Civilization Thread

Incest

Settlers from the East approach

Plant farms for +food

reroll

reroll

develop guns and jungle fighting tactics

Harvest the forest tile to build housing.

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start war with rival clan

Burn forest down

Establish a shoreline fishery

Build canal also check em

catch fish, rape fish

Sail east

Build a dungeon for minotaur

Build palm island

rolling

Dubs decides what happens next

>Mass incest for growth
>develop guns and jungle fighting tactics
>Population: 30

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eat the incest babies for nutrients

learn 2 fire

Develop fishing and trade

Mast incest removes heterozygous advantage you dumbass. The only fucking people youll be breeding are freaks of nature

Have them build more houses north from the current location

Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole

build a 1997 honda cr-v

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Rolling

re-roll

I want this

Dubs decides what happens next

>Build palm island
>Mass incest for growth
>develop guns and jungle fighting tactics
>Population: 40

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Build some boats and colonize some niggers

FUCKING KEK
ROLLD

incest doesnt always lead in deformations tard

Acknowledged.

Rolling for

build city walls, plebs sleep outside

re-roll (the gas mileage alone...think of how much they'll save????)

Burn down the village

It does when competing alleles are fixed you dumbass.

Im a genetic engineering PhD candidate btw

Elect Hitler as village chief

This is the type of stupid shit I come to Yea Forums for. I miss threads like these.

That said - we make a treaty with the crab people, allowing us to harvest much crab.

Want this badly

Need this badly op
Make it happen

build a sex dungeon on palm island for the rich politicians that 1/7 of all females born go to

imagine what they could carry with over 29.6 ft3, 67.2 ft3 cargo capacity????????

This

>Mast incest removes heterozygous advantage you dumbass. The only fucking people youll be breeding are freaks of nature
>Build palm island
>Mass incest for growth
>develop guns and jungle fighting tactics
>Population: 20

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Rawling

Sounds like niggers

Pls op

Friggin gold. Do this OP

Build roads in search of others

Yessss

Laws and police force

OP OVER HERE

In an atempt to gas the kikes half of thr population die. All of the faggots survive

Sudden visit of ayylmaos jumpstarts tech 2000 years

Pls dubs gods grant me

i feel like this should be a default...dont even need dubs but reroll anyway

Crab people bartering tactics. Fisheries are overrun with game. Hybrid mutations emerge through mating.

Rerollo

Kek this one

Rolling fir thiss

Reroll

Build perimeter fencing for the inevitable barbarian attack

Dig a hole to China

Start worshipping satan and summoning demons

Rawling keku383

This plssssss
Op come onmnnmmmmmmn

rolling again for that 22 city, 25 highway mpg...

Build navy

Docks get built

Come on now dubs

Roll

Ffs just do it already OP

re-roll

Need that lawg

Shup up faggot. This will never happen just like this will never be a meme

All of the next offspring are faggots

Meteor lands nearby

Crab people invade and take over the colony

Comessss

Great a bunch of shit sucking inbreds with guns.... you just made Alabama.

BASED AND LOGPILLED

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Damn

Oh damn! Lmao

OH SHIT! Meteor lands.

In it are neon lizards that sell the colony LSD.

rolling again for reliability

reroll

Rape the children

gotta have my honda cr-v!!!!

You fucking waste of dubs.

Niggers invade, sell drugs, rape all your women, and your civ dies.

Hell yeah

>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Mast incest removes heterozygous advantage you dumbass. The only fucking people youll be breeding are freaks of nature
>Build palm island
>Mass incest for growth
>develop guns and jungle fighting tactics
>Population: 10

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Incest makes everyone immune to all diseases

lets go 124 hp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

getting noided....need that honda reliability!!! :)

roll again!!!!

Dig a channel to reroute the sea water directly into the center of town and become New Atlantis.

i mean.. all wheel drive capability?? come on!!!!

They get desperate and fuck the trees. Now there are tree people

Xeno comes out of the meteor and joins the village

Quick, kidnap women from nearby village and rape them to repopulate

They make a wall surrounding their territory out of used Dodge Dakota’s

>Meteor lands nearby
>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Mast incest removes heterozygous advantage you dumbass. The only fucking people youll be breeding are freaks of nature
>Build palm island
>Mass incest for growth
>develop guns and jungle fighting tactics
>Population: 10

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WINNER! CR-V TIME :)

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Develop nuclear bombs. One bomb will detonate in the following turn if no one stops it.

Statue of man with big hat gets built in mid

PLANT SOME FUCKING CROPS

Some new culture is acquired: being a faggot

PLANT SOME CROPS

GET

TRIPS MEANS WE GET 2 CR-Vs :)

CROCS

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Create pornhub, everyone stops having sex and the population decreases

>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Meteor lands nearby
>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Mast incest removes heterozygous advantage you dumbass. The only fucking people youll be breeding are freaks of nature
>Build palm island
>Mass incest for growth
>develop guns and jungle fighting tactics
>Population: 5

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This thread is blessed

mountains 'splode. No survivors

Sweet, you planted crops!

Scientists develop genetic mutagen which turns all trees into people.

blessed with the reliability of the 1997 honda cr-v :)

They create a nazi society

Find another village, steal their women to repopulate.

Farm get built near by with livestock increasing the population

Statue of fertility raises growth rate by 10x

Well, it was a good run while it lasted.

was there any other fucking way, dipshit?

Dubs, trips, dubs... wtf thread.

Also, if I get dubs, a giant dragon sits on the snow on top, and he has a small chihuahua as a slave-toy.

One of the mountains fucking explode into a volcano

Jews develop nuclear weapons to combat nazis and claim their throne at the top of the shekel bank

no always, if u make your sister pregnant. Always, if the population is 10 ppl and they fuck to survive

I think too many dubs came along and OP can’t keep up

Fuck trees make tree people

Draw a yeti in the snow. It attacks the village dealing 5 ice damage

>give womd to tribal animals
>have krogans destroy their own planet all over again

he could keep up if he hopped in a 1997 honda cr-v

>Dig a channel to reroute the sea water directly into the center of town and become New Atlantis.
>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Meteor lands nearby
>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Mast incest removes heterozygous advantage you dumbass. The only fucking people youll be breeding are freaks of nature
>Build palm island
>Mass incest for growth
>develop guns and jungle fighting tactics
>Population: 50

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The volcano goes dormant and creates a massive hot springs it also leads to ultra rich soil that produces massive harvests. The first religion is born and the volcano is both feared and worshipped.

ALIENS COME OUT OF THE METEOR

The villagers develop gills and can breathe underwater

Groot has arrived.

retards use salt water for everything, including watering crops and drinking, causing death

dude WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GOD DAMN CR-V

AND famine

Why’d you ignore the like 4 other dubs before that faggot

Donald Trump gets elected God Emperor of your civilization.

Giant lemon from the sky crashes into the water above the city.

Yeah, OP isn't doing a great job with this. Anyone wanna start a new thread?

Pirates spoted in the water

IF I GET THE CR-V THEN YES

They colonize that island over there

They discover aboriginal communities to the south.

>build a 1997 honda cr-v
>Dig a channel to reroute the sea water directly into the center of town and become New Atlantis.
>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Meteor lands nearby
>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Mast incest removes heterozygous advantage you dumbass. The only fucking people youll be breeding are freaks of nature
>Build palm island
>Mass incest for growth
>develop guns and jungle fighting tactics
>Population: 50

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Ice cream truck

Sea monster attacks city

Ya missed one

Yeah let’s goooooo

Tbf there are a fuckload of dubs

white people colonize and they modernize

Big ol pirate ship

Draw star of David below city

Niggers raid and rape all the women. Decide to stay. Bolstering the population but inciting racial tension and lowering overall intelligence cuz niggers

niggers give aids everyone dies population 0

the villagers crossbreed themselves with the comfort and reliability of the honda cr-v and become human/reliable SUV hybrid creatures that reproduce a-sexually thus increasing their population to 7billion

Villagers can now mate with dolphins to create human-dolphin hybrids

>PLANT SOME CROPS
>build a 1997 honda cr-v
>Dig a channel to reroute the sea water directly into the center of town and become New Atlantis.
>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Meteor lands nearby
>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Mast incest removes heterozygous advantage you dumbass. The only fucking people youll be breeding are freaks of nature
>Build palm island
>Mass incest for growth
>develop guns and jungle fighting tactics
>Population: 60

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everyone dies from eating shit

Milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. +500 population

THERE WE FUCKING GO

re-roll

Rip

That was trips

>PLANT SOME CROPS
>PLANT SOME CROPS
>build a 1997 honda cr-v
>Dig a channel to reroute the sea water directly into the center of town and become New Atlantis.
>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Meteor lands nearby
>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Mast incest removes heterozygous advantage you dumbass. The only fucking people youll be breeding are freaks of nature
>Build palm island
>Mass incest for growth
>develop guns and jungle fighting tactics
>Population: 70

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Reroll for the alien techno boost

reroll

Fish evolve into fish people and steal the Honda

ice giants invade because villagers didnt listen to odin now they all dead

rerolling baby

It becomes night time

>another crv
>PLANT SOME CROPS
>PLANT SOME CROPS
>build a 1997 honda cr-v
>Dig a channel to reroute the sea water directly into the center of town and become New Atlantis.
>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Meteor lands nearby
>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Mast incest removes heterozygous advantage you dumbass. The only fucking people youll be breeding are freaks of nature
>Build palm island
>Mass incest for growth
>develop guns and jungle fighting tactics
>Population: 70

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I WANT MY STATUE OF THE BIG HAT

Furries take over the city

reroll this bithc i want cr-v people

Convert artificial island to fortress and use as the new monarchs palace

Gotem

STOP STEALING THE DUBS! This is the FOURTH or FIFTH TIME YOU GOT DUBS, OP! FUCK!

Also, Garfield now resides in your civ.

l;ets go cr-v time B)

Apples now increase dick size by 8 inches

Everyone resorts to a neo nazi way of living, hereby removing free speech and killing 30 unclean people

re-roll for cr-v people

They recreate Michelangelo’s pieta on the island

Knock knock, the religious freaks set up shop next door

GORFIELDDDDD

>They create a nazi society
half population does not meet standards and are killed
>another crv
>PLANT SOME CROPS
>PLANT SOME CROPS
>build a 1997 honda cr-v
>Dig a channel to reroute the sea water directly into the center of town and become New Atlantis.
>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Meteor lands nearby
>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Mast incest removes heterozygous advantage you dumbass. The only fucking people youll be breeding are freaks of nature
>Build palm island
>Mass incest for growth
>develop guns and jungle fighting tactics
>Population: 35

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CHECKEM

lets get it boys, cr-v cyborgs

Lasagna fields are erected in honor of garfield

everyone dies and we start over a new thread where op isnt slow as molassass

Ok if it’s nazi society than it’s the neohitlers fortress and troop garrison

The us of a comes and kills them nazis

Greta Thunburg shows up on her sail boat

they learn to breath under water and turn their cr-v fleet into submarines

Christopher Columbus arrives

Giant pineapples fall from the sky.

>One of the mountains fucking explode into a volcano
>They create a nazi society
half population does not meet standards and are killed
>another crv
>PLANT SOME CROPS
>PLANT SOME CROPS
>build a 1997 honda cr-v
>Dig a channel to reroute the sea water directly into the center of town and become New Atlantis.
>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Meteor lands nearby
>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Mast incest removes heterozygous advantage you dumbass. The only fucking people youll be breeding are freaks of nature
>Build palm island
>Mass incest for growth
>develop guns and jungle fighting tactics
>Population: 35

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The nazis successfully defend against the us of a and obtain all of North America

nazis become niggers breed like rats off of welfare

THATS TRIPS SO THEY ALSO GET A POPULATION BOOST :)

Aliens probe everyone and turns everyone into sex slaves

They rape all the children

Fuck yes, I got Garfield with dem 88 dubs.

Rolling again. This time I want to see Zorak from Space Ghost Coast to Coast splashing about in the water. He sells people drugs. He's the black-market go-to.

Motion to give the thread time for OP to catch up

y u do dis!?

The aliens come out of the meteor and advance the society even furter

this thread is so hypocritical

They all begin to worship Cthulhu as he rises from the ocean and defends them from the usa

Hydrogen bomb fuse countdown 5

You pos

niggers kill everyone including themselves

>Ice cream truck
>One of the mountains fucking explode into a volcano
>They create a nazi society
half population does not meet standards and are killed
>another crv
>PLANT SOME CROPS
>PLANT SOME CROPS
>build a 1997 honda cr-v
>Dig a channel to reroute the sea water directly into the center of town and become New Atlantis.
>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Meteor lands nearby
>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Mast incest removes heterozygous advantage you dumbass. The only fucking people youll be breeding are freaks of nature
>Build palm island
>Mass incest for growth
>develop guns and jungle fighting tactics
>Population: 35

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COUNTDOWN AVERTED

Aliens followed the meteor, land and teach the villagers. Exponential growth and development in technology. Basically they live in the 3000 now

Einstein time travels to the society to defuse the bomb then gets stuck and has to help the society advance their tech so he can remake a new machine and go back

roll

Ok lets see if we can count to 5 consecutively

WASTED IT YOU POS

in case dubs this

Nuke proof spell gets cast apon the land

We got it guys the aliens just helped them defuse the hydro bomb

>everyone dies from eating shit
>Ice cream truck
>One of the mountains fucking explode into a volcano
>They create a nazi society
half population does not meet standards and are killed
>another crv
>PLANT SOME CROPS
>PLANT SOME CROPS
>build a 1997 honda cr-v
>Dig a channel to reroute the sea water directly into the center of town and become New Atlantis.
>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Meteor lands nearby
>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Mast incest removes heterozygous advantage you dumbass. The only fucking people youll be breeding are freaks of nature
>Build palm island
>Mass incest for growth
>develop guns and jungle fighting tactics
>Population: 0

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Lizard people rule the government and turn people into robots

I get a turn on all the ladies Andrew lose my v card

So is that it?
In case dubs the aliens from that dub just a second ago repopulated land with human alien hybrid

Cast revive

winrar

The aliens revives everyone and restore everything to normal, no fuckery dubs, sent everyone to year 3000

>no population
VOID

>Garfield now resides in your civ.
>everyone dies from eating shit
>Ice cream truck
>One of the mountains fucking explode into a volcano
>They create a nazi society
half population does not meet standards and are killed
>another crv
>PLANT SOME CROPS
>PLANT SOME CROPS
>build a 1997 honda cr-v
>Dig a channel to reroute the sea water directly into the center of town and become New Atlantis.
>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Meteor lands nearby
>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Mast incest removes heterozygous advantage you dumbass. The only fucking people youll be breeding are freaks of nature
>Build palm island
>Mass incest for growth
>develop guns and jungle fighting tactics
>Population: garfield

7zip uninstalls winrar and births a new population of 5

Forgot image

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garfield eats himself to deTh

Crop-human hybrids are born

Finished with a quad. God damn.

Play again, OP. New thread.

well - garfield is too lazy to survive on wild food, so he starves

Holy shot you got quads

Just Incase Cthulhu resurrects everyone and they start a religion around him

Rapid cell division in the the ashes of the city evolve into midget humans

Garfield summon zalgo

Cthulhu resurrects everyone and they start a religion

Quads says population revival

>Only garfield in civ
VOID

>no population but garfield
VOID

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Jesus fucks the graves and resurrects everyone that has ever died

Massive migration of 200 niggers from the south

Resurrection to 500 population

A second ice cream truck

Garfield leads 100 new settlers

3 more volcanos give birth to lava people

pirates make it into a pirate bay

aliens crawl out of asteroid and fuck Garfield new population of alien cat hybrids born with Garfield as their hive lord

420 get

Reroll

20 groupies crowd Garfield and fuck until they are all pregnant with his spawn

ANOTHER ICE CREAM TRUCKKK

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pokemon take over and become a new population, starting with the original 150

Garfield runs away because no one is around to make him lasagna

The god of death opens pit to hell. All the dead crawl out.
>undead city
>death god the leader
>must sacrifice 5 of their own every turn to appease god of death

Reroll

Tree people are awakened

Try again

niggers populate village with garfield

Shit zombies come out of their graves

chinese find garfield and eat him

Some bugs come from Africa rape Garfield and create 100 niggarfields

Blue avatar monkies repopulate

I meant to type nigs

Winrar were back boys
>ZOMBIETOWN

shit zombies eat garfield and die again

Reroll

Roll again

everything gets destroyed by jesus

A third fuckin reroll

Shit zombies start reproducing rapidly

>Shit zombies come out of their graves
>Garfield now resides in your civ.
>everyone dies from eating shit
>Ice cream truck
>One of the mountains fucking explode into a volcano
>They create a nazi society
half population does not meet standards and are killed
>another crv
>PLANT SOME CROPS
>PLANT SOME CROPS
>build a 1997 honda cr-v
>Dig a channel to reroute the sea water directly into the center of town and become New Atlantis.
>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Meteor lands nearby
>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Mast incest removes heterozygous advantage you dumbass. The only fucking people youll be breeding are freaks of nature
>Build palm island
>Mass incest for growth
>develop guns and jungle fighting tactics
>Population: garfield + 35 zombies

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How has there only been one dub in the last 5 mins

I feel like since it’s 69 it should count

Schools for zombies

A friendly French expedition of 200 stumbles across the undead city

Shit zombies start fucking and making shit babies

Why does nothing happen on its own are we responsible for everything that happens

Garfield becomes a giant and plugs his cock into the volcano

I rape every single mother fucker in that town including Garfield

Glassed by aliens. Game over

This makes a Garfield hybrid btw

Alternate timeline emerges
Let's see if this new Civ can become better than this current Civ.

God comes down and gives the zombies life again. City becomes ecclesiastical Vatican-esque
>DEUS VULT

One lone human hermit kills all the zombies and fucks a tree. +3 tree people

Trips dont lie

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How bout you endu your lifu

>I rape every single mother fucker in that town including Garfield
>Shit zombies come out of their graves
>Garfield now resides in your civ.
>everyone dies from eating shit
>Ice cream truck
>One of the mountains fucking explode into a volcano
>They create a nazi society
half population does not meet standards and are killed
>another crv
>PLANT SOME CROPS
>PLANT SOME CROPS
>build a 1997 honda cr-v
>Dig a channel to reroute the sea water directly into the center of town and become New Atlantis.
>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Meteor lands nearby
>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Mast incest removes heterozygous advantage you dumbass. The only fucking people youll be breeding are freaks of nature
>Build palm island
>Mass incest for growth
>develop guns and jungle fighting tactics
>Population: garfield + 53 zombies

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well fuck ain't you a big ball of fun

I died in the glassing too, no need to be salty fellow spirit

Kaiba gets anally creampied by yugi in the crv

John-117 prevents glassing

WHERE THE FUCKS THE GARFIELD HUMAN HYBRID

>Glassed by aliens. Game over
>Shit zombies come out of their graves
>Garfield now resides in your civ.
>everyone dies from eating shit
>Ice cream truck
>One of the mountains fucking explode into a volcano
>They create a nazi society
half population does not meet standards and are killed
>another crv
>PLANT SOME CROPS
>PLANT SOME CROPS
>build a 1997 honda cr-v
>Dig a channel to reroute the sea water directly into the center of town and become New Atlantis.
>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Meteor lands nearby
>Andy Sixx comes and the villagers suck logs of shit out of his asshole
People die from shit poisoning
>Mast incest removes heterozygous advantage you dumbass. The only fucking people youll be breeding are freaks of nature
>Build palm island
>Mass incest for growth
>develop guns and jungle fighting tactics
>Population: 0

Thanks for playing, sorry for being slow everyone, it's my first time doing this sort of thread. Good night user.

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You done good OP, I'll take the reigns in the new thread!

Kaiba gets anally creampied by yugi in the cr-v, reviving all villagers

EVERYONE TO THE OTHER CIV THREAD

MAKE IT HAPPEN IN THE NEW CIV!

TRIPS DON'T LIE!