Sup guys

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You should probably go fuck yourself then

hey femanon, hows your day going so far? why do you pick Yea Forums of all places to hang out? and where do most women hangout on the internet?

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O вы из CHГ.

I'M HUNGRY

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meh, well fair enough. ur pretty but i have noobs to pwn in tf2 using hacks, so i don't have to time to chat. i hope you enjoy your flock of beta males tho, you earned it. being unironic here lol i respect how you bit back with semi-proof

here's a bump for you and the thirsty nerdgins

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Timestamps you stupid fucking slag.

Also shoe on head.

Yea that's always a good thing haha

No I'm not that femanon. Completely different.
Most here call me vchan

Well I'm american. But my father side from Russia and my moms is from ireland. Nothing really surprising

>believing liars without timestamps
>resorting to hacks in f2p games

Holy shit, neck yourself, you will be doing humanity a favor.

Not how it works cunt.
You can post tits and get positive attention. Or be a fat pre-op tranny.

What are your measurements?

She steals potatoes to make vodka. The perfect criminal.

I never said I spoke russian haha.
I'm just an ignorant americunt

Naaaah

Days going alright. Just work and busy planning my wedding and shit. Nothing special
Why do I pick here? Because I like it here. Been hanging out here for the past 14 years now. It's just where I feel most comfortable.

I'd probably guess girls are usually busy on social networking sites like Facebook or instagram?

I'm full

The face is purely Russian (Ryazan' ebasos), more like a father?

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Tits or gtfo

Have fun with your day user

It's late and I ain't getting out of bed for no damn stranger lol the fuck you think I am? Lol

Guess I'll be a fat pre op tranny then lmfao
Like I give a shit about that.
Believe me or dont.

I honestly have no clue. My bust is 38 that's all I know and pretty much have to know haha

God damn I love potatoes.

You're not the first person to make a vodka/potato joke about me either Haha

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Taк тoчнo тoвapищ, нo yжe дaвнo жывy c Aвcтpaлии

What's the point of saying you're Russian then, you don't speak it, you don't live there, only thing tying you to that identity is your dad

> not the first person to make that joke
Damn. I thought that was pretty funny.

Is it? People say I look more like my dad (who is the Russian one)

Nahh

Because the pic had asked for it i guess? Boring to say that I'm just a whitey American lol

Sorry for the dorky smile. Fiance had rolled over and was rubbing my hip. That shit makes me happy lol

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Id also like to know this. In fact Americans do this all the time.
My boss was like yeah my nane is jones and 1/18th Irish which makes ireland my homeland top o the morning to you.

Dude you know the rules. If you wanna larp sure. But if you wanna be taken seriously it's tits with date and timestamp or gtfo. Preferably in the dd/mm/yyyy format and 24hr time.

>ate a hamburger once
Howdy, Fellow Americans.

Nah it's still amusing.
Most people joke that I'm an angry (because of the red hair) potato lovin drunk (used to have a high tolerance but not any more lol)

But yea there are lots of variations I've heard haha

Eh never said it was my homeland. To me its just lame to say your white lol
But my grandma is straight up from ireland and my dads grandpa was born in Russia so it's not that far back of lineage haha

Nah I'm good. If you wanna think im larping then I dont really give a shit. Just call me Bob then.

Bump

>Is it? People say I look more like my dad (who is the Russian one)

Of corse. Met on the street, did not say that from the United States. True, by the standards of Russia you look 17 years old.
Rusanon.

Hi OP, its 11 am here so Im fresh to try and keep you distracted. U mentioned u are currently employed. May I ask what job did u get and how is it going?

>you look 17.
That's awesome of you to say. I'll be 30 in december though haha

Hey user its 2am here and I should be sleeping since I have work at 11am

I'm a waitress at a Japanese restaurant! My favorite one that I've been going to fir 13 years!
Considering my first job experience my literally traumatizing (no joke I seriously think I might have some mild PTSD from it)
This job has been amazing!
My boss is so incredibly nice and I get to eat lunch their for free! The customers all also pretty decent for the most part

Hey OP
>might have been better off in /soc/
Kik me if bored. Cam_deBest
Let's share the dankest of memes

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no vocaroo tonight?

Naaaah

Sorry to hear u had a bad experience at ur previous job, sadly happens more often than not. Glad u landed on a decent place were they treat you right. Whats ur fav japanese dish? (please dont say sushi or ramen)

Yea. My old boss was physically, sexually, and verbally harassing me for a long time before I finally snapped and quit and It been like 2 years since but I still have a lot of paranoia that I've carried with me.

I'm new to sushi actually! I never used to like it but I'm starting to.
But really I'd say my favorite dish is Udon.
I'm a big soup fan haha

I feel you user, even tho Im a male, I was sexually abused (not at a job tho) and from there on life seems different, hard to get rid of the paranoia (stay strong tho). Also I suggest to never let ur guard down even if u are in a friendly environment. You know, men tend to think our dicks more than with our brain.
Im not a big soup fan, so I stick to yakisoba and all the teriyaki recipees.
Is working at the restaurant awakening any interest in japanese culture and Japan as a country?

can I come visit you and have sex with you and cuddle in the morning times for a few weeks?
tired of waking up alone

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Well my boss is a female so I'm not too worried about that anymore.

I tend to have a small appetite and heavy solid foods tend to make me feel shitty. When I eat soup it always makes me feel full in a good way!

Haha I was a huge weeb back in the day. Way before my restaurant existed lol.
Over the years my weeb side has calmed down a lot but I still enjoy the culture alot. I was learning japanese for a while but I was never able to put sentences together.

No can do user.
The sex and cuddles are just for my fiance

fucking BS
life is unfair!
Women are evil and wicked harlots who want nothing more than to suck the marrow out of your bones and watch you become a soft pulp of resentment and misery, a gooey halfman until you eventually cut your penis off and become one of them.
women are cruel

Ofc u gotta eat what feels right for you.
Soups tend to make me shit water T_T so I stick to solids xD
Didnt expect you to have a weeb past lul, thats good tho, perfect segway for next questions.
Gimme your top 5 manga and/or anime
(I dont keep up with all the new stuff so if u reference older titles thats perfect).

Also in case u enjoy reading in general gimme your 3 favourite books (not manga or japanese books, just in general)

and the Oscar to best Original Screenplay goes to....

ITT
>tits or gtfo larp
>no
>haha okay

Alright you guys are doing better than a year ago, at least youre asking. But youre missing a key puzzle piece of not being an insanely desperate pansy when it says no, and leaving the thread.

What's your cup size?

Haha I tend to not drink much water so I sits need more liquids to get everything flowing decently lol

My weeb past is what brought me to Yea Forums! Haha
I also dont watch much new anime.

If I had to name my top 5 I'd have to say.

Fruits basket, inuyasha, trigun, cowboy bebop, attack on titan.

AOT is pretty much the only new anime I really enjoy.

My ultimate fav fruits basket is having a reboot currently and I've been flipping my shit about it since. I waited like 18 years for it to be Done right!

I dont read much books aside from manga.
There is a smutty guilty pleasure manga I have all the volumes of called "sensual phrase". It drove 16 year old me wild lol

P.S. OP is "comfortable" here because they feel like a commodity without trying. Same slag shit, different slag day.

I'm a C 38

thats that reddit faggot nomalization fighting back. god damn shame

at least show feet than

Add my Snapchat hamburgar420 you r beautiful and im in love

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>I am totally a gamer girl, my top favorite animes are the ones people who dont even watch anime have heard of and at this point are nearly western cartoons.
>I HAVE A FIANCE, A BOY HAS SEEN ME NAKED

jesus basic bitch christ

What are your fetishes?

is a 5 inch cock good enough to satisfy you??

wanna be my personal fucktoy?

They're gross. No thank you

Ew

What? Have you lost it user? When did I say I was a gamer girl? And is it my fault the animes I like arent ones you havent heard of or something??? (Who hasent heard of AOT or cowboy bebop though??)

Also what does having a fiance or not have anything to do with being basic?
Lol I'm so confused

Decent choices, Cowboy Bebop and Trigun are in my top 15. Check out Space Dandy btw, I get the feeling that u will enjoy the show, created by Shinichiro Watanabe as well.
AOT was ok but I never made it beyond season 1, I tend to read more manga than watch anime and lost interest.

Also one of the few "recent" animes I've watched and loved, Bakemonogatari, hope u check it out ^^

>I am a girl
>you cant just not be interesting, entertaining, or have literally nothing to talk about while holding a thread because the fingers of the person typing on the keyboard happen to be connected to a vagina
>sure I can
>alright

>wahhh why is the board so ahit nowadays

enjoy it

Add me!

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Do you watch anime?
If so, is it good anime?
If so, have you seen kemono friends?
If so, can you be my friend?

Oh wait I misread that.

I dont really consider those animes completely westernized. It's not like dragon ball, naruto or pokemon lol

I like more anons beyond those too but user asked for favorites. Not all the anime i used to watch. Relax bruh

>lmao jkjk tbh? wya!

ookie wabba tuna fish no buka

ok femanon.
riddle me this.
why are so many girls attracted to me but expect me to make the effort to fuck?
why dont women just suck my cock and love me by default?

I would if we had similar interests

You should probably respond to yourself a third time in order to totally convince yourself, by talking to yourself, that you arent retarded

oh, also lol lol

Women want to feel desired. They want to be the prize you chase, and your treasure when you catch them

Hello pls don’t listen to any of the sexist bigots on here

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Dont have much. Pretty vanilla. Choking and spanking are about it.

Sure. Size don't matter user. I've been with enough dicks to tell ya that lol

I might check it out. I gotta be real here. I really stopped watching alot of anime simply because it bored me. It just doesnt give me the feeling it used to but I still enjoy watching the ones I used to love.

So far I'm up to date on the AOT manga. It did get a bit boring because it got real political for a while but then it kinda gravitated back to action so that's good.

Ok....

Why doesnt a lioness just fuck the lion? Because being alpha is what all female species enjoy.
If you cant make the first move then you're a beta and only girls with issues wanna fuck the betas.

Lolollol

>women are lazy and wish to be fawned over for nothing in return

Back when they would cook, clean, and not drive cars due to their delicate constitution this was believable. Now that everything is feminism, beauitiful at every size, and sex robots they are just pissed they cannot sled through life on their back.

Warning to all of you. This is a dude. A fucking dude. This isnt a girl answering you

>I am comfy here, I know there are always enough female desperate fools to talk to so I never feel like I am full of shit.

/grills on mookchan

pretty sure everyone is already touching penises

>I'm just an ignorant americunt
Ah, so you're American. I always amazes me how you guys are meant to love your country, all the hand on heart for the anthem, yet most of you have to pretend to be something you're not, as though the countries of emigration are somehow better (which, mostly, they are)

>I really stopped watching alot of anime simply because it bored me. It just doesnt give me the feeling it used to but I still enjoy watching the ones I used to love

I know the feeling. Recomended those 2 cause
they are totally unique/original. And given what you've told me I think you would enjoy em. Obviously is just a suggestion.

Nah..I cook and clean and I don't drive.
Far from lazy. Enjoying an alpha Male is just in our DNA

But I'm not a dude.

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>It always amazes me that I figure a country is represented by a marginal, sensationalized group of ideas pushed by media and the internet.

Full disclosure, thats exactly why those groups are portrayed. The more time we spend trying to figure out who sucks more the less anyone admits that they do suck and fixes it

Nah I came here in 2004 because I liked anime and gore. Still do just in a less edgy way I guess.

I'm indifferent towards america. Like I'm thankful I wasnt born in some 3rd world country being married to some 40 year old when I turned 7 or some shit but that's about as much pride I have for my country lol.

I'll look into it soon:)

yeah I can tripod with my dick and sometimes eat batteries

You do completely sound like the standard male fag

no you didn't

Tим тaмы кyшaeшь?

Yea but I'm just a basic female unfortunatly. I know you wish I had a dick but I just dont user sorry

Yes...I did? Wtf lol

My favorite thing about women is how they "learn" to ignore guys over the fact they can use their attention like a bargaining chip. This results in them denying any flaw a guy claims they have. You get a snowball effect of them doing exactly what guys say not to do, more guys thinking theyre undesirable and saying the same things. Instead of listening though they just dig deeper, until theyre about 40 wondering how come there are no nice guys. (the exact thing they used to make fun of).

you got that right.

no you didnt

What colour is your underwear?

Yes I did.

Are you upset that a basic girl like me has been here longer than you apparently? Lol

I dont wear underwear to bed.
But most of them are black. And granny panties. No need for uncomfy shit

The quality of this pic is so bad I thought it was a photo mosaic

OP literally comes to a thinly veiled camwhore advertising board to let everyone know they have a fiance. If you're getting ready to be married bored on Yea Forums your relationship has serious issues.

No, ya didn't.

No
basic bitch*
as if I have been here since the tail end of 'nam.

>no need to be appealing

You have really driven that point home

lol OP is a man lol I am so confused

that’s bs.
I don’t want to fuck all the women interested in me, but if I don’t show interest I’m an asshole suddenly.
All or nothing ladies?!
well it’s nothing for you you shallow cunts! the void will claim your infertile wombs, the softness will shrivel that you keep locked between your legs. The sands of time will coarse your skin and the droop of your eyes beckon the severe lack of my semen.
All women are thots

Well I'm in the dark with just my nightlight so I dont expect it to be amazing lol

Who says I came to let people know ihave a fiance? That's weird. I just came to hang out and kill time.

I'm bored because its 4am and i cant sleep. How does that reflect my relationship? Lol you're trying too hard to insult and it's just making you look like a damn fool.

Sorry kid. You're gonna have to do better than that

Ok

But I'm not.

Op could you take a picture of you doing ahegao?

That shit is cringy.
Also sexual and I dont do sexual shit.

Why do you come to Yea Forums? What do you think of its current state? Do you have a favorite kind of thread?

what...
ahegao is sexy af. braindead retarded girls who give you no pushback, fuck yeah!
I think you are jelly you lack the insecurities to do it OP

I swear the people on this website are like a bunch of children. It's legit as if they have put up the no girls allowed sign and are aggressively enforcing it. Like seriously, this is the reason why all of them are 40 virgins.

It is dumb to use the fact you are a femanon to get peoples attention, but damn do all of younwant this place to be nothing but a sausage fest 24/7?

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itt newfags who don't understand what tits or gtfo means.

I came because of the gore and I was really into anime at the time. The people back then were pretty chill actually. Just mainly had a bit of fucked up humor that they couldnt share irl and I was the same so I enjoyed being here.

Its kind of chaotic now. There was always porn but it was never this much. Also the whole "acting autistic and being a dick to others online on purpose" is old. It's not like we were a very kind community back then but it was more lighthearted and there was a more sense of community back then. Almost like how friends fuck with eachother but were still there for eachother when they were needed.
Now it's just kids thinking being autistic is the cool thing to be lol.
But I still run into the old threads that remind me of better times so it's all good.

Honestly I dont have a fave thread. If it isnt some dumb log spam or basic boring porn then I'd probably check it out

No not really. Just not gonna give anyone any fap material lol

I think I'll be calling it a night finally. Its 4:30 and I need some sleep or i cant function at work..

Its been amusing anons.
I'm sure we will run into eachother again.

See ya

What are your three favourite movies?