Neighbors' dog won't stop barking...

Neighbors' dog won't stop barking, no matter how many times we kindly ask to just shut the balcony so we don't hear him outside.

It's 1 AM here and I don't want to keep hearing the same bullshit anymore, how do I properly poison/kill this dog? (german sheperd) Should I buy some meat and fill it with poison or some sharp little stuff?

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>but rat poison at store
>chop it up into little bits
>dissolve it in water
>buy big fucking T-bone steak
>boil steak in rat poison water
>toss to dog balcony
>repeat once or twice weekly for a while
Problem solved, or by ear plugs like a normal fucking person.

Yeah, that would probably work.

Be safe and test some by eating it yourself first.

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Thanks, I'll look for this

Dont kill the innocent doggo kill the douche owners

Thing is hes on a 5th floor flat tall at the very top

Why not both?

With kindness and profess your love for them loudly until they get sick of you and close the door