Ylyl fuckers

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Wife was just recently in hospital and I said this very thing. Thought I was clever.

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i don't know why that was fucking funny

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Checked, Kek'd and Feeled
You a triple threat user

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holy frickin EPIC bros

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Thats beautiful

Lost

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youtube.com/watch?v=898i_hM2m1M

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>with a number of other ingredients
old-timey medicine was the fucking best

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holy fucking shit this board is beyond saving
fucking god damn redditors
is Yea Forums seriously the last good board here

>Yea Forums
>good board
lmao

>Yea Forums
oof

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If it wasn't for the nudity, I would totally use that as a live background at work lmao

>Yea Forums
jesus christ user

Decent thread

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>Yea Forums
fuck, I lost

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Yeah, so I have a story about the thing that happened an hour ago.
>be me, 21
>go get some fresh bread and buns
>suddenly realise i'm out of condoms and pharmacy is on the way
>on my way go to the pharmacy
>"hi, do you have some rubbers?"
>cute girl, 1,6 meter brunette with a great smile says
>"do you mean rubber bands or uhhhh"
>"yeah, i mean uhhhh"
>she smirks
>"every kind under the sun, have a look"
>every single one of them is like 50mm width, this is some chink size thing
>so i ask
>"do you have anything bigger?"
>the cashier smirks with the prettiest smirk ever
>"hmmmm, not now, but monday, yeah, i'm even going to be here on monday so we'll see each other"
>sperg out for the first time
>"yeah, ok, see you"
>walk out of the pharmacy
>realise something
>i'm so fucking dumb
>it's like a fucking revelation
>walk back in
>"do you have any test-tubes? i want to catch an ant queen"
>"not now, but when monday comes they shoul be here"
>proceed to lecture the brunette on ants, lasius niger and stuff
>"yeah, so i'm gonna use the test tube for a month or so and then make something great out of it"
>sperg never stops, i just keep talking
>the brunette just walks around and smiles to me when i'm talking
>realise i have to buy the fucking bread
>get out of the pharmacy
>buy bread
>go back home
>realise what a fucking autist I am

I'm getting shitfaced right now, I just feel really bad about myself

WHEN DOES IT EVER END

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fuck off m8

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R I P P E N
I
P
P
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who cares lmoa

hang yourselves, redditors
even fucking sneed is a better meme than the instagram garbage you post here

decent thread

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this thread is actually terrible

>i bet u have gay boi

died

underrated fucking lost

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lol

got me

Your mom is a decent slut

Ray...Pist... makes me so FUCKING ANGRY........... I have been spamming Ray Pist every ylyl for the longest time, and that parasite WASTED MY LIFE! AND I'M SHARING THAT MONSTER WITH OTHERS! I'M A FUCKING SLAVE TO RAY PIST! I'M STRAIGHT AND THINK ABOUT SUCKING HIS PENIS EVERY NIGHT! I HATE THAT PEDOFILE SO MUCH! THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO LOSE! GRRRRRRRR....... AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY ONE LIFE WASTED ON SOMEONE I'VE NEVER MET!!!!!!! I THINK ABOUT HIM DAILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>posting this twice

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*storeys

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Wat

>Yea Forums
please be real

raiden pls go.

I lost

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Meh

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Name?

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Cancer

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I dont.....even.... wut?

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Weird thing is I can hear Riker's voice when I read that lol

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lost

I did too
That's why I lost

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>shows picture of carburetor for fuel injected car

Ten to one she didn't write that sign.

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So where is the new gorilland-comic?

I don't even..

>i just came here to laugh and lose. Why did you hav.... Nevermind

kek'd

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Lost

kek

Nice

at least you got dubs
don't worry pal slowly you will learn how to behave
You just have to try
my advice is be quiet like really quiet so even if you are autistic they will not understand it
tell only the things you need to say
I found out that usually people don't give a fuck unless they ask and even when they do they don't give a fuck so just shut your mouth when you can
by being quiet people will like you more and maybe by listening people enough you will learn to play the normal dude part

at least you got dubs
don't worry pal slowly you will learn how to behave

kek

Lmao lost. He looks so smug about his small cock

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just go on monday faggot, tell he you sperged cus she's a cutie. get her number, ez

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lost so soon

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cringe

just go on monday faggot, tell he you sperged cus she's a cutie. get her number, ez

Bro why do you need a test tube for an ant? Give me some ant facts

lost...for the first time in years

Why did i lose to this?

just go on monday faggot, tell he you sperged cus she's a cutie. get her number, ez

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ask her if she minds helping you putting it on, you know, see if it fits.

u know the drill white boi

Fucking lost

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Fok I lost

I lost