Wasp Nut Jar project update. Most wasps have completely rotten and turned into mold ridden smudge...

> toasting in epic bread

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>Clear Jizz

Low test as fuck

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Now seal the deal and take a sip from the glorious mixture

Uh

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is this jizzus christ 2.0 or is this wasp cum jar guy

I think I’ve got about 10 in there. Most are completely decomposed.

Do you actually believe a chad would be posting pictures of wasps decomposing in his own cum on Yea Forums?

i think you can easily fit another 30 -35. i have about 50 in my wasp cum jar at home. ill post some pix if this thread is still up later.

Smear it on some cake and give the cake to your neighbours

Smelle?

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just answer: why?

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I can’t stop laughing

Put me in the screencap

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Smear it on toast and eat it

no, you moron, you create wasp people by cumming on the queen's nest, not just regular wasps. keep up.

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I might put some on bread but I won’t eat it

jizz becomes clear after its been left out for a while lol

Rollin

yeah I wanna know what this smells like.

I bet you have to vacate a 5 block radius every time you crack the seal on that thing...

I pre spray febreeze, put on the fan and open the window. Isn’t that bad.

You’re doing gods work OP, I support and condone

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I don't understand

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Why does someone buy a flesh light or watch porn? Plus it’s free

Reroll

create a label and take it to a Yankee candle store, tell clerk you want your money back because your jizzwasp candle doesnt smell right, then post a pic of clerks face when they try to smell it.

I can smell this picture. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Keep updating.

I shall

Start toasting

>flesh light
so you put your dick into this?

Agreed

No, I do find it sensual tho

I hope you’re serious, I hope to be there in a few months. The only issue is the lack of wasps during winter will make it difficult to expand.

how? it's a literal jar filled with dead insects and jizz. how does it make it anywhere near being sensual?

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You don’t find that hot? Lol fag

Don't shame the man, he's already accomplished more than you ever will

Yeah I bet you fuck girls little faggot bitch

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serious like a heart attack dude. i suggest freezing until spring if you can't collect anymore specimens.

also, if it helps, i found that throwing some chicken out in the year would attract the waps, but they really liked to eat while listening to cypress hill, so i started playing their first album in a loop.

take a spoonful out and taste it, or atleast a picture of it

Lol I’ll do exactly that before the first freeze. For now we still get quite a few of them around the honeysuckles.

This

well truthfully they don't give a shit about pollen usually. they are carnivorous, so if you want strong specimens you need to make sure they have access to some prime protein.

Here’s one of the fresher ones up close.

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aww he's a cute little feller aint he?

Well they’re all females but yes

OP..? What do you plan on doing with this once the jar is full?

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what the fuck

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I suppose starting a second one.

merely a colloquialism.

it's going to take more well fed wasps to get where you want to go. when my jar gets full i typically make wasp nut jam short bread cakes for the kids to enjoy. my wife says mine are the best in the state! hehe, no, i'm not giving up my recipe!

This is the wildest shit I've seen in a while. Respect, OP

Glad I could at least entertain.

Are you telling me that there are 2 guys that put wasps in a jar of cum? Do you put them in there alive? How many times did you spank to get that much? New wasp cum guy post your jar. For science.

well i would, but i'm at work. ill see if the thread is up later, but you know how fast this board is. maybe i'll start a thread tomorrow.

No, Satan. Not today.

I typically freeze them first. I put either candy or a small amount of chicken in a jar on my back porch and when one comes in, if I’m lucky I can close it in time and put them in the fridge. After they fall asleep, I put her in the jar and squeeze one out. I have probably 15-20 collected over the past 4-5 months. Slowed down for awhile.

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If this dies I’ll probably post another one later tonight.

You can get high if this shit if you smoke it, but not the pleasant high...

in the meantime, here is some good wasp attractant tunes:

youtube.com/watch?v=qzb9SLy0PrY

really gets them going

Horseshit. I've seen the MLP Horror Jar.

Most disgusting thing i've seen in a long time

I'll never understand this shit, at all. There's two fucking people doing this as of right now. Two people nutting on wasps, why? Why wasps? At least the My Little Pony cum jar came about because the dude was aroused by the toy, what the fuck is this? Something about this makes me want to beat the fuck out of you for being a weirdo but you seem to be really motivated and I can't even be mad about that. Whatever, dude, keep it up.

He doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about.

Godspeed user keep us updated throughout your fascinating journey

just think: everytime you jerk off, you waste your jizz. we simply don't. step up your game.

That’s a good way to look at it. If I’m not hurting you why get upset. Thx for not being an asshole tho.

You the best OP. Keep on being you.

wtf are you taking these pictures with? you'd get a clearer photo describing it a blind man and having him draw what he thinks he sees

You are wasting it, if you're not using it to reproduce then you're "wasting" it. What if I'm creating a sewer monster by cumming in my toilet everyday, don't make assumptions about my cum.

how do you consider coating an absurd number of captured wasps with my cum a waste dude? it's almost like you've never made a wasp nut jar have you? so stfu until you actually know what you are talking about.

You’re wasting it.

This right here, this is what you faggots need to take notes on this is what Yea Forums use to be! Thank you OP you've enlightened my day quite a bit

Aye aye captain

Shine on you crazy diamond. Shine on!

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God speed user, you're doing the real science that these normie scientists are scared to do

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I hate this website more and more every day.

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Can confirm his semen speeding up the wasp decay hypothesis. I have a wasp in a jar sans semen and its been there a year.

Should go cum on it I guess.

Include me in the screencap

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So are you

DUDE JIZZ LMAO

Absolutely correct! Stop wasting cum and post tributes like everyone else.

Or at the very least a webm of your ritual!

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Kek, fuggit dood

Imagine the fucking smell of rotten wasps and moldy cum

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drink it pussy

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Epic

it's actually better to use the finished and fermented product as a sort of confection. it's amazing on sugar cookies and other baked treats.

Put me in the screencap

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I’m sure it would be awful unfortunately, but wasps minus the stinger and poison might be a treat.

I doubt this’ll be screencap worthy

Dude you're gonna die

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I doubt this is screen cap worthy.

Yah I would be wary about consuming it.

How very practical of you

nah man. im the state wasp cum cookie champion. i didn't want to brag, or get doxxed, but you guys are all right.

Yeah I don’t think anyone expected that twist
How big is that disgusting jar?

Holy fuck, you have a system for this

About the average mason jar size I suppose

Wouldn’t you?

> screencap
> gif
pick one

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Come to think of it, I suppose you would need a system in order to make it work on an order of this magnitude. Op set a goal and made it happen

Is Yea Forums trying to fuck with people and make this a thing?
"The wasp jar challenge."

What in the mitherfucking devils asshole is this.

Do it, you won’t be disappointed.

This thread

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Why do I keep coming back...
Just to suffer...
Every night...

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First frame of the gif will do
I've got trouble finding any reaction images on this thing

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Masochist

fuck that garbage. of course you listen to gay shit like cypress hill, faggot

I expect regular updates, OP. Jizzus may have left us (probably in jail) so you will need to pick up his torch and carry is forward into the light

I wish I had friends like you and the other wasp cum jar guy

I shall do my very best.

I doubt this is cap screen worthy

you never said what it smelled like.

That's all we ask, Yea Forumsrother.

I haven’t smelled it yet.

Just why

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While I love your attempts to shock, it needs a motivation behind the execution. For example there was similar thread where a guy a collected his jizz and mixed it with fruit for an entire year. He waited until December to bake it into a fruit cake and give it to coworker he secretly hated.

you should try with more than just wasps, it'd be interesting to see what happens to bigger bugs like spiders or maybe some small rodents like mice. You could also put them in the nut jar while they are still alive and watch them swim around in shitmix of semen and rotten wasp carcasses, just for fun.

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One shudders to imagine the inhuman thoughts that lie behind OP’s post. What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty?

Just for fun? The fuck is wrong with you, user?

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why the fuck wouldn't you smell it

This means there is still hope for Yea Forums

> well done OP

This is what Yea Forums used to be like, before trap threads and faggoty pics you shouldn’t share and log threads took over

Keep us oldfags updated OP

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Wow i love science.

well the jar would be a lot bigger

When you see this on reddit in a couple of hours are you going to cream yourself?

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to be fair, it's disgusting. BUT
that's what Yea Forums was, so good on you...? Kinda?

newfag detected

>drink it op, super powers?

There is no hope but this is nostalgic as fuck

>The horrors they've witnessed

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Tweet it to Bill Nye, Neil DeGrasse Tyson and some other popular science educators. You’ll probably end up on TV.

This is one of the best threads I’ve seen in years

Double double toil trouble,
Insects burn and cummies boil

Hate? Pussy

>Casually chilling with the fucking weirdos my mom warned me about

Welcome to the rest of the world

OP truly your shit is so cash.

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You should take a spoon full of it and boil it over a flame.

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What in the, and I can't stress this enough, H-e-double-FUCK?!?!?!

Also, put me in the screencap!

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Holy shit. You've inspired me to abandon the crap loli, on/off, shouldn't share, and asian threads AND become sober AND start making music again. OP saved my life!

You're mom couldn't prepare you for this thread.