Life is Poker

Life is Poker

What hand did God Deal you?

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King, 6 unsuited

A joker and the instructions card.

a small dick and a gut.

This thread doesn't exist anymore.

Well.... Now I'm depressed.... Im going to bed. Thanks user...

4 and 6 of clubs
straight flush here I come

2 and a 3 and i doubled down

Both can be fixed with surgery.

These cards spell out rape.

Considering the image is Black Jack, God dealt you the IQ of a brick.

Dead man's hand.

Life gave me a worthless mother, a dead father and a nazi retard for a grandmother (legal guardian). FML.

Underage detected

kek

small dick cannot be fixed with surgery. at best, you'll end up looking like an ftm

KK

Penuma Google it. Best decision of my life.

79 of spades. Fucking great hand.

2c 3h

Thats a shit hand. You're basically spending money to see an improbable flop.

7 deuce....unsuited, fml.

The hand I got right here.

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You make me sad, user. It’s been great for me. Play it next time you get it. Cheers!

King jack suited

this

pocket 10's

I'm also a penuma patient. I went from 4" to 9". After healing sex is wonderful. My wife feels so tight now. I thought I'd feel less sensation but I feel more.

An Ace of Spades and a Ten of Hearts

JKo

play that hand 10,000 times and you'll rack up more debt than the US with China.