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I think keeping celebs, IG models and friends separate is best. Just cause you like young IG models doesn't mean you would like to have young friends I think. Would be interesting to see where your friends average age is compared to celebs and IG models.
>starting a thread without Kate
what did he mean by this?
I'll check that but pretty sure it's at 22
Burst
Keep posting like that and I will.
Beat me to it...
anyone into Lindsey?
Did a mistake
Forgot a lot of ig girls when I added them all up
Wew, 16.31 was the average age. Saved
So now the average age is at 19
>Forgot a lot of ig girls
You're better than that!
I jumped over a whole row!
But still divided by the 54 names. So a lower outcome was
I'm not gonna lie, there are under 14 girls on there, but more are 18+ than that
>there are under 14 girls on there
Old enough for piggy back rides and hugs. :3
Yeah that's the only reason
pedo alert
Tho it'd be hard for you cause you smol too. Maybe Meika would give you a ride. :---->
You lucky you get to have QTs taller than you!
DB a midget too? :O
Eyyy!!!!
Rarely
I'm 1.73m
Meika is 1.75m
b-but who took the PICTURE?!
def 7
I can see her butt cheek!
>Rarely
That's probably true. :-/
Been dropping 4s this week
holy shit i had totally forgotten about this motherfucker
I look at her feet
That's good tho. I think
My face all day
You sometimes ever sitting at home, playing vidya and just think to yourself, "I wish a tall Meika was wearing heels and bullying me right now"? Probably a lot! But I can't because I'm way taller than her!
Sad life... :-/
Pretty much.
>I look at her feet
What about her butt though?
Dubs logged, throat clogged.
Oh you
I am thinking way more often:
Why can't my daughter yell "daaaddyyy" across the floor right when I sart playing vidya just to adk for a glass of water while listen to music on her headphones and learning for school laying on her tummy with the face away from the pillows
/oddlyspecific
Hey you!
show us how you suck cock
Sup daddy fufu? Lunch time and it’s warming up for me. I’m not built for heat.
im gonnna cummm
KEK that is oddly specific. But you forgot to mention the part where she'd be barefoot with her feeties in the air like this. :----]
And every once in awhile she'd come into your office where you're doing research and hug you!
n u n Bawww!
>i want you to walk 3 feet in front of me at all times so nobody knows we are together
>...and stop crying
JAYSIS
It's there for getting eaten as foreplay
Oh yeah I believe. We had 32°C tiday but hey, I am in a water cooled building so idc
Sorry about you tho..
I didn't forget. I left it out on purpose!
Or like Stewie: "Dad. Dad. Dad. Dad. Daddy. Daddy. Daddy..."
sucks she had to stand all night because of that dress
pretty good pits, would investigate further
>he doesn't film his own poos with a gopro
very good, I'm going to do some hands on research.
I’m a big grill and I got my fan, so don’t cry for me Argentina. Plus I got paid today so I’m a rich bitch. Should blow it all on coke and whores, but will probably do something stupid like pay bills.
>2019
>not owning a cock cam to film your shits
pathetic
Frying pan face
I don't think she'd need to say "daddy" more than one to get your attention, SHE'D BE THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IN THE WHOLE EARTH AND MARS TO YOU! ฅ(ᐤˊ꒳ฅˋᐤ #)
Come here and say that.
>the cockcam
Hnnnnggh that nose point
Frying pan face
>paying bills
That's boring
I'll have enough money in exactly 12 money to buy me a Tesla
She wouldn't need to say a single word if we are honest here
why i oughta!
>Frying pan face
>120 GB qts
This is getting out of hand
Use to work for them...was shit.
I had enough money to buy a Tesla when I was in 11th grade. get your paper up rookie.
Imagine the smell and texture. :3
>$160
>720p
Bruh...
Classic best dad!
god I wish that were me
yeah I mean that whole thing seems like a flawed idea. I just thought it was funny is all.
No you didn't
Mhm
I hope so
>>$160
p
>Bruh...
Find me a cheaper dick cam
Night vision tho
I want to get bullied by girls and pissed on
:(
Maybe I just don't see a need for strapping a camera around my dick lmao
meika's best asset:
>her unique nose?
>her huge feet?
>her delicately thin but long haired eyebrows?
you may choose only one and dont mention her extremely taut belly, that would be inappropriate
Dadfu bullies me when you all go to sleep.
sometimes I'm wishin that my dicc had gopro
so I could play that shit back in slow mo
I just shot an amateur video I think I should go pro
>Not mentioning her lips.
Get a loaf of this dude.
Meh, you probably deserve it.
did Anastasia (daughter of Nicholas II) survive the assassination by the Bolsheviks in 1918 and make it to the United States?
>send it to your partner across the globe
it's clearly intended for the maxcukt
no BS. ask babyboy if you don't believe me. he seen the fiscal year statements ツ
>Meh, you probably deserve it.
;_______;
What the fuck. This is why people don't report crimes.
All three
Which one of your qts has the biggest feet?
>get a loaf
Qts or daughters?
daughters I guess
lmao
Well what were you wearing? >:c
Kek
It's bakery talk, you wouldn't understand it. ツ
well it's *not* her accent
wifey gonna kill me she the female OJ
no
>Well what were you wearing?
sheer black stockings and a pink wig
what makes you so sure?
btw, I posted this pic and at the end of a thread the other day an user said
>Emma wants to be a badass but feminism won't let her.
it took me a while but I got the reference and that shit was funny. just wanted you to know if you're here now.
Asking for it? Pffft, you were BEGGING for it!
If you're talking about what I think you're talking about didn't DNA prove it wasn't her?
Lilly with size 10
rich nigga still eatin catfish
size of them fuckers
damn, that's big!
:D
DELET
You're right ;___;
Would you let your daughter go out wearing that shirt?
They are feet, not fuckers
That's what she said...
I think she'd whip in a mean free kick with those big bois anony
i'll have you know i graduated first in my class at the celebread school for the yeast gifted
I wouldn't mind touching them
*throws takeout catfish plate at the wall*
not sure hersh mah boi, that's why I asked. I just randomly remembered reading about that awhile ago and I wondered about it
>This will never be you taking the pics.
d:<
; ___ ;
OVER 300 CONFIRMED WEDDING CAKES
NO
Fuck you
Lmao
Well they are pretty soft
If not just a wierd dress bump, lilifriend will need a support system
Fuck YOU
NO!!
YOU
>Well they are pretty soft
Why are they so soft ... ?
Stop hurting my feelings
She's obviously preggers.
I'm really sorry, I was just joking. It was all bants. Lets be friends, please, I'm sorry.
Because of lotion..
Ok then, friend :)
Dududu...
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Oh ... okay ...
>when u realise that OJ smashed Kris Jenner and there is a high chance he could be Khloe's daddy
B A R S
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You mean cum
yeh there were a bunch of people claiming to be her over the years
they found her grave a few years back tho which put the whole thing to rest
who this pls?
wtf, i only wear a size 9 in womens shoes and i can fit a 8.5 if they are too cute to pass up
jerking my dick tbh
Ohwell, she can join the Duff THICC mommy club
i love this woman
Nothing special..
No lotion!!
:> Yeh ehs!
>THICC mommy club
I ain't even mad! ¯\_(' v ')_/¯
It's cum ... isn't it ...?
Right, no lotion, cum
Like I said
k I just checked it out, there was no DNA rule out but they did end up finding Anastasia's remains and confirming that neither her or her brother survived. I guess when they originally excavated the czars grave they only found 9 bodies...........yeah haha
yus. interesting as fuck nonetheless. yeah, I guess they had a 22 million dollar fortune that remained unclaimed for awhile, which would have been roughly 3.1 billion in 91 when they confirmed that she was actually dead. what's really trippy though is that even the Bolshevik records indicate that Anastasia survived like 4 gun shots cuz she had on this gown that was draped in diamonds and rubies and shit and it was acting like body armor lmao. only added to the mystery. that crazy bitch who said she was her *did* look like her, *did* have the exact same scarring patterns and did have handwriting samples that were verified by multiple experts worldwide. so weird how shit like that happens.
Laura Sophie
How tiny are you?
I would have to wear a women's 15.5
Damn
I don't think a size 8.5 or 9 makes them necessarily tiny. My gf wears a 9 and she's 5'11
I'm going to cum
five ninelet lel
I have no idea what you talking about but my dick is bigger
Anons!!!
Yeah well a normal size is like 7-8
'normal'
>Anons!!!
just be honest, we need to know.
yeah it was pretty crazy
real life ends up being wilder than anything you could write sometimes
user's cum? Well if you say so
very nice olivia
Wait, do we get to cum on her feet?
You guys know I don't say lewd stuff here!
No that's not what I said...
NOOOOOOOOOOO
beautiful blue eyes
lmao they going in on poor dfu
run while your daughters still have no cum on them
Apparently he wants us to do exactly that
Is 2 cum enough? Or do we need more anons
Alexis and Kimberley comparing dicks when?
Beautiful brown eyes
I'm calling Babs rn to defend us
None anons!
What? wait a minute. this is not right.
blue eyes > brown eyes
What's that building across from her?
It sort of looks like a big US Post Office.
he's def khloes dad. Jason, OJ's son (the one who actually killed Nicole) and Khloe look a lot alike. all the rest of them are short as fuck. like barely 5 foot. even Rob. Khloe is like 5'11". Khloe is also a pretty accomplished amateur criminologist and is pretty obsessed with the darker side of the human pysche. she used to have a radio show where she would discuss alternate theories or even her own theories on unsolved murders, both well known and not and I have to say man, she's really sharp and she takes it very seriously. i think part of why she is so adept at it is she's got that (mostly) recessive sociopathic thing going on, inherited from her daddy. lol.
Whoops. I meant comparing mounds. My bad. ;3
None more? Gotta work up a big one, that's what you want, ok, nice
>celeb thread
>literrally who
Maybe her name's Hera London though.
That's an ass that's been fucked 500 times to Kansas.
I think I like brown eyes more
......
it's always stranger than fiction man. always. breddy cool you interested in stuff like that too. what you studying in uni guy?
>......
Six spurts, it is
make sure she's barefoot, will you
Alexis Ren
>mounds
Mound:
DescriptionA mound is a heaped pile of earth, gravel, sand, rocks, or debris. Most commonly, mounds are earthen formations such as hills and mountains, particularly if they appear artificial.
WHAT?
I prefer blue eyes. I just like the colour and it is more rare.
I've honestly never seen cum. And no I'm not googling it
how?
You two should swap celebs. :3
He likes blue eyes, you like brown eyes...
This is not what I said
But... brown...
Grew up in a very very strict home. Kissing was all. I'm 19 now and in college and very curious on... everything to be honest
imagine what the interior of those pants smell like after she wore them for 4 to 6 hours
HHNNNNG
Thats the sound I make as I cum on her feet six times
Make sure to rub it in, ok
She's very limber
Just jerk off and look at the sweet, sweet cum smh
I don't have any weber.
BLUE!... rare beautiful aryan...
Kira also makes a sexy mermaid
I don't think that will work haha
But I'll try!
>swapping celebs
>swap
I don't exchange my daughter wtf
No user!!
Born in Hong Kong
hot
Why wouldn't it?
You can't just let it dry now, it would get all crusty
RUB IT IN
Because I don't have a penis
Unless I grow one
Know how to grow one lol
Kira Kosarin limber longer
Lilly isn't even with you
There could be also Aryans born in Hong Kong. It also more a me me. She has no blond hair
I still prefer blue eyes
More Kira being Kira
Oh no
What sad birth defect did you have to not have a penis
No she is with you, waiting for you to rub my cum in
Just do it
Look at the size of those balls
I for one am glad hot chicks don't have penis', if they did then we'd all be fags.
don't worry. you'll get fucked in no time
I know
That's your preference then
user you are lying
Name of her?
rhyming gopro with go pro, no talent
JADE WEBER
>doesn't know what a rhyme scheme is
you're less than a nigger
Shes stunning!
...
she's also 14
Damn, she must an old cat lady.
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