga how the fuck do you get the sweet candy behind these photos
Adrian Peterson
I actually ordered one earlier, finished masturbating and then cancelled the order. Now I'm kind of regretting cancelling though
Grayson Ortiz
I'm very much considering a TeddyBabe, I'm less interested in the sex doll part, and more for just for something to cuddle. Anyone have one? It's difficult to find reviews of the Deluxe Models.
I'm more or less disinterested in a human partner, I'm set in my ways, have the things I like to do and lifestyle I like to live, which is largely incomparable with another person and definitely not most women, moreover I'm reasonably selfish and not interested in investing in someone else's life.
Eli Gonzalez
Cute af, must have. WHO AND WHERE
Parker Parker
masturbate again
Daniel Reed
Christian Diaz
Jayden Kelly
Landon Davis
I bruised my dick from masturbating too much so I'm trying to cut down
Jackson Rivera
Isaiah Cruz
Zachary Hill
Xavier Sanchez
Logan Torres
Adam Roberts
Nathan Adams
After 20 years I've iron dicked myself to the point where I damn near sandpaper to get anywhere.
Juan Gonzalez
Aiden Barnes
Asher Gray
Eli Hughes
John Miller
Gavin Sullivan
because I am married to a real woman with a real butthole, mouth, and vagina.
kys
Cooper Murphy
Camden Perez
Jacob Flores
hey, faggot. it's been a few day's.
Jose Reed
Isaiah Walker
Not the same user, I just like his doll, look at the filenames retard
Sebastian Morales
Matthew Stewart
Brody Carter
I just got here, muffin. don't know what you are on about.
Nicholas Bailey
I really want to know what doll this is
Ethan Ramirez
Gavin Rivera
it's from the child deluxe series.
Luke Martinez
James Wilson
Brandon Gray
David Smith
Jackson Smith
Because I'm having sex with a real person tonight
Isaac Campbell
i would like to buy me some dolls. but i have no space
Andrew Allen
Alexander Adams
Nolan Evans
haven't been in a doll thread in a year and the Holiday blowmold people are still here doing the same thing kek
Ryan James
Aiden White
Need make and model of this pls
Jonathan Thompson
Gavin Gomez
Asher Hernandez
Ok retard
Andrew Cruz
Alexander Long
Chase Murphy
Jeremiah Hill
Hudson Reed
Evan Phillips
Elijah Lopez
Jayden Peterson
thanks!
Levi Gutierrez
Easton Nelson
Cooper Myers
checked
Charles Robinson
Evan Cruz
my fingers hurt.
James Adams
ok retard
Jose Garcia
Jose Powell
Daniel Mitchell
>sound of shit bubbling from an asshole nearby intensifies
Christian Foster
Kayden Nelson
Leo Nguyen
Aaron Lewis
Charles Brown
looks like the tribal elders are absent from this council meeting.
Eli Jones
Jason Green
Aiden Long
Sebastian Anderson
Joshua Anderson
Adrian Gonzalez
Carter Powell
Jonathan Thompson
Kayden Adams
David Stewart
Cameron Allen
this 60 inch Santa is dope. I bet if you put an LED bulb in it you could see that shit from space
Jace Hernandez
Lucas Gray
Colton Reed
Jayden Morris
Because i'm broke, and I also just want one for mostly cuddles. femanon and i want a futa doll but theres not one thats aesthetically pleasing.......
Anthony Harris
Benjamin James
>aesthetically pleasing
hhnnnn
Zachary Taylor
Anthony Rodriguez
I imagine it wouldn't be hard to just attach a dick to any doll
Logan Walker
Jacob Perry
this one is so fucking cute
Benjamin Sanders
Ethan Clark
uk crack head laws.
Adam Moore
paedophile
Liam Robinson
Cooper Stewart
Ryder Evans
Alexander Garcia
My pocket pussy is good enough.
I dont want to replace actual sex, i just want masturbating to be better(since i don't watch porn)
Ryder Parker
Alexander Nguyen
Xavier Gutierrez
Easton Campbell
Gabriel Perry
Jace Brown
I feel sorry for you who thinks you should feel sorry for us. Loser.
Haha, guys. I got him
Nicholas Hughes
Don't buy one, I used to have the standard tb and threw it away after about a year. They're terrible for cuddling because they're unnaturally stiff. They also aren't super flexible making it difficult to get into any position without it ripping at the seams. You can't bend it over or even properly spread the legs more than a 50 degree angle.
David Thomas
Nathaniel Reyes
Teddybabes may be what you want. Get a double-dong if you need it to be a sort of futa.
Mason Ortiz
see? huge waste of money. this user gets it!
John Murphy
Ryan Long
ikr, I want one. I'll camp these threads till I find out who she is and where she's from
Lucas Bennett
Nathaniel Morris
Supposedly the new versions are better about that but I'll keep that in mind. Was it at least cuddly? Right now I just have a body pillow (no weird pillow case) but it doesn't feel naturally shaped obviously.
Matthew Brooks
Wyatt Reed
Because it's fucking creepy and my hand works just as well as it did back when I first discovered my dick's full capabilities.
Benjamin Russell
Jaxson Torres
Jacob Myers
See I think you are under a weird impression that people who are considering/already own these wish to spend there money/time/effort on another actual person. Sometimes it's beyond, "I can't," and more, "I don't want to."
Jack Cooper
Jose Carter
Wyatt Roberts
Dominic Rodriguez
this user gets it, can confirm, plus it's nice to always have a backup plan
Alexander Parker
I used to want one, then I read the care guide and was like nope, I'll pass
Luke Parker
Aiden Ross
Noah Barnes
Ethan Flores
my man. just get a BM, much easier to maintain.
Thomas Williams
i just bang hookers
it's pretty much the same
Joshua Rogers
Eli Myers
Oliver Garcia
>BM
?
Eli Wilson
Wyatt Ramirez
Blow Mold
Liam Howard
This. Because I can get laid
Wyatt Ortiz
Jaxon Sullivan
Just get a dakimakura then, I'm telling you, you're going to regret buying the teddy babe. they're cuddly in the stiff mannequin sort of way.
Henry Adams
Does anyone make one with reasonably female proportions? Cause that's more than anything what I'm looking for.
Logan Long
Eli Smith
Jaxon Lopez
Adrian Jenkins
Jaxon Kelly
Brandon Ramirez
define reasonably, there are all sorts of shapes and sizes available
Brody Lewis
Nathan Green
John Ward
user I am fully in love with your doll I have seen your previous threads as well. She is cute as fuck
Elijah Lewis
Benjamin Ward
Robert Martinez
Juan King
Because roommates.
Brandon Peterson
Jaxson Nelson
Let them fuck it too
Easton Mitchell
I guess as close as possible to an adult woman and still cuddly. That was what perked me up to the Teddybabes was that they were at least advertised as being good bed-mates for cuddling with realistic proportions.
Juan Phillips
because it is very expensive
Carter Ross
In retrospect I wish I would have experimented with my teddy babe a little before throwing it away. It would probably make a nice cuddly doll if I had removed the wire skeleton and 40-60% of the stuffing. Or bought some softer stuffing to fill it with.
Camden Hall
The thing about TPE and silicone dolls is, the bigger they are the heavier. So full size might be 60-70 lbs or more depending on how thicc etc. How much are the TB's?
Zachary Lewis
Thas just hot. Call me faggot / creep / incel whatever, DO WANT.
Michael White
please make a new thread and dont post your autist christmas bullshit
thanks
Gavin Martin
I unironically want one, but im sure my gf would be a pain in the ass about it
Brayden Taylor
That's one of the things that drew me to it too; they weigh ~5-8 lbs. Again, I'm less interested in the sex part, but more the bed-mate, cuddle aspect. Plus it seems easier to move/hide if need be. Like I thought of a synth skin doll for awhile, but the reality is I don't want a 100 lb thing to lug around that feels like a cold-corpse, that is so not what I want, and can tear and mark up and stuff. And I'd get a small one, but I'd want adult proportions and the few that exist like that look weird and too child-like, and no judgement, but that's not my thing at all.
So it was just the skeleton that made it stiff? Was the 'skin' for lack a better word soft? The reviews I've found claim it is like velvet.
Daniel Wright
Just don't post child sex dolls and you'll be fine.
Landon Richardson
I think I paid like $750. Probably cost less that $75 to manufacture.
Anthony Young
Bcs it feels like you are fucking a corpse.
Josiah Stewart
I mean in all seriousness, isn't better that they fuck a child doll than bother actual children? Like all things being equal, doesn't this solve the problem in a harmless way?
Lucas Baker
Because I have an actual woman to fuck who lets me do whatever I want whenever I want. Have fun fucking a silicone corpse.
Joseph Lee
New bread's up too lazy to link
Noah Flores
dayum, that much? Color me surprised
Nolan Long
>Like all things being equal, doesn't this solve the problem in a harmless way?
not at all, and until there are multiple studies done to verify their effectiveness in preventing child sex abuse, there's no real reason to believe they solve any problem.
Juan Anderson
Yeah, the skin was nice and soft, but there is almost no give to the body at all. It almost felt like hard styrofoam covered with velvet fabric.
Samuel Lopez
and conversely, no reason to believe they create any problems lol
Brody Bell
that is bullshit. you cant make studies by claiming anything is harm before even making ground for said studies
Kevin Edwards
I don't think they teach scientific method in school anymore
Blake Myers
Yeah, having owned one I'd say it's worth no more than maybe $350. Still high for what you are getting but at least as far as sex toys go it would be reasonable.
Luke Reyes
Okay, but in the meantime, by the facts, they are not in fact hurting anyone, much less children when they DO have one of those, and it would seem unlikely it would encourage it, so at worst, it changes nothing, at best, it might actually help, so while those studies await, isn't it still a net positive or at least neutral? It's not my thing at all, but given the realities of the world, I'd rather have them in their homes fucking a silicon toy than even just ogling real children. I mean I know that's how porn works for me; I care less about real grown women because I get my fill elsewhere.
Jaxson Thomas
That's really disappointing, and you had the original model? Do they answer emails/questions at all?
Aaron Lopez
Well at 5-8 lbs I'd say you're right. But for that much money they could at least use polyester batting or something as filler
Ethan Fisher
>and you had the original model?
yes
>Do they answer emails/questions at all?
I'm sure they do, I never contacted them directly, but they have an active presence at TDF and engage with people regularly. They aren't some scummy company, I just think the product they sell sucks.
Andrew Brooks
>they have an active presence at TDF and engage with people regularly
TDF?
And it was mostly the stuff? Beyond sewing ability (which I kinda have) how hard would it be to change the stuffing out a bit?
Liam Gray
the doll forum
>hard would it be to change the stuffing out a bit?
i think the reason the doll is so densely packed with stuffing is because if it weren't the wire skeleton would not properly stay in place, which is why i never tried it. thats why i say it might work out better with no skeleton at all.
of course then you can't post the doll, and you have the problem of the heavy neck join, which i don't think would be easy to remove
Sebastian Brooks
>of course then you can't post the doll,
POSE the doll**
Gabriel Cook
I have a follow up question; in stiffness, how does a TB compare to a Silicon/Synth skin doll?
Brandon Cruz
While I've never owned a silicon doll, some of the guys here post webm's showing how soft silicon doll skin is, squeezing and poking it looks pretty realistic. You can also ask for tight or loose joints when you buy from most manufacturers, depending on how flexible you want your doll. Ask around for the videos. I plan on buying one at some point.
Andrew Rogers
ever heard of the uncanny valley? it may be your kink but its definitly not mine.
Gavin Edwards
The mommy dolls weigh 2 tons
Anthony Evans
Yeah, id straight up just buy a kid version and a thick Asian one
Jordan Powell
More?
Eli Fisher
You only get laid because you pay for it, with dates, presents and time. There's no difference between a GF/wife and a prostitute. Why not make a one of payment and get a doll.
William Cook
If I could put elf ears on my doll. I would just make a Zelda version
Angel Myers
I feel sorry for the loser who thinks marrying a roastie is some sort of accomplishment
Jordan Sullivan
Why would i leave my house?
Matthew Martin
Lol, sure bud. Keep lying to yourself
Ryan Collins
Is it like fucking a cadaver??!
Angel Campbell
Dolls are too big and inconvenient. I'm more than satisfied with my 4 pound premium silicon dragon butt that glows in the dark.
Landon Lee
Yes, which is why we choose to fuck dolls instead.
Justin Lopez
If I ever went through another divorce then I would buy them in a heart beat. I would turn my ex-wife's walk-in closet into a doll room, with 3 or 4 dolls with all the clothes and gear. Fuck going through another bullshit relationship with a woman, it would be escorts on pay days and dolls for week days.
Benjamin Lopez
>angrily fixes bowtie
>"listen here you little shit"
Jacob Jones
fucking amen
Jackson Ward
Sounds messy, I don't wanna have to clean up my own jizz out of a rubber twat.
Adam Anderson
The thing would probably murder me in my sleep.
Zachary Turner
Waiting until my mom dies.
Christopher Russell
>I'm happily married
I doubt this, but I'll go along with it.
>with the perfect,
No one is perfect.
>supportive and submissive wife
Who is biding her time until she can move up the food chain. Ever heard of "hypergamy"? If another male seems attracted and he is a better potential mate, she may "trade up" and take half your shit.
The doll guys are just damaged humans trying to make it in a highly imperfect, unnatural world they weren't prepared for.
So fuck off.
Brayden Russell
new thread for dolls pls!
Gavin Gray
Because then when I bring home real girls they'll think I'm a faggot like you
Carter Anderson
If you're chad enough - you can convince them it's kinky and use dolls as huge sex toys.
Asher Turner
no way
Julian Collins
saving up to get out of this fucking country so i can go get a real one