The unwritten rules of Yea Forums: What are they? Mods delete threads for ponderous reasons...

I meant the one you're about to get for violating Global #8.

good post

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There are three universal rules for Yea Forums.
1. No CP.
2. You have to be 18 or older to post.
3. There are no real rules for moderation besides these. Any website that isn't run by a government is a private club, and the people who run it can remove you at any time for any reason (or even no reason). Enjoy your ban.

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Oh, you're right. Oh well.

Sometimes the mods ban an IP range and you're IP will get caught in it.

I've seen that before a few times when on mobile.

Some user suggested I got my IP spoofed. Makes the most sense. But possibly violating Global 8 as some user said above would give some credence to a ban now. But I was just questioning, to criticizing.

the unwritten rules are pretty much ignored by all the newfags these days. basically

don't spam uninteresting bullshit

don't post with avatars or force memes

don't post porn unless its interesting porn or unique

no cp

no Yotsub@ porn

don't post images of Moot

dont bump your own thread more than 2 or 3 times. if nobody finds it interesting then let it die

if theres a board for it then post it there if there isn't post it in Yea Forums

don't fag up someones thread if you don't like it just hide it and move on

dont reply to yourself unless your trying to be ironic or funny

sage threads that break the rules if the mods are asleep

be funny and not just stupid

don't post personal info on Yea Forums there HAVE been murders and rapists posting here

NYPA

Informative. Thanks.

theres a few more but they stopped applying for some reason

don't link to other chans

don't link the /5/ board

don't post the pirate radio station on Yea Forums

don't hide zip files in images

Shame half the threads on Yea Forums are now porn generals, ig/fb/wwyd/pics you shouldn't share/loli/shota/fur fap threads,
Any oregano threads get pushed down the pages by these constant porn dumps. Like shit we have porn boards

loli/shota has always been pretty self contained to 1 or 2 threads max. They hit the bump limit let it die and start another and since OG moot killed off the loli shota boards they really have nowhere else to go.

The rest has its own dedicated boards but no amount of explaining to the current gen of newfags gets them to understand that. Or its just a shitty raid that gook moot and the mods ignore.

good post user, good job.

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True, the loli and shota quietly keeps to itself.
So did the furs originally but now there's gfur, sfur, cub, fluffy, pokemans and scalie threads.
/pol/ is convinced people are being paid to spam cuck, sissy, trap and BBC threads but that night just be their paranoia or just trolls.
Like seriously half the threads are porn, there's always a ylyl, an incest stories and a prove your an oldfag by regurgitating old memes

the gfur, sfur, fluffy, pokemon and scalie stuff belongs in /d/ if anything.

>/pol/ is convinced people are being paid to spam cuck, sissy, trap and BBC threads
i woudn't normally believe this but theres a pretty crazy uptick in the amount of "gay" outside of /cm/ and /lgbt/ which warrants a little bit of suspicion.

the part that bothers me the most is how oddly defensive people get when you tell them to post porn in their respective porn boards. Its like walking up to a group of people playing checkers in the middle of a busy highway and directing them to the park with benches and table across the street then they fly off the handle telling you "Why can't we play here huh!? theres no signs that say we can't play checkers in the middle of the street!"

Why are the pornfags posting on hardcore?

>dont bump your own thread more than 2 or 3 times. if nobody finds it interesting then let it die
I have seen desperate anons trying to bump their 2 to 3 poster count threads.

Here they are.

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same here. Its akin to repeating a topic of conversation in a large group of people only for everyone to resume their original conversations without them.

"we heard you we just don't care"

to be a little fair the avenues of taking conversation outside of Yea Forums is starting to dry up. You don't see people get into long convos and end up requesting MIRC or ICQ info anymore

theres no way to tell. Ive asked multiple anons why they don't just post on their respective boards and always net the same result as either just too stupid to realize the board is there or ego won't let someone win an argument so they stay on Yea Forums. I'm still lending a little bit of credence to the possibility of it being a shitty raid to make Yea Forums as ineffective as possible.

Imagine being this much of a faggot and spoon feeding newfags

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yeah we get it man youre too cool for school. Newfags don't lurk anymore they just start posting as soon as their middleschool friends tell them about this place. Hence they aren't going to learn shit and Yea Forums becomes /b normie porn, FB rate, drawthread, political discussion, foreign shit post board/

>the /5/ board
why do i feel like this is just a LARP
if not could some beautiful person tell me what it is

it doesn't exist anymore but it was a hidden board that you could only get to by adding it in the address bar. named after a mod

/5/ was a mod who probably shouldn't have been a mod. Dude was pretty much that fun level of autism that did interesting shit. theres some drama about him getting fired by OG moot and essentially flipping the table and messing with all the boards

turned 18 today Yea Forumsroz I’m not an underage faggot anymore now I’m just a faggot

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whenever you roll quads you have to post a pic of your ass

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tanasinn.info/wiki/Complete_History_of_Yea Forums

February 6 - orz.Yea Forums.org and cgi.Yea Forums.org crash and are not fixed until three days later. During this time, the secret board, /5/, hosted on the orz server, was deleted.

ED is down or dead and i can find less and less of 4chans history. Most of the historians gave up on the site and just let their pages die and i can't blame them anymore. Theres not much worth remembering these days

I actually got a real answer about why the post a the garbage porn on Yea Forums once. You get faster responses on Yea Forums so it's instant gratification and the mods don't do anything about them anymore. Makes sense, I don't like it but I can wrap my head around it.

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Imagine being this much of a nigger and perpetuating the problem of the newfags

interesting thread anons, i have a question for ya
oldfags, what was the /z/ board?

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>You get faster responses on Yea Forums so it's instant gratification and the mods don't do anything about them anymore.

i suppose thats the only explanation ive ever seen myself so i'll have to go with it. Still though gookmoot may as well delete those boards and make Yea Forums several thousand pages

/z/ was an impossible to use mess. Pretty much a board with user generated rules and mods like actual anarchy but on Yea Forums

Pretty much, but all he give a shit about is generating traffic. Only thing mods really do now is ban shit that might get the site in trouble.

theres no helping it really then. its kinda sad that this site thats been around for as long as it has dies like this. I guess nothing lasts forever

Insert sharpie into your log cutter and post with timestamp and we won't back trace your IP

Sounds arousing.

lol why ask about the /z/ board though? that came around at a time that could be constituted as 4chans puberty

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question for the newfags who are willing to answer.

What do you think Yea Forums is actually for and why do you think it was made?

>No CP
CP is not mentioned anywhere in the Global (not "universal") Rules, you illiterate moron.

Rule 1 Global Rules "You will not upload, post, discuss, request, or link to anything that violates local or United States law."

Dont matter what it was made for the only that matters right now is what is if.
Its just has become a honeypot owned by fbi, And porn everywhere nothing of significant value anymore here.

...as though mods know shit about local or United States law, L0L

Yea Forums hasn't done anything relevant for almost 9 years. The FBI stopped monitoring this site long before that

probably a good argument as to why mods and janitors shouldn't be foreigners

bmup

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>mods and janitors shouldn't be over/b/earing im/b/eciles
FTFY

they have less interaction now than they ever did. Granted the mods could do with some unbridling to allow them the freedom they used to have but they hardly do anything now

Nah bro that's a shitty attitude to have

everything is about being an edgelord with kids these days. People like him existed back in 4chans early days but they generally got ignored into oblivion.

everyone has to win the argument these days

>they hardly do anything now
...except rubber-stamp the Jannie recommendations.
We can't expect much more "for free", can we?

i think your argument is with the janitors in that case. I never understood the purpose of giving them any sort of power at all. CP got reported in a timely manner and really if you have a site like Yea Forums with gaps in moderation you were asking for bad shit to happen.

i miss the old mod interactions. Fuck i don't even think gookmoot has made a post in a couple years

Im still convinced that a chanpocalypse or some sort of restart needs to happen the site has lived to long

painful agreeance

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Jannies propose, Mods dispose.

yeah but the old way was users report a thread and the mods get off their ass and make the decision based on what they see.

i can't see why they added janitors instead of just getting more mods

easier to deal with a half-dozen Jannies than with a hundred nagging users

i guess but you'd think in this case the janitors would report the normie porn spam and off board pol threads unless they were in on it or something.

Nigger

this

so true.

just wish we had MODS that gave a shit.

any MODS willing to descend from their throne of salt and explain why you guys are letting Yea Forums turn into such a cluster fuck abortion?

hell if you want you can BAN me if its just about gook moot and his money? any MODS at all any

if i can get even a modicum of an explanation i'll be happy to finally leave this site after near 15 years spending a few hours each day.

>faggot
OP is always a faggot. No exceptions.

damn so close

Don't pretend to be a shooter or you'll go to prison

i had an insane sequential get on early Yea Forums many moons ago so i don't even care about it anymore

thought your picture was a big dinosaur neck and now I'm fucking disappointed

sometimes it seems that way

least it wasn't one of those server image icon swaps that gets you banned from time to time

Hahaha respect. Don’t think I’ve ever even gotten quads, but I’ve mostly just lurked until recently.

hey well at least your following the traditional Yea Forums methodology. Too bad the chaotic autism dance doesn't really make sense anymore.

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fuck it what if gook moot made a /Cb/ or b classic. with all the word filters and insane bullshit that mods used to cause.

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well i guess this is the end of the thread. It was nice comiserating with some of you. its midnight and i can't sleep but theres no good threads as ive come to expect here. I'm gonna go for a drive

good night Yea Forums some of you are the good kind of stray dogs

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I can't tell you but the answer is really simple.

You've got certainly banned for being a faggot. Fuck off negro.

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Those are likely auto-bans from a bot. Sometimes the bots algorithms mess up. Just follow the link provided and unban yourself.

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