Im dying Yea Forums

Im dying Yea Forums.
I cant stand another day without my tongue in her ass.

Give me advice, anything to make this happen.

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do you know her?

Stop posting this every second and she'll let you

Give her money and/or diamonds.
And this.

Nobody fucking cares, faggot. Stop posting this retarded shit and maybe you'll have a chance.

Not irl. Ive hired private detectives to follow her around and learn her daily routines.
I was planning on "bumping" into her and starting a conversation but idk what to say or do from that point on up until my tongue is balls deep in her ass

No but i want to. If i stop, it means I dont want to anymore and nobody will believe me when I say I want to lick her asshole so fucking badly ):

How much do you think is enough?

Depends on the girl.
>Im dying
So give her everything you got.

Is $5000 enough?

Quit being a pussy and ask her out, if she says no, be a man and move on.

Another copypaste thread taking up room

>if she says no, be a man and move on.
But if she says no, then my chances of licking her asshole go to 0%. And I really want to stick my tongue as far up as I can inside her ass ):

>Another copypaste thread taking up room
Another faggot in denial by calling Elles ugly
Another faggot claiming licking girl's (female) asshole is a gay act

Stay in the closet then if its so gay for you

>If i stop, it means I dont want to anymore and nobody will believe me when I say I want to lick her asshole so fucking badly ):
No. We'll believe you do. You can safely stop. As you have been advised many times, but I see you've learned your lesson and don't claim not to have received advice any more.

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>I cant stand another day without my tongue in her ass.

PERFECT!! That ass has seen so many cocks, you're literally gay for even thinking of stick your tongue in that cock-ridden dick-smelling penis-pestered poop-ejector.

Wow that girl is one of my types
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That asshole looks delicious
I’d viciously eat her anus everyday

>hired private detectives

A genuine kek was unironically had.

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Yes. Send it to my paypal and you can have her.

Rape her

Say "yo bitch let me taste your large intestine" itll work trust me

Yep, fucking rape her and please don’t forget to record

Every time I look at Yea Forums this boring ass thread is here. What's the point? She's not very special looking. The text is dull. Just why bother?

pathetic

so damn pathetic

that was really sad to read, i hope you know that

i saw poop

>What's the point? She's not very special looking.
Same reason Andy Sixx got chosen. He's hardly a top-tier musician

Don't be sad. he's making it all up. He posts other, similar threads and I think he's one of the small number of logposters - he's certainly retarded enough