I thought recently, why do we even bother to wear underwear? What's the point? Is it supposed to keep us warm down there? If I was wearing shorts all the time, sure, for modesty sake. But I wear long pants, and nobody's looking up my trouser legs.
I've saved so much laundry time in since I stopped this waste a couple weeks ago, and I'll soon save money as well. Nobody has said anything, because how would they even know. I just make sure to wipe very thoroughly (I use baby wipes at home) after doing my business, so I don't even have to worry about "racing stripes". And given how sexy guys find a woman not wearing underwear, I figure I'll also get a similar reaction from women as well. What's your excuse?
Minimal. I shake it a bunch first, and yeah there's sometimes maybe a dot or two, but no big stain, and nobody's said anything.
What you've failed to consider, is that the exact same rule applies nobody how many layers you wear. That 1 drop's going to land anyway, right?
Noah Watson
Fuck off ffaggot
Isaac Williams
It's your first line of defense against sharts...
Hunter Carter
Dude i work outside in 40+ degree weather all the time, without underwear I’d be so chafed and rashed up id look like i took my junk to a belt sander. But if you sit at home eating tendies and playing LoL all day then maybe underwear isn’t necessary
also sweat. holy fuck does your crotch get fucking NASTY if you are freeballing it.
Carter Barnes
Your underwear is there to protect your pants from your ass, and the other parts of you that dribble.
Keep doing what you're doing, OP. Enjoy it. One day you'll learn why the rest of us aren't joining you.
Jose Kelly
yes but it doesnt drop on the pants you wear everyday
Levi Carter
You wash you underwear generally after wearing for a day. You can wash your pants much less frequently because of this. I wash my jeans maybe every 6 months.
Jason Roberts
Ah, the tendies dismissal, the last refuge of the underwear slave without an argument. I'll have you know that I am not some basement-dwelling NEET tendie eater. Rather, I have a good job in an air-conditioned office space. I'm very popular around the office, and NOBODY has said ANYTHING about me not wearing underwear. Sometimes sweat is an issue, but I'm civilized enough to just take a shower when I get home.
Ahem... 1 or 2 shakes is fine. Any more and you're just playing with yourself.
Ryder Harris
i'm not OP, but every time i piss i sit and i dab my dick with TP to make sure i dont get that last drop in my pants unless i'm drinking, thats the only time i use urinals but thats another thing all together
Grayson Perry
I, too, was once cocksure and carefree like you. And my 20s flashed by. Then my 30s. And toward the end of my 30s, you know what? You start to realize that your body is doing weird shit you didn't tell it to do. You'll have trouble digesting some foods, maybe. Maybe it'll be grease. Maybe it'll be a new allergy you develop. But one day, you'll be sitting there, in a good mood, feeling like you're in control of your life, and you will trust a fart.
And that fart, my friend, will betray you. And when that happens, you will be glad you're wearing underwear. Or very, very sorry that you're not.
Remember, it's not a matter of IF. It's a matter of when.
Happy freeballin'!
Angel Stewart
how do you keep your dick from dunking in the bowl when you sit to piss?
Gavin Cox
Just tie it around your waist like the rest of us and quit your bitching.
Joseph Hall
half asian, so thats not a problem
Cameron Mitchell
Well again, you're falling back on cliches and stereotypes. The "ackchuyally" meme. Real life and people are more complicated. I don't live with my mom. I do have a job. I have gone out on dates. You can try to put me into little boxes, but I'm not that convenient. Just think about things before you blindly lick the boots of Hanes and Fruit of the Loom and try to dismiss me.
Bentley Campbell
>and nobody's said anything.
What are they going to say to a smelly fatty faggotini.