Take note, boys

Take note, boys

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You sound like a total creep bruh, she foreshore ain’t gonna do it

Jealous

Damn she is ugly

Pussy is pussy

Look at that chin

Enjoy your smash fest with a fat chick named cinnabon

Irish name, pronounced shiv-on.

But cinnabon is better.

So you're fucking your sister, what a surprise

Which one

you used a bunch of emojis and seemed surprised that she wanted you

step it up

Acting surprised was your mistake here. Sounds very beta

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Bitch must really like Chinese food.

>holy shit when are you free
My boy

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>Came in alpha as a joke
> Gonna get the upboats kek
>Cinammon roll is dtf
>instantly shows his true beta self
>Cinnamon roll rolls away

Cringe, beta, gay.
What ever shit this thread my talk. This is funny no doubt about that.

OP gonna go down on a smelly fat bitch and pay for her massive Chinese dinner without even getting his cock out

is she fat as fuck or just her face looks like it?

she looks gross. I mean, hey enjoy your meal but dont come bragging about this ugly whale to Yea Forums

Yeah post profile pics so we k ow if she's a decent catch

Fuck you why am I laughing so hard

Lmao

Holy fuck OP you're an idiot. Way to play it cool...

What kind of faggot used a Samsung phone kek

He does sound creepy as hell. I have no idea why she didn't block him.. she must be desperate or insane. Or has heard OP has Daddy's credit card details

yea and food is food. Doesn't matter if its been sneezed in and is 10 days past expiration.

Lmfao bitch just said ok to free food

post more of her fagget

I love it when the bots say that.

Any girl with that name is a whore.

Ugly/fat chicks are the easiest. I'm not impressed at all.

>Irish Slut
>Accomplishment
Get bent. sure as fuck and above average guy could get in her pants

>pussy and chinese in the same sentence
she thought you are going to eat cat

Na, that's just perfectly straightforward and user's gonna score exactly those relaxed girls, I would be out for, too.

That!

I figure this is the proper thread to derail
I set a tinder date a week from now and the conversation ended with me saying I'll see her Saturday, do I not send another message until the day before or should I check in a few times between then and now?

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Ask her, if she's still up for the schedule, since you're horny right now and tempted to fap otherwise. But, just out of curiosity, aren't you afraid, she could die before your date?

Unfortunately she's "young" in my town (unless I want to go underage and get v&)

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