Why don't you take a seat over there Yea Forums

Listen, I promise I only came here to hang out. I swear.

Didn't you get arrested for writing a bunch of bad checks you bankrupt fool?

You need to have a seat, with the debt collectors.

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She said she was eighteen sir, how was I to know she was lying?

I came looking for man's butt.

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Sir, the birthday field on her profile says March 5th, 2006; and she still has braces.

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I failed math sir but doesn’t that make her 43?

Lissenup retard:
> why don't YOU take a seat over here ?
while WE smash your skull in with baseball bats

To catch a Redditor

Yea Forums is overrun with them

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