Celeb Thread
Classy Ladies Edition
Celeb Thread
Anthony Campbell
Luke Williams
Daddario is classy UwU fathercomplex.com
Juan Howard
Jason Bennett
wish I could smooch her just once
Nathan Smith
Matthew Scott
Dominic Martin
Logan Mitchell
Oh, to be so lucky
Zachary Hughes
Now there is some class and getting her picture taken with a menatlly handicap face gotta love america
Jace Ortiz
Gavin Sanchez
Adam Walker
Mommy Christina
Joshua Wood
Nigger
William Ramirez
...
Gavin Myers
R I P
Jace Kelly
Yeah, you tell em.
Nathan Murphy
I eat lunch now. Meatloaf, potatoes, carrot medley, and lemonade
Michael Gutierrez
Wyatt Thomas
If Indiananon is in here, I wish them best of luck. College can be hard. But it was the best time of my life. So there's that.
Nathan Reyes
is Miley kill ?
Parker Lopez
Sounds great.
Bosom.
Grayson Clark
No.
Levi Cook
Jason Wilson
suddenly craving milk
Adam Howard
damn that dude was good lookin
Austin Walker
Indian user. Shit. You poor bastard. Tribalanon? No. Nation-user! Hey! Were you part of the Nation? Or were you one of those mass-murdering plains Indians? Yaaaaaaaaar kiiiiiiillllll the whiiiiite men! This is clearly satire, right? I'm not gonna get scalped, am I?
Eli Smith
College is not hard, just time consuming. I study 5 hours a day and 10 hours before a test. I really dont have a social life anymore and since I don't drink really I don't have alot of friends out here. My college has a 70% dropout rate, even though its in the minnesota state system because idiots just party everyday. Last night, I saw a topless girl being chased by a naked dude in the hallway of my apartment. The dude tripped and his head went through the wall. He got up and drunkenly made a "give me some head" joke to the girl. I wished I videotaped it.
Brayden Lopez
phteven
William Myers
I am Ojibwe. The people who kicked the Dakota and Lakota out of upper minnesota. We were the "traitors" to the other tribes because we were scouts for the colonists and the federal army. We did scalp, but the only reason was because the governmental army was buying those indian scalps from us for 5 cents a rip lol. Was it really murder? It was war, IMO, and all this talk of genocide is bullshit. The plains natives were kicking the feds ass for a while there.
Kayden Martin
kek
Wyatt Martinez
Christian Wright
Forgot pic
Henry Clark
Leo Ortiz
thanks for the keys to the castle my nigga
Asher Flores
Imma pirate that booty, if you know what I mean OwO
Nolan Stewart
>thanks for the keys to the castle my nigga
nice
Carson Sullivan
underrated ass
Liam Ortiz
Chicks dug him.
Mason Richardson
I like you. You're hardcore. The plains folk is why the "savage" thing took root. Y'all hit us hard. Let's make them demons! When ol' Crazy Horse talked about his lands was he talking about yours?
Jace Adams
Very classy.
Angel Thomas
Carter Moore
lol I get called an apple all the time. "Red on the outside, white on the inside."
Here is a great breakdown of it all, even though it is just a movie.
youtube.com
Jeremiah Wright
Matthew Martin
I love Poppy
Julian King
so love how those tits spill out
Nicholas Nelson
Colton Robinson
FUCKING Mormons.
Can't connect for some reason. But that's the one I want to send through.
Cooper Hernandez
Lincoln Allen
Juan Cooper
John Roberts
Benjamin Edwards
>classy
Nolan Ortiz
>foreshadowing his porn predecessor
yeah Katherine was alright.... not anywhere near as beautiful as Audrey. she was also legitimately insane but she was a great actress.
Carson Brown
Oh hey, I'm back.
Shit, that sucks. Even though it is not accurate, I like the scene where Josey Wales talks to the Comanche chief. And everyone in this thread should really just watch The Outlaw Josey Wales.
Luis James
hangers
Jason Cook
Chek'd
Dylan Taylor
*beep, beep* milk truck comin' thru
Noah Morris
Most of it was accurate. My people (the Chippewa) kicked them out and they went further south. The feds gave them guns and they went and made war with many tribes and took their land. I roll my eyes when my fellow natives talk about how "peaceful" we were. My nation came from new york after a prophesy of a "white wave coming" and that we needed to move or be destroyed-- to look for the medicine growing on the water (wild rice). On the way over here, our history tells us we "rubbed out" 5 tribes along the way, meaning we killed the populations of 5 tribes on our way to Minnesota. No, we were not a peaceful people brother. To say that is to make a mockery of human history and human nature.
Xavier Gonzalez
Adrian Reyes
Forgot pic again.
Noah Long
But still, fuck the Mormons.
No, actually, they were nice to my people as we wandered through there.
Easton Allen
Noah Jackson
You're a native american too?
Nicholas White
Everyone here hates you
Josiah Ross
some of my favorites
Adrian Peterson
underrated ass
Ayden Phillips
Gabriel Thomas
The Chippewa were up around the Great Dadgum Lakes. Shit. Y'all got moved a long way. Oh, wait, Natzchez or however you spell it "rebellion?" Let's give these guys some guns and they'll be on our side.
But still, fuck the Mormons.
Adrian Perry
Benjamin Baker
Luke Fisher
Alexander Jenkins
I will fuck a morman. Amy Adams!
Easton Cox
Nah. I'm like 1/32 Cherokee or some shit. My great great grandad was one of the folks who helped the trail of tears. All the family stories go that he helped build them shelter, helped them cross cricks and stuff. I dunno. I always believed it.
Oof, look at her shoulderblades sticking out like that. She's stupidly skinny. I love it. You could just run your hand across her and feel her bones. You could count her ribs. Fuck.
Ethan Ortiz
Nolan Gonzalez
Benjamin Myers
Connor Stewart
Alexander Johnson
kek
Jeremiah Flores
Logan Reed
fuckk
Lucas Rogers
Daniel Hall
Is Amy Adams a dadgum Mormon? The Mormons killed my people. We Arkansawyers (our State Senate said we were supposed to be Arkansans, but that's stupid. That sounds like we're from a region of Kansas.) went to try to settle new land. We happened across a place that the "Mormons" held as we were passing through. They shot us to death. United States citizens shooting other citizens. That's fucking murder.
Also here's a picture of a skinny girl
Noah Nguyen
>tfw my ppl were the ones stealin all the land
uhhhhhhh our bad lol
Mason Gutierrez
I like penultimateanon
Ryan Ramirez
Classy Bosom.
Jaxson Gonzalez
That smile
Nicholas Adams
kek get blasted kid
Grayson Baker
That's why ill always say William Holden is the luckiest bastard to ever live.
Jaxson Nelson
Hey, thanks. I'll keep you up to date on my cousin.
Hey, fuck you! If you guys hadn't invented the perfect firearm and then the OTHER perfect firearm, we wouldn't be having this conversation!
Josiah Foster
Justin Lopez
Anthony Gonzalez
lmao
I am pretty sure she was raised morman and may be morman now
Christopher Brown
Is your cousin even real? This is going on for years now
Jaxon Evans
Hey, thanks for that little history lesson. It was fucking cool. I like being able to talk about shit that actually went down.
Oliver Green
I "rub out" 5 for emma everyday
Jace Reyes
Are we even real?
Ian Thompson
conquering*
David Brooks
No.
Christian Hernandez
Hunter Jackson
They don't even say Mormon* anymore. It's always just the Church.
The cousin is real. How much will you believe?
Some say...
That she's been dead this entire time.
That she can fit three horse cocks inside her at the same. time.
Others say... she's the STIG
Isaiah Hall
She was 17 in that photo, you pedophile.
Robert Perry
nice classy lady right here
Ryan Edwards
Idiot. Immense, incredibly dense, utterly fuckbrained idiot.
Henry James
Penultimate of Keira
I can't be the only person who wakes up some nights and wonders if I actually exist.
Nathaniel Ward
Movie clip
It's art
Mason Russell
h o w
have I not seen that before???!
Charles Lewis
So did you fuck her already or what
Jackson Miller
nudes when?
Camden Torres
no one has or will ever come close to her perfection
Angel Hall
Anya is up next
Fucking hell. You know there is no way for the story to develop. Unless she gets PREGNANT!!!
Nicholas Davis
Oh.
Jordan Hill
Morman is sexist
I don't wake up and think about it. Just when I am pooping.
Lincoln Fisher
Would you want to make her pregnant?
Zachary Green
Ian Wilson
Depends on what she finally says.
No Mormons. Sorry.
Win back our trust.
Y'all like the incest, you should fall right in.
Liam Anderson
Nice
Carter Perry
What if your kid would be retarded
Nathaniel Campbell
Logan Perez
lol, I am literally not morman
Cooper Mitchell
As long as cousin's kids don't have kids with their own cousins then you're pretty much good.
I'ma fuck my cousin. And now I kinda want to put a baby in her. So thanks!
Asher Evans
Nathaniel Ortiz
I mean... Aren't we all retarded?
John Russell
No shit, you idiot. You can't even spell it.
Benjamin Powell
morman
Ryder Wright
Morma'am
Sebastian Bailey
Are you sure your parents arent cousins?
Oliver Lopez
stranger th
Eli Harris
Brody Morris
>ongs
Hunter Torres
Xavier Jones
We for some reason got one of the genowhatzits. They said they could find our families.
Chase Adams
I thought ems comes back
Hudson Turner
rolling
James Sanders
that's like 10-11 years old. came out shortly after the song did. for some reason I think the original video got taken down a long time ago. wasn't kanyes doing cuz I know he was cool with it. idk boi. that was filmed at Zachs farm in NC. he lives next door to Fiona Apple. been in a few of her music videos lol.
Nolan Morgan
Oh shit. Is Indian user still here. There was that Gordon Lightfoot song that talked about them
Blake Russell
Anthony Brown
>Holy shit I want to go to a Gordo Concert!
Angel Williams
Well then good luck have fun
Brody Nguyen
I unironically do.
He's a good guy. Remember that song about the Na'vi?
Chase Stewart
Connor Johnson
Noah Ross
Oh yeah.... He said FUCK YOU WE'RE BUILDING THE RAIL
I DON'T CARE HOW CUTE YOU ARE!
Hudson Taylor
AND THERE IS A JEWESS COUSIN IN THERE SOMEWHERE I DON'T KNOW
Kevin Ross
All normal.
Camden Stewart
rölling
Cameron Bell
Jesus Christ wew
Matthew Wright
Luke Allen
gimme
Grayson Thomas
Please post more Alison Brie. My dick needs it
Andrew Cruz
S-shut up! There hasn't been any cousin stuff lately. Except for that one last part.
Xavier Mitchell
wat
Oliver Hughes
William James
Evan Ramirez
Aiden Taylor
Anya and I would make such beautiful babies.
Hudson Scott
No wait. To preserve our culture, let us have my 1/32 niece have sex with your whatever. So we can ensure the fomentation of the tribe!
Alexander Cruz
Landon Allen
why can't flowers water themselves? those fucking slackers do nothing all day except sunbathe
Liam Watson
Evan Garcia
Why can't my dog cook me a fucking meal? I want a divorce.
Carter Gutierrez
Why can't my dick suck itself?
Lincoln Howard
Luis Martin
Hunter Hall
Jaxon Wood
lol they work you lazy nigger
Aaron Cruz
Caleb Adams
which would be more dangerous, sticking your dick in her or a pile of decaying flesh?
Noah Myers
miley
Robert Anderson
Daniel Walker
Gross. You're an asshole.
Q.E.D.
Jacob Evans
J.A.'s a semi-nig. Nastay.
Daniel Cruz
electro or entanglement?
Carson Young
you mean spic?
Cameron Evans
Juan Sanders
Yeah, just look at her. So gross
Jonathan James
Ryan Anderson
Brayden Hughes
Anthony Adams
Why does G get my dick so hard???
Thomas Perez
I want to fuck an alien.
Brody Jones
Josiah Kelly
Who needs to be sucked?
Ayden King
Cooper Hughes
obviously yes
Logan Gomez
Angel Collins
Jacob Evans
I definitely wouldn't stop you from fucking my face
Levi Reyes
>his dog can't cook
you should have gotten a better trainer when it was a puppy
now we are getting to the big questions in life
interesting, i didn't know about the existence of those things
Nathaniel Nguyen
upgrade
Daniel Perez
Hunter Thomas
Grace Kelly was a keeper.
Xavier Hughes
Caleb Sanchez
eyes of a stone cold killer
Sebastian Howard
Gib alien blowjob please
Xavier Cook
gib pp
Josiah King
GAY
Jayden Cox
that's the idea
Luis Torres
>me in the back
Liam Kelly
Brayden Edwards
Gabriel Jenkins
yee. don't have to get them in that tacky color scheme either.
Noah Cruz
Parker Lee
Ayden Morris
Mason Jenkins
Caleb Smith
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