You've been given a time machine from some other time, it is ready to use and capable of being everywhere and anytime...

You've been given a time machine from some other time, it is ready to use and capable of being everywhere and anytime. Where will you be and why?

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Give it to Hitler for reverse engineering and tell him literally everything the allies and commies are going to do because of the filthy kikes

Go back in time and take over hitlers identity. Wait for the previous poster to show up. Now I have all of the time machines and an army.

Now I send my army to fight the real battle. Mars 2099: the last stand for mankind.

Actually, I need to take the time machine back in time and steal toilet paper from myself. I suspect this has already happened. Paradox or time loop?

I'd go back 66m years ago and bring back two pregnant Velociraptors and once their eggs hatched, set them loose on the Nazi's.

Go forward in time to where genetic engineering is perfected. Then go back in time and genetically modify Tyrannosaurs so that they can think like humans, then load up 3 of them and have them crash the Nuremberg Rallies and start eating Nazi's while Leni Riefenstahl films the whole thing in posterity. Maybe even make a stop when Leni was a little girl and teach her how to invent the BetaMax tape so we have better quality of the Tyrannosaurs eating Nazi's.

I've had a good life, I don't really want to.live another one. I'd go back to when there were T Rexs running around just to see one. Would probably die pretty quickly but meh, worth it.

go back to my conception and stop it from happening just to see if the grandfather's paradox is real

Time machine has a paradox fuse. Blows if you try to break time!

You realize two velociraptors versus a nation of armed people would not fare well right? People have been killing dangerous animals for a long time.