Why do girls on Instagram who fancy themselves models always try to say deep things? Do they realize how shallow and stupid they sound?
Why do girls on Instagram who fancy themselves models always try to say deep things...
Ian Hall
Oliver Stewart
skin cancer/10
Tyler Lewis
shhh. just compliment their wisdom and get your dick wet
Gabriel Edwards
Oliver Brown
Jayden Walker
I would but this is just too much to stumic.
Levi Morales
Isaiah Nelson
40 years old "wants kids someday"
Ryder Powell
Jewish liberal
Jace Martinez
Sounds like she has to drop a few of those requirements. When anybody starts off with their politics I'm outtie
Evan Wright
Misogynist thread. Women hate you so why not hate them in return
Caleb Robinson
I am genuinely curious if this comes from a genuine place or is it just a form of narcissism in thinking they're deep and people want to hear about it.
Jace Nguyen
>what is adoption
Logan Rogers
Trust me she's not talking about adoption. Get on any dating app and filter for late 30s none of those women plan on adopting they're just delusional about fertility. Picture very related.
Landon Taylor
Not a massagist just genuinely curious as to what drives people in our modern times to think what they have to say is so important. Sure you could argue that's nothing new but it seems to be a defining characteristic these days especially among the attractive young women. There's no checks and balances anymore.
Hunter Brown
Yikes
James Reyes
I think he was having a laugh user.
That’s verylikelt going to be her only choice. Do you know anyone who would date that, let along want to have kids with her?
I Mean sure I would face fuck the liberal right out of her while loudly pronouncing that I’m doing it for trump, but I wouldn’t let it go any further than that.
Benjamin Flores
She left it way too late. No career or house will compensate for that. She might conceive with IVF if she is lucky but nature is against her and the baby will have all sorts of issues.
Jeremiah Myers
I do feel bad for them. It is largely not their fault modern feminism has encouraged them to focus on other things and their biological imperative.
Ryan Cox
Yeah I'm sure a lot of guys do pump and dump them. I might be guilty of that myself at times but I always make sure they know where I stand. Which is I'm not going to be their sperm donor not that that is even an issue considering conception is pretty much 50/50 at age 35 if you haven't had your first kid already. And decreases by about 10% each year after 35.
Wyatt Lopez
That's a great question, dude. I don't think I remember anyone I know posting this stupid shit under their pictures. It seems like before uploading she goes to some website to find these. I don't think she really believes that someone on the other side of her screen would smile after reading these, I think she just wants to make the pictures more special and to stand out. Tho the pictures would be better without them.
Robert Green
we get it, you want to fuck this girl but she turned you down (if you made a move at all) kys faggot
Levi Jones
She's no model.
Brody Torres
damn she looks like 52 or something wow
Jordan Ross
that girl is only 29. You're just being weird now.
Austin Wilson
Damn, that's a hard 35. She looks 50. Must have been rode hard and put away wet.
Elijah Thompson
lol and you think on a dating site she's going to find someone to marry her and fuck a baby into her in 2 years? Minus accidents the average courtship takes five years before children.
Brody Edwards
Not that it matters or you'll believe me but I already did. Not sure why you're turning this into some kind of massage anything I asked a question stop revealing that you're likely a female. And an angry one at that.
Jaxon Murphy
I married within 2 years and had a baby within 3.5 years. But I find that it is the exception to the rule. Others can settle down and have a child without marriage- children born out of wedlock are not uncommon in this day and age.
The 29 year old has far better prospects than these 34/35 year old women and could potentially have a child at around 33-35 if she found a guy now. I wouldn't expect any more than 2 children from her though given her age plus white people seem content with only having 2 kids now. Women also think it's ok to leave family/kids until 35 after focusing on their career thanks to feminism and bullshit TV shows- big mistake.
Joshua Ortiz
that's because most relationships that end in children start in college. Older people are generally more mature and know what they are looking for. 2 years is a long relationship. You can basically figure out if someone is a psycho or not within 8 months.
Jeremiah Lopez
mmmmmm
Austin Torres
Were you confident that your partner was stable emotionally? Did you guys meet? Maybe it's just my area but I find that women on dating apps are on there for a reason especially when you get into the 30s. Essentially unless your significant other died or you just got out of a long relationship if you're on a dating app in your late 30s something is wrong.
Camden Perry
these are hilarious. Post moar.
Easton Rivera
Lincoln Mitchell
Aiden Phillips
Ethan Fisher
Nathan Hernandez
Alexander Butler
Juan Sullivan
? black jew
Landon Howard
Nathan Jones
>that thousand yard stare
Hunter Long
Lincoln Davis
Jordan Butler
Kayden Rivera
Jonathan Garcia
This thread is nuts dog. One or two of these are pretty cringe and pretty hopeless, but I think you're shortchanging a lot of these chicks. My mom had me at 37 and I grew up to be taller and stronger than anyone on either side of the family. My folks have been together for 30+ years now as well
Colton Cook
one dude survived being struck by lightning, guess lightning isnt dangerous
Evan Kelly
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Luke Phillips
>You got a loicence for that false equivalence m8
Gabriel Carter
SHE LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A SODA CRACKER AND I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
WHAT A WHITE O
Lincoln Brown
Were you her only child or did she already have children before age 31. Vista tistical rate significantly lessons if you have kids in your twenties and then continue to have them in your thirties. It's not no one's saying you can't have kids at 37 as a woman it's just satistics me irresponsible. But I digress these women have more problems than just there lack of fertility understanding.
Brayden Turner
Her first and only. My folks didn't really want folks when they got together but they eventually changed their mind. I think you're trying pretty hard to turn the click of a button on bumble into a "wamen stoopid", but I don't completely disagree with you.
Luke Foster
*Didn't want kids
Hudson Stewart
Man, these posts reminded me of how boring people are. They always put the exact same shit in their bios. Coffee, dogs, leg day, adventure, dildo practice, politics, etc.
Lucas Martin
I mean I'm glad you turned out normal and when it comes to genetic failure the odds are still in favor of being normal. But when you take into consideration genetic vitality statistics,and vectoring failure, gestational diseases and the success of conception. All of these factors combined really make it a bad idea to wait. Furthermore your parents were probably in the minority for that time. But it's becoming the norm now to have your first kid be on age 35.
Bear in mind I live in the Manhattan area so there tends to be a high concentration of women who fuck their way through their twenties and are now looking to settle down in their late thirties early forties but still want a family. But like I said before these women have more issues than just fertility. If you don't believe me come to New York and date some of them. It's like the island of borderline personality disorder.
Alexander Hill
>Come to New York
No thanks mate I'm not really a city guy
Nolan Rodriguez
Damn, you got more pics of her?
Carter Martin
its not a false equivalency its just calling to the obvious fact that his personal anecdote means absolutely nothing
Hunter Miller
If she's a 'model' I must be SUPERMAN
Jackson Moore
>jewish
Shit nigga thats all you had to say
Ryder Collins
of course, it’s all vapid bullshit. theres no substance to anything she copies+pastes from some quote she read on pinterest.
think of it this way. shes not a bad looking female, not a miss universe by any stretch but she’s attractive looking. now imagine that she probably comes from a background of parents who are well off. what does that mean? she didn’t have to work AS hard to be able to go places/do things that she did. so there’s a lifestyle she is used to, and when it comes time to find a man, she expects the man to provide her with a lifestyle equal to or better than what it is now
anyway back to what i was saying, she’s able to fuck around and post pseudo intellectual quotes on instagram every so often because she’s not out working on anything of importance. if i were running a big company, what makes you think i’d have the time to sift through 100s of duckface pictures and find the best angle before deciding on 1 before posting it?
John Baker
>Comparing the danger of lightning to a woman's childbearing capabilities isn't a false equivalence
Jackson Murphy
Why are you offended by it
Jayden Smith
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it is presumptuous for me to assume the above scenarios, but consider this. the man who works for his dollar generally realizes its worth more than the one who gets it given. if i had to guess, she wants to show herself off (obviously as is the point of the narcissism that comes with selfies) realizing she is a good looking women, but also wants to convey an exception of “i am good looking, and i’m deep”
Xavier Gutierrez
5 Years? The fuck country you from?
Jaxson Morris
How deep can you be in a caption. Why are you turning to if for depth
John Wilson
I kek'd a lil
John Miller
Jezus. My wife is 39 and looks no where near this old. The fuck is going?
Aaron Bennett
how do you mean? what would be the point of captioning commercial proverbs if not for it to convey an image of a deep knowledge and understanding? ( a false one at that)
Lincoln Campbell
Poor bitches. For them things can now go only down. Childless, years spent chasing the paper dragons and pipe dreams, building a "career"... Yet they still blame the "patriarchy", Trump, white men.
Connor Gomez
consider this picture.
what does this quote have to do with the image in the back?
the quote is supposed to convey a sense of strength, overcoming adversity, imposed on a girl facing away from the camera toward the beach on a cloudy day. again, how the fuck does this image exactly help the message it’s trying to convey?
i don’t know. but now imagine the thousands of “instagram models” who take risqué pictures of themselves but caption some quote about being humble or accepting your body for its flaws...
Evan Smith
Who gives a shit? Get over it and find something to care about that actually matters.
Gavin Gutierrez
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Charles Ortiz
Is that where these women are coming from? I'm in SF, and the social environment has totally changed. Conversation is difficult with women around here now... for instance, on a first date, I'm trying to have a flowy conversation with a lady, but all of a sudden she'll change the subject and ask me about my job, my relationship with my family, or other superficial/personal shit. They probably do want a family, but they want it on their own terms, courtesy be damned. It's as if they're incapable of having a normal conversation, and they just want someone to hump a baby into 'em.
Not to jerk myself off too much, but I could go literally ANYWHERE else in the world and hop into something decent. Here? Pffffft. Only problem is I'm stuck here for work for the time being.
Wyatt Walker
They're using a platform that's virtually impossible to be deep on to say some shit they want to say. I'll take that over one of Chris burkhards fucking novellas any day
Jaxson Richardson
Beats being married to some has been construction worker with a beer gut and a leases lifted pavement queen any day. Send them my way, as long as they're not planning on marrying me I'll put a baby in them
Daniel Cook
i don't hate you
Ryder Sanchez
this one seems fine, still not quite too old
35+ is when they get too old and start having autismo babies.
Joseph Wright
At least she's honest so some poor fool doesn't make the mistake of marrying into a life of misery.
Chase Flores
>focusing on the comparison rather than the true meaning behind the statement
Aiden Jenkins
>29
>immediately wants 50% of the US men (mostly white) not to contact her
>is on a shit dating site
>best case gets BF at 33
>some fucking lib cuck
>fucks black men while he films
>still no child by 38
Isaiah Green
Tits or GTFO
Thomas Smith
46 year old smoker who wants to have kids... good luck...
Josiah Allen
You still won't be good enough for them. Unless you're a nigger, then i understand the part about running away after making them preggo