Ylyl not god awful spam edition
Ylyl not god awful spam edition
Brandon Price
Jason Bailey
Actual true story inbound:
>be me
>17 at the time
>beta loser who can't get laid for the life of him
>pathological fear of girls since middle school, when some bitch mind fucked me
>have a younger sister, 16 at this time
>my sister is boy crazy, really wants to date someone
>announces that she's "seeing someone"
>father and I start discussing plans on how to shoot the bastard.
>few days later, brings the dude home
>tall, scrawny kid with brown hair and glasses
>visibly nervous
>my father and I sit down and tell him that he's "walked into the courtroom"
>discuss for a few minutes
>they go out
>dad tells me "it isn't going to last"
>sis comes home
>announces it was "fun"
>around a week later, my sister tells me that her bf previously dated a college girl
>she's worried that he secretly wants this college girl back
>about a week later, overhear a conversation between my sister and my mother
>"We're not a thing anymore"
>tryingtoholdbacklaughter.jpg
>tell my father this
>laughs uncontrollably
>mfw my dad predicted exactly how his daughter's first relationship would go down
Julian Wright
You literally call to be spammed with what you are doing, newfag.
You are the reason B sucks.
Mason Johnson
Kevin Howard
Dominic Russell
Blake Morales
Noah Bell
Dads eh?
Matthew Ward
copy pasta.
Grayson Kelly
By that logic, since Jake was drunk, Josie should be charged with rape as well.
Unless, you know, we live in a deeply sexist society wherein females are given the privilege that they so loudly claim that men have.
Carter Butler
bruh
Juan Perry
I’ll take things that never happened for 500 Alex
Jason Collins
Check your toxic masculinity shitlord
Nathaniel Collins
Ah, my bad. Back to the dungeons I go.
Luke Hall
Zachary Gomez
Nathaniel Price
Gavin Jones
r/Dontputyourdickinthat
Owen Stewart
Fuck off plebbit
Joseph Bennett
Angel Gonzalez
shitpost time
Adrian Miller
fuck lost already
Wyatt Stewart
That's a big ass rat
Dominic Morales
Adam Peterson
Sup bra.
Zachary Fisher
Ryder Brooks
Ha!
Zachary Lee
Easton Morales
and the homeless apparently
Thomas Hill
Lmao that ain't how it works
Tyler Gonzalez
So she's not responsible for her actions but he is.
Blake Ross
Based
Reddits better than this shithole just slower
Hudson Thomas
Christopher Baker
another day, another garbage ylyl. 1.5 / 10.
Jaxon Evans
Landon Sanders
It is how it works according to the law, unfortunately.
In most cases they don't even need any evil, a woman's word is enough to condemn a man.
Justin Martinez
Dylan Anderson
Contribute then fag
Colton Parker
Xavier Clark
I lost. Caught me off my guard.
Grayson Murphy
Exactly what a plebbit would say, go back now
Xavier Cruz
Except not usually
Benjamin Stewart
>pleddit's better
said no sane person ever
now fuck off, you normie-boarders
Mason Kelly
The sad reality that women aren't held accountable for their actions, like their children, or dogs who shit on the floor, is the most patornizing and sexist idea.
Women don't fight to stop it though.
Alexander Allen
you monster
Jason Butler
Adrian Clark
Jeremiah Perez
Jayden Allen
Kayden Watson
Evan Peterson
Nah
Xavier Harris
How wtf also hahahahhaha
Robert Gray
dont they houseboats or some shit?
Cooper Reed
This shit gets me every time
Sebastian Rodriguez
you fucking faggot
Aaron Evans
I love these.
Nathan Phillips
You mad faggot?
Justin Myers
Reported
Brayden Ramirez
Fuck i wanted to win
Matthew Jenkins
Do anons have anything neature related? Pls post if you do
Landon Perez
Lucas Ward
Matthew Perez
checked
Sebastian Gray
no shit sherlock
Josiah Wright
This is a you laugh you lose, not you rage you lose
Blake Williams
Daniel Morris
did you just mixed M&M's and skittles???
Jaxon King
The funniest thing is all the cucks raging at this
Noah Martinez
>she
Justin Thompson
Oh I thought the joke was that you let the brown ones in
Charles Jones
Tyler Hall
this is how all furries should be dealt with
Benjamin Thompson
Jace Ross
Cameron Kelly
Michael Ward
go straight to hell
Camden Davis
Not sure why this is funny
Sebastian Walker
Heartwarming
Luis King
Tru
Tyler Evans
Sounds like a neat bible to me.
Nicholas Gonzalez
so did they get better?
Josiah Butler
Why the photoshopped monster?
Logan Powell
obabo >
Elijah Sullivan
Dominic Gonzalez
yeeee boy stab that nigga in the ass
Josiah Brooks
fucking jajas love dbz more than niggers... its crazy
Landon Long
good they didnt die from heart disease.
Xavier Torres
iran
Joshua Rogers
They love it more than japs.
Cooper Wilson
Nathan Thompson
you have no idea the PL of that meat hes cutting. That knife is a galaxy shenron knife
Luke Collins
I'd be more surprised if they got divorced.
Asher Cooper
Henry Allen
Gavin King
>MORRIAGE
Luis James
Austin King
Nazigoround.gif
Jose Green
Jaxson Cooper
Never forget
Samuel Ward
Gabriel Howard
You fucking savage!
Benjamin Ramirez
You must be retarded.
Juan Wood
David Campbell
Nathaniel Perry
>diet coke
everytime
Gabriel Gray
Robert Martin
Josiah Jones
Oof
Juan Cox
Lost already
Thomas King
>checked
Did they make lots of little Downies?
Jaxson Perez
What the fuck is morriage?
Julian Carter
That's nice
Angel Sanchez
Tldr
Andrew Morris
Lost. Gotta love dads!
Hunter Long
I can attest to that
Ethan Martin
I don't get it. Is the joke that the narrator's pathetic? Seems like a pretty unremarkable story to me
Lucas Gray
Isaiah Hall
checked trips
Sebastian Stewart
lost
Sebastian Long
Leo Bailey
Ryder Powell
Gavin Ross
22 chromosomes + 21 chromosomes = downsy mongoloid puddlebrained retard
that's not the joke but it is now.
Noah Ortiz
Did he actually say this???
Caleb Martin
I fucked up the joke, therefore I am now a downsy retard.
Levi Russell
Leo Barnes
Daniel King
Jayden James
Adrian Gutierrez
I want to throw you out of a helicopter you communist shit-breed.
Caleb White
Cool opinion bro, I rate it 9/11.
Julian Rogers
HOLD. THE FUCKING. PHONE.
That's not the real picture! I RECOGNIZE THIS GAY BLOWJOB!
POST THE REAL PICTURE!
Parker Richardson
Isaiah Lopez
You gotta park your boat somewhere
Jose Scott
Wyatt King
When you rent a spot at a dock for your boat.
Jackson Watson
I wouldn’t pull the lever even without the turtle, I’m not going to kill someone
Adam Barnes
Xavier Parker
Checked
Cameron Roberts
Aren't you letting five people die otherwise?
Caleb Rodriguez
William Miller
how has this never been a banner?
Robert Bell
Julian Thompson
Kek
Jeremiah Morris
because chinkmoot supports the terrorists
Parker Collins
Joshua Hughes
Matthew Collins
yup and what?
Jayden Phillips
Lincoln Martinez
Lucas Sanders
Joshua Peterson
Connor Rogers
Xavier Jackson
Oi! Maybe she fucked him. Send her to the fuckin brig general!
Carson Ramirez
kek
Elijah Wood
Thomas Wright
Eli Hill
Easton Ross
KEK
Jacob Peterson
The one in the middle.
Jack Ramirez
Easton Torres
Gavin Harris
Lincoln Campbell
Pull the lever
Kevin Bennett
Bentley Jones
Monster is boomer juice
Luis Stewart
Ayden Collins
Hunter Brooks
S&M?
Justin Williams
Yes
Nathan Hernandez
People with 47 chromosomes can't procreate newfag
Landon Walker
Joseph Russell
Aaron Carter
Joseph Davis
Chekt
John Murphy
You're always going to be a loser.
Bentley Carter
Is that David Attenborough?
Jonathan Martin
David Attenborough?
Logan Williams
Justin Schroeder?
Alexander Turner
The swastika got me
Kevin White
That's elderly abuse -- of patrons.
Sebastian Evans
The people responding seem to have misinterpreted the poster, probably not reading it all. This is clearly telling men to be on alert for false accusations
Adam Collins
That's a spastica
Colton Ortiz
>guy picks up drunk girl at party
>remembers that a girl can’t consent to sex if she’s passed out drunk drunk
>gets drunk as a plausible defense for rape
>”Your honor, I was drunk too, so she is just as responsible as I am.”
You realize that you could just not drink or pick up drunk girls and the entire problem disappears from anything you will ever have to deal with?
Luis Hughes
Nice non-argument, kike.
Gabriel Gomez
The bathing Jew
Leo Foster
That's its true purpose.
Wyatt Cook
Getting drunk is no excuse for saying "yes" when some gross guy wants to bang you. Besides, girl can claim she was drunk with no proof, guy goes to prison for rape. See where this goes?
People need to be held accountable for their own actions, drunk or not. If I was drunk and bought a hundred dollars worth of frozen pizza from Kroger's, should I just be allowed to return it because I was "too drunk to knowingly consent to the transaction?"
Don't get me wrong, a one night stand with a drunk chick is a bad idea, 100% of the time. I don't even believe in premarital sex. But I do believe in equality before the law.
Adrian Jones
Of course not
Jackson Wright
Well the CIA will never install you so you'll never get the chance
Logan Roberts
I said return, but I meant "reimbursed."
Julian Brown
Nigga, how you gonna fit $100 in frozen pizzas into your freezer?
>Of course you're going to return some of them.
Joshua Bennett
True
Nathaniel Russell
After it spoiled because I left it out all night?
Aaron Jones
>Besides, girl can claim she was drunk with no proof, guy goes to prison for rape
Proof?
Christopher Williams
damn i lost
Daniel Peterson
Bentley Bailey
i like this guy, i also never hide my boner, everybody seen it,at home and in school,at work. and now as a grown ass man a liitle less sadly
Carter Long
Im not trying to argue. Im just making fun of you chud.
Kayden Evans
press s
Gabriel Torres
Ethan Lopez
what is this fucking bullshit
Andrew Lee
can you blame him
Nathaniel Turner
What do you mean?
Alright. You'll always be a faggot soyboy, and you're not impressing anyone.
Owen Powell
The infinite division of space stops at the atom. That is why when you jump off a building you cannot keep dividing the distance between you and the ground by 1/2 to avoid hitting the ground.
Ryan Wood
What I mean is, do you have a case of that exact scenario
Chase Cook
He's impressing me with how little of an effort he put into making you buttmad
Logan Murphy
(You).
(You).
Thomas Thomas
idgi
Matthew Gomez
>not naming it bathing_jew.webm
Juan Ross
There's been dozens, faggot. False rape allegations are an everyday occurrence.
Mattress girl, for example, if you know her.
I'm sure that in places with laws that say "if she was drunk it was rape" there have been hundreds of times that's happened.
May I ask you why it is justifiable that the woman be absolved of all accountability when she is drunk?
Christian Adams
you probably wear diapers too
Gavin Perez
So what's larger, trolley atoms or victim atoms
Carson Watson
Are you the same guy?
Bentley Baker
Gabriel Morales
Eli Hughes
That's not the exact scenario you illiterate. The exact scenario was a man and a woman both getting drunk and the man being charged with rape
Jose Rogers
I don't know mattress girl
Luis Butler
Nathan Cook
What race are they?
Angel Nelson
The best part is just how serious these fucking losers are about that shit.
Dylan Long
...
Jaxon Murphy
basically garbage but thanks for posting that
Colton Hill
they both raped each other
Jason Ross
Course not, I've got better things to do than shitbait
James Torres
exactly.
your're welcome
Austin Ross
You can't tell?
Bentley Ward
Huh, how the fuck did I not notice Mcdonalds changing like this? How the fuck did I not notice the red roofs were gone?
Julian Bennett
Logan Turner
cringe. Kill yourself fag.
Evan Harris
>LQVE AND MQRRIAGE
Mason Rogers
Fuck!
Connor Nguyen
lost
Ayden Reyes
And then they murdered some Slavs
Jordan Kelly
Mmm, S&Ms, my favourite
Luke Long
Juan Walker
Carter Foster
Post screencap
Zachary Martinez
Joshua Brown
haha ohhh i get it
Kevin Butler
imagine being such a shithead that you think anyone who disagrees with you must be a troll or a samefag
you pathetic simpleton liberal retard. Please exit this website foreverty ever.
Alexander Nelson
Nice deflection. Post screencap or shut up.
The reason I think you're a samefag is because you're acting like a samefag by fellating the other post, which is what most desperate samefags do when they want to humiliate someone they disagree with.
Brandon Long
Isaiah Myers
My goodness look at that grip... how did dudes get so fucking pathetic
Noah Turner
I'm not even the same person as the person who claimed he isn't the same person as the person you're trying to call some hillbilly trump supporter you absolute fucking autistic. PLEASE LITERALLY KILL (YOU)RSELF
Bentley Cooper
Jonathan Collins
>hitler was gay
fuckin heb' talk
Ethan Nelson
What are these? Look kind of hot
Charles Campbell
...
Alexander Reed
Ayden Williams
Jaxson Garcia
It stops with Planck lengths you artard, even protons are made of quarks.
Even so, you never actually touch the ground anyway due to the a very tiny electrostatic shield surrounding everything.
Mason Edwards
It's what happens when Hitler is unsuccessful at his mission.
Xavier Jenkins
Benjamin Nelson
Christian Rodriguez
these are just too funny
Easton Richardson
FUCK YOU
Jack Price
stupid science bitch
Hunter Myers
What if the whole thing was just an act, a cover up, a ruse he had to keep up because someone found the first 10 pages to his erotic fantasy he kept under his bed
Ayden Johnson
Logan Hall
I know this wouldn't actually work, but can't tell why. Anybody explain what would actually happen?
Wyatt Cox
nerve gas
David Green
Couldn't even make I more smarter
Jeremiah Reed
Alright, you're not the same faggot, you're just another faggot. Thank you for clearing that up.
>s the person you're trying to call some hillbilly trump supporter
I think you're confused
>PLEASE LITERALLY KILL (YOU)RSELF
Are you twelve, user? You know this site is for adults, right?
No you
Adrian Morris
theyre just both enjoying themselves (probably gays)
Caleb Murphy
kek
Josiah Morgan
You wanna know how I know you're 15?
Tyler Lee
Because you're deflecting.
Gavin Jackson
checked
also not him but dude i wish i was fifteen
Luke Watson
(You)
Isaac Peterson
i chuckled
Kayden Harris
Carson Walker
Aiden Ward
not him but if i dont open the picture the bar looks empty
Colton Scott
No u
Joseph Hill
ITT: we pretend samefag mcredditcuck isn't the most retarded human that has ever walked the dinosaur
Gavin Peterson
Easton Clark
ITT: we piss off the samefag with pro-trump memes
daily reminder, the right can meme.
Isaac Cox
Nice dubs. How could I be the most retarded when Robert Mugabe exists?
Jason Powell
Jack Wilson
I can attest to the effectiveness of the Wisconsin wine bag
Gavin Morris
Mother Mother wrote a pretty good song about it.
Landon Richardson
the ol' expectation switcheroo. my sides are due to land in a couple weeks
Julian Foster
remember women cant be held responsible for what they do if both are equally drunk the man did the raping
Ethan Allen
checked
Evan Torres
Joshua Gonzalez
# # # # # # # # # # # # #
>lol, all deez summer fags!
Jayden Howard
simply epic
Gabriel Wright
Why does it say I posted this?
Samuel Rogers
Time is linear right?
Isaac Torres
That's a pretty shit meme
Samuel Hall
Damn that happy picture of young pepe and his father kills me :(
Thomas Peterson
>Niggers having any idea what a gene is
Eli Wilson
plank yourself
Jaxon Barnes
because you touch yourself at night you absolute fucking retard
Luis Torres
Eli Sullivan
i would pull the lever that kills you
Christopher Lopez
That pug is amazing!
Michael Long
Angel Stewart
I don't like you, Trayvon.
Austin Roberts
time is a phat circle
Asher Wood
left cant meme
Sebastian Moore
Not if the turtle gets to it first. Then you'd save him??? Can you truly trust the infinite division of space?
Liam Nguyen
Based fresh meme
Julian Bailey
look at how UNFUNNY and SHIT that meme is. I couldn't imagine laughing at such an UNFUNNY and CANCER attempt at a meme. It ASTOUNDS me how DUMB the Left Wing Communist Socialist "Democratic" inbreds think they're just SOOOO fucking funny.
John Rodriguez
slow and steady wins the race
Wyatt Diaz
Obama was awful on foreign policy and the economy but you need to give the man his due. He did a fair amount of good stuff, including killing terrorists and deporting illegals
Ethan Smith
ahh fuck! im such a dumbass aha
Ryder Mitchell
Kek
Joseph Murphy
you mean the black guy? not a fan
Carter Davis
best of thread
Benjamin Peterson
Finally one of them acknowledges how retarded they truly are
I detect your irony and I Reject it on the grounds that you are, indeed, a fucking dumbass.
Oliver Jenkins
They should both be locked up as they are both rapists.
Connor Jones
Bitches ain't shit
Lincoln Clark
Opinionated 15 y.o. pseudointellectual detected
Jaxon Jones
Family ties to the PIC for sure
Ian Lopez
Yet monkeys are smarter than niggers xD
Noah Sullivan
dont worry user we’re still winning
Ian Williams
Winning what
Matthew Clark
This guy though... this guys got a complex