Post in this thread and u will have a girlfriend within 3 days

Sure thing cunt

Let's make it happen

nop

can i haz another one?

Why not eh

sure

Worth a shot.

Doubt

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plz god

Time to test fate

Oh boy, i wish i knew it was this easy

uh hu uh mebbe

If it works I'll honor you lol

Please

Thx

careful what you wish for, it might come true

I don’t believe it

But I want to believe. It’s been a year now, I’m ready to move on, probably.

all hail

B

Maybe i could also try talking to a girl but lets hope this works first!

I can't belive i've sunk this low

rollin

rollin

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Ok

doubt

Sure, why not?

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If this doesn't work im killing myself op

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better work then cause just broke up

Well shi

ok

nice thanks!

dope fam kant wait

Please

Nva no

omegalul

Oh boy, I sure hope so, thanks!

Fuckit.jpg. You only live once, right? May as well try this shit.

Lets do this

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This thread might be posted by a user wizard...
>worth a try

Lol nah

This better work

Worth a shot

Thanks wizard

Let's do this

Big bet

ok

Ok

massive nut incoming

Fuck yeah why not

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Ok

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Fuck it , worth a shot .

ive got a girlfriend already, so if this doesnt work, thats fucked..

Aight

Could actually happen, but wish me luck

Tell me lies, tell me sweet little lies!

yay

this better work

Doubt

Cant wait

Wish my ex would come back

This better work you fucking nigger

girl and I been talking, flirting, even talked about how bad we want each other. we're just waiting for the right moment.

may the right moment come within three days. wish me luck, Yea Forumsros

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op is a faggot

Bet

can it be a trap?

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Yerrrr, posted

hello? is this thing on?

THE NUMBERS CONFRIM, WILL GET TRAP GF IN 3 DAYS. IM GOING TO MY FAV BAR TOMORROW FOR CLUB NIGHT JSUT BEFORE UNI STARTS NEXT WEEK PRAISE KEK

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yeah

Hey, it's worked before and I don't really know if I need a 6th worman begging for sex all the time but what the hell, here goes.

can i have trap gf please

Ehhh. Might as well, can never have too many

Don’t need a gf just a new hot bitch to fuck

I'D PREFER AN IDENTICAL TWIN IN CASE I MESS UP THE FIRST TRY

Eh why not

maybe this is magic

LEEEEEROYYYYYYY JEEEEEEENNNNKINNNNNSSSS

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imig.es/c/TFfuHbH
Videos of this stuck up milf bitch. Anyone want more added to the page? Let me know what you think of this bitch

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LIAR!!!!!

Coolio

please

see you in 3 days

doubt

BS but ok

Anyone enjoying this bitch?

I am about to ask a girl out in the coming days, hope this works

this is some sad shit. still postin

even though I'm married? :o

white girl is not 100% white

Yesterday I wished for this upon a shooting star.

okay nibber

Ex bait for cute faith

[ X ] doobt

why not

Postin

maybe

Eu

Please God and good anons.

Tempting Fate.

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ok

Fuckin bet

hope so :)

Angieeeeeeeeee

yup

Roll

Nothing to lose

ok

Postin

yay

real power

Hopefully

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And she won't have sex until marriage.

cross fingers

If this work I will suck your dick op

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I find this hard to believe, but I'll thank you if your sorceries work.

Sure

ok

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

somehow i doubt it, and yet here i am

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I'm gay

Okay

I'm done with hoes. Just a semi-cute intelligent gf plz

Help me...

Hope my fiancee doesn't mind

i cant i never leave my house...

Senor I will take the devil's bet

Get well ducker!

OK

:0

My wife isn’t going to like it, but ok.

Ok

Probably not

Aight

sweet

not if I dont go outside

Ok I am waiting. My hand already hurt me.

Thank Hitler

>Hitler
>Them numbers
Anywho posting for GF

jokes on you, i wont go outside
wait

roll

Gib

yoy

Gib

You sure 'bout it?

B e t

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Plz

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Skeptical but I'll try

Quite happily single, thanx.

> pic unrelated

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no u

in 3 days i will have a girlfriend

gibs gf

ok

Sleep tight porker

I'm gonna die in two days aren't I

Proof?

Ok but last time you lied

I wish

Bet

Bet

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i dont think so

Word

Butts

That's crazy

Thank you, user :3

BRILLIANT

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no u

Post

Yes, I'm desperate

Brt

Ok, gimme that girl, berieve

What's the catch?

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U lie u die

sobs

okay cool

cant hurt to try

omg

Im a fucking virgin

Just got a girls snap off of insta after messaging her at like midnight let’s see if I get in her pants

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E

kk

Bet

hope it works

Posting to have Adri be my gf

Hui ka

Hope my girl

done

doubt it

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Pogu

wryyyyyyyyyyy

lel

I fixed this like eons ago.

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Bet

Gimme gimme

Rolling

Ok

Kys retarded nigger

tempting

Not gonna happen

seems a bit soon, don't you think?

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Send please

Postin

hope my wife doesn't find out

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Kik youngmittens bi 19 f pay whore selling live pic and vid requests with no limits

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Post

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Prove it

Post

ah the number of times i've fallen for this is unreal

sure, I'll give it a shot

bless me with luck

not true

if i already have one, will i get a new one in her place?
or is it additive? if i post multiple times, will i end up with many? I don't think I can handle more than 2
you need to specify this shit man.

Doubt but ok

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Kek

I’m a self loathing pathetic bastard

gimme some of that sweet meme magic pls

in this thread

thank god

o great shitposter or Yea Forums, what is your wisdom?

Yes

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Post

Okay

des promesses ...

gib gf plz

ok

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If dubs, she'll look like gif related.

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Ok

Right-o

It's been a dry year...

Quick status update: Still no girlfriend

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ok

This is what I want OP, thanks.

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Joke's on you, I already have one

Mods maybe? Not sure?

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this is just like /pol/'s HAPPENINGS thread
>where nothing actually happens

ok

Alright OP, I’m ready.

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It would literally take a crane.
Nigger

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doubt but ill try it

Please I need a gf

in this thread and u will have a girlfriend within 3 days

god i hate life

Had a gf. Wouldn't recommend. Go fuck yourself OP

Fuck it

Dude

pls

yeah

Jinkies

please thats all i want

my wife is going to be furious

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Time to become a gigachad

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bullshit

I'm doing it I'm fucking doing!!!

OP gonna get a gf too holy shit

N

YOLO

Haha sure thing

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I'm ready.

Emily Bloom

but

rolling

nah, not even in 3 years

I wish

yes

gib gf

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E

Here's hoping

rollinggg

hope so

Ok

Dubs of dream gf

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Finally

k

I wish

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lol this aint happening but then again Yea Forums is on some magic shit

okay

I believe

Really?

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k

And I will take care of that myself

Yay!

plz have big booty

Moar pls