Apparently going seven months without sex is worth writing an article about. How long has it been for you user?

2 months, i'm 39 and she was 24. was epic would do again

3 years

Longest gap around 8 months current about 3 days

About 15 minutes ago..

kill me

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8 years. You kind of stop caring about it after the first few months.

At that age it was 10 years this guy don't got shit.

Seen that article, was a cringe fest, dudes probably a closeted asexual.

Also, last night.

8 months, relationship was too stressful, that paired with way more important shit going on in my life since then made me not want to engage into stuff like sex

2 weeks but sex is overrated just masturbate basically the same
Came to the conclusion at 22 after being a real hoe for the longest time

Assuming this isn't bait, just accept it. Having someone to look out for you is worth the responsibilities it brings.

4 hours and 15 minutes ago... then 8 hours before that.

The strange thing about it all is that I'm attractive, and I can be charming. I've gotten laid probably 20 or 30 times all up in my life. Add 20 or 30 blowjobs and I've had my dick played with by sluts a lot

that said I really don't understand how every other human's life is so completely and irreversibly codependent on their ability to procreate and--get this--not actually procreate! Your entire self-assessed value as a person, you have decided should be predicated entirely upon some act which does not even produce tangible results outside of a mild high and a false sense that you accomplished something (You didn't. She knew within about 15 minutes if you were fuckmeat material, all you did was figure out she wasn't shunning you. Good job.)

Do something meaningful with your lives. Sex is not meaningful if you aren't producing anything.

14 months, but I came 5 minutes ago. Feels good.

no aint bait, even if it may sound so.

when we first time kissed and went to her place, i was like "why me"

my mind is still condisioned on me not being atractive.

Around 6 years and counting.

you dont know the feeling of being undesirable.
Feeling worthless. Not being even considered as a sexual object. You hardly can feel as a complete human being if such a major thing is missing in your life.

Tuesday

19.5 years, still a fucking virgin

20 years apparently God wanted me to become a celibate priest

lvl 37 wizard here...

No, I've felt being undesirable

What I've never felt though is being so hopelessly ugly the only remedy is lots and lots of money

22 hours

I am actually 28 and haven't had sex with a female in 7 fucking years

how do you feel about that?
why you think this happend?

A couple of days. Longest time without sex was like 3 weeks.

if you now had the chance, whould you bag a woman?
If you could, maybe you wouldnt get a boner.

70 years

>but im lazy and apathetic
exactly the same here, except it's been 22 years and I don't feel like taking steps to change it.

5 years, since deciding to go to school to become a dental surgeon. now for some reason, i couldn't care less about getting laid, i just want to lift weights, play video games, code, and cut teeth.

teach us thy ways, oh lord of darkness

it's complicated man, have you heard of my chemical romance?

Bout a year.
Actually almost exactly a year

10 years

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25 years as of today.

>my chemical romance
huh?

8 years approx

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My dick is in a pussy right now

Longest I've ever gone without was 6 weeks after the kid was born. Wife still gave me head though, so it was tolerable. We still have sex every day, even after 15 years.

No idea how people live without it. I'd have to use smack or something instead.

10 years

About two hours ago.
Poop was money!

23 years old, haven't had sex in 2 years and 3 months

3 days ago
Old lady on the rag

24 years, my whole life

Same

Almost 2 years

I've never gone more then a week since 16 unless working in remote camps where there are only fat squaws to choose from. A guy I hired 7 years ago hasn't been laid for about 5 years. We call him the monk. I even hired an escort to pick him up at the Xmas party. 9/10 he turned her down. Wife and I ended up taking her in the end.

one week lmfao yall need pussy

10 years

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7 weeks. Ex-sex.

>vice
have they ever been writing anything other than literal meaningless crap?

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>Vice

I read an article from them recently about the history of Filter House that was great. That's pretty much the only sort of thing they're qualified to write about or can write about well.

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Almost 2 years...

29khv.

6 years

I was a 28 year old virgin when I finally decided to just hire an escort. It was mostly the lack of touch and intimacy that was starting to deteriorate my mental health, lust can be easily satiated with porn and jerking off, so this is what drove me to finally do it

X

we are talking about sex, no fap you virgin.

Yeah, it's called being married.

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Last week, but before that it was like 5 months ish

Not a single person in this thread is telling the truth