Post near death experiences
Post near death experiences
Christopher Green
Jace Jenkins
>just moved to New area
>it's ghetto as fuck
>drink a fifth of vodka
>have no weed man
>decide to try and find one
>it's all section 8 housing
>go to the corner
>approach group of niggers
>start bragging about how well I can fight because drunk
>the biggest one comes up and breaks my nose
>kicks my skateboard away
>have big knife in my pocket
>decide not to use it
>run to my board and skate away
>have to pass the corner every day
>when I skate home from work I see a nigger with a rifle in the window
>it becomes a nightly game dodging the laser.
John Ortiz
I was near death once. It felt like I'm about to die.
Julian Moore
>10
>fucking around on the hills in a dessert
>running all over the place jumping over shit
>do a running jump over a cactus
>hit a sandy patch on a rock on the other side
>start falling down a slope
>go over an edge and finally grab onto a rock
>look down
>300m drop onto rocks
>thank you rock
Elijah Cox
>in my room
>start polishing my gun
>mom comes in
>looks at me
>looks at gun
>says lock your fucking door
>shoot my gun all over her wedding photo
Daniel Baker
>Couple days ago
>Be outside
>On my way home notice a nigger on the street
>We just walk past each other
Mason Campbell
>12
>camping at the beach
>had to hike in, about 45 min trip
>Rocky beach and breaks hard right next to shore
>go bodysurfing alone
>get into a nice wave and appreciate the inner tube
>wake up on the beach coughing up water
>no idea where I am, or who I am
>wander the beach for a bit
>head hurts rub it
>hand is covered in blood
>Finally see a surfer
>ask him who where I am
>he points the way to camp
>start to remember who I am and go to camp
>took a couple days before I felt right
Elijah Wright
I hit 155 in my 1995 trans am going down the interstate and all of a sudden it started slowing down like the cord from the gas pedal to the motor had been cut and wouldn't work again until it dropped back to about 90. Not sure if that was Jesus or a guardian angel or what that made that Divine intervention
Landon Brooks
I was almost a blowjob
Jacob Hall
>7
>hurricane rolls through
>bored and staring out window at the rain and wind
>suddenly decide i’m thirsty
>get up from windowsill to go get a drink
>when I’m halfway across the room, hear the loudest boom I’ve ever heard, and get thrown violently to the floor
>covered in rubble
>a giant fucking tree fell on our house, directly on the room i was in
>windowsill i was just sitting on now crushed under ten tons of tree
So yeah, if i’d have gotten thirsty ten seconds later my ass would’ve been dead as all fuck