Sup Yea Forums pls educate a lurker-since-2006-retard like myself

sup Yea Forums pls educate a lurker-since-2006-retard like myself.

just bought my wife a pair of heels to wear during sexy time, how the fuck are you suppose to strap these?

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is my iq lower than a fucking sandnigger or wat is dis!?

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BUMP

You know how a belt looks when you put it on? make it look like that

Its an ankle strap. Ankle straps are extra slutty. I love them.

are you your wife?

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New fetish found?

You're close retard. But missed it.

agreed, happy i got to marry her

unfortunately not, im the husband

i just cant make it DAFUQ IS THIS

They look fucked up tbh, the buckle is supposed to be where the weird hook thing is. Fucking chinese factory workers

the fucking hook-thing destroys that tactic

Holy fucking idiot.
You're so close. Do this: fold the strap and slide it DOWN in the hook.

Metal one side, strap on the other

the stupid thing is that we have another pair from another manufacturer and it's made the same way.. bought from discountstripper but what the hell man

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New fetish found.

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Smh.
Its a BUTTON. It functions as a button

HOW!? WHAT IS THIS I NEED TO SEE MY WIFE IN THESE HEELS

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NO you had it in the right configuration

Ah, well fuck man, I dunno now. She'll figure it out if she has a similar pair already I guess. Guess I'm too retarded for this shit as well.

omfg guys i think i got it

ok guys so here's how it should be done (i think)

1. use this config like user said earlier in thread

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2. fold the strap behind the metal shit like another user said

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3. while the strap is folded, put it inside the hook

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4. it should look like this. what do you think guys? did we make it or are we still retarded?

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thank satan. I'm going to bed. post lewds of wife next time

agreed, i should. i'll give you guys something for the effort, this is my 4.9/103 wife

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2016, got anything more recent

Damn great ass, hope she likes the heels user.

Not bad

maybe, mostly got bj pics

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