Celebread
Celebread
Nicholas Russell
Ian Gutierrez
cami's a closet lez. calling it now
Nicholas Powell
Jade, my daughter
Anthony Thomas
Josiah Sanchez
14 years old
Carson Adams
celebuns edition?
Luis Miller
Who here loves Miley Cyrus?
Ryder Clark
Her face is perfect!
Christopher Harris
first
Jonathan Roberts
idk I like reading about mysteries
Was reading last night about these 3 lighthouse keepers that went missing on some island near Scotland.
The guy who showed up to investigate found half eaten food and chairs thrown about like they'd all left in a hurry (which is already odd since you're never supposed to leave a lighthouse empty) and even left their coats despite it being the middle of winter.
They also found the lighthouse log that was filled with passages about this real bad storm. They were all praying it would end soon, one guy was even crying. But these were all super experienced seamen, who by most accounts were known for being pretty hardguys, in a brand new lighthouse. Theres no reason a storm should scare them. Even stranger was that there was no storm recorded at the time they were written.
The last entry before they all vanished was just
>Storm ended, sea calm. God is over all
then nothing
we'll prolly never find out what rattled them so bad or where they went
Oliver Anderson
Joshua Diaz
Wtf is wrong whit you?
Hunter Anderson
And?
Yes it is!
Julian Evans
oh I'm studying engineering btw, forgot that part
Jacob Cruz
MDIB
Andrew Morris
Wh-why do you want to see their buns Anony?!
Cameron Ortiz
diabeetus
Jack Baker
...
Jace Miller
Her lips!
Hnnng
Aaron Nguyen
there are teams of hundreds of people and thousands over her lifetime that take photos of her for such reasons
Aiden Carter
Are for smooches
Austin James
Stuff like dis creeps me out more than movies, but its evidently that was Cthulhu that came for them
Elijah Cook
>Are for sucking
*fixed
Christopher Barnes
Isn't that brooke shields?
Jackson Jackson
Carson Phillips
That one's always fascinated me, it just makes no sense
In other news I'd dearly like KG to ride my face
Brandon Wilson
No, smooches! For daddy
Xavier Nelson
Dan Schneider
MDIB
Kevin Williams
That would be amazing!
Hunter Hughes
14 years old
Nathan Murphy
MDaB
Blake Collins
don't look at your daddy like that... It's not safe...
Nolan Thomas
?
Cameron Watson
I bet she's pretty skilled....
Isaiah Gray
Her pink dress makes me want to cum on a chocolate donut then have anal sex with it
youtu.be
James Perry
So?
It's safe. i give her a peck and that's it. Then I ask about her school day
Blake Morris
nvm
Leo Sullivan
I want to sniff her pits!
Landon Carter
A peck on the lips or the cheek?
Nolan Thomas
>MDaB
MDAB - Monthly Daily Average Balance
Levi Stewart
Lips!
Why? They are sweaty after gym
Hudson Nguyen
I love mysteries too. played a huge part in why I studied what I did. was the boat(s) they used to get to the island still in tact? how many boats were on the island prior to them disappearing? was it just them on the island? from what I know about cases like that, one of 2 things probably happened. 1) one of the 3 guys killed the other 2, made shit look spooky and made his escape on another boat. 2) some desperate drifter type(s) came up on them acting like he or they were in trouble and he/they murdered them, looted the bodies, weighed each body down with 70 lbs, and threw them in the ocean a mile and a half out. the log with the spoopy entry was mostly likely an investigative counter measure and the half eaten meals were just purely circumstancial. that's just my guess with knowing nothing about it. name of the case? sounds interesting af. and engineering huh? so you are pretty fucking smart haha. tbh I don't know many engineering majors who enjoyed it but I really hope you do. dat shit is tough
Connor Turner
Joshua Lewis
how do handle the fact that ALL of her school friends masturbate on her social pics on a daily base?
Jeremiah Stewart
it was meant to be My Dubs are Bigger, but i failed :(
Alexander Garcia
Her sweat must smell so so good!
Cooper Murphy
Lincoln Nelson
Hopefully right after she puts on her flavoured lip gloss. :]
Ryder Garcia
we all fail sometimes. the important part is that you try to learn something out of it and take an advantage of it. so you always win :)
Ian Robinson
That's not true!
It's ok. A bit salty smelling but she goes showering then anyways
Licks her lips*
Evan Carter
Perfect Emma
Blake Lewis
Alexander Ross
Right behind an earlobe is usually a turnon.
Logan Gray
Julian Nguyen
Landon Cruz
>That's not true!
well, there is at least ONE user fapping while looking deep into her eyes in this moment...
Brody Jackson
your continuous streak of dubs confirms the truth in your words
Robert Jones
Wisest thing I've read since years!
O-oh geeze.
>hnnnng
Connor Torres
Who is it?
Oh...
Well at least it's not irl. She's sleeping rn
Better than any lip gloss flavor
Carson Morgan
You got the 69 pretty epic
you are breathtaking
Eli Watson
Craving pits feet and cum~
Jace Sullivan
Gavin Peterson
I bet!
You too. n v n
Nathan Stewart
hi dadfu
Dylan Diaz
And you won!
Cooper Ward
Garner 2.0 ?
Elijah King
>She's sleeping rn
Are you sure? I bet she masturbates every night thinking about people fapping on her social posts. I bet that if you listen carefully, you can hear her moaning in this same moment...
David Brooks
idk if thats me but
Hello~
Jack Gomez
I did what you said. Opened the door silently. She's snoozing like the cutest buttercup
Luke Barnes
Kek, now that I have all this money I don't have to work anymore!
pls no bully!
Carson Johnson
Asher Gomez
Trust me, it's boring not to do anything at all
If I would suddenly win a lot of money I'd buy a lil warehouse and start a 3D printing company
Elijah Wright
damn
Jace Collins
I have all three of those!
Tyler Peterson
that means it's the right time to cum in her breakfast cup! Hurry up!
Dominic Scott
Jayden Jackson
? WUT
I like her
Easton Roberts
...
Austin Barnes
I don't do that..
But I'll do something else real quick
...
Ok I'm back
Ryder Johnson
What things would you 3d print? Or would you develop your own printer
Jack Parker
It is pretty boring, you're right.
I've never seen a 3D printer before, have you used one?
Oh I thought you were saying Alexis was an upgraded Kimberley. ;p
Bentley Rogers
Adrian Carter
good, you did the right thing. Cumming on her sleeping face is the purest form of love. I'm proud of you
Elijah Barnes
:3
Samuel Sullivan
like josies cameltoe?
Juan Hall
lol she's growing a mustache?
Jordan Cooper
I'm not good at electronics even tho I had basic classes in that. But that's 6 years ago
Probably parts that local companies need really bad, emergency like
And also other unique, not everyday used, parts
I have one. How did you not know that?
I didn't do that! Those were only 10 seconds. I.. had a quick whiff
Brody Green
I think there should be more bullying. here in public schools anywhere
Isaac Nguyen
>I didn't do that! Those were only 10 seconds. I.. had a quick whiff
don't be so shy, she deserved it. Also, I'm gonna spread my love for her in a few moments too
James Murphy
Matthew Brown
omg lily is a frog poster
Jacob Lopez
Ah, ok
I worked with some guys who were trying to print bone replacements amongst other things, that was interesting as fuck
Tyler Powell
I guess I haven't been paying good attention. :<
What do you print with it?! o w o
kek, I think there's a limit.
Bentley Collins
when a girls look like that in pis, she KNOWS people are going to fap on those
Isaiah White
Justin Garcia
why? just think about it. People get formed and better after bullying. No more school shooters. No more fat kids.
Joseph Mitchell
yes
Carson James
Who is this chick?
Carson Foster
bouta stroke my penis real good
Matthew Allen
I don't cum on my daughters faces...
Well tbh that is also interesting af but I am no expert in human anatomy
I follow Openbionics. Check them out
Everything I can
From flower pots to cups to Vault Boy to Nicol Bolas
Daniel Perry
Bullying is what makes school shooters, that's the problem lmao
Wyatt Bell
Grayson Phillips
Evan Gomez
The place is called Eilean Mòr if you wanna look at it further. I just done some more reading and looks like the uneaten meals thing is just a long living myth, the place was pretty clean when they got there.
Ryan Sullivan
Kira
Christian Bell
>I don't cum on my daughters faces...
uh no.... damn... sorry bro.... I'm cumming while texing this and I cannot stop.... damn.... I'm so sorry, but she has such nice face..... owwww... what a mess!
Luis Lee
>People get formed and better after bullying
dude please fucking kill yourself
Brody Adams
Bullys function as a sort of social watchdog. Did you see all the school shooters? all weird shitty kids. More and earlyer bullying would have prevented bad stuff. We just need someone to step in and star bulling
Ayden King
hey guys i heard this is where the cool people hang
Jose Martinez
I had an inflammation in that period...
Aaron Martinez
WHO IS THIS CUNT, YOU DOPEY FUCKING NECKBEARDS?
Cameron Sullivan
you're goddamn right
Jose Smith
Jack Baker
gonna nutt 4 the butt
Lucas Sullivan
David Ross
>Vault Boy
SHEEEEEEEEEIT, tell me when you get an up and working Pip-Boy and then send me one!
Bully em from an early age kek, I see where you're coming from, but I don't think you need bullying, I think people need to pay closer attention to kids who are obviously awkward and lonely and try to intervene and help them.
But this is going a bit too deep for these threads, I'm just here to have fun.
Sebastian King
....
Hudson Ward
Brayden Miller
Camila Mendes
Eli Cruz
is this english
Joseph Moore
this is "fappingslang", done with just one hand by a non nglish fapping dude
Dominic Mitchell
MODS!
Jackson Martinez
No it's not, that's been going on for thousands of years. Morons and niggers make "school shooters." Idiots such as you that make excuses for other idiots create "school shooters."
Jaxson Johnson
yes exactly, bullys need intervene and help them.
I see we both think in similar
Caleb Roberts
i'm getting harder again... lol
Leo Stewart
Semen is much more filling and hard to consume than water. That's why it makes such a good post-workout supplement.
Oliver Flores
More Kira is good Kira.
Leo Wright
wrong. poor parenting, bad mental health awareness, and oversensationalism in the media is what makes school shooters. that's a complete falsity that you should stop perpetuating.
Easton Sanders
>Camila Mendes
Thx user.
Ethan Wood
guns don't kill people
uh-uh
i kill people
with guns
Oliver Ramirez
Keira > Kira
William Williams
yes
Oliver Cooper
...
Easton Taylor
no doubt
Aaron Carter
LIES!
Parker Price
boobs, great boobs. not big but great ones
Chase Nelson
Hudson Brown
old people burning
old people burning
Adrian Morgan
Believe it or not, we had the same dentist when we were kids.
Angel White
Oh you! ;p
Evan Smith
that's pretty accurate
PUT YOUR HANDS UP
Austin Hall
k
Adrian Ramirez
jk. I respect your taste, even if it's that wrong
Willa > Will
Jonathan Gomez
Jackson Allen
Holy fuck she's hot
Kayden Lee
mean comments pull you back to the ground into reality. it can be negative sometimes tho
Jaxson Sullivan
Nathan Anderson
my dick > yours
Charles Morgan
I bet none of you can even bo[spoiler][spoiler]skeleton[/spoiler][/spoiler]rp at all
Caleb Thompson
yeah I'm gonna check that out. more than likely, Scottish authorities have a pretty good idea on what happened to those guys. too often the lore around those things gets so mystifying and it's hard to know what's actually what, but I'm gonna look into it for sure. there's some particularly twisted serial murderers to come off of that island of yours.
I believe you. she's like 60 now though is she not? how old are you my guy?
Easton Rogers
fuck that hot little ass
Hudson Wood
Jerking for her is always great.
William Brooks
Chase Anderson
yes
Jack Sanders
The old saying is that truth is a three edged sword. There's one side, the other side, and the actual reality.
Josiah King
When did I show you my dick
Charles Richardson
also pretty accurate :p
Connor Sanchez
50, she's older than I. It's weird how time flies.
Caleb Sanchez
i agree
Aiden Sanders
Charles Cook
narrow ass is best ass
proof me wrong, you cant
Julian Rodriguez
Some nigger tells me that is was the last time you were sticking it in some glory hole at a gas station in new jersey.
Zachary Kelly
yes. I am also just bullshitting
hopefully never. my is still better bigger faster stronger like the godlike song of daftpunk
Grayson Fisher
can i suck it
Anthony Perez
>reverse image search
>find hq pic that lets you count her eyebrow hair
>captions all over
ruining good pics should be a crime
Aaron Rogers
yeah I'm 29 now. I remember being 14 and getting my first job on a golf course like it was last fuckin week. this shit is not cool.
Carson Harris
I do prefer svelte and lanky, niggers with the big fat asses can fuck off.
Zachary James
someone watched babylon 5
Adam Garcia
itm i'm fapping to her face instead of her ass....
Leo Rodriguez
no thanks.
Elijah Turner
Tight and doesn't hang
Nothing to prove you wrong
Dominic Reyes
GAY
Jace Gomez
I work with a co-worker only once a week on Saturdays and every time I see her it feels like I saw her just two days ago. The days and weeks go by so damn fast! :
Dominic Murphy
My observations are precise like a swiss clockwork
That was a comfy gas station, don't try to talk it down pls
You got some issues, user
Ryder Cruz
Nathan King
Isaiah Butler
hhhhnnnggg... nope, i don't think so.... just look into her eyes...
Gabriel Cooper
hahaha, like caddyshack.
My first was at about 14 too, babysitting, that didn't last too long, dealing with little kids was too annoying to me.
Ethan Roberts
damn, I love her face...
Aaron Allen
Made me smile but I go to bed. Sorry user
Glad you are still alive tho
Isaac Anderson
i bet they can be weird like a clockwork orange too
Owen Wilson
Can’t get enough
Eli Phillips
Sleep tight little pupper.
Ayden Torres
probably yes. Who are you to judge. I messured it and it is actually pretty big and I am proud. Is there anything wrong with it? probably
Connor Jackson
I want those toes in my ass
Parker Peterson
im trying
Angel Ramirez
OMG, someone caught that reference.
Cheers!
Christian Diaz
good, you'll love it
Alexander Miller
She knows how to hit the spot.
Jackson Adams
Was hot for her back in the day!
Adrian Gomez
Jaxon James
That's sweet, user
How did you know?
I don't judge you
Adam Walker
lol I knowww. it's funny too because I try to make the days go back faster. what a conundrum this whole thing is.
lol yeah I wasn't a caddy though. i had originally gone to a golf academy at the golf course there and got along well with the staff so after the academy ended, I got the legal paperwork to let me work at 14 and stayed on and worked the grounds from 9-1, played 9 holes from 1-3 then gave golf lessons to women from 3:30 - 6. shit was sick. babysitting eh? you have to get certified in CPR and everything? haha. fuck little kids, I don't blame you bro
Andrew Peterson
she makes it hard to focus
Tyler Brooks
Yeah and a killer smile when not a bonehead.
Ayden Gutierrez
hhhnnngg... i know it's hard
Wyatt Morris
Justin Carter
Who is this?
Easton Watson
kek i knew you were a nerd you fag
Angel Ross
Christian Davis
I got certified as a lifeguard because I could swim like a fish when I was about 14-15, I never used that to make money. I was more of a dork into computer programming then.
Joseph Peterson
>That's sweet, user
I don't want to be lewd, but she is one of the rare celebs I can masturbate o just looking to her face. She is just cute and perfect. I reallly love her so much
Kevin Harris
Just a coincidence, I quite liked the show
Nathan Sanders
Inka Williams. I've had to ask him like 20 times so ima save him da grief
Austin Fisher
i recognize like a hand full of girls here post REAL celebs not stupid snapchat models. Aveil laveen or malen maldenara nudes would be fucking sick
Colton Martin
Only a fag would deny that, and as the other user asked, who is she?
Jaxon Nguyen
I'd have taken either one of her versions XD
Grayson Johnson
lewd
Jackson Reed
Okay. Nice keira. TRASH SHIT FUCK EVERYWHERE, I need to go to the gym
MDIB
William Nguyen
Matthew Evans
fuck off
Logan Ward
im getting fucking sick of getting ready to go work and before i leave and jerk i come lookin for the celeb threads and all it is lateley is nobodies.
Ian Wright
handful*
then why get certified at all? kek. you really didn't miss anything dude. my ex was a lifeguard. aside from checking pH levels and fucking with the pumps and shit, she did nothing all day long. that may sound appealing but not if you need stimulation. something tells me you do.
Jose Wright
That is pretty lewd, user
But also very sweet in a way
Kek
Don't you post Munn all the time? Have fun at the gym
Camden Sanders
i know right
Kevin Stewart
>That is pretty lewd, user
>But also very sweet in a way
thanks.... i'm just a kissless virgin... She is one of the rare joy in my life
Joshua Sanders
at least you'll always have Abba Zabbas
Sebastian Campbell
Cooper Baker
It was one of the best, IMO it was the kind of show that will never happen again. The producers and actors were even surprised that it went full on five seasons.
Babylon 5 - One moment of perfect beauty
youtube.com
It took me a while to look it up but it's
Benedictine Monks of Santo Domingo de Silos in Spain Gregorian Chanting
youtube.com
Gregorian Chant Catholic Sacred Medieval Ecclesiastical Music in Latin
youtube.com
Ian Cook
mmm, perhaps u recognize this celeb?
Asher Martin
dont ever ask me this question again
Grayson Gomez
She has cute feetsies
Caleb Kelly
rihanna looking sexy as fuck tho..
Jaxson Lee
i dont even know who is that?
Robert Anderson
Aw, that's kinda sad
Hope I can make you feel a bit better
Lucas Richardson
i would not mind that either
just had a hunch
Liam Bell
It was just something to do at 14-15 yrs old, there was no real reason other than keep myself occupied during the summer.
William Nguyen
yes.... you are helping me a lot.... thank you so much!
Jaxon Peterson
she got those nasty fucking scares on her legs from shaving look like she pulled then straight out her leg.not sexy to jerk to today
Connor Cruz
new nudes when? I want to see Vicky in porn.
Isaac Thomas
I do. I like it when she's naked.
Asher Mitchell
She was so hot before she ruined herself with those retarded frankentits.
Angel Gutierrez
Isaiah Russell
You're alright, mate
If you were here I'd hug you, user
Adrian Watson
Christian Hill
It's pretty cool to know how to swim, especially around manta rays, they're magical. Maybe someday we'll have ships like that in the oceans and in outer space.
Christopher Taylor
Adam Harris
John Cooper
i hope English isn't your first language brochaco
did you end up making a career out of the programming and stuff?
Gavin Morris
Anthony Roberts
>I want a dress that looks like a zebra was just mauled by a pride of lions.
Colton Smith
Levi Williams
>scares
>look
>then
no more feet for you!
thanks, guy. you're not so bad yourself
Gabriel Howard
Bentley Garcia
Easton Lopez
Chase Torres
Almost perfect. She'd be perfect if I was fucking her.
Charles Edwards
>If you were here I'd hug you, user
thank you so much..... you helped me so sweetly.... uhm.... she is so lovely...thx, user, you made me feel good
Angel Stewart
worst emma
Justin Powell
born n raises in america queer. where u from the congo or somethin
Ryan Parker
Yes.
Bentley Turner
Then what is best Emma?!?!
Anthony Butler
Thank you, I try to give my best
The pleasure was mine, kek
Cooper Nguyen
cute.
Nudes???
Juan Anderson
JJ nudes when?
Noah Watson
from my experience, Americans are the second worst English speakers on average, only behind Ruskis
Andrew Martin
emma thompson
Ryder White
that's awesome.
I didn't ask where you're from you incompetent shit hew. you should probably get going, those dishes at Bennigans aren't gonna wash themselves.
Jaxson Evans
let me guess, you're a Brit?
Matthew Gomez
Your experience must not be very extensive.
Ian Lewis
yes
Blake Davis
oh you a fucking funny guy huh. dont pick fights you cant win boy and i aint no fucking dish scrubber i guard a coal mine at night.only certain people can even do that queer
Evan Walker
I need to see Jonny Depp's daughter naked, and I'm sick of waiting!! Somebody make it happen!!!
Jaxson Foster
no
i think it is, but maybe it's not
Wyatt Green
>certain people
people with hands and eyes? lmao fuck off faggot. you're almost brain dead.
Grayson Wilson
google it nigger
Robert King
I would legit suck your dick T_T
Christian Ortiz
you're succeeding
Noah Butler
You should probably kill yourself for having bad and wrong opinions.
James Howard
That emma thing does look like a paper boy and only appeals to homosexuals.