Wanting to get a tattoo written on the back of my hand, not sure what, thinking about beg me...

This one time a girl asked me to tattoo a slice of pizza on her leg. That was the stupidest idea I'd ever heard of until you came along, OP.

Sorry OP but that's just a bad tattoo idea. It's not gonna be worth it in the long run.

just do this

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Nice trips
First of all, writing “beg me” is absolutely fucking cringe. You’re gonna look like a complete faggot and as others said, goodbye future jobs. I know you don’t care but whatever you do to make money isn’t guaranteed forever but making good decisions is t something you obviously do.

I saw a girl about 22 y/o today, working the register at the local grocery store. She had about $10k worth of blackwash on her arms, down to the knuckles. All sorts of pagan symbolism and runes on the knuckles, and the arms were all lacework and spiderwebs. She looked like a fucking idiot sandwich working for $9.50 an hour. Gayest shit I've seen inked in a long time, but didn't beat the dummy who had Pedobear on his forearm. That guy worked in a store where I bought beer, and he only worked there for about a week. I suspect a cop stopped in to buy a sandwich and told the owner what it meant. b-bye.

What is that supposed to mean? Beg you for what? A handjob? Shit is really fucking gay.

You want your hand to say "beg me"?

Do you seriously fap that much that you've assigned a personality to your wanking spanner?

Slightly better advice, but don't see how its cringe, pic above is cringe because it's something retarded teens do as a cry for attention.

That's pretty funny in my opinion. In a nutshell got the idea because a co worker who started hitting on me, ended up going metoo on me and filed for sexual harassment, because she was afraid her husband was going to find out, didn't know she was even married, she told people that I would grab her and she would have to beg me to let go, mostly every one knows she's a slut tho so nothing happened from it, and all the co workers who were friend with me and hanged out with me off of work still do. management told me that my job was safe. thought it would be a funny tattoo to mark her, and her friends who believe her.

You can bet by 8:05 monday morning, they'll be wondering if they made the correct decision. Credibility can't often be taken away, but you can easily lose it by your own actions.

Get a big L and R on the back of the wrong hands.

"it looked right in the mirror".

Tattoos are for retards

They aren't cool, they don't make you look cool. You just look retarded because "hurr durr yolo yolo 1 life live it yolo"

I like the "beg me" idea.
You should also tattoo "cringe lord" on the other hand.

wow a actual suggestion, and its a funny one two lol.
Tattoos are very cool, the human body is a beautiful peace of art we can craft and mold, I wear cloth I like, I style my hair in the way I think looks good, and I workout to have a better body, tattoos are the same as all of that.

>thought it would be a funny tattoo to mark her, and her friends who believe her.
so you want to mark, yourself..?
make sure it can be read the correct way up as you give everyone the thumbs up while being escorted out by security

So, you want to get a tattoo but don't know what you want?

You clearly don't want to be getting a tattoo if that's the case.

I like tattoos, but I'm kind of a traditionalist. I think you should get most of your work done in the skin area that would be covered by a Tee. It takes a while to fill all that. After, you can start going down the forearms. If you start below the elbows, you're a tryhard and it looks stupid.

Back of the hands a unique spot. If you were gonna pull this off itd have to be in a dooope ass font

You’ll be judged for it.
Don’t be an idiot

Thanks for the advice
Not a big fan of crazy fonts but I'll think about it.
You'll be judged about anything you do.

ITS DOWN THE RIVER NOT ACROSS

>ask for advice
>get told not to be an idiot
>ignore advice and be an idiot anyway
Why do we even bother bros?

Holy shit this is the most legitimately retarded non-retard I've ever met.. where do you work? Starbucks? Lol

> I wanted to get an extremely visible tattoo to commemorate inconsequential workplace drama
Is your life truly so empty of interesting memories

I want a tattoo, so I'm looking for advice on getting a tattoo, I don't want to be told just not to get one, how hard is that to understand? Looking for advice on placements, or something better, I realize beg me isn't the best, I just haven't come up with anything better yet, so I thought maybe people here could help me.

I advise you to fucking kill yourself holy SHIT, you look really fucking ugly too, at least your skin. You likely don't even have a single other tatoo, no?

Seriously you need to take phsychedelics(LSD, shrooms, DMT, ayuaska, peyote or whatever just not salvia and other fuckery) with a dedicated trip sitter. There's no other option for you.

this
asap please op.

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"beg me" is awful. Get an image instead or if you are set on words get something better than "beg me".

about as bad as a girl I knew who got "suck out loud" as a tramp stamp.

Not really to commemorate it, just where I got the idea from, and thought it be a little funny to see her pathetic reaction to it.
Jesus why so but hurt? that's eczema, and I know I don't look like a fucking model, but I I'm far from ugly.
The gif made me kek.

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Set on words, also I do want it to be something kinda sleazy.

Then it's perfect, go with comic sans my boy

shut up faggot. do lsd.

That’s a really stupid idea for a tattoo

You devil you

That's so fucking cheesy dude, don't lol everyone will chuckle in their head when they see it. Not because they're afraid of you, but because you're surely too annoying to bother.

Tattoo a guitar pick in that spot instead

are you TRYING to be totally unemployable forever?

I am an accountant and we dont hire anyone with visible tattoos

I don't care about future jobs, before this job I was making more than enough money, as I am now, and always will, my financial future is secured.

Y'all nig nogs are postin in a troll thread.

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