>be European
>make fun of Amerifats on the daily
>everyone laughs at America, even schools teach about how dumb they are
>war
>Amerifucks still protect us
>get to see stupidity in person
>make fun of them and their burger pride flag
>can’t talk back to us due to US military code
>leave country internally seething
>fucking kek
Be European
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Eurotrash loving the smell of their own farts.
Hey man, that's pretty mean :(
Americans in general share three qualities:
1. Dumb
2. Loud
3. Obnoxious
Most of them are also A) Fat and B) Smell bad
Not to mention Two faced.
They pretend to be the poster boy of freedom while starting wars and oppressing other countries.
yes I'm sure those pesky americanskis were just rattled to their core by your stupid european insults
europe is kaput,declining native birthrate,why your brainless leaders force you to accept afro and ME cucks who jump your women beat up you kids,,you fucking idiots
>your brainless leaders
The pot calling the kettle black I see
American schools be like
Yeah well Europe is literally a fucking shit hole infested with nigger/muslim subhumans that rape their women. Of course all they can say is that Americans are fat. My dick is and that’s about it.
LOL are you seriously comparing the nigger problem in europe to the nigger problem in america. American niggers are more in number and violence. kek. Try again retard.
P.s. americans ARE fat
>P.s. americans ARE fat
and dumb
>a fucking shit hole infested with nigger/muslim subhumans that rape their women
And somehow still less crime rate than Murica
Nice try homo, your leaders sold you out. Also, I’ve lived in Europe you got a lot of fat mother fuckers there as well. And your Nagger problem is just as bad.
oi oi better together and all that so i understand my cheese will come in individually wrapped slices labelled "kraft" in future ?
>your leaders sold you out
I agree with you on that, seeing as how Im American.
Inb4 sure you are comrad
You got a permit for that meme boy?
no but i have a foreskin
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Dont forget, we have pound me too.
Thank god we have trump for 4 more years. Next time you eurofags need help guess who's gonna tell you to go fuck off.
God bless donald trump
Typical American Morning Commute
Less crime, maybe. Depends on the country.
Gayer tha I Elton John
Maybe the US should sell a few EU countries to Putin. Make back some of that wasted money.
Anyone whos even had a shred of experience on the frontline wouldn't talk shit about their closest Allies. Say what you want about amerifats but when you're in the shit and they're next to you, all that shit goes out the window. Decent lads, top notch banter, and they're not too bad on a night out.
Holy damn user. Way to ruin the harmless bashing.
Sorry m9 im a few beers deep
Yes comrad, all hail Trump
>Maybe the US should (INSERT RETARDED CLAIM THAT IS NOT POSSIBLE)
>Anyone whos even had a shred of experience on the frontline wouldn't talk shit about their closest Allies
That is correct, but seeing how Trumf and his "bonespurs" dodged the draft he knows nothing about these concepts.
100% Angus beef
LARPING are we? Let me try:
Oh american benis so big, fie dolla, me love you long time!
Explain how it's not possible.
You're defenseless.
Larping about what exactly?
I can but I wont. If you are sincerely asking me to explain why the US cant sell EU countries to Putin, then you are going to be too dumb to understand the answer and if you are trolling, then I wont waste my time.
Pic semi- related: its what you probably look like
except you cant just sell a country (or buy -> see Greenland)
>be European
>let in shitskins
>they rape all our women
>white race becomes extinct across continent
Sure thing bud
European what a fucking joke. Man up and tell us what country your from.
You realize that's the EXACT thing that's happening in america right? In a couple of years the "whites" will be a minority. Cant tell if you are retarded or a master at irony.
This won't ever happen dude.
Vietnam and chilly aint the same as afghan and iraq lad, were you even old enough to remember the invasion?
>were you even old enough to remember the invasion?
Of course, but due to my tragic case of "bone spurs" I was unable to participate.
US will just agree not to get involved for cash payments. Russia can do what it likes.
You're just shit-tier individuals talking crap about people that would die to defend you... So no point continuing.
Have fun with those complications later in life. Unless you're tugging that slimy turtleneck back every day that shit will grow together and you won't be able to get a stiffy without ripping skin.
Had a buddy who wasn't circumcised and at 12 years old he had to have it done because the foreskin started to seal shut around his dick head. Don't act like your nasty cheese maker is some kind of gift from God. you're a freak and your dicks look disgusting.
Those flip flip flops seem to indicate this did not happen in the U.S.
If you are standing by the washington monument holding up that bill it would be accurate though
Nice
mexican off duty female cop hence missed his fucking head and shoots with kids in the background
im 56 years old friend no problems yet (maybe a little shrinkage)