What could you do with $1000 per month Yea Forums?

increase my yearly salary by a small fraction.

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Mine too, faggot.

Pay rent that just went up $1000/month

Drugs and 40s

Hookers, blow and weed

well, under two assumptions:

-I have my car and mortgage fully paid off
-that figure is occasionally adjusted for inflation

I could straight-up live off that amount, and anything I get from work is pure gravy

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Have sex once a month

Is it supposed to be an extra $1000 a month? If so for who?. I make a little over $1000 a week right now so I mean it’d be nice. I’d pay for my general bills while putting most of my income away. Maybe a vacation.

goddammit, AMAZING job by me in cropping that shit

Putting it in a high yield savings account until 4/15 when I have to pay it all back in federal taxes anyway.

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I would buy food.

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>2-ish percent
>"high yield"

lol stop living in other people's homes, idiot

If course chinaman Yang would support a communist idea like this

CHING CHANG CHING WE ALL THE SAME CHING CHANG CHUNG

>2019
>renting on a long-term basis
I shiggity diggity

You seem extremely intelligent.

this guy knows what's up

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the money for it wouldnt be generated by printing

if they really do that it's going to guns so I can take everyone else's $1000 by force

flaw in your gay little plan there, bud

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$1000 a month would be just about right.

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Fucking nothing.
I make almost twice that amount (in California) and I'll be first to say 1000 usd in a month ain't shit

>being this poor

LOL There is an interview where Yang says that gun owners would love the UBI because it allows them to invest more in their hobby.
It triggered mother fuckers lol.

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I just laugh my ass off at a Democratic (Commie) chink literally trying to buy a vote for a measly $1000 bucks.
I hope the check comes out of his personal account. Don't write a check your gook ass can't cash.

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wow you make almost a whole 2 k a month?!?!?
slow down there bill gates

>MUH BOTH SIDES

Alaskans already get what like $1500 a month? You don't hear them complainin'

Wahhhh im a dick mutilator and I hate YANG!!
YELLOW MAN BAD!!!
rofl you are anti white, the moochers and the rich already get free shit.
The white dudes pay for it and finally they would get 1k.
Just say you are a fucking nigger that doesnt want white man to propser, faggot.

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that's recompense for having to live in fucking Alaska tho

Alaskans get $2,000 a year dipshit

>Alaskans get $2,000 a year dipshit
Still MO MONEY MO MONEY MO MONEY.

rofl read this tool.

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$2,000 a year is garbage you poor nigger fag

Try living in america, dealing with sjws and shit stains and boomer religious fucks?
ill take my 1k now thank you ive worked 20+ years for boomers pensions and welfare queens, give me my fucking money back.

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I had a moose tell me it was $3.500.

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My nigga

We can either give $1000 a month to every American or we can spend it on the jews, foreign warlords, islamic terrorists, and a do-nothing useless soviet style military full of corrupt contractors who charge $1000 for a single bolt.

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get a sugar baby

lol

He is the only one that realistic and says you cant fuck with gun owners.
go check for yourself its old but real as fuck. a dude from k asked him.

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lol wut...

you don't know shit about economics.

watch my base cost of living rise by 1000

asian goy trying to devestate the economy for china's black ops

truth

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He says not feasible, doesn't mean he doesn't want to. Asian governments are totally fucking autocratic, because asians are lemmings, following the dictator of the day. Thats why South Korea is basically the same as North Korea, but with capitalism.

"not only will I not do it, I don't even think it's actually a mathematic possibility"

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We need a Manhattan Project for oven technology.

>hurrr he asian so he do asian things durrrr

Just because he is Asian doesn't mean he is a super double agent for Asian countries you racist paranoid moron. Get back to making tinfoil hats fool

just hear me out

do they really fucking thing niggers aren't going to blast each other to steal checks? they already steal each other's goddamn checks right out of the mailbox if they can to the point getting up early and waiting for the mailman on the first of the month is a standard part of nigger culture

youtube.com/watch?v=4j_cOsgRY7w

>Wake up and I see that my sister is already dressed
>She said "I'm gonna run and go get my stamps
>Watch and make sure no one snatches my check" nigga that's the mailman
>Sort through the mail and put it up in-a me pocket

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I would literally die and so would you. Take your communism elsewhere, pal.

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if ur mortgage is paid off, property tax can bone you

up my cocaine habit a little

>communism
Yangs being pro business you uneducated tard

why would my property tax go UP if my mortgage is paid?

>pro business
That's a funny way to spell communism.

What commie put this bw background sh*t up?
Gee, I see a gook with 'math' on his hat he must be.....what? $1.000 yaun says I'm wong.

Survival of the fittest nigga, we be jacked so we can get yo check white boi

>if ur mortgage is paid off, property tax can bone you
Property tax should be illegal. Getting taxed yearly for the same item you own. Imagine if that applied to televisions or clothing.

Support my hooker addiction

His father made 65 patents for ibm and our united states government and military.
Chinese killed his ancestors and tried to kill his parents and enslave them.
Yang openly has stated we can never let china be number 1 in tech because they dont care about america or humanity.
You are being played by either the liberals that call Yang a secret conservative or the boomer conservatives that want 4 more years of Zion Don the Israel jester.

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lol the great thing is yang want sto focus on rural america where they arent at!
lol
bingo hahahaha who gives a shit about your hoods.

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How

most mortgages include property tax. ur in for a sick surprise when you still gotta fork over 2% of the value

i'd honestly probably use it as my own prostitute fund with weed and liquor sprinkled in. Thanks yang

if you'll actually read the spreadsheet, you'd see that escrow (property tax and insurance) are already separate categories

Start a cannabis business after he Federally legalizes it

why the fuck would I do that?

Your property tax is not based on what you paid for the property.
It's based on the value of the property at each re-assessment of it's value.
White people move in next door, property value goes up, so do your taxes.
By the same token, niggers move next door, property values go down. Sell your neighbors property to niggers and save a dollar!
Simple economics.....

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>Already get 1000 a month in VA comp
>Literally spend it all on bills

1000 isn't a lot, not anymore.

Okay but then you would still have 1k after you pay your bills, you can go out and enjoy things in life, go out n travel n shit

No because UBI is deducted from benefits

not all benefits ya better check, you might be getting 2k soon.

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No, just a thousand per month. You're gonna lose your job because of the economic mess it will make and all you'll have is your Yank bucks.

It will once the legitimate sources run out after a few months.

Proof? Source?

tf you mean sources

Sit on my ass and ponder how half of welfare spending never reaches the intended recipients

Feel good my lowlife-1k is direct deposit & free of paying do-nothing minority welfare workers to sit around.

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The thing about dumb people is that they think they're smart people like crazy people.

Kek do you faggots really think that these kind of schemes would be brought in without securing the funds for it first? You think your so smart you worked out the problem here that no one else did?

>hurr dey gonna gib all the money away then have to print more durrr

Hes proposed a shitload of ways to pay for it.

Would it all be beneficial in the long run? I don't know..... I do know that 'printing money and giving it away' isnt whats being proposed though.

based

>i just want assurances my rifle will not be seized from my home

jesus fuck what a retard,

gamble it

Look up Yang talking about UBI and SSI benefits I'm too lazy to find it right now

Gonna have to stockpile it via bitcoin while lying about losing it to gambling. Assuming the DNC isn't corrupt and he actually by some miracle becomes president, the dollar will be useless while our civil liberties are sold for some neetbux and weed.

>really think that these kind of schemes would be brought in without securing the funds for it first?
Yeah... he's come up with the same type of optimistic bullshit funding ideas that politicians before him have claimed. It was bullshit then, it's bullshit now.

wYtE pPl aRe oPpReSsEd

We have no fucking idea if its bullshit or not because things like that have never been put into practice in this country.

We probably never will know because no one like that is going to get any power.

What will never make sense to me is how so many people sperg at the idea of harsh taxes on the mega rich but are totally happy for them to put BILLIONS in sketchy offshore accounts, Caymen Islands, Switzerland ect.

At-least things like welfare get immediately pumped back into the economy.

Those "harsh taxes" on the rich are a fucking meme because without a Hitler-esque government, it will never be enforced.

Just give me my $1,000 and fuck off

HOOKERS!

nothing more than normal. this universal basic income is nothing more than a scheme that de-shames welfare. if you work for a living it just means you're going to going to be taxed harder. they are going to tax you to give it back to you. if you're rich you'll be more screwed.

Invest $1000 every month into various stocks. Act like I don't have it so I don't spend it.

The USA will NEVER let this happen.

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I'd save up for my own home and give the rest to charities for dogs and people who can't support themselves.

It's just the next natural phase of the decline. A drip of morphine to make you forget the house is burning down around you.

Just a heads up that it would be paid for with the printing press, and it would be in addition to other welfare programs, never a replacement.

Property taxes are nothing compared to the Mortgage Jew

Link? I've seen the opposite
m.youtube.com/watch?v=lkH6n-9CD54

You understand that prices of shit is gonna go up right?

If everyone gets a 1000 then it's like no one got 1000 .
Trump 2020 faggots

Vote bernie. Dont empower fat american creatures. Dont vote yang, vote bernie the cool old dude

t. european girl

Per month?
Heh, it’s not uncommon for me to make that in a day, depending on the situation

Well that'll be enough to survive on e.g. pay for basic food and rent, but I'd still be working to afford to important things in life like going out for dinner or concert, new toys for me and my submissive or some weed every once in a while.

So what do you do?

>vote Bernie
nah

yes

I'd vote for him if he was white. But of course he has to be a chink

vote this chink in and by the end of his term, chinks will flood in and america will be new chinkland.

>bunch of zoomer net nerds thinking they know more about economics than people who leave their room

Good! Fuck whites

Next you'll say you were only pretending to be retarded

It's be for every citizen over 18 unless you're in jail or opt to keep your existing welfare. It's essentially making huge tech companies like Amazon pay back the money they get from selling our data and destroying jobs with automation, since theyve figured out ways to pay no federal taxes.

fuck you're mom

youtube.com/watch?v=kLsRPBTORPM

Lol litterally making companies pay us for the profits they make from selling our data. But communism. Riiiight

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Either way, goes back into the economy. I'd pay off loans and buy weed lol

Rice dick faggot

Rice duck fag

Rick dick fag

Coke and whores

Rice dick fag

not work, watch businesses go bankrupt, watch tax collection collapse whenever government expenses are dramatically increasing, then laugh as the dollar loses value in a hyperinflation worse than Wiemar

At least one person here knows whats up

All of you are retarded if you think this chinkgook will be the candidate.

Lol

America is so divided that people would rather be homeless than let someone of another race have money if they can help it.

>America is so divided that people would rather prosper than let some socialist of another race have money if they can help it.

>America is so divided that people would rather prosper than let some socialist of another race have money if they can help it.

Ok man i get it why do you need to spam?

>America is so divided that people would rather prosper than let some socialist of another race have money if they can help it.

Ok man i get it why do you need to spam?

I would personally put the nation into trillions of dollars more in debt in the first few months

You're getting Trump again. Learn from this and mend your ways.

Watch as the value of the dollar plummets.

Good.

Use it to fuel the fire that cooks my dog once the economy collapses.

Donate it to Bernie Sanders re-election campaign for 2024

3 days all inclusive in Mexico.... MAGA

dont really agree with a lot he says, but it doesnt matter, 95% of their ideas wont get through congress. What i dont want is to vote for a bunch of 70 year olds that poop their pants and have daily melt downs cause they need their nappies. So that leave us with Yang or Buttplug, Buttplug is more moderate and hes a homo, which would result in amazing memes for 4 years and trigger the religious pedos, sooo win win I guess

It's not meant to live on. It's a supplement to your income to help you take care of bills and have a little more financial freedom. However I have thought of quitting my 58k a year job and moving all family members into one house,. Cut all unnecessary bills.

I own my house and both cars. 5k income between all household members. Then could just sit and play videogames till I croak. I like having disposable income but I have alot saved cause I don't buy much and I'd be happy on 5k a.month to feed everyone keep phone internet and a modest budget for gaming since.entire family plays wow in free time

Save whilst the economy tanks, and there's nothing left for your freebux

Stockpile weapons and ammo for the inevitable boogaloo this kind of horseshit causes.

Inflation would make everything cost more

Ayy

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Ffs, the horse shoe theory is wrong mate, communist and fascist are extremely different cultural and sometimes economically. The cultural axis is the strongest factor of differences which divides people more that economics and the statist axis.

Continually buy and hold vtsax for 8 years and then retire to travel abroad.

Plus the Jews funded thecnazi party cuz they were shit scared of the communists lel

"What'd you do last night?"
"I think I drank 3 Steel Reserves and a stick of Deodorant..."

What a Legend

I'd buy gum

Automation expert on several big assembly lines...
Installing and commissioning new equipment on holidays when the plant is shut down.
Mad coin.

there are barely two sides both are the same neo-liberal trash

You have been visited by doll Laura.

Y-you should probably bump the thread, d-desu. There's 162 p-posts in this thread, desu. Yet it's near the e-end of the b-board, desu.

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