What is the most fast and painless death?

I would say gun to the head, but it could possibly be the most painful thing ever.

When you see people shoot themselves in the head their nervous system goes all crazy and they usually contort in a weird manner.

I think Jumping off a roof head first would be a better solution. We know for sure that when you hit the front of your head at high speeds you go unconscious immediately. If you don't go head first you probably feel your whole body crushing in that split second and you might even survive for a few minutes in the most insane pain of your life as you lay on the ground with all your exploded organs.

I'm really not sure.

Living til you die

Probably a train running over your skull. I can’t say for sure, I’ve never tried an option... let alone multiple options. If you try some out and figure out what’s best, make sure to tell us... for science.

here ya go 100% success rate, unless someone disturbes you while doing it. Good luck!!

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these 2 niggers love eating andy sixx's log of fat shit

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Electrocution, but you'll need something more than just a fork in a wall outlet. You'll need both volts and amps to do the job quickly and effectively.

Your microwave needs more electricity to start up than the wall can provide, so they store enough in a capacitor. While a battery unleashes volts in low amps over long time, a capacitor unleashes all the volts right now. It is more than enough to get the job done. I bet you could take down a horse with it.
Simply remove it and put your chest between whatever you're gonna use to short the circuit between terminals.
Personally I'd hold 2 screwdrivers bythe metal in either hand.

my plan is neck on a railway and get decapitated

Obviously pump exhaust from tailpipe into closed car, and just "go to sleep"

This

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You're actually gonna pinch your neck closed, and while decapitated, you'll retain the blood and hence enough oxygen to consciously experience everything and ultimately die of suffocation.

Choke yourself to death doing what you love

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Canister of helium and a bag over your head. The sensation of suffocation is caused by a build up of CO2 rather than a lack of O2. You will feel nothing, then pass out. I'd do it myself but my kids need me.

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how about tying sharp wire around your neck and jumping off tall building ? is it not instant as if someone chopped your head off with machette ?

Shotgun in the mouth, never fails

Was going to say not being born but this makes more sense.

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Opposite of fast and painless

Get a snake

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>Shotgun in the mouth, never fails

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He fucking deserved that shit. Like fuck, don't fucking touch ground. fucking low IQ sand nigger.

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abortion.
you aren't even born yet before they kill you.

top that bitch.

as per usual the asian people don't help at all. They don't even blink.

Insect people.