>CIV THREAD
population:9
religion:Catholic
Leader:James Fisher
year:1856
Dubs decide what we build next!
>CIV THREAD
population:9
religion:Catholic
Leader:James Fisher
year:1856
Dubs decide what we build next!
Witch hunt, kill all young girls by tying them up and tossing them in a lake or river.
Cotton fields, I see some niggers slacking off
Slave uprising. Kangs gonna kang.
A new profit has come, religion is now about worshiping the all mighty anus. All non-believers are killed as are all future profits are killed
Reroll
A solar system sized cathedral so that no one can challenge the catholic faith
Cum hurricane disaster
One more reroll then I'm out
Welp rip unless it's a child hurricane
[spoiler]horse[/spoiler]
Hey man... New Orleans survived at 10ft below sea level. This civilization will survive too.
We build cotton fields and buy 6 more slaves, this expansion adds on to are great agriculture trade
population:15
religion:Catholic
Leader:James Fisher
year:1857
Winrar
Influx of young white women from outer space, they are human in every sense and want white men and women. Hate niggers
People gather around the spacecraft to welcome our new friends. The slaves thinks that this is serious bad voodoo and might start rebelling
population:28
religion:Catholic
Leader:James Fisher
year:1857
The new influx of immigrants bring smallpox and kills all the slaves... ending slavery yay!
Rape the north Indian tribe. Steal the women
Elect 1 slave as the new mayor, because it's about time we start progressimg as a society.
roll
Selfish reroll
The men kill the slaves and impregnate the alien women
have the slaves secretly plot with the north indian women to take over
We kill all the slave and left their bodies in the river. All of the men sleep with the aliens and contract the alien version of herpes
population:21
religion:Catholic
Leader:James Fisher
year:1858
Native Americans sneak across river at night and steal ufos for themselves utilizing the technology to steal their land back from the white devils.
Reroll
Another one
Another one
FUCK YOU. ONE MORE TIME
Nigger zombies awake to fight the Indians
Isn't the DM supposed to decide what NPCs do, and we get to roll on decisions of our civ only?
Reroll
he is doing that, u only give a general idea
a very OP cow goes to town to install a religion worshiping it
indians summon an evil spirit to kill all of the white devil babies
Build a large stone bridge over the river and become allies with the natives. Smoke a huge backwood with them
like it
a very OP cow goes to town to install a religion worshiping it
indian religion incoming
fire burns down the church
plant a thick forest of trees along the right side of the town along the water. Start a beautiful flower garden below the cotton fields
futanari coming to town
build the eiffel tower at the top of the map
I like this uwu
Fish slave bodies out of the river and display them on crosses
we conscript all members into a militia to defend against invading niggers. Build a barracks with specialized nigger containment technology
build more churches
the aliens kill futanari, which I assume is a trap, according to xideos
population:21
religion:Catholic
Leader:James Fisher
year:1858
rape natives
roll
plant some mother fucking trees in this bitch
reroll
build a small dock
The aliens aid in expansion of the new world. This leads to a power struggle beteween two races .the small civilization is able to work inconjunction with eachother(for noe) 1 human leader and one alien leader.
futanari people rage, invasion inminent, danger aproaching
and a small dick
all whites (terran and alien, men and women) rape the native women
both of this
Reroll
Also Someone cums on a book and people discover nuclear power
this
we build a small dock, attracting attentions from the Indian tribe. They don't look too friendly/
population:21
religion:Catholic
Leader:James Fisher
year:1859
send missionaries to the savages
Fly the space ship to decimate the youngest male native
Indians rape aliens
Enslave the indians
re-rolling!
Enslaved by indians
roll for this
Build a WALL
this is a fun little game.
A heard of raptors attack the indians and the village comes to the indians rescue
The aliens help desomate the indians where they eat them, thinking its normal to eat what you kill. This gives them the taste for human blood wich they crave. They now plot to make humans into their cattle.
going to re-roll for this until i get what i want
reroll
Indians use ritual magic to bring slaves bodies back to life
Organize a militia
Spaghetti storm wipes out the Indians
build trump tower
Invite the indians over for a feast but secretly poison their food, use the children as shark bait and keep the women for breeding stock.
This
Roll
Reroll
Re-roll
Reroll x2
build a massive cathedral in the middle of the town and send a letter to the pope to visit
Attempt to share our cotton with the natives in exchange for an alliance and some trade goods.
Reroll x3
Rolling for this
Kek
Lets go
Reroll x4
This
Re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re re roll
Reroll x5
Reroll #919387336262626627373
Bump
Fuck, off by one
1 million niggers are airdropped into the area
Build a big beautiful wall
We bring in the USS Enterprise and drop them supplies
The years past since we planted new trees. Slavorry is now abolished
population:21
religion:Catholic
Leader:James Fisher
year:1870
Build a dark arts academy. We will use it to summon Cthulhu, among other things. godamn indians...
9/11
Reinstate slavery
Bring back slavery and enslave the indian tribe
Natives you voodoo magic to bring slaves back as zombies
Start having children so our population actually grows as time goes by.
Bring in a colony ship with 50+people
baby boom happens, build more houses and expand the church
This, 9/11 city hall
Roll
re-roll
Alien babies are now born due to the gene mixing it took a while. They are a symbol of the uniting races. The indians see them as new mates, they learn to swim and in the night they take 2 female hybrids.
Re-roll
winrar
Trips doesn't count?
Wtf is in that spacecraft? Can we investigate it? Drive It ?
James Fisher rapes all the local women
It's prophet you massive faggot
We need defence ! Towers! guards ! barricades !
Kek, wasted dubs
Reroll x6
who the hell is working the fields? we shouldn't have killed all the niggers
put the human woman in the fields, and keep the alien women for breeding
Defensive trenches and a wall
Reroll x7
>69
kek
Roll
Reroll x8
Roll
Reroll x9
re-roll for 69
pre-emptive rape war against the natives
Roll
Reroll x10
Reroll x11
2nd
Build sentry towers and a massive wall on the Indians side of the river. If anyone's gonna shit in this creek, it's us
Reroll x12
The dubs are weak in you
The new immigrants take up most the space and we are going to have to build more houses
population:71
religion: Catholic
Leader:James Fisher
year:1870
user please don’t bully me
Reroll x13
Build some townhomes to house the new immigrants. Build a college w/ an observatory.
winrar
Re-roll
Reroll x14
Reroll x15
we should tell the indians about Jesus
Where the fuck is my brothel
We start making towers and trenches, to defend against natives
i demand my dubs
Reroll x16
this motherfucker with the trips
"2828" dubs? if not, the re-rolling
Need some dubs?
Enslave the natives breed them as sex slaves
Kek
Winrar
Re-roll we need some motherfucking houses & education for these people
enough with the autistic rerolls
if your dumb idea misses then think of something else funny and roll for that instead
Tell the newfags to go back to whatever shit hole they came from. Continue blueprints to build a wall. It just got 10ft higher
if we aren't going to rape the native
rape the dead niggers
We have a border skirmish with natives
finally
We clear the trees the other guy put
Build a neighborhood south of the town. Build a hospital & a college. plant more trees
a tsunami hits the town
M’dubs
fuck u
Kek, wasted dubs
fuck u
Roll
Send the new immigrant out to battle the natives. If any are left, make them build their own homes on the other side of the river.
not wasted
settlers have orgy
population boom
The town needs a gallows, it would help us determine which of the local females are witches
The native americans are building a bridge to our city, Kames Fisher has passed away
population:71
religion: Catholic
Leader:???
year:1871
We make some roads
Build houses. Tell the new guys to go and enslave the natives
Make a firearm factory, and produce weapons for self defense
Winrar
The natives burn a house with fire arrows
Roll
Construct a monument to James Fisher, and finish constuction of the Great Wall.
Roll
Build a hospital and a college. Some of the new immigrants begin growing cannabis and psychedelic mushrooms.
Roll
adolf hitler is the new leader and declares war on jews from outer space
A horde of native americans arrive to the other side of the river.
roll
Shoot the natives on sight.
The new ruler is now the first son of Kames Fisher
rero
We cut down all trees and make some fishing boats and a few houses
Roll
Roll
uh oh
We corner the Indians. one of the german immigrants rapes the loli indian
population:71
religion: Catholic
Leader:???
year:1871
Roll
Make a black man leader
Roll
Reroll
We make a rule against black people being in positions of power
Roll
A different alien group lands near the indians a rival race to our friends.
The aliens help build up the indian colony.
A hybrid alien human who was born many moons ago becomes the new leader and attempts to apprach democracy with the indians tensions raise.
Reroll
Winrar. Good choice user
native lolis are brought to the church to be use by the community as fleshlights
First guys dubs came first, get fucked nigger
you forgot to build more houses. Build more teepees for the natives too
Suddenly hailfire rains from above, a rival alien group came to destroy the aliens the humans have been befriending. Looks like all races must work together to fight them.
winrar
the sky falls and hits the town
We make a windmill and Trump Tower
If dubs or trips, this opinion doesn’t count
DWYANE ROCK JOHNSON DESCENDS FROM HEAVEN
Shit
Roll
The rapist is voted in as the new leader
OP takes a pic of himself and puts it in town square
We hang the german rapist.
The indians are now property of the city council formed by the 5 eldest men in town
WINRAR
We ban black people from getting into power. Three black people protest this outside of town
population:71
religion: Catholic
Leader:???
year:1871
Kek
I’m trips bro, you can also do Trump Tower instead if you’re a pussy
A forest fire hits the town
Elect a new leader, expand the church and cotton fields
I'll do it next roll fgt
We kill the protesters and the rapist and we bring back the indians to work on the fields
We dismantle Alien ship to build monument to Former Leader Fisher. Also it appears we are in a monarchy, meaning Fisher's eldest son Jerry Jones Fisher is de jure King. Also some Indian Loli property of Fisher, acts as Queen Regent
Based
Actual KKK crucification in Towns Square
Shameless self reroll
Build a hospital, a college, and start growing cannabis in the two available croplands. Weed becomes the new leader.
We build a swastika
Ok
This
Re-roll!
The ruler are now the two brothers of Fishers.
The protesters are hung.
The tipis are burned
hell yeh winrar
can't wait for summer to be over
Deciding on a leader is hard, 3 people emerge to run, an alien leader zinu, an american Trump, and an original colonist TimTim
Trump wins
Roll
Reroll
This
All these rerolling cunts need to die. You get one chance boi.
We ask ther germans to get rid of the protesters.
We elect a new ruler
This lets have a vote
All candidates die and Shrek is put into power
Yea Forums having a vote. You're funny
OP new thread olease!
Suddenly little Timmy’s butthole sucks his entire body into itself, creating a mini racist black hole.
The kkk captures the protestors and burn a crucifix. One of the black men is a doctor and begs for mercy
population:71
religion: Catholic
Leader:???
year:1871
Reroll
lynch that lil' nigger
Re-roll for this
We all drink the kool-aid
the whole town isn't fucking with the klan, they kill all of the members, throw their bodies on top of the other corpses, and burn them all as they celebrate
Please dubs god
Build a watermill
start growing lots of weed! The klan leaves the town in the space craft
Dany comes in and burns it all
The klan dies but the crucifixions remain as a reminder of the pain a society can lead to, they need a leader to steer them right. Deciding on a leader is hard, 3 people emerge to run, an alien leader zulu, an american donald Trump, and an original colonist Shrek.
Somehow the only guy that is playing CIV is winrar
Chuck Norris comes and kick the kkk guys in the nuts killing them then he kick the german rapist in the nuts killing them too and the he is elected mayor
Winrar
Build a brothel, leader of kkk becomes new leader
Start to make schooners and small warships to protect river
We won’t take any more KKK shitfuck nîgget rolls
a giant smelly shit crushed someones house
Roll
Roll
Roll
We build a watermill and Adam Walker has been appointed leader!
population:71
religion: Catholic
Leader:Adam Walker
year:1871
Roll
OP actually delivered.
Another colony is seen at edge of map, colony is called “Fuck Jannies and Mods”
roll
Adam Walker dies of Alien Herpes. Small funeral haooens
THIS ROLLIN
This, OP is a true chad
Roll
Roll
the KKK leave in the space craft and leave the black people alone. PLANT A BUNCH OF WEED. and build a fucking college god damn it
Op is actually a cool dude for once
Re-roll
checked but wasted
Re-roll!!
Wasted dubs also build brothel
OP may want to start a new thread soon. Reply limit approacheth
Kill the KKK and throw all of the corpses into the river. The town erupts into a massive orgy
concentration camp to put any and all jews in.
reroll
re-rolling
We stop the KKK and weed bullshit
Roll
New settlement is discovered along the east river. Not sure who inhabits it at the moment
Reroollooo
build a concentration camp
This
You know we would've had robots by now if it weren't for you
We build a gas chamber with wooden doors
Lets roll
the year goes back by 1
C'mon new colony baby!
Give me dubs
We kill off half the male population then remaining men have an orgy with all the women for repopulation
A gas chamber and a jewish temple
Equality
Till death or dubs does us part
Yup this is happening
2 new colonies maybe?
Roll
An underage dancers stripclub
NEW THREAD OP
The Soviets invade
One more roll
Yessss
It's not very effective!!
Checked
NEW THREAD
Reroll
But for real, reply limit is coming up