Post your secrets I’ll start

I posted this yesterday but I jerk off to the memories of being molested by a family member, I'm seeing a therapist soon for something else but I'm afraid I might talk about the fact that it happened to me or the fact that I jerk off about it.

my gf posts her friends faces and gets them tribbed, then likes to fuck while we look at them

Cuck

on a overnight school trip aged 12 I was bunking with another kid I didnt know. He started talking about fapping and I didnt know how so he offered to teach me. Long story short we ended up sucking each other off and he came in my mouth and I swallowed his cum.

Didnt tell anyone for years finally told me wife last week. She got so fuckign turned on. Now all she talks about and wants to watch me do it again.

I once fucked myself with a cucumber then put it back in the fridge.

that user is right tho, shit smells like a refined fragrance, you wouldn't understand

I jack it to tranny porn and keep it a secret from all my partners except one who never made it anywhere with me because she was allergic to seafood ha.

also ive cheated on every partner ive had.

my brother taught me to masturbate when i was really young and i think thats probably left some deep scarring as to why i like chicks with dicks

Moar stories op!

I have the best orgasms fapping to my sister. I get so hard for her. I really want to fuck her badly. She drives me crazy. I'm in love with her.

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I can see why

I can't stop thinking about her.

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She found the cum retard

What are the dirtiest things you'd like to do with her? Are you in love to the point of wanting to have a romantic relationship with her?

When I was in junior high I used to save nudes of myself in my phone gallery. They would be in between regular pics or memes that I would then show to a female friend or classmate, hoping that she would swipe a bit too much and find the nude right in front of me (they were full body frontal nudes, I wanted there to be no doubt it was me). Then I would act all embarrassed and ask them to please tell no one and that I didn't remember that was there.

I guess due to the age (12-14) they never took it wrong. They laughed it off and actually tried to comfort me out of my "embarrassment" telling me it was ok and that I looked cute naked. I got a huge rush of horniness from those experiences

I don’t know if there are many lol, the daughter works too, she’s 19 and doesn’t go to college.

I do that quite often with my buddy's wife.

OP! Not 1995 anymore. Dont have to go to college to be a contributing member of society. Ever seen her half naked/ spied on her/inhaled her panties?

How do you fap when you are a lesbo?

You meant flicking the bean didn't you?

devilish af i like it
how big was your dick between at 12 and 14?
should i assume you had a boner on all photos?

Less like flicking but yes you idiot

Yeah I’ve seen her a few times since I have a panty shots and other creeps

About 4.5" and not in all of them. It was also hot for me to be seen soft. They'd laugh more and then I could say "I swear it isn't that small!" And sometimes convince them to swipe once more for the hard one. Not always though so some of them just kept the idea of the small soft willy.

Would you be willing to share some non face creeps/tell us of some times you've seen her less than clothes? Your situation isnt the normal we read on here

Had a gf really in to piss play. I got in to it too. We bought rubber sheets to go under the regular sheets and would have piss fests in the bed. We would both drink liters of water and just start pissing all over each other. Even in our mouths. We would both drink the others piss. Then I'd fuck her in every hole in every way imaginable. Once she drank piss straight out of my dick in a restaurant bathroom.

>About 4.5"
has your dick stopped growing after 13 birthday or what?

has it resulted (?) in, at least one of them seeing you naked irl?

Slept at gfs house and woke up early in the norning. Found her mom passed out on couch snoring with her miuth open. So i shot a load in her mouth and watched her swallow.

Haha no man. It didn't grow much during junior high. It had a last grow when I was about 17. It's been 6.5" since. Not a monster cock but I'm happy with it.

Once. But it was weeks after she saw the pics. She had told a friend and she wanted to see too so I showed them both live. They wanted to touch it and see it hard so they took turns stroking me. That was it though. No bj no fucking.

I always wonder how the hell people cheat. Getting one person interested in me is already hard enough

>She had told a friend and she wanted to see too so I showed them both live.
so like how old were you then?

Yeah I’m going to work right now so I won’t until later, not showing any of the shower stuff though

14 I think.

had a girlfriend who was incredibly submissive and even masochistic. I used to hold her eyelid open and cover her eyeball in cum. That eye would be red for a couple of days at least. People would always ask her what happened to her eye. It was funny.

I’m 36 and I got my 18 year old FWB pregnant. I told her that we could get married and raise the baby together since I do well financially, but that id prefer that she abort the baby because we didn’t plan on it.

Anyway, she said she would consider getting together, but now told me she hates my guts for even considering an abortion. I tried to show her my point of view but she was not having it. So now Im stuck with a hot but crazy 18yo babymama. The thought of paying child support kills me. And weekend visitations. Fuck.

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Welcome to hell.

I know. And it’s really starting to hit me. Mostly the fact that other dude is gonna he raising my kid.

>18 year old FWB

Well there's your problem. Your 36, she's only *just* not a child. What the fuck could you possibly have in common.

is she good looking at least?
are planning to take a loan for a trip to planned "parenthood" ?

Other dude(s) will be raising it but you'll be paying. I bought that T shirt.

>Gets a kid
>Someone else does all the work
>Old an rich already, so can pay
>Bitch about it

Men are trash

Well believe it or not we actually got along pretty well before it all went down. The energy was right even if we didn’t have all much in common. It was fun.

IMO, she’s pretty damn hot. Probably the hottest girl I’ve ever been with. I don’t need to take out a loan. I can easily cover it out of pocket. She wants to keep it though.
Almost feel like a beta cuck.

For years I used to wake up early just to fap and cum to both my sisters breakfasts, yoghurts, cereal etc.

You know what I did

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Some things you need to take to the grave. Now you're going to be sucking cock for your wife. Next you'll be taking it up the ass.

Fuck you time traveler

I play with my wifes pussy every night while she sleeps and I jerk off. I have had sex with her multiple times while she was sleeping. The other day we had sex and she fell asleep naked. After an hour or so of massaging her body and slipping fingers into her, I climbed on top and slid down the bed and licked my cum out of her pussy. this is something I have been wanting to do for years to her but was always afraid to ask. She woke up and just smiled and said "stop I'm tired". Not sure if she remembers it or not.

lol user, she's not sleeping unless she goes to bed drunk and high af every night.

Or, more likely, you're entirely full of shit and deserve underage b& for being on here

I want to be dominated by a teenage boy.

My moms boyfriend used to molest me whenever we were alone together. It went on for about 2 years. I was glad when they split up

Got a vasectomy while on a work trip. Came back and was still sore so I said I fell and pulled a muscle in my groin. Literally pissed off the wife cause I wouldn't let her touch or look at me for 3 weeks after I came back. Now a full 2 months after surgery I'm feeling better and hair has grown over the scar. She wants another kid and I said we can try for one. Gonna be "trying" for quite a while.

How much was it $$ i dont ever want kids so this appeals to me also hows the pain/recoverytime

Based decision tho no condoms for life

Insurance covered it. Just gotta pay for RX. Pain sucks for about a week but the meds help. Fuck jock straps for support too. Just get a really nice pair of boxer briefs. Super supportive ones from under armor are nice. Take it easy for at least 3 days after surgery.

When I was younger my dad used to have me give him BJs, it was pretty gross.

>r, more likely, you're entirely full of shit and d

actually married 22 years and she's a deep sleeper.... thanks for playing

>post your pathetic virgin LARPs
ftfy

Are you m or f? Who molested you?

So you saw her then?

Where'd they go?

I fap to my daughter's socks and cum in them

“We’re lesbians”
“Been fapping nonstop”
At least don’t blow your own cover if you’re gonna be such a larping faggot

Yeah, sorry had to go to work, but a few times. I’m pretty much just as much as an aunt to them both daughters

Did things to my passed out sister

The hell does Larping mean

I larp, you larp, he/she/it larps

I have obsession issues over girls, like if I get far with them, I fall to deep for them. It's unhealth as hell, I've learned to control it to the point where I will just like... not do anything for quite a long time, but it sucks to just sit around and wait for the obsession to leave, be it, it takes a bit.

Take a few days ago, where I got lucky somehow and managed to make it to bed with a girl, but the friendship and possible relationship got fucked because the guy who liked her fucked it all up. So now I can't do shit. I don't know what to do, and that's my worst secret, because how can you tell anyone you want or going to be with that the moment they give you just a little bit of attention, that your just going to go fucking nuts for them?

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Her socks

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Dude I’m in my 30s is that from a song?

This being said, I take care of myself, I'm not an unhealth neckbeard with social issues, I can make friends and talk to people, but I will 100% start an obsession over a girl once I get a taste of a possible relationship. It ruins me because I know that obsession is bad, but it just is a part of me

And no I have never smelt her panties, that’s gross as hell

Secret secrets, also I’m a high functioning alcoholic lol

any guess of why it makes you obsessed? abandonment issues perhaps?

Look at Sigmund over here

I got that to some degree so any light shed by someone else that has it helps me too

Larp stands for live action role play. It's usually when a group gets together and they play at being knights and shit. But it can be for almost any make believe role playing out in the real world. These idiots use it incorrectly every day. In a gaming world, mmorpg means massively multiplayer online role playing game. You can scratch the massively, multiplayer, and game cause this isn't any of those. So that leaves orp. Online role playing. That is what is actually happening here. Brain cells.

I think it was due to my childhood of just never being able to have a girlfriend or any friends that were girls, it was just a common case of I had to do everything for them and etc. from the media around me if I had to guess.

Yeah I had to google that shit, but thanks for the clarification

LitRPG (Literary Role Playing Game) is the acronym they’re looking for.

I'm over 50, and even I know it stands for Live Action Role Play, i.e. playing "pretend".

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This is true. Thank you for the addition user.

I overcame that when i realized women are just humans not another species, and they have fears/needs/insecurities/problems like me, then in relationships i made them know that it wouldn't be me just giving them constantly things, attention and whatever but I would need that back in equal amounts, to my surprise all but the brats were very fine with it and relationships have gotten better after that and i don't obsess over women anymore.

So TL;DR is to make sure you know your worth and you receive not just give

He hasn't told her she's his gf

Lol yeah I saw that this morning just after I posted, I’m OP but was thinking of the story while I was doing my hair and didn’t even see that another thread was already up

Get help.

My sister was in grad school. For Thanksgiving, her roommate was going home to her family's house. My sister arranged it for me to come and stay in her roommate's room.
In her closet was a basket of dirty laundry. On top was a t-shirt. Right under that were a couple pairs of panties and a one-word note: "Enjoy!"

When I left, I put the t-shirt back how it was, with a note, "I did!"

Lucky you. Pretty soon you'll be the fluffer for your wife's bull.

I guess, but that also means finding a person like me, and trust me, I have met no one like me, even a guy, who is obsessed with Vidya and weeb shit as me. It sucks, I connect to no one, even tho I have a very big net of interests.

She could be the Wikipedia illustration for "lipstick on a pig."

Why do us men do this... I do this also.

I've always wanted to see my wife tied up and fucked by a dog. Even if she didn't want it.

Dude you got it wrong you don't have to look for people who are like you, you have to look for people who you feel comfortable with and nice to talk/hangout with.

I'm a weeb/vidya/nerd/tech enthusiast but have had good relationship with girls with no of those interets in common and what it always end up happening is that people after a bit start getting interested in the things that i like and wanna try some, same with me and their interets, it's nice sharing what you like and getting to know what other people like.

For example I met a girl who was into painting and art, I know nothing about art but ended up having nice conversation and learning from her about it, and she learned computer things from me.

It’s like smelling your own farts lol, or looking at your turds

You murdered a burger at White Castle.

This is the best reply here ngl, turned me on real good

Hey, thanks a lot Professor Poindexter. You just earned an extra 5 GBPs.

Bleh, I have no clue. It all loops back to the obsession, I ideas in my head and I start to panic internally. Like I said before I now just suppress the feelings, but damn does it hurt. Maybe one day Yea Forumsro I'll find someone but for now I'll be playing the waiting game.

wish you the best Yea Forumsro

I just cried in the shower for half an hour. I'm not gonna be able to sleep for a while, so that's why I'm on here.

Me and my cousin have been fucking seen we were 12-13. She's a cute petite blonde with a teeny little bubble butt. It started with experimenting and went from there, I made her cum for the first time via oral and she's been an addict to my cock ever since. I've literally never had a better blowjob from anyone and I've been with 30+ women other than her.
Even when we were both in LTR we both fuck when were in town for holidays and family get togethers.
We took a trip to Spain together a few years ago and pretended to be a couple, fucked like degenerates. Had a foursome with another couple, fucked on boats, in public, in cars, fucked loudly in our hotel.
She's a little nympho now, and she swears she's a lesbian to everyone else but she still rides my cock at every chance she gets. I creampie her every time, cum in her mouth/ass/pussy at least once every time we meet up.

You're welcome idiot

For the past couple months after I leave the gym, I’ve head over to some guys apt to get sucked off and milked.

i relate far too much to this post

Just let your natural charm do it’s thing, girls love positivity

How old are you?
Does the smell of your own pussy ever turn you on?

God no, I’m 31

What about your gf's pussy?

She’s 35, what about it lol?

I'm only larping as an idiot.

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This guy can relate

Does the smell of your gfs pussy turn you on?

I want to fuck ur sis too. cheers on that

Tf man? If I’m doing oral yeah, but it’s not like you can smell it all the time. Jesus just chill

Tits or gtfo she-pedo

Alcohol. Lol.

Chicks wank bro

25 M BI Junkie here. Went to a Coed rehab last year fucked both girls and guys in the house, told everyone I was serious in my interest then on the day I left told them and watched them all scream at each other...before I walked away into the sunset...motel to buy another bag of dope...;)

She fucking 19 Asshat, how am I a pedo?

Im perfectly chill but you seem pretty uptight. Why so touchy? It's a Yea Forums secrets thread for chrissakes. If you can't handle the depravity you can fuck right off.

I hooked up with a cute little blonde chick on a cruise a few years back. We met at the bar and ended up back in my cabin where we went at it all night and I came in her at least twice.

Found out she had a BF back in Philly but still boinked her again the next night.

About a year later I drilled a freshly 18 year old Mormon slut who “was engaged.” Another fun night, another creampie. Lol.

Don't worry about me

Of course you are, idiot.

I mean about my fiancé’s pussy, it’s not like I get turned on from every wiff of vagina

Fake your own death. It’s the only way.

Ok. Fine. That's all I was asking. Some bi or lesbian girls do. Was just wondering.

Many moons ago in a far away place. I got my friends older sister addicted to heroin on purpose because she talked shit on me when we were in highschool

Maybe in porn, and it’s not like we ever smell each other

You'd be surprised. When is the last time you ate her out?

I witnessed my cousin being raped and never told anyone...

I second that fake it and run..or or hear me out here...get her addicted to meth and heroin....problem solves it self!!

I want to seduce and fuck my step daughter. She's gotten so fucking sexy.

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Similar, better outcome.

>be me
>37
>financially secure until old age
>regularly take cruises
>take cruise to Brazil
>meet 19 yo hostess at high end party
>hit it off
>we fuck
>she says she's clean and would do it with no condom but afraid of pregnancy
>tell her I'd love a baby with her
>asks if I'd take care of her
>"of course"
>fuck every single day for 2 weeks
>time to leave
>"user I might be pregnant"
>"don't worry. Here's all my info."
>let her copy everything
>give her my cell phone number
>she's happy
>we say goodbye

Fast forward 5 months

>checking Facebook with fake account behind vpns
>see hostess pics
>desperately looking for me
>laugh my ass off
>mfw all data I gave to her was fake
>mfw fake IDs, passports, etc. all part of my impregnation kit
>mfw I knew this cunt would try to mooch off me as any BR trash would
>mfw a quick call to a BR doc with access to patient files tells me she was indeed clean
>mfw been doing this for 8 years
>mfw I have 12 kids and no alimony
>mfw this happens A LOT more frequently than any of you know and I'm not the only one.

I should sue them for getting my sperm for free.

Yesterday morning before she went to work, she’s a nurse and dreads that shit so it gets her in a better mood.
And while we are talking about secrets I’m getting pretty sick of it tbh

Well thanks for your answers. Have a better day.

>lesbian
>if I'm doing oral

As opposed to what, dumbshit? Penetrating her with your penis via asshole?

Inb4
>fisting
>scissoring
>handplay

Literally shit-tier foreplay if tongue/cock/pussy not involved.

Ya I will, I don’t mind the questions

We use a vibrator dipshit, and you should too if you know what you’re doing

only niggers dont take care of thier kids.

Scissoring is a just in porn, nobody does that

Go on...

Alcohol does wonders, user.

>18 year old FWB pregnant
18 years and nine months, right?

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I’ve been in positions like that.
In my 20s I had an entire fake life built up.
>different name, burner phone, even different country of origin.

I’d go on holidays and hang around bars and clubs rawdogging whoever I wanted. Idk how many kids might be out there but I know my burner phone and the fake identity that existed with it are at the bottom of the Atlantic. >;)

It seemed like you did.
Do you and your fiancee ever use a strapon? Do you enjoy it or meh?

My girlfriend broke up with me and I'm really horny. I thought about fucking my old ex but I looked at a picture of her and remembered instinctually all the crazy. Needess to say I'm horny, lonely, and brokenhearted. But life goes on

I have been seriously considering that, for the niece as well. Like really considering it lol

I was 17, invited friends over for a weekend, she was 12 I think.
We got high and fucked around.
Slowly people started passing out.
Noticed one friend was missing.
Looked for him, finally heard him when I went to basement, undeniably fucking and talking dirty.
Peaked and saw him fucking my little cousin who was staying the weekend with us too.
She was getting railed and for sure wasn't consentual.

>use vibrators
yeah... i get it. I've fucked girls that only cum from clit stim. It's just not as fulfilling. But a wise man uses all of his tools at hand. Any more sex advice?

I quite enjoy [spoiler]reddit[/reddit]

Did you watch all of it?
Share the details?

I'm 30, and happily married. This weekend I am going to fuck a 19yo trap, and couldn't be more excited.

cool wish my bf would do that

Ofc I did, I was a horny teenage guy lmao...

Basically he had her on her back, he was standing and just fucking her hard. Her face was red, definitely tears, and she was like cry/moaning.
He was asking if she liked it, calling her a slut and a bitch etc.
I watched until he busted in her, and I quickly ran back up stairs to jerk off in the bathroom

Yeah, use a penis

Same

She might actually want you to suck cock, or she might just enjoy the dirty talk. Your wife teases you about sucking cock when you were twelve, and what you find notable is how turned on she was? See, this is why it's so ridiculous when people call it unnatural when women end up more dominant in a relationship. Sometimes it just fits.

How old is the daughter?

19 for the last time, the fatter uglier ine is 23

That seems like a win win

I felt guilty af,and cousin I could tell was withdrawn and avoided us the rest of the weekend. But I did get hard af from it too.

You need to get a hot young trap to fuck with your wife.

I’ve been secretely recording my straight roommate masturbating in our shared bathroom for almost about a year now. Just recently i managed to catfish some nudes from him too

Rekt

I haven't masturbated to straight porn in years. Ever fucked a trap? Thought about it?

When I was a kid my mom’s boyfriend used to make me and his daughter so stuff. It stopped when he died and I never told anyone. I assume she hasn’t either.

Do you think the younger hotter one might be interested in girls?

"Fapping"

That's a funny word.

"Girls, fapping."

Somehow I just think the phrase "girls, fapping" is hilarious.

No, she is very much into black guys.
Yeah THAT

A+++ post

I've been in a long term relationship with my obese girlfriend that I love but don't find sexually attractive. She spoils me and does everything for me but I just don't ever want to have sex with her and I feel terrible about it. Especially since she's very hook.

So I misspoke, I call it jilling but I figured you know what I mean

Find a hot side piece to fuck, and then think about her while you fuck your whale gf. Problem solved.

Phone fu me up.

Especially since she's very sexual.

I've been hooking up with my manager after we close the store down almost every night in the employee break room.

I feel awful.

You the guy from the other thread : White girl deserving BBC

>Sexually fucked up since middle school
>Messed with my younger brothers
>Messed with my dog
>Messed with female cousins
>Still a virgin by any meaning

This is hot. Where do you work? How old is the manager? How old is your gf? Post nudes!

My older brother gave me a fleshlight as a present but he uses it on me more than I use it on myself. And I guess a 2nd secret is that I've been doing bjs with my best friend for a couple weeks now.

I work at a Restrsunt.

My manager is 28. I'm 30. My gf is 29.

I just feel like a big piece of shit because my gf treats me like a god.

This

If you feel that bad then dump her. I personally think obese girls are sexy. I'd be fucking them both if I were in your position.

I want to fuck my cousin senseless. Wanted to for a decade now

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I have a camera in my bathroom. Friends, aunts, inlaws, nieces...all of them. It's not for sharing. It's all for me.

Whoa, yeah. Me too

Uh, I won’t tell anyone if you don’t

Ever piss in her pussy...like deep. I have been wanting this for a long long time.

that's one cool idea!!!

I still have sex with my gf just not as often as she probably would like to. And she's not ugly because she's big. I don't mind big women. There's other little intangibles that turn me straight off about her.

My manager is the complete opposite. Secy Imo. Black. Skinny. Shy sexually. Married. Kids.

I should have done this a few years ago. Nothing gets the wife horny like making babies....she gets really slutty too off birth control.

I know right? I want to fill her and have her grind the cum back out all over my face

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I get it....Cyndi larper.

Woman or beta male?

Die please. Over 50 my ass.

I'm 51. Problem?

I know you won't user.

Nickleback actually

See this is why I love /b such trust

Still here? I pity you. Dont you have grandchildren? Dont tell me you are a virgin.

I'm a zoophile with a bird shit fetish, or at least, I WANT to be a zoophile, because birds are just so beautiful and their body's are superior to the human body in so many ways.

Every day when I jack off, I fantasize/imagine in my head a 3 foot long(about the size of a golden/harpy eagle), fully sapient red tailed hawk taking a massive shit and piss on some guys dick, which is used to lubricate his dick while he's fucking her.

But sometimes, unfortunately, I end up jacking it to a human, and I end up fucking hating myself.

elaborate more, what is it that turns you off?

>my dad used to have me give him BJs,
I hope that you were a good girl and swallowed for him.

>weeb
well that explains it.

well... that's hot

that's why i don't want a daughter..

does she sweat a lot?

If I have never related to a post this hard. It’s like I fall in love with every girl I get involved with. It’s unhealthy and I know it’s unhealthy but I still obsess over them and idk how to stop.

Good one

im with you on that boat but i believe once you get that pussy youll come to realize that all that hype built up in your brain was dumb emotional crap you pulled with you along your socially awkward teenager years and when that realization comes suddenly youre interesting to other people because they can see that change in the way you act. suddenly pussy comes flying from the sky to you because now youre in control, achieved big dog status.

Agreed, had this done a few years back, glad I did. I'm 4 kids in and sure as shit don't want another. Recovery sucks thiugh

This is an exaggeration, but not incorrect. As you age, the value of pussy goes down, and some women will throw it at you.

I'd phrase that a little different to avoid sounding like a pedo.

Fucking quads checked

I should clarify that I was talking about older women. After they're in their 30s, the pussy gets thrown around much more liberally.

i'm a repressed tranny this close to either suicide or just biting the bullet and transitioning even though my body is far too masc to ever pass

You fucking makai are all the same

I accidentally found a video of my (then) best friend diddling his kid stepsister.

Don’t you do it, I was there too but stayed female except for my hair

I think I read somewhere that this is an evolutionary thing. You check them to make sure there's nothing abnormal about them, meaning you're still healthy.

You pity me why exactly?
What does me having or not having grandchildren have to do with it?
And no, not a virgin, son. Lol.

Honest question here.

Why not just fuck gay guys? Does it really matter if you are sucking a cock in a dress or in trousers?

Yeah, I read something similar too. Doesn’t mean it isn’t gross

Not much of a cocksucker cause I’m OP But it does make me feel better emotionally

She black

How did the friend act?

He was always cool af lol... tbh I looked at him as a god of some sort afterwards

I just picture myself having a hobby or doing something with my life at 50. Why do you fuck around with a bunch of teenage boys?

How does it make you feel that all around the world, people are in desperate poverty, children are the victim of war crimes and diseases ravage entire communities.

Meanwhile, you are crying. Why are you crying? Is it poverty? No. Perhaps you are the victim of war crimes? No, not that either. Maybe your entire community is being ravaged by aids and ebola? Not that either.

No. You are crying because:
1, You don't like your willy
2, You want a pair of boobies

You fucking sit down and think about it.

trans, my best female friend's bf fucked me once.
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I'm a guy.

I'll tell you a secret that I wish I could tell all trannys. It doesn't get better, the grass is not greener in the other side. Transition ing genders is like chasing the dragon. Yea you can be feminine or do drag or look pretty, but it's just a persona. You might feel a rush of "being" a woman, but its really no different from being a guy. We are all unhappy with our bodies and no magic bullet will fix it.

So what I don’t have the rest of the world on my tit all the time? I can’t help them if I wanted.

And no I don’t want a fucking dick, you can literally order one online for $15, works better than your too

On business trip, I've fucked my friend and coworker raw and came in her. Twice. Fast forward two month, weekend off and she comes to my place, saying her period is late with a pregnancy test. She does it with me watching and it's positive.

That sounds pretty hot actually. I'm a bit jealous.

Shedo?

I was and I always swallowed but I didn’t like to because his come tasted pretty bad

Gave her a week to decide if she want to abort it or keep. If she keeps it, she'll be my bitch in both work and home as I know how to easily bend her will.

Brutal.

You aren’t a men. You are a pretend male or someone with a mental illness

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Basically become fuck buddies with a friend of mine. She's a religious girl who confided in my that she lost her virginity and felt super guilty about it. But sometimes she gets super horny and just needs to fuck someone, so that became me. She always feels guilty after and prays a bunch. But she's great in bed.

I’m also a Democrat and my fiancé is a vegan, does that for your cis story?

Does that *Fit

>I was busted for simple possession and was given 200 hours community service.
>Judge found out I worked at a mobile telephone repair shop as a tech
>She assigns me to work at a church
>Church got scammed in a "donate your phone for charity" program.
>Two Indian guys come to the church with signs, flyers and a receipt book
>Church is to collect old cell phones and issue receipt
>Any iphone is now worth $250 on tax receipt
>Church collected over 1000 cell phones
>Two Indian guys come back to the church and take all the iPhones (about 200) and the receipt book
>Charity organization listed on receipt does not exist
>Church tells people not to claim donation on taxes.
>Church goers pissed.
>Church now stuck with 800 shitty old cell phones
>My job is to see if any of them work
>Church lady sets me up with a decent desktop and fast internet in corner of church music room
>>Get cables, software, tools and everything else from work
>Spend 10 hours every other Saturday testing old phones, resetting them, loading software, matching up chargers ect....
>Most of the good Christians never cleaned the phones before donating them
>I look through all the photos
>Lots of photos & videos of people having sex, masturbating, nude selfies ect
>Any phone that has a sticker on it (Hello Kitty for example) also has CP on it
>I have seen videos of middle school girls having sex.

>I delete everything.

Your probably a fat virgin dude whos gunna moleste kids inn the future

Go see a therapist, you’re projecting

"Barely not a child" cons man twice her age into knocking her up. Refuses to marry or abort. Plan A worked, she is set with free money to raise kiddo and he has 18yr debt to pay off while she fucks and sucks anything she pleases without listening to his fuckass stuff. Probably do the same with another couple of guys in the process. Chicks are cunts.

Who says I don't have any other hobbies?
And there's a lot more older men and women here than you might think.
You make a lot of assumptions, son. When does school start back up for you?

>gf goes out of town, mid 30s both
>It's move in week at major public university
>Go to bar 45 mins before last call
>Pick up a baby faced, fake Id having, drunk as fuck, by herself, first time away from the farm freshman chick and savagely fucked her the shit out of her with all this dick
Shit was so cash

>How does it make you feel that all around the world, people are in desperate poverty, children are the victim of war crimes and diseases ravage entire communities.
What a fucking stupid thing to say. What am I supposed to do, wear sack cloth and ashes and flagellate myself with a whip because a percentage of the world population suffers?
Go fuck yourself, you bleeding heart nancy. Or better yet, "adopt" a starving child for $25 a month and virtue signal on Facebook about how you're such a Caring Individual™?

Not true...the anhero bullet is magic and it fixes all.

Not enough courage to join a military then?

Don't keep it!! Do the hail marry. And she may be your bitch for a short bit but when someone from her family wises up, they will remove her from you and you'll end up paying 256 monthly payments of child support. Please, don't fuck up your life.

Also, get a fucking vasectomy. Unless you really don't love yourself and want to be a depressed...

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I’m ex mil, it’s not all killing

I'm a furry and like furry porn and fursuit porn.

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Btw, the Hail Mary is where you tell her you love her and want to raise the kid properly, with a home paid off, cars in the garage, college accounts for them, etc...so she aborts now and then you will try again, cause you love her now. And when she does, you go in person to make sure it's done, and then you dump her ass.

Anyone else read that to the tune of “fresh prince?”
No?

I'm 58, motherfucker, own a house, put my kid through college debt free, and have all the hobbies, pussy, cars, and good boy doggos anyone could want. Don't make any assumptions about who you might be talking to on 4chins.

Made you do stuff? Stuff you didn't like, or have fun with her?

If I begged really hard and gave you sweets would you let me, a straight guy, have anal sex with you? That is my goal in life. To fuck a lesbian in the ass.

So not enough courage to be Inf then? Join the french foreign legion.

I served. I'd never consider myself ex though. I also tell everyone who will listen; you don't want it. You might think you do but you don't.

My very first sexual experience was with a guy and I do love anal, just not with guys

>and idk how to stop.
Yes you do. Helium tank.

>>I delete everything
On the one hand, user, I admire your integrity and would buy you a beer if we were ever to meet IRL.
On the other hand...a moment of silence for all that visual entertainment.

It ain’t gonna happen

Lesbian ladies, I am so disappointed. My search continues.

how did you set up a camera?

Just have normal breeder sex in the butt dude, I promise you it’s not that hard.

When I was 17, I dated a 13 year old girl that was obsessed with me. Fucked her plenty and she was freaky as fuck. We sent a lot of nudes to each other. I love talking about her so I'll answer any questions.

I'm "straight" and 18 with a gf, but I like sexting like a cum slut to guys on wickr

Anal is fucking fantastic, just not all that often

>be 16
>snoop around on mom's phone out of curiosity
>find out she's been fucking our neighbor and cheating on my dad
>get hard from knowing that and jerk off

How big were 13yo's breasts? How tight was she? What is her name? Was she really good in bed?

She developed early at her age, so she had D cup tits. She was unbelievably tight, and knowing her age didn't help me last longer. Name was Ashley, and yes after the first few times.

Damnit that’s the name of my niece lol

Who doesn’t UwU

My company upgraded their PC's a few years back and offered them to employees for $50. No takers out of about 200 employees. Were stripped of all but OS supposedly. Wife works for Girl Scouts, I ask for 15 to give as they were still better than her office had. Before delivering to them I checked each HD to make sure company stuff was gone and OS was good. Of the 15 only 4 were clear of porn. I could tell whose was whose, and some of the chicks had some real kink on their HD. This was before company began using filter. Funniest was shit I found on HR Director's PC. A couple of the women's PC's had stuff that would have sent them to jail. I deleted massive amounts of shit and then gave to GS office. Still think about what would have happened if I had not taken a moment to make sure OS was working.

You dirty little slut