What[s the dirtiest thing a girl has asked of you"

>not forcing her to taste her own juice.

You're not gonna make it user.

Dated a girl for while who would beg me to let her suck on my balls. Towards the end she wouldnt even ask. we'd be watching tv and suddenly shed just fish them out and start sucking on them.

I really didnt understand why she liked it so much.

Fuck her in the ass while laying in the back of her dad's conversion van while we were on a road trip to Chicago and he was driving.

lemme kill her

Chick wanted me to rape play. I did not because I'm not a fool. She had accused someone before and tbh I didn't trust her

Let's just say it expanded upon "fuck me daddy". Full on incest/ageplay fantasy.
Also tells me to beat her mid-fuck, slap her harder, bruise her, ruin her, etc.

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I once asked a female team mate if she could give some callouts.

A girl asked me to lick her feet once and I said no because I didn't wanna look like a weirdo but I would fap to the idea of it for awhile after that happened

The fact that she was that filthy and you formed any form of emotional attachment makes you the weakest of males

>the dirtiest thing a girl has asked of you
I met this girl off of OKC. She was 4'10" and kind of skinny. She wanted to have the absolute shit kicked out of her. I'm a pretty big guy. Like 5'10" but fairly jacked and people tend to get the impression that I'm taller/larger than I am because of how I carry myself. We talked for 2 weeks then met up. I was terrified that it was going to be a setup where she begs me to kick the shit out of her then calls the cops. So I approached the situation very carefully We met up in public at \first, she went on and on about how she loved what a "big guy" I am, then went back to her house. She wanted me to straight up punch her, as long as it wasn't in her face. I was nervous as fuck because I'd never punched a girl before. She finally convinced me and I punched her in the stomach then picked her up and threw her on the bed where I basically raped her mouth (because she was begging me to hold her down and do that too). I used her tiny face as a fleshlight, alternating between choking her, fucking her throat, and taking my dick out to slap the shit out of her and spit in her mouth. I came and she gobbled it down then asked me to spank her until she couldn't walk. Shit was fucked up. That tiny girl was able to take way more abuse than much larger girls I had hooked up with. Long story short, I left her with tons and tons of welts and bruises and she became mildly obsessed with me because I was the only dude who actually took her up on the physical abuse thing.

hmm... a girl wanted me to drug her with sleeping medication and nut inside of her while she was passed out and take pics and give them to her when she woke up

one time this chick literally was acting like a huge cunt, hitting me and shit, until i finally got pissed and just picked her up by the tits and fucked her in the most painful way i could think of, and after it was all done, she was was like "thank god, i kept trying to piss you off so you'd be really rough with me"

i fucked a 18 year old girl while she was pregnant with another dude's kid, tied her up with rope too

I had one girl that was a fwb and once she realized i liked hearing about her exploits with other guys would set it up so she'd fuck someone else and then see me later in the day so she could tell me about it while we fooled around.

She also seemed to LOVE sucking and swallowing. The most i remember was 3 guys in one week. I also found it hot to think about her walking around with my cum and someone else's in her stomach.

not that crazy but "pin my arms and make me a slut"
very surprised chinese girl so i was surprised.

I've dated girls who self identified as cocksuckers. Balls in their mouth is just really "soothing" to them. I've had cocksuckers suck the fuck out of my balls for an hour before even putting the head of my dick in their mouth. Shit's fucking intense bro.

Ex really wanted to always have a guy pee on her... None of her exes would and I just started dating her so I said fuck it, why not. Was kinda hard to start... Your body just kinda knows, hey WTF are you doing. Lol. But I did, and neither of us enjoyed it.

stole her father's clothes and asked me to have rough sex. 10/10

I dated a girl for a while and we were exclusive. Broke up and a started talking about a year later. She thought I would be "so proud" of what a slut she had become and she told me about all the niggers and useless spics and italians she was fucking, several different guys per week. Went no contact faster than you could say "dumb dirty nigger lover"

lucky. I like girls that hate to love

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Why did she think you would be proud in the first place?

because hes a beta omega cuck

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>momma taught me to respect women
>never asked a woman to do anything I wouldn't want someone to do to me
>1/3 women I've been with have asked to be choked
>50-60% have asked me to pull their hair
>bout half have requested buttsex
>visit radfem subreddit
>"ffs why does every guy I meet a misogynistic pig who wants to choke me and pull my hair and fuck my ass?"
>idk lady maybe because they've met so many women who specifically asked for it?
>get banned
>a few women admit to liking it
>later in thread male-centric porn is blamed for warping the minds of young women

girl i met at youth group who wanted to be slapped and choked because she was molested. i obliged and it was awesome.

Because she has a low IQ and is really into pop music and culture, which tells white girls that subhumans are somehow magically superior to humans? She's dumb as fuck, basically. She's been raped by niggers before and totally went out of her way to put herself into situations where any person with an IQ over 90 would know with absolute certainty that rape was going to happen, then tried to play the victim. She keeps hanging out with niggers because all she listens to is Z100 and all she watches is modern Disney.

"Please hurt me more"

share your rape story

Remove all my body hair, dress like a girl, and pretend to be her "best girlfriend" while we played "doctor."

This usually resulted in me fucking her and her friends without protection. We all got a dose of clamidya at one point, but what really ended it was when I got one of them pregnant.

That's a really great projection and all, but I'm also the jacked dude who kicked the shit out of the tiny girl slightly earlier in the thread. It's awesome that you have desperate need to project your insecurities onto strangers on the internet in order to feel good for half a second.

One wanted me to rape her ass until she cried. She said she always cried during sex, but she came too.

She was a Christian girl and was convinced by guys that anal wasn’t sex in her teens. I believe her father raped her too but never got her to admit that.

She said she was looking for a Dad and deserved to be raped in her ass.

Damn. Mental gymnastics and possible abuse aside that sounds pretty hot.

Probably for me to fuck her in another guy's bed (he lent her his place while he was out of town). I didn't do it because the guy didn't seem to deserve it. We did fuck all over the rest of the house though.

My ex used to roleplay as kids. I had called her out on possibly having pedo tendencies but she said it was like remembering something sexy from your childhood.

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One asked me to fist her, another handed me a belt and asked me to wrap it around her neck and choke her with it.

>another handed me a belt and asked me to wrap it around her neck and choke her with it.
Can be fun but requires practice to get the tension right.

She went to college and got a job working in investment banking in NYC when she was 22-23.

She said she dated lots of older guys there who dominated her. One got her to do a gangbang with him and two of his friends for 10K in cash. After she told me that she insisted she wasn’t a prostitute though.

I got my period this morning but you can still fuck my ass if you want?

It was a first date.

She handed me a condom and said, "Put this on and fuck me."

It was over after like two thrusts.

>call me a nigger

My girlfriend in high school shoved her finger in my ass in highschool.

Well i mean doing it once doesnt make you a prostitute...a slut sure, but even you said she DID have other gainful employment...

I don't even get this. Does anyone?

Were you in high school?

Nothing too crazy just asked me too tongue fuck her ass and to smell her ass.

KEKKISTAN

Cum in her so I can eat it out of her pussy

Is that really the dirtiest? You swap spit all the time when you make out.

grow up

cum in my ass

>remembering something sexy from your childhood
i.e being abused as a kid. bet her dad was a kiddy diddler

Wow, I get quints and it's wasted on this dumbass thread.

my gf asked me to put it in her ass one night when she was drunk. I was also drunk and told her I'm not a fag. She has never brought it up again. I think I fucked up.

And then trips. I wish I had half this luck at the casino.

“Sacrifice my pussy”

Played daddy. She came over and watched cartoons with milk and cookies. Then sent her to sleep in daddy’s bed for a nap. I then went in the room and molested her. Showed her old dirty magazines. Showed her my wee wee then fucked her. Met her on Craigslist 9/10.

The girl I fell for and orbited for like 2 years got drunk one night and called me to pick her up so we could “smoke”. When we pulled over she told me to slap her and hit because she “knew I wanted to “. I fucked her of course, didn’t hit her. Since then I don’t believed in love anymore, or anything that says women want to be treated like equals, I hate the reality.

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friends wife begged me to surprise rape her as she always had the fantasy...... nope. still fucked her just not that way.

I guess so. She also asked to bring home a random guy from the bar to double team her with when she was out with friends once.

Nice try, you're still a cuck, faggot.

bruh moment

The Highschooliest highschool ;)

Piss on me, simulated rape, fisting her asshole. Same girl.

after doing it in her period, she sucked the shit out of my dick with blood in it.

You ok there?

Was he?

And did you...

fuck off, satan

high school

"get your little girl pregnant, daddy"

At last you see. Women can't be true equals to men.

Yeeeeeikes. I'd have probably cried while she sucked (although i wouldnt have had blood on my dick. I tried it once. Once.)

>you can sit next to me if you want

Kek

She has a fetish for gang bangs, the $10k was irrelevant.

>because I was the only dude who actually took her up on the physical abuse thing.
When girls find a guy that will let them indulge in their fetish that no one else will, they practically hang off their dicks. I was the only guy that would role play a gang rape with an ex, she quickly became obsessed with me.

No

Dirtiest thing? Fix my car.

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Ex once asked me to fuck her while she wore her mothers clothes.

Lol now thats some next level internalized trauma

i was in a similar situation, i felt that

Turn around, bend over, put your dick between your legs, and spread those cheeks

wow

>Expecting healsluts to do anything but stay back and slut it up

Yea you did, way to let your hangups fuck shit up

Had a threesome in a tent with this 19 girl and her bf at a festival, was almost too drunk to get hard. Said she was into anal.
>You can cum in my ass if you want user?
>Win.avi
>Her bf gets into drunk anger and asks why he can never do that.
>Says drunkly: you can both take turns cumming in my ass.

Was a good day.

> Drill a hole in my forehead

To help her and her gf out trying to play around with the dog.

lol not OP but holy shit you're a pathetic faggot. i bet you thought you were gonna be tough on the internet. but you're in a thread of fucked up shit girls have asked guys to do and you have nothing to contribute because you're a soft handed beta bitch who has never fucked a girl before so you want to tear down some other dude who is very obviously super Chad compared to you. lol dude holy shit you're a sad little dicked faggot wow

wife asked me to punish her one night while i had her tied up. My dick was in that ass so quick. She loved it as did I.

“Don’t shower yet, I wanna eat your asshole”

I got a two

Choke her unconscious

Fuck her but tell her how I'd fuck other girls and make her watch.

Seperate women.

Gotta love being a bartender (Also women like mouths being spat in to)

Half sister that I sometimes used to mess around with when we were younger "I know you're married but can we still have fun?"

>hey can you grab that paper for me?

Does it hurt you that this chick was more of a Chad than you?

Oh and one more, my ex of a year wanted me to "pretend to rape her", it was kinda roleplay, kinda not, she hit me a few times in the face if I didnt keep her pinned and I'd fucking beat the shit out of her.

what about her ass? & holy fucking trips

hot tg says, "yes!" when i ask about cumming in her ass while we were fucking. insta-cum into that tight hole.

"Lick my cunt". This one, obsessed with her cunt being licked

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>I love you

that woman*

>bartender
>women like mouths being spat in to (sic)
Can confirm. Am also a bartender and girls are just unbelievably fucked up to the point where I will probably never have another committed relationship. I have all sorts of stories about slutty girls who try to fuck the bartender. That's a position of "power" to women and if you're even remotely attractive and funny then you're going to put your dick into all sorts of batshit crazy

>fecal fetish
>chad

Haha, don't even man.

I run masterclasses (teaching mostly women + hen parties to make cocktails) and the amount of women I've fucked is unreal.

Hell, even female members of staff are fucking thirsty monsters.

I remember fucking one woman after a masterclass in the back room after I finished early (10pm due to early start) and after I came, I found out she was married.

On the bad side, I realise that nearly everyone (at least in hospitality) cheats on each other, so yeah, I dont think I'll ever had a commited relationship too, I've seen too much of the truth.

"Fuck my ass harder like my father did to me."
She was raped by her father for 4 yrs as a teenager.
So i did it.

>Alpha McChadson
>Getting butthurt over someone calling you a names in a Yea Forums thread
Calm down, boy toy.

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Dude this is the wrong kind of dirty

i hope you got checked. festival sex is gross at the best of times, festival anal is a big ol' nope from me

Exgf when I was a freshman in college ate my cum off a wall and let me piss in her mouth.

Girl I met off tinder wanted me to cum inside of her, eat it out and spit it into her mouth.

dude, you don't even go near a girl like that, let alone be alone with her or fuck her under any circumstance.

"will you eat my ass?"
"Will you let me eat yours? "

Needless to say I said yes

wow, more quotes from this girl?

My girl asked me to squeeze a zit she had. I was horrified. I said no and fuck you you dirty slut! How many guys do you think she had pop a zit for her before me? I ain't no one's bitch.

Haha holy shit that 2nd one. The dirtiest I’ve have is spitting in their mouths or her begging me to fist her while I choked her

Yeah I did it was calm, stayed in the big ass tent, kept in touch with her as well

grooming is a relationship bonding thing..i bet she does it for you. fucking play the game

Kek. Zit popping and ingrown hair removal is a significant part of being married.

She does do it for me. Don't make me sad.

She was a cam girl for a few years before we met. Late one night we went to a sex shop and I don’t think there was a single thing in there that she didn’t have experience with already.

They do make rubber horse cocks. May be right up you alley bruh.

>Being a nigger

Kek

i mean, OP didn't get butthurt about your dumbfuckery, neither did i. just thought you were such a hilariously pathetic excuse for a person as to warrant a reply. and in classic worthless insecure faggot fashion you tried to reply with a put down because that actually makes sense in your soft little head. lol dude you're hilarious. it's rare to run across someone who's so low IQ and desperately insecure. thank you for the laughs.

While Fucking this one girl, she starts almost speaking in tongues about every dirty thought crossing her mind - like , calling up my friends and getting them to cum on her, stick a cucumber up her ass, she wanted to piss on my balls while she jerked me off, wanted to suck a cock and then watch me suck it, smack her ass with a belt until she bled, pull her hair so hard it fell out - all kinds of weird shit.

I ended up dumping her because she was TOO kinky for me.

Another girl was obsessed with me ‘making her pussy mine’ and cumming in it without a condom. She also wanted to be fucked on her period. She wanted me on top so I can pin her down while I did so.

I guess that’s all fairly tame though.

did this once with my ex, i thought my ball was about to explode in her mouth (not in the good way)
shit felt uncomfortable af and kinda hurt, but that hoe was blowing as hard as a dyson

Nice try, you’re still a cuck, faggot

Where the hell else would your penis go?

Ex asked me to fuck her in the ass while she rode my friend's cock. She was really into the idea of being used and fucking around. Also wanted to make a pass on my little brother. Note, we were all like young teens at the time.

I work at a hipster bar in a hipster city in NYS. Been there about 4 years and during the first year I lost count of how many hot hipster girls aggressively tried to fuck me. Have put my dick in at least 200 crazy vaginas. Girls I work with are no better, as you've mentioned; pretty much all girls who work in the service industry are hopeless cheaters. Girl who owns the bar is married and has been sucking my dick and getting pumped full of my cum a few times per week for about 3 1/2 years now. Her husband is such a little bitch. He comes into the bar once or twice a week a thinks he's supposed to be treated like some sort of king. Even the Mexican dishwashers look and talk down to him\. Shit's gut bustingly funny.

One of the craziest nights I've had was 4/20 last year. We had a few jam bands playing so it was a hippy/hipster crowd. They're basically the same people with different clothing sets. Anyway. Had 3 girls flirting with me the whole night. They kept begging me to go smoke with them "cuuuuuz it's foooooour tweeeeeeeentyyyyyyy". So when I took my break I brought them out back with me. The conversation turned sexual before we even lit the blunt, and before it was finished I had my dick in all 3 of their mouths while they were on their knees on the dirty ground. They stuck around and kept saying we should have "an orgy" after I get off. So once we closed we all went back to my apartment a few blocks away and had some of the dirtiest, craziest, kinkiest sex ever. I kept trying to piss them off and it was like the more I degraded them, the more I abused them, the more they absolutely loved me. 1 was a regular, and 1 other became another regular. We've fucked a bunch of times since. The third friend I've seen a few times since 4/20 and she's given me head in the bathroom. I don't understand why girls think bartenders are demigods but good lord thank you Jesus for that

>big guy
for you

>what[s the dirtiest thing a girl has asked of you"

"user, if you wanna stick something up my ass - you will have to endure that first"
>ffw to her shoving a dildo up my ass
>afterwards she doesn't even lemme smash that pooper :(
>but when we were fucking she always stuck a finger up my bumhole

jokes on you bitch, cuz i enjoyed it
n-no homo?

moooooods

Mine is lame but whatever. I got a blowjob in the back of a girls car and I warned her ahead of time that I make big porno squirting loads so be ready. She laughs and says "Yeah all guys say that". Anyway I tell her I'm gonna cum and she takes it out of her mouth and I start cumming all over her fuckin car. Just everywhere, total mess. She says "that's fucking hot!" I apologize and I pick up my jacket to use it to clean up and she stops me. She tells me she wants me to leave my cum all over her car and she hopes it stains. One of those weirdly hot things you don't know what to make of.

Weak bait is weak, 0/9 kill yourself

>be fucking
>have to clench my asshole the whole time
>shouldn't have eaten that much chili the past few days (made 6L pot of super spicy chili, ate it in 2-3 days by myself)
>gf sticks a finger up there
>uh-uh, not today
>pulls finger out, scratches my back, but in a weird way like if she was smearing something
>runs her hand through my hais
>the smell hits me

>NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

>for you
For a dude who's 5'10" most girls guess 6'2" and a LOT of guys are slightly intimidated by me. I don't think I'm a scary guy, but being jacked and having a "stfu and bring that shit" attitude goes a long way, bro.

>let's girl peg him
>nothing in return
>no homo
I have some bad news for you, user...

well im pretty open to sexual stuff and fantasies so idc
im still 'straight'-ish on the scale, would never let a guy fuck me or something like that, because that's nasty and vomit inducing
but hey, if a cute girl im smashing wanna go cave exploring, pfff go ahead

Probably 1/3 girls that I dated had a rape fantasy. Very common among women.

Sadly it's just that they want to be raped by someone handsome who they admire.

kinda sucks about the nothing in return though...

ughh, wish i fucked her up the ass when i still could

Honestly I think most of the rape fantasies are just lazy whores that don't want to do any work, just want to lay there and be fucked.

>don't want to do any work, just want to lay there and be fucked.
so like, pretty much 99% girls?

Yes "consensual rape" is what they want

Im a different user.
But
>manlet cope
And
>nice larp

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Unfortunately true. Still looking for the woman that will actually fuck me, if you know what I mean

This is my favorite image for a lot of reasons

you ever had a bitch that would be motivated to cowgirl?
for me that shit never happened, it was just lazy up and down that felt like nothing. bitches just wanna be dominated and don't do any shit themselves, just being the typical 'dead fish', sometimes doing a bit of work, but usually it's meh.
when a girl 'wanted' to cowgirl it usually ended up with me having to hold her waist in place and just going apeshit with my pelvis up and down
>and having the image of a guy breaking his dick stuck in my head for the whole time

There's this video on pornhub of this latin girl riding this dude, and I mean riding like a fucking pro, lemme find this shit.

pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c6be505d0c52
Thar she be

>Virgin asked me to fuck on her parents bed. We didnt clean up just made the bed.
>She told me later that they were sleeping in the bed.

>Unfortunately true. Still looking for the woman that will actually fuck me, if you know what I mean

yeah, the most effort any girl has put into it was literally jumping into my arms while im leaned agains the wall, making out that way while she grabs my dick
>bring me to bed user, i want you inside of me
>proceeds to be still for 90% of the sex

my ex, like i would fuck her for hours and she usually came 3-5 times (8 was the most in one sesh, but i was on some caine when i was smashing her)
but for me, it was just so hard to cum when someone isn't showing any effort or just laying there and moaning and not doing anything else

like, bitch, i don't expect you to do a triple flip on my dick with a perfect form
but how fucking hard is it to just move your body around a little bit? press your pussy against the dick? scratch a little?
apparently a lot harder than just laying there like a dead fucking fish

Is there anything that sums up how fucking useless women can be, than their performance in the bedroom? Just take take take, never give.

>pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c6be505d0c52
jesus
my inner hulk wanna smash now

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Britfag here.
Everyone in my country is squat af. We all like 5"5-6" people over 6" are seen as intimidating or weird.

>Asks me to leave bathroom door open when i get up to pee
>She walks in
>Proceeds to hold my cock while I go
>Good grip, shes done this before. No spill, even a good clean shake.
>I notice shes wearing my boxer briefs
>Tells me to get on my knees and take her boxers off
>Shes also wearing my old man white tube sox
wtf is this
>Tells me to suck her clit
TFW I gave her big clit a blow job in the bathroom

She loved wearing mens clothes, specially underwear, and holding their cocks while they pee. Was very dominant about it.
Total fugo basic bitch in public tho

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They have another video, and they are just slapping each other, out of context it's pretty fucking funny

It's an evolutionary thing, shorter stockier people fair better in the cold. Reason why blacks are generally tall and lanky, they deal better with heat

Nah, dude; you got mad.
You lost the game.

Yoo I dated a chick that loved to swap spit. Truth be told, I rather enjoyed it, too. She would ride me and spit in my mouth. Shit was cash.

>No snowballing. That's just gay. If I wanted cum in my mouth, I'd suck a dick. Since I'm straight, that's a no-go on both, bro

>every time ex wants to suck my dick i want to 69
>it's more fun than just getting my dick sucked (she sucks with 0 motivation, could never cum from a BJ)
>but just eating her out is also boring, so we usually only did 69
>a-user, you never go down on me
>???
say HWHAT

>just like her father does

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Bro. She wants to sit on your face and suffocate you.

Be a man and grab yourself a snorkel.

>hold my hand

not too bad but I knew a religious chick who just loved sucking my cock every chance she could. It was hot doing it with her also religious parents nearby. Too bad she went full religious nut now.

well, usually at the start they're not that useless but it fades away pretty quick

>first fuck - pretty meh
>second fuck - good, getting better
>third fuck - yeah boiiiii
>up to 6-7 times it's still fun, then they just rather let you do all the work and get fucked
not that enjoyable

wish i had a slutty gf that would love fucking, but wouldn't sleep around.
sadly, those are more rare than a unicorn

Britfag again, I'm 5"10 and am Irish and polish ethnically - all the girls here are like 5"-5"5 and have nice asses. Thank fuck for evolution.

I had a chick tell me “fuck that loose cunt” one time while we were getting it on in a swimming pool. I’d met her online earlier in the night. This was in Mesa Az 2001 or so. She showed up to the place I was house sitting, my aunts house. She ended up being much fatter in person with braces but seemed cool and was pretty. My dick went about limp when she said that shit. I fucked her for a bit then came, she kept wanting to fool around but I was done. Didn’t take care of her needs at all, you know how it goes.

"Goo goo gaga"

actually she never wanted to do any face sitting which kinda made me sad
it usually ended up in me being between her legs while she was in missionary/doggy - or after a while we only did 69 instead of one-sided oral

m.youtube.com/watch?v=3QkDcgtHf0g

For you

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>Going at it behind a grocery store
>”Hey babe hold up I gotta piss”
>”Just piss inside me”

No I didn’t piss inside her

This: es.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c9413d35769f

I'm a leaf, went to school with lots of Brits who moved here. And yup, short women with fat asses. Might have to take a trip over seas, do some er sightseeing

An older woman a used to date asked me to "fuck her pussy with my foot". There were other weird stuff, but that was the most uncommon. at least for me.

Initials?

thinking about dirty things

>cum in my ex every time
>EVERY FUCKING TIME

>AND EVERY FUCKING TIME I CAME IN HER, WE JUST LAID THERE FOR A WHILE BEFORE SHE WOULD JUST SLOWLY SIT UP, GO TO PISS, THEN WE HIT THE SHOWER
>bitch left cum droplets across the whole house because she wouldn't use a towel/tissue and just let the cum dribble out
>my cat which was usually locked outside of the room when we were fucking would go around and lick the cum driblets up

disgusting as fuck

well, when me and my ex were bathing we usually sat across each other and talked
my big toe slipped into her vag countless times, sometimes by accident, sometimes not so much because i liked to tease her pussy
>i hate feet though

>Let me choke you out with my thighs while I jack you off

I thought I'd died and went to heaven. Then again when I came

Dude I love when my girl doesn’t clean up. Watching the cum run down her legs, usually gets me going for a second round. Love when she just throws on her panties and makes me feel how wet they are later. Then I plunge balls deep into the mess I made in her. There’s no better feeling.

eww man, i can't stir soup, that shit is gross..

yup

did you forgive her?

Yes...

Stirring someone else’s soup is even better

lol cuck way to give her a pass to do it again

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now that. is pod racing..

She's got unresolved issues.

and what happen next?

I can't wait til I get to high school

>Another girl was obsessed with me ‘making her pussy mine’ and cumming in it without a condom.
I had an ex that would see how long she could keep my cum in her. Longest she went was 3 days.

Tyrone fucks her on the weekends and I get to fuck her Mon through Wed

Sounds fair to me as long as you are not the one paying for that shit.

couldn’t be me man, maybe that’s why she’s gone tho

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>>pissed in her ass
>>many, many times
Way harder than it seems but nothing better

gf offered my anal sex if I ate 3 grapes

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me* oops

Rape me. And when I asked for more details she said " do the worst most horrible things you can think of"
It was fantastic.

She said " I want you to rape me."
3 days later she is telling a mutual friend that I was too rough.

woman. wtf.

>Since then I don’t believed in love anymore, or anything that says women want to be treated like equals

You have taken your first steps into a larger world.

I once dated a girl who asked me to shit on her glass table with her face directly underneath it.

How'd that go?

thank you I keked, sounds like I need to get out and live more

oof

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Autopedophilia (or ageplay) is what its called. Yeah she was probably abused as a kid (fetishes gotta come from somewhere).

You sound like a hot shot...Are you a hot shot?? Or just a lying faggot?????

I'd be into this in concept, but the idea of actually doing that sounds so uncomfortable.

Not really a hot shot, definitely not a liar. Just a dude with some basic charm skills who works in a position that girls see as one of authority. I had basically the same level of success being in a band. Most girl are just hopeless sluts and when they go out with each other they're looking to get dicked down. You just need to be the dude who provides that dick along with some humor. Show a girl a good time and she'll likely tickle your pickle. This works on \multiple girls too\. A lot of guys get intimidated by groups of girls instead of being the "leader" they want them to be and are painting them as in their minds. You too, my internet friend, can control groups of girls and have them suck your dick. All it takes is a little bit of alcohol, some good humor, and a bit of confidence. They'll do most of the work.

This guy keeps cat-fishing me with strange requests like: "Why din't you take a seat over there?"

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Or just put on a condom and part the red sea.

graduated 2011. fucked the shit out of a girl i went to middle school with summer 2016. she told me she used to watch me at my locker at the beginning and end of the school day. she told me my locker was just outside her homeroom class. she was a nasty slut who let me have a piece the first night we spent together. i fucked her in my friends dads bed, in her younger sisters bed, and in her dads bed. she tried to jerk me off under a blanket with a bunch of others in the room while our friend group was watching a movie. shes beautiful i cant lie but one of those girls whos just too fucked up to be anything but a toy for me.. her sister is hotter tho i couldnt stop thinking about fucking her sister while i was fucking her in her sisters bed. she loved anal too mmph i miss hearing her beg for me to push deeper in her ass. her dad was so distraught the next morning like yeah i fucked your daughter in your bed she initiated it but ill be damned if i stop her.. made us all a beautiful french toast breakfast pretending like nothing happened..

They must see you by yourself then lol. I'm 6'2" and you'd look like a dwarf next to me.

I met a guy who referred to a dude as Chad irl. Asked him if fantasized about Chad in his spare time. He was pissed

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I don't visit the B anymore. But I have one for this bred.

I was asked by a girl to have sex with her younger sister and then have sex with her right after, without her younger sister knowing I knew her older sister. There is more to this whole thing but they ended up both being in on it and I somehow managed to not get hepatitis from their 'prank'.

>4' taller than me
>durr you'd look lerk a dwerf nerxt ter mer durr
Sure thing buddy. In reality you'd be worried about and trying to make fun of me for the height difference while I"m fucking your girlfriend in the bathroom. Why are dudes over 6' so desperately insecure? That seems to be an ultra common thing

Love that

Same story. She wanted me to jump her in a bar parking lot after she was drunk and rape her in her car.

you did right?

Stop being a bitch you cuck faggot.

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My wife into kinky stuff I guess reading all this vanilla shit. She likes being choked(like really choked not soft shit) , I've pissed in her mouth, slap her throughout sex and she says thank you everytime(I told her to do this)she doesnt like anal but let's me but loves a thumb in her ass while fuckin. Hottest thing i think tho is "i want your cum inside me i dont care if its in my pussy ass or mouth". Daimonds.

Damn sounds crazy. I can only handle so much ball licking. Sensitive stuff.

Pussy. I suck my womans toes. Not really a foot guy but it's hot anyway.

sure thing manlet

Lol the ego issues. I'd make you my bitch. Stay safe behind your screen pussiboi

I was dating a Jewish girl. My grandfather was a Natzi, that the family is ashamed of, but I inherited some of his stuff.

She wanted to roleplay holocaust scenarios.

Can you pick up my pencil for me anun? Anone? Sorry forgot your name.

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>I know it sounds weird, but would you pee on me?
never heard from the bitch again. I was in high school.

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Who’s in the pic OP?

Piss in my pussy

Only do it about once a week now but the wife still loves it.

I don't forgive user.

My first time with a stripper I paid 300 at a motel she told me I was good and had fucked before and to cum inside her/ get her pregnant.

I had a 2nd condom on and told her I couldn't cum so I kept fucking her hard until I got tired.

Last time I got 2 girls the hot one got her submissive friend to suck my cock. She swallowed my load.

I was 17 and sleeping with this young milf (she was ~25 at the time, my buddy's seventeeth cousin thrice removed or some shit) while her and her husband were astranged. Normal fucking the first 2 times,
> 3rd time this bitch asks me if I want to role play.

> Sure.gif
> She wants me to pretend to be her step-daddy.
> Okay weird but w.e.
> This bitch starts talking in a baby voice and acting like she's 10 years old, some real specific flashback like shit.

> THIS BITCH MADE ME REINACT HER STEPDAD FUCKING HER WHEN SHE WAS 10

Did you squirt in her cunt?

You're a coward and a faggot for posting your woman's shit in public.

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You bet your fucking ass I did

Matate tú sola. Aqui se lava ropa.

I'm into rape play. But I don't give it to a piece of shit pig like that.

On a Korean basket weaving site

>Generic tard response

You'll get over it someday

Deeply pornographic, that's the only way to fuck. I do BJJ and muay thai so if it's not my grapplers strength hip pressure and abs it's every thrust of my cock that feels like a kick.

I make it about worshipping my cock, papi's daddy's black verga and delicious rape.

I'm careful now, I only take strippers because they expect a 20

>beat her with a dog chain while she wore her six year old daughter's panties

I love her, she's had enough faggots harrass her the wrong way in her life. I want to beat your ass I don't want to hear that she's not happy or what kind of a degenerate pig she really is because it's the real her or some bullshit.

Of course her father fucks her cuck. So does scooby doo and the gang as they run trains oon her and beat her. Must suck for your kid.

Imagine the smell

she can't behave and im just a slave

Anne Frank tier / 10

I hope you prostituted yourself for tha gross dark shit.

Yeah I had a girl who was good at this and was the only one who could make me cum in this position, she would go slow and I would put my thumb up her ass but I didn’t have to exhaust me self with stupid rapid fire thrusts

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Forgive your grandfather nigger

Holocaust/10 fucking dark

she said they were dirty but idk if it was part of the rp for her. She had a kid swing set in yard, toys in den. Never saw her though was always with dad when I came by.

Maybe miss molested needed a boyfriend her own age when it happened because she feels like an old cow.

I would have dumped her on the spot. Sick bitch in this day and age.

I wouldn't I would hold it against her and keep tapping her harder until I cheat on her at least twice as much then beat her ass because it's not a game to give me surprise AIDS.

I would drop her pretty hard like a bad habit.

>what's the dirtiest thing a girl has asked of you"

This is Yea Forums, they might have asked to look at them for 3 seconds, nothing more, you cuck.

gf made me creampie her and eat my cum out of her pussy. also same with cum swapping, she made me swallow my own load a few times

>watching the Social Network with Jesse Eisenberg as Mark Zuckerberg
>pounding her doggy style
>she screams, "Zuck me zaddy"

I've dropped women before it even began.

You can be a queen of dirt nothing over there princess I'm off the market.

Be a 10 next time.

Fag. This is oscar de la hoya tier crossdressing that's why they cheat on you.

I don't even turn my back on women.

Haha

For me to impregnate her we were 14 at the time

how is it gay? she never made me eat another dudes creampie swallow another dude
what?

What a pig.

That's a bad mother.

>I'll eat your shit. Please rape me.

Had one request that I rape her whenever she had too much to drink - with any household objects that I could cram in her holes. I.e.- curling iron, food, remote controls, etc. All while fucking her ass and beating the shit out of her for being a sloppy drunk slut.

>>> ask me to pay her rent and we only been dating for a week! Needless to say it was over after that.

THIS

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jesus, I fucking lost to kekkistan

Fuck you don't have experience with women.

A shit test is if you like it in the ass. Another thing for power dominance is you going down on her to taste her unclean whore menstrual blood and your own semen out of the other guys that came in Her. Talk about rejection and being a bitch friendzone kissing cumswap.

Fucking faggot kill yourself.

Telling women fag shit is to be a creep on purpose and stir up a controversial topic. By then it's obvious that you intend to save that bitch and what kind of person she is. It's your test.

Idiot.

Eat my fart. I was licking her asshole she yells it out and well farts in my mouth.

Sure faggot I live in the real world and I do get laid sounds like complete bullshit by a pathological liar. Kys.

I dont believe you for a min and I've seen a lot of crazy shit

A+ Pussy, B+ Body, real kinky. 10/10 would fuck again

That one would look good on an arrest warrant

She took really good care of me for it. So in the end was worth it.

>pussy

I bet she didn't have a hymen fag.

>b body

Again, you're a faggot.

>kinky.
> I've been taught by other men some moot shit besides the point.

I bet it smelled like smoke and it's by the grace of God that girl is safe because you're too much of a faggot to look twice at her.

What a child. It's tits and ass you stick it in her ass because you're not gonna tolerate any of her faggot shit. If she's not enjoying it in the ass you stick it in her mouth and hit the back of her throat.

She blows you willingly.

Fuck you and fuck your bad mother.

Going for the pussy is gay... I don't know what kind of girlfriends you are.

>I bet she didn't have a hymen fag.
get a load of this incel

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used to fuck around with a girl that was into bladeplay, she would ask me to cut her while she masturbated, never went that deep but she would cum so hard from it

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women are a mistake

GF told me she thought it would be super hot for me to put my loaded pistol against her temple while fucking her

funny
your mother says the same thing about you

Had a crazy theater chick I was dating ask me to rape her. As this was the 90s, I did. She clearly wasn’t expecting anal, but hey, it’s rape.

Dated her for a few more months after this. At a party I once took her into a bedroom, stripped her down, tied her to the bed posts, blindfolded her then left for a bit. Would periodically walk by and knock on the door. After 45 minutes or so, I snuck back in. She didn’t hear me, as when I put my hand on her thigh she startled. She said me name and asked if it was me but I didn’t answer. Just kept running my hands over her body and breathing heavy. She got a little panicky after a bit not knowing if it was me or not. I forced her to turn her head to suck my dick and eventually fucked her as she laid there tied and helpless. she said it was one of the hardest she’d ever orgasmed. I never said a word, finished then left again. I let her lay there another 20 minutes, wondering who had fucked her before going back and untying her.

She was hell fun in bed but eventually the crazy became too much.

Richie Aprile over here

Long sho college girlfriend and I would fuck for (no shit) hours at a time (late teens... prime athletic years) and during one long and particularly engaging session during doggystyle, she falls out “I do believe you’re fucking the shit out of me.”

Holy shit dude. You sound like a really tiny dicked, short dude with serious insecurities who has absolutely zero social skills. There was nothing even remotely suspicious or unbelievable about OP's post. I've worked as a bartender and have seen way crazier shit. You are just a loser who wants to act tough on the internet
>I live in the real world and I do get laid
Nobody believes you. You clearly don't live in reality, and nobody is fucking you, loser.
>sounds like complete bullshit by a pathological liar
You couldn't possibly even understand what those words in conjunction mean. Face it, you have a tiny dick, are super short, fat, and ugly, and have a terrible personality. Nobody wants to spend any time around you IRL and that's why you "don't believe" perfectly normal every day stuff happens to perfectly normal every day people.You live with your parents, probably your single mom in her basement and watch anime every day. You probably smell like sweat, BO, and Cheetos. You are a pathetic loser and OP sounds like a pretty solid dude. Again, there's nothing even remotely outrageous about anything he typed up. You're just a loser who wants to project his dumbfuck bullshit onto others because you live in fantasy land and never get laid literally fucking ever.

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He was literally encouraging toward other Anons and you still got all buttblasted. Lol holy fuck, kid. Goddamn....

Different strokes for different folks. Don't assume because one person likes it that another will. Assume they won't, until they tell you otherwise.

Why awesome? Are you a sadist?

Spit in their mouth? How is that dirty, presumably you kiss every now and again?

What a sad life for her.

It's an act of prostitution. I guess once it's over she's a "former prostitute."

jake could not consent either. how about josie is a filthy whore

To eat her cooking.

I mean, damn. Bitches can't cook for shit.

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Some. Not most.

You wasted her time by being selfish.

>Rant about how not mad he is
Stay mad beta cuck faggot.

She wanted sex. You gave her violence.

gave me specific instructions:
1. Cum in her mouth
2. Wait
3. Cum all over her face
4. Go out with her with Cum still on her face.

nasty bitch did it too. Drove around and walked into stores with Cum on her face.

Found out this was her weird fetish.

She would come over, fuck, I cum all over her face, and she would leave with the cum still on her face, and repeatedly call me to share stories of the people who seen her "cashier, troll agents, etc".

this got real irritating after a while. went from 1-2 phone calls, to like 5-6 calls, I felt like ignoring the calls, but should would get mad and just tell me the story later.

Example: "oh daddy, the troll agent was looking at my face and she could tell I have your cum all over my face". Hang up. 10 minutes later another call SMH..
Repeat for a damn hour.

It got real irritating and boring fast.

I remember purposly cum in her pussy and acting like it was an accident so I didn't have to cum in her face. She was disappointed smh.

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>REEEEEE...1990×E...EEE
You got so mad over a two line part you decided to hit the cap in anger.

You are SO ass lasted.

You don't know shit about women.

Women say you're a mistake, I imagine.