>Go to public bathroom
>No urinals
>Go into stall
>See pic related
What do?
Go to public bathroom
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I'd suck his cock so good
>grab his dick softly
>give it a good ol' rub
>pull vice grips from back pocket
>lock them on his dick so they block the hole
>can't pull dick out
>can't chase me
>hahhahahaha
>stupid nigger.
blast it with piss
You touched it. Now you have aids
>Anonymous 08/28/19(Wed)22:51:04 No.808264
das gay
Start suckin white boi.
Enough with the blowjob jokes people. Was barely funny the first time
Dumb faggot your plan makes no sense
hit it with my shoe
Take my blow torch cigarette light and light him up
Blow and jerk into cup. Run home, pour in wife’s pussy and use big black dildo to rub it on her cervx
>Put on glove
>jerk cock until cum
>tell no one
>ever
honestly i need to suck some dick and i also have to train my asshole to take cock
I like how u roll
Shove a barbecue skewer through it so he can't escape. That or jerk it off with my fingers,
YOU HAVE BEEN NIGGERED!
Flatten it with a boot.
>take out knife
>grab penis
>remove penis with knife
>listen to nigger symphony of agony
>get sprayed with nigger blood
>get HIV
>?
>no profit
Remember beefore Cern opened that portal to the Eldritch realm and boners pointed up? I still do.
Well I can’t give it a bj because it obviously isn’t hard
Where can I find said bathrooms? Asking for a friend
Doesn't really work like that user. The blood would have to enter the bloodstream somehow.
>being this retarded
>Super glue
>Super glue activator
>grab knife
>jam it through blade side facing me
Now he cant pull out his dick without cutting it in half