Ok guys

Tried that but she's just opposed to anything. I bought plugs in varying sizes to try and train her ass up to a dick but she just took one look and said no. Tempted to slip one in when she's sleeping and see what her reaction is in the morning.

Use Pjur Backdoor, it's expensive but it'll be much more comfortable for her

lmao

not sure if that would go well for ya

You think you can shove a buttplug in her ass without her noticing? Good luck, report back how it goes.

Only a small one, surely that's not bad at all.

Can confirm possible. Finger my girls ass all the time when she sleeps. It's also looser and more relaxed than when she's awake. I like to stick thumb in pussy and finger in ass and rub together. Feels like 2 wet silk sheets rubbing together, was real surprised there's only like a sheet of paper thin skin separating anal from pussy.
And if she wakes up all shes gonna do is grunt and roll over, worst case scenario she lightly nudges ur hand. Bitches are completely defenseless when they sleep. They just go back to sleep. Then u can play more with literally no consequences. If she says anything just say sorry I was dreaming about ur pussy. Easy as fuck. They're literally dumb as fuck.

OP here again, Funnily enough, I already play with her body whilst she's asleep and she in fact gets turned on by knowing I do it. as long as I make my finger wet enough before it goes in I should be good.

Pro tip use pee, cause lolz

Yeah, lemme just piss all over our bed bro that's the real way to get to a girl's heart. The way she angrily looks into my eyes as she sits in a kiddie pool of my piss really gets me going.

Your bitch is a heavy sleeper. I can't even finger my girl's pussy without her waking up.

Not completely wide-awake, but awake enough to know what's happening.

Side note, yes, there is only a thin layer of skin between ass and pussy, and rubbing it from two sides is fun.

Considering slipping mine some Ambien to up the fun level.

>get to a girl's heart

Proudly being a literal faggot

Do yourself a favor and accidentally pee in her mouth next time you get a bj. She literally won't care, u think she would, she would say no if u ask, but if u just do it, no shits given, will continue sucking. For insurance moan a little while u piss in her. It's fun af

I hope you know that was a satire statement, pissing ain't my thing anymore man. Not judging anybody that likes it though because I've been there.

She does sleep harder than most. I've come as close as possible to fisting her while she slept, even tho her pussy is tight as hell just use lube and go slow. Got big hands, it's a curse.

>if u haven't played with rubbing the ass/pussy wall together, it's a 10/10 good time bros. Still waiting for the perfect opportunity to feel my dick in her pussy with fingers in ass, someday soon. I guarantee it.

I do think mine sleeps hardest in the first couple of hours so I can try again to see how far I get. But I can't control myself so whenever I start playing with her I move on to fucking her and she wakes up in the process. We've had a ton of half-asleep sex. But I don't think I could full on finger her pussy, let alone ass, while she is 100% out.

Dick in ass/fingers in pussy is also fun, don't forget that. And of course the shocker. Honestly I didn't get much out of that but just did it to say I did it lol

Word bro, gotta explore the horizon it's what being a man is. Boldly going where they say no stop it hurts please. They really don't care if you just man up and go for it actually, they're just brainwashed by media to think they're something other than a series of holes that like getting fucked. My girl used to complain about BJ's, then I fucked her face till she puked a couple times and now her favorite thing to do is use her vibe while I fuck her throat. They're just really fucking stupid and brainwashed dude

Agreed man, I've got her to change her mind on so many things since the start of the relationship.

Just gotta remember to trim those nails. Nobody likes getting scratched on the inside.
Source: was fucking my girl while jerking her down on my dick by grabbing her mandible/fingers in throat. They absolutely cannot get enough of being overpowered/controlled. Anyway she was moaning and loving it and then I accidentally scratched the back of her throat with my fingernail, she didn't enjoy that at all. But it was the first time it happened so who knows she might have a fetish for it now. Women are programmable fuck holes, most men are just too dumb to understand how to work them.

Examples?

The holy grail for me is to get mine to fuck others. She has resisted that for years. I have some ways to approxiamte it though lol

You just gotta really focus on her, eat her out, and drift to her ass, Play with it for awhile to warm her up, and super slow, you can't start with a dom power fantasy, you have to activity pay attention to her and encourage her. Also you just need to talk to her that you want to do it. That is a big trust violation.

You don't even have to be good to them, just literally take control and ignore the bs they say. They don't mean it. They're just like a tape playing the "appropriate" response.

Trust me(scratch that, just try it out) no girl or woman likes anything better than being used and completely dominated.

Water based lube dries up easily whilst performing the backdoor boogie. Use oil/silicone based lube. I've ass fucked every girl I've been with and they enjoyed it using the correct lube, they even come back for more usually. It's very enjoyable for them once it's all lubed and loosened up

I do the same thing.

My wife works 3rd shift and sometime when she comes home dead tired I will slide it in her ass. She is completely relaxed and I'll get it lubed up nice with my spit and go reeeeaall slow until my dicks about halfway in her ass. I'll just let it rest in her ass til til I'm shooting loads of jizz in her ass without her having a clue. The feeling of my dick pumping loads in her ass while im completely still is awesome. Last time she knew though but didn't say anything til she woke up later that day.

Faggot cucks detected. You literally don't have to make them feel good at all. They will let u do anything u want if u aren't a pussy. 1% of being an unconfident pussy will immediately be detected by them and u will be denied.

She's not down with fucking other guys for u cause u won't dominate her or the situation. She can fuck as many other dudes as she wants without your input. If u want to be cucked bring a dude to her and tell her he's gonna fuck her. That will actually work faggot.

Most recently I got her to start swallowing, in the past, I've got her to be more vocal during sex, telling me what she likes, she's always been quite anxious during sex, since I took her virginity and she hasn't experienced anything else other than what we've done together. Not a massive fan of poly stuff, again, tried and it ruined a relationship for me because I decided I liked the monogamy of a relationship more.
Other things include deepthroat and taking the chance of fucking without condoms.

Theres fancy anal lube specifically for anal. Also if you can get your hands on poppers thatll significantly relaxe her anus

What did she say user? Something like, have fun last night? Could u tell she was down even though her nature was probably to complain.

Damn man, haven't got mine to swallow yet even though she'll puke and keep going. Granted my jizz is probably gross as hell as I drink a lot and my diet is shit. Not that big of a deal tho, still come in her throat
I mean she acts she doesnt like that either but she still goes down every single time I ask, and I fuck her face harder than i thought I would enjoy. I think they are in denial

OP here, Anal creampies are something else dude, they're real good. I can't wait to put another in my girl.

OP Again, I don't drink much but my diet is literal aids, I keep thinking my cum tastes like shit but she gulps it down like a strawberry milkshake.

I know this is suposed to be fun and memes, but I dunno what kind of girlfriends you guys have. My girlfriend doesn't enjoy swallowing or anal, but she does it because she loves me and knows I like it. I don't particularly enjoy going down on her for 15 minutes but I do it anyway. That's how it's supposed to be, I think.

It's like they like to bitch but a man's dominance and control fulfills them even if it doesn't actually feel good. It's their nature to sub. It's just natural

Sounds like she's just shy, and unsure about you. Stop being a pussy and just do shit

accept the fact you r gay and want to put your cock into an asshole

She's trying to encourage u to man up cause she knows u want to but are being a pussy cause of CNN or some shit

As I said, fun and memes.

But yeah, for those real people outside there, try to find another woman who actually cares about you.

CNN? Do you think I'm some kind of american retard or what?

% of this thread is facts. And u are a manlet

Any woman will "care" about you if u Dom her pansy

Pathetic. Try again.

You have never had sex. At least with a female. Or a human.

Do you repeat this to yourself when you cry alone in your bed?

It's just their nature, and yours, but it's suppressed by our feminist, cuck, men bad, culture. Heads up they like being raped too. That's why they ask for it by being thots. But if ur a fag about it they report u

OP here: I had to do quite a bit of searching but once you have a red-pilled girl you're game, set and match to treat her mouth like a lubed up vacuum cleaner. Mine has quite conservative values though so she's more of a personal thot/slut than one that makes it show outside the house. Best if it's that way if you ask me.

K, just been fucking my bitches for 20 years multiple times a week, when ever I want nutting inside them. Hell u can beat their ass and they want it more. I've thrown a 43 inch TV on a bitch, broke her phone and thrown it in a river, while I make her pay for everything and still fuck her face ass and pussy. I got a medium size dick and gained alot of weight. Fucking get drunk with her money every day and do jack shit except fuck her and make her the occasional cup of coffe so shell wake up to eat my dick. Jesus y'all are retarded.

Look retard, you fucking your ugly sister isn't a sexual experience. Go back to pumping your mongaloid whore. Women are people, if I wanted to fuck your asshole it would take ya more than once to break on my dick.

You're just a straight-up asshole dude, you can still dom a woman and be kind to her, it's retards like you that give guys a bad name.

I think you're the one who needs to modify your expectations. Also, are you a faggot? What kind of straight man wants to shove his dick inside of a shithole when there's a perfectly good pussy instead?

Hey I just got mad. I'm usually kind, she deserved it. She started shit, I finished it, called the cops and made her go stay a few nights at her friends before I told her to come back. Grow some nuts fag

>She deserved it
automatically made yourself worse than we already thought you were.

Y'all see hot ass bitches u could never get doing porn getting beat and spit on, pissed on, fucked in the ass by 13 inch dicks. Yet you get denied sex by ug ass girls who work at Walmart. Man the fuck up. Y'all treat literal garbage hoes like royalty and wonder why she won't suck ur dick. She wants u to Dom her not be a fucking pussy, she has a pussy already

Self defense nigga.

Not that guy but why? People can't deserve an ass whooping if they have a vagina?

fucking 4 years ago my lady and i were wasted and she was jamming one of those vibrating cock rings up my ass haphazardly when it slipped and got stuck. not wanting to go to the ER, and having sever chemically dehanced reasoning, she pulled it out, and it hurt like fuck. my ass has never been the same, and is now off limits. she on the other hand has no issues with anal, but it cant be good for you so we only do it once in a while.

tl:dr maybe you hurt her ass real bad and you should leave it alone.

888 nice trips bro

Thanks didnt even notice. It's never when you are looking for em

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Of course not, I treat both genders equally, however taking things un-necessarily to violence is straight up retarded.

Agreed. You seem fair and level headed have a nice day.

What's some real fun but I mostly decide not to... occasionally I'll take a piss in her shampoo or nut in her face lotion/drinks, spit in her coffee etc. One time her sister came over and I mixed my jizz in their spaghetti and watched them eat it. Ate that shit fast as hell too.

Recipe:
Boil noodles 10 minutes.
Pour jizz on noodles and mix.
Put sauce on top.
Watch ur gf and her sister eat ur jizz with jizz lotion on their faces and pee hair then brush teeth with toothbrush that u scrubbed on ur ass then go to work in shoes u jizzed in.

Pro tip: finger her and wipe her juice on her face. Don't wash up after u fuck her then get a bj

OP here: Isn't this how a normal night goes? What's so special about this?

Sorry just got turned on from the posts

Apology accepted, it happens to the best of us, buddy.

Excellent trips and yes ive done these things to girls. Very fun

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nice tag buddy, I'm here.

Make her a 3 hole woman.

Give her a 4th hole and she'll be yours for eternity

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Give me the pornhub link

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