He touch your girlfriends ass, what you do?

He wouldn't do that, because that would nic nie dało

kill the gf
leave the guy alone

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wring his neck and dig a knife deep in his throat. my boy deserves better dick than that.

since when have i had a gf?

that's Brian Shaw

trash

stop hating on epic gamers or else we will rise up

Slap him back

shut the fuck up faggot, I'll punch you out of you faggot ass gamer chain

Gamble a stamp and get Charles Atlas's free book

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You try very hard to be edgy don't you, 12-year-old. Go check YouTube, your favourite Minecraft YouTuber might have uploaded.

Ask him for some lift ing tips after a year of life changing exercise and weight training I feel like I'm stuck and whant to step up my game and working out 5 days a week for 2 to 3 hours is. Just not doing it I tend to do 60 minutes of cardio and then 60 minutes of some kind of weight training this involves anywhere from bench to isolated muscle groups and the. Last 30 minutes I do some laps in the pool to cool off and stretch

>cardio
lifting weights is all the cardio you need idiot

Tel him he’d better wash that hand cause i know where that ass has been.

I take with me Great Khali

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Throat punch.

I'll beat him with science

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>JUDO CHOP HE NECK BREAK FAST!
>HERRO, HOSPITAL? HE NECK BREAK

what i always do in such cases :

call Uncle Bob,

he's deputy ch of police.

I wont hav to get my hands dirty,

and once again,

my gf wil be in awe of my power
.

Say him she has a dick tho

So. Much. Cringe.

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Tell him to bring her home before midnight, please...

implying i have a gf.

my ability to do anything in the situation you describe is just another reason to not try to get a gf. it would be just more humiliation.

Thank him for being a great representative of the Polish nation then ask him if he wants to come back to Grandma's for pirogues.

we are epic gamers. we will not be held down by society any longer. expecto patronum.

Kurwa, Michał, to jest moja dupa... Ile razy ci muszę powiedzieć, kup sobie okulary, ty ślepy nietoperz

I'd come at him from behind with a baseball bat to the head. Put his unconscious 130kg body into the trunk of my car. Imprison him in my basement.

Now the punishment comes. I'd keep him there for about three years. I'd get him some weights to lift and plenty of water and food... but only high carb low proteine food.

After three years I'd let the thin dry manlet leave and I'd just bitchslap him goodbye.

>implying you could lift his body
keep dreaming, kiddo

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Behead him with sword

sides, orbit.
thanks

ale to Mariusz...

Why do people think bodybuilders know how to fight? One precise punch in the jaw and this guy will be weightlifting in Lazytown.

>what you do
ask him if he has any Grey Poupon, and say Cheerio! and skip away down the street.

this guy can fight.

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Fucks his ass to assert my dominance.

what?

bruce willis?

Me: pardon me, but do you happen to have any Grey Poupon?

Him: but of course.

Me: Cheerio!

Would love to see how that would go down.

Find something like a rock and cheap shot him on the back of the head with it.

I'd watch GF call cops and file assault charges.

What are these questions anyway

Anything but take his picture and go on Yea Forums to ask what the fuck to do about it.

They're sad attempts at getting attention. Probably posted by a loner who could probably use a break and have someone be nice to them for a change.

siemasz guwnotłumacz

no, he can't. 10 years of training and still fighting like some average jock .

i'm sure he can fight well enough to take care of you

Fucking worst google translator ever

I touch his ass