Just found this dish of sour cream that has been sitting out for a couple years. It is about half full

Enema

Rub the contents on your nipples while drawing a swastika on your stomach

put it on a potato

no more teases chad i need the cream

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Self roll

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Eat it all

off by one dammit

3rd time I've seen this pic.
Still doesn't phase me.

Lick a bit of it.
Then either pour it in your ear or ass.

have unprotected sex with your sister and name your son after it

Drink it.

>put contents in ass
>shit out contents of ass
>put all contents from ass inside peehole
>fap
>put dick contents back in container
>wait a couple years
>repeat

kinda gross but whatever. fuck that user

Fuck wrong wit you

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lick it a liitle

whats to the left of it?

Fuck it

My poo jar don worry bout it.

I'm very well adjusted, thanks for asking.

no u not

Put your dick in it

Throw it away

Shit in it

show proof

rerolling

Sniff a spoonful up your nose

Samefag

Spread it on your underball zone

take the sour and throw it on the first person you see on the street

Piss in it and then spread it on your chest

Take out just the solid and use it as lube to jack off with the remaining liquid staying inside the jar. Cum inside the jar mixing your cum and the separated liquid. Drink the cumjuice contents of the jar.

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Put it in the microwave for some minutes, then eat it

Rub it on your cock

Rolling for using it as lube

Put your balls in it and then spread it on your chest

cum in it and throw it at your mother

Rolling for this

Shit in it and then eat it

yes i am

roll

It seems that I won

Deliver OP

WINRAR

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WINRAR

Nice

Fucking deliver.

LOOOOOOOL

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Winner, winner, shit's your dinner.

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top fuckin kek

Gold

TAAAAAAAAAAAAKE OOOOOOOOON TRIIIIIIIIIPS

(trips take on)

Before the 444 roll I did those others that were less problematic. Seems that the universe wants you to eat shit tonight OP.

off by one

Welp, you know waht time it is OP

Taaakkkeee meee OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
TAKE
ON
ME

CAUSE I GOT

>TTRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPS

Op don’t be a faggot, he got fucking quads

Good luck OP

op will always be a faggot. Didn't you know?

TTRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPS

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this is an a-ha thread now that trips got rolled

Ok give me a little bit to brew a greasy shit. Also should I use a spoon or fork?

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O H G O D N O

You're not going to deliver faggot

Also, go for a spoon it is better for shit... I think

No need to eat it all just a spoonful or so

deliver op or ur mom will die in her sleep 2 nite

Spoon

Works for me
youtube.com/watch?v=djV11Xbc914

No u wont
>roll spoon

dubs get choice of spoon, fork, or spork

>roll spork

reroll

Spoon

Silly straw

I dont own a spork.

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Hands

spoon

slurp it up

Fork

tongue it out

roll spoon

eat

FUCK OFF TO WENDY'S THEN

spork

>me, breaking down the video, waiting for OP to delivar

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roll for the spoon

Put it in your eye

game already ended fag

also, spoon

Sorry guys but I think I'll pass after all. Have a nice day though

reverse eat it by putting in your butt.

Go contemplate your life choices, faggot.

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Hey guys, OP here. Just wanna say i'm a little snowflake and won't deliver. Tell my waifu i'm sorry

Spoon

fuk u

spork faggot

reroll

Speedwagon has been duly informed

If you are really OP, kill yourself faggot your cat / dog will die tonight

cadoge

get rid of it

I said that like 9,001 times and missed all of them. Fml

use a fork

FUCK

Good. Now fucking deliver OP or a meteorite will hit your home

Deliver op, or a large bottle of coca cola will decapitate your cock.

As a dyed in the wool Yea Forumstard, you have only one option:
> Microwave it.
> Also : post results

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My cat is already dead but okay

Well fuck you too I guess

There's no need to tell me to commit suicide but okay

pys fag

Bruh you aint even op

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CREAMY HAS SPOKEN

kek attention seeking and autism have reached new levels here

Will wearing this help with the smell when I open it?

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What the fuck are you shooting with, a dslr? Get a phone

Iphone 4s

bullshit. Look at the res on that photo

That better?

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OP why the fuck do you own a gas mask.
You planning on gas attacking somewhere?

i want one.
still fuckin massive

Only thing I'm attack is your mom's pussy.

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Yes, a gas mask will save you.

idk if anyone got trips but i want you to get poisoned so roll

deliver OP

Its not like you can eat shit with that mask on. Deliver.

Am scared

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Fuck good point

do it

Ya know the mask does have a straw in it...

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Keep up the work

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Throw it at a homeless nigger.

I think a thicc spoonfull would do the thread more justice. You can put anything in that straw and claim it's shite.

dubs said fork deliver OP

Thanks

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I am monitoring this thread

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he aint doing it

I might donno yet.
I opened just a tiny bit and nearly puked.

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Work smart

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Trips. You HAVE to atleast open it and take a spoonful.

you must decide, op

if you eat it fast enough you wont smell it.

That's doable but I aint eating it.

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Pussy

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>Release the disease

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take a picture of the inside of the container

seconded

It's a jar of salsa

ew salsa

I've heard that joke before.

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Kinda getting sick of OPs not delivering.. dont make a thread if you don't have the balls.

I agree but at the same time when the winner is take a shit in it and eat it, I wouldn’t do it either.

Op is the biggest pussy. I was ready for a frodgebro part 2. Was screencapping and everything

You ain't attacking shit. You've failed in your mission, OP. You know the rules. Get the fuck out. Or, show your face with shoe on head so we know who to ridicule in the future.

Cum on a random lady outside. Eat the sour cream.