Who wants some fortunes?
Rules
>posting pic of waifu will result in a read on your personality
>dubs gets told to fuck off
>fortunes can range from decent to shit
>fortunes might take some time to be made
>discussion is accepted
>one fortune per faggot
>I have the right to refuse service
>any bad fortune will happen to you
>side effects include hopelessness, possibility of being eaten, evisceration, incarceration, addiction to drugs, extreme diarrhea, suicidal thoughts or death
All those that post 2d anime fag for a "personality" (something they don't have) reading are true nigger
>Pic is OP
Oh my look at this dubs now fuck off
You're a true nigger congratulations
Normie taste nigger thats the retarded cousin nobody like
>your personality is that of a fierce nature. Headstrong and courageous you see life as a competition and you want to prove to yourself how far can you reach with your sights set on big things
>your waifu is trash
thanks user
frogposter faggots get out. Bludgeon yourself to death with your mouse or phone.
ok
Thanks, but you should follow your own advice
Now that's based and doll pilled
Obviously the pedo agreed with the nigger
Your mother definitely dropped you enough to become a huge fag but not enough for you to die
Waifu selected. Gimme muh fortune pls OP.
>your personality is lost in confusion and despair. You are dependent but you don't admit that and you rather joke about pointless things to avoid confrontation
>your personality is slobby and unfit, you are a huge geek but rarely express anything about yourself except online
Nice image can I save it least I can do for you before you fuck off
You're right it is super funny, thank you for dropping by.
Farewell fine gentleman
Thats Quite spot on tbh Thanks user
I love KKHTA but im going have to tell you to fuck off for today
No problem
Please user, May I have a fortune too?
understandable, have a nice day
Sure thing dude
>your personality is pure and innocent but you desire things that are out of your reach and you feel like your at fault for not being the person you could never be but you do so much to replicate that image
Good day anonymous and Godspeed
>your personality is hidden by your superficial apperance and you mask any semblance of the true you away to fulfil the stereotype of your identity and hide your faults that torment you so
He asked for a fortune stupid fags
A little truer than I wish
only thing wrong with the fortune you gave is I'm not entirely pure. Father, I have sinned.
what would I need to give for advice on bettering my life in the future or finding my goals?
What message have you come to deliver courier?
>your personality is that of a mule forced to carry the burden of others while also fighting yourself. You work your ass off for meger rewards and all that is mention contributes to a strong yet unlikable additude that aids in your futile efforts
It took so long to remember just what happened
I was so young and vestal then
You know it hurt me
But I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive
Alright tool
the bun and only
We all sin it's in our nature even if most don't admit it only thing we as people can do is to do our best and admit our faults instead of going against them or denying it all. You don't have to give anything im not one of those tellers but you honstely should find them on your own and think if it's what you really want
>your personality is that of a cynic who thinks everyone an idiot. You pretend your impressed but your not and choose to only talk to those that resemble you in personality
I don't know what your talking about but you must've taken some heavy shit
Not sleeping for 24+ hours does weird shit to your head yo.
Best song off undertow.
Yeah, it's me, I still exist.
as do I unfortunately.
Once you go tool you don’t go back
Pretty close damn.... really close....
I've been listening to them for a long time, They're pretty much my favorite band. I missed out on the new album pre-order though, so I might swoop on an ebay order for one of them.
I know that feel bro.
>I didn't sleep for 24 hours, I'm going crazy
Fucking fag
>your personality is one of a kind and you appreciate all that has been given to you. You are sure of yourself and hold no doubt and find comfort that many trust you as you do them
I been awake for a max 2 days and I been alright but at times the memory does get hazy
Really?
Good question, what does trips get?
I once stayed up for 4 days straight for work, from friday morning to monday night. Many a dollar was spent on energy drinks. Perception of time gets really fucked.
Staying up for extended periods of time genuinely does affect your mental state, doesn't help that i've had a few drinks tonight and am definitely feeling it.
nvm, I get no answer thanks to dubs..
I'll see myself out.
comrade
I’m surrounded by idiots I don’t think everyone is a idiot but I’m surrounded by people who hang stuff in sideways and thinks it works.
sorry, new to posting in general, forgot to try and reply to give notice, posted SOPMOD II
>your personality is that of someone who likes to get technical and in depth with anything and you like beating people at their own game by observation. You have what most would consider an odd sense of humor and you get passed off as uncaring and egoistic
Sounds pretty sucky but it's lucky you slept instead of going into a coma
So now we get 3 retard that mistake that thread for "waifu thread"
Let's all be retard
Oopsies they already are
Trips get a date with op
Damn, i'd say that's pretty good if I think about it, thank you.
Quite an interesting concept, comparatively.
Fortune me pl0x
You're welcome
Comparatively to what?
>your fortune says to never test the patience of those who can't afford second chances
>your personality is that of someone who is oblivious to everything and doesn't know when to stop and this trait contributes to all your problems even the avoidable ones. You don't take the full burden for you still need time to adjust before you can be responsible enough to live independently
Yeah, I think I slept for like, 14 hours +, this was years ago. It was back when I had 3 jobs, and 2 of the three were shit.
Let's go.
Me and my wife would like to have a fortune tell please
Someone already got Nabiki so
I want to lewd rumia
Have I seen you post here before?
>your personality is high in confidence and you look at the past to look for ways to build your future on. You feel at comfort in any situation or area and do well on leaving a impression.
Sounds shitty
Where? To mall or by the pier?
>your personality has an obession for the obscure and you like to build yourself up on that to the point of isolating yourself from the norm. You like to discuss only about things relevant to your intrests not you and choose to be apathetic towards everything else
Your wife is a dumbass and you know it
>your personality is built on eccentric behaviors and habits and you feel that it is the best method of approach to anything
No problem at all
>your personality is laidback and worry free relying only on intuition and commom knowledge to get through life. You do have goals the only thing keeping you back is the comfort of familiar faces
Huh, fits pretty well, thanks.
Not sure, been posting regularly but usually a little earlier in the evening
That sounds shitty sorry I didn't repsond sooner got caught up with the fortunes
What don't remember you
Yeah, life can be shitty sometimes. you do what you can.
I see. I always see someone post a ranima character in my thread or im probably just dellusional
That's true just go with what you got
I seek my fortune
Im here to provide them
>your fortune says to cheer up and not feel like shit all the time for it'll only contribute towards a shitty mood that obsturcts you from what you have to do
Mother of mercy this is on point.. thanks!
Interesting, maybe I'll cross paths with the other Ranma poster some time
No problem glad you liked it
>your personality says that you put a lot of your efforts into maintaining stability in a unstable place. You like sweet things and feel that you could do more to make things better to avoid more rejection and hate. You idolize those that make living seem so easy and wish you could be just like them
You did I think
I'm you but stronger
>your personality says that you put a lot of your efforts into maintaining stability in a unstable place.
well if i didnt i wouldnt have a job anymore
rejection and hate are scary but i think everyone tries to avoid it, i don't tend to idolize anyone but me
We are just fairy posters
You seem fun
sorry, i didn't understand what the thread was, i'll be a nice Djeeta next time
In this thread today?
I like that better helps me do fortunes better don't have to be someone your not
>your personality like to make connections to things and pinpoint similarities with each thing. You have an ambivalent additude towards your own convictions and choose to be vague instead of being direct
>your personality is controlling and you want everything in your hands. You see a path but it goes off trail and that's where you'll eventually see everything come into fruition
Yeah he was scot pilgrim poster
You're right with the connections part. Not bad.
That we are, goodnight user
nah i was being kind of a butt because i thought you were trying to be weird and act like you knew everything about me
Thanks
Night rumia dude
It's fine don't worry about it user
A neat little thing you're doing here. You do this sort of thing often?
my name is Djeeta, hello!
I wonder what you'll say to this this
komi!
dubs get
lala is shit tier, Kotegawa for life
Nice hanko
>your personality isn't superficial for you lack in that department but you hold pure kindness within and only want someone to understand you better
When I feel like it making up these fortunes takes a toll on my mind
Hello Djeeta poster nice to meet you
Im like the rest of Yea Forums I don't play a lot of games but I sure do like to look at threads on them
>your fortune says broken connections will be united by a single goal to do what must be done
>your personality likes to daydream a lot to not think about perfunctory tasks. You are described as quiet yet are complemented most of the time for your looks
No dubs what now?
I've already dated a tsundere and in not wanting to repeat anytime soon
Dubs checked.
And it seems a bit taxing on the mind to come up with an accurate reading for all of these different people, especially based on a 2d character of their choosing lmao.
But I think you're doing something pretty interesting.
Dubs and trips of truth, amazing! Thanks for the response user! Now I can sleep...
lol everythings right apart from being complimented for good looks
>your personality tends to cross the line many times and you aren't liked for the reasons you want most of the time. You want to change your current situation but can't due to not knowing how but you end up having to take initiative despite having no clear goal in mind
You are very nice thanks for saying that but trust me it's been done before by many posters before me this is just my version of fortune telling
Rest in piece sweet prince
You look good
Ohhh okay
Have there been two Nabiki posters this whole time? Must have confused a few people
Ah I see. It's been like over a year since I've been on this board, just getting back and seeing things and how little they have changed lmao. Still pretty cool to see people have a crack at peeking into their personality. I always liked those mystics/fortune tellers at a festival, even though sometimes their fortune readings are so generic/far off from the truth.
Give me an example of what those guys normally tell you. Is it like a fortune cookie quote? Yeah same old Yea Forums shit as always
Maybe you have?
Awww thanks
It's a bunch of the generic things you would expect from a teller. "Big things will happen to you in the future" or "Someone special will appear in your life very soon" or some generic statement about their personality that can generally be attributed to a large amount of people. Broad strokes, but when a person hears these words, they think about it and how it connects to their life, and then they think that the fortune will turn out to be true. I never take part in a reading myself, mainly because you have to pay for them, but from what I hear, most of them are a waste.
And yeah it's been some time. I sure missed some of the genuine idiocy that is harvested here.
Lol yeah why let someone read for you if they are going to charge you like $40 for some elaborate bull. What brings you back to Yea Forums anyway?
My morbid curiosity, mostly being the reason. I was a part of the waifu communities a few years back on this board.. While that group is mostly gone/went elsewhere, I just decided to just reappear here again, because of my curiosity.
They are living their own lives now while we post here what's left are others to fill in the gap. Well it's nice that you came here out of curiosity
I did leave here for a bit, caught up with schooling (1st year) of Biology program. I still talk to some of them, since I became friends with them. Some went off to military, some are just getting by, some were gone completely. I'm still surprised that I was able to meet and keep some of these people as friends for quite some time.
waifu
waifu
It's cool you still keep some contacts
It's Monika. I don't know what else I should say. I don't really frequent these threads.
It is nice (lmao I'm writing walls of text)
Just Monika.
But dw if you're not a frequent poster as long as you pop your head in here now and then.
Alright, I might do that. Oh, shit, there's another Monika poster in the thread. What do?
Im going to end the thread here was nice talking to you dude
Aight. Take care
Someone is already doing a better version of this in /x/