Dark joke thread
Dark joke thread
Brayden Gonzalez
Camden Harris
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
Henry Brooks
What did the dog say when he stepped on sand paper?
Ruff!
Poor doggy. He scratched his poor paw. :( Too dark?
Liam Hernandez
Two, one to beat the black out of the room and another to shoot the bulb for being broke
David Johnson
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
>It was stapled to the chicken
Bentley Reyes
Why is sex like broccoli?
>If you're forced to have it as a kid you're not going to like it as an adult
Jayden Rodriguez
a rabbi, a pastor, and a priest walk into a bar. They all start arguing and then eventually make a deal, whoever can convert a mountain lion has the best religion. They go out into the woods and and few weeks later the pastor comes back with a mountain lion that is reading scripture, the priest comes back with a mountain lion that is praying to the saints, then the rabbi comes back covered in scratches and bruises and says, maybe I shouldn't have started with circumcision
Nathan Murphy
What's the difference between a Ferrari and an underaged sex slave?
>I don't have a Ferrari in my garage
Jayden Cook
how long does it take a black woman to take a shit?
9 months
Kevin Phillips
What's the difference between a faggot & a fridge?
>A fridge doesn't fart when you pull out the meat
Gavin Bennett
What's the difference between a circumcision and a crucifixion?
>In a crucifixion, the entire Jew gets thrown out
Levi Ortiz
i dont get it
shoot my single-celled brain
Ryder Morales
yeah user the fuck is wrong with you
op said dark but this is too much
Jace Brown
YES
Liam Russell
What do you get when you cross a nigger & a gay Eskimo?
>A snowblower that doesn't work
Jordan Williams
I tried to save it OP
but, much like your dick,
nobody wants it
Jackson Johnson
This thread is like a 6th grade sped goth club meetup.
Logan Evans
What’s the differencr between a nigger and a park bench? The bench can support a family
Austin Myers
It's 15 till noon, and there are 2 black guys standing at the top of a 10 story building, one is facing the north side, the other is facing the west side. There is a 3mph wind blowing north east.
They both jump off at the same time, who hits the ground first?
Who cares, they are niggers!
Asher Ramirez
3 hunters in the Savannah are keeping score of what they shot when they get back to the lodge
Day 1 hunter A shoots 3 gazelle, hunter B shoots a lion and Hunter 3 says he shot 5 noplis. Hunters a and b are confused but don’t press it
Day 2 hunter A shoots 4 lions and a zebra, hunter b shoots a rhinoceros and hunter C shot 30 noplis, this time they had to ask, what’s a nopli they asked? Oh, I’ll show you tomorrow
So the 3rd day hunter A and B follow hunter C, who sets up on a hill overlooking a village, and points to the inhabitants, see? It’s those little black things, they scream noplease when you shoot them
Benjamin Sullivan
which explains why you're here
What do you call a barn full of niggers?
>Antique farming equipment
Jack Murphy
When are you allowed to spit into an Italian woman's face?
When her moustache is on fire.
Levi Carter
goths to pc,this is gamer oppression internalized
Jaxon Long
what do you call a leper in a hot tube?
Stew.
Grayson Brooks
Three monkeys and a nigger are sitting in a tree, what do you call the nigger?
>Branch manager
Ryan Ward
How many niggers does it take to screw in a lightbulb
>I don't know it's too dark in here
Gabriel Hughes
Who was the first to complete the tour de france?
>1st Panzer Division
Ian Miller
So a guy in NYC walks into an antique shop. He sees a brass rat sculpture and buys it. The owner of the store says, "If you buy the rat, you gotta buy the book it comes with, it's an important piece, though it's $75 extra". The man declines, and takes the rat and puts it in his back window of his car. While he's driving through Harlem, he sees rats pouring out of houses and buildings, all running after his car. Millions of rats are swarming this guy's car to get to the brass rat, so the guy drives his car towards the East River and jumps out just in time. He runs back to the shop and the owner asks, "are you back for the book?" The guy replies, "Fuck the book. Do you have any brass niggers?"
Oliver Adams
What does Princess Diana and a miscarried baby have in common?
>they both died in a tunnel
Jaxson Gonzalez
How do you fit 100 Jews in a VW Beetle?
>One drives and you put the other 99 in the ashtray.
Hudson Thompson
>"Dark joke"
>epic nihilism r*ddit science show.jpg
You have to go back
Jayden Ortiz
Guys, let's cool it with the Holocaust jokes. Come on, my grandpa died in Auschwitz. You want to know how it happened?
He got drunk and fell off the guard tower.