Friends with someone since childhood

Call your dad a faggot back every time he calls you one, eventually he will stop. It is just stonewalling him for being a retard.

But we're not gay though, she identifies as a girl.

Thank you.

You're just jealous.

If I tried that he'd beat me trough a wall, my dad is a retired marine.

By definition you are

Your dad seems like a great guy. It's good that people like him still exist!

Tell your dad sorry for disappointment and bringing shame to the entire family and that the same shit that turned the frogs gay turned you gay too he will understand

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You're gayfag

But I'm not gay though, since my girlfriend identifies as a girl.

He is pretty great, but I don't appreciate him calling me a fag.

I am not gay though, your argument is invalid.

Am not.

YOU'RE the homo.

I'll allow you the no homo provided you can tell me you've actually fucked a real god's honest vagina beforehand. If not, you definitely gay.

I haven't, but I'm definitely not gay that much should be clear to you.

How did yall get together?

When she was still a he we grew up together, i met her in kindergarten and we were best friends, and now this summer since she became a she we also became lovers.

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What was it like to have that come up? How did you respond originally? Was there adjusting needed for this for the friendship?

I hate to be the one to tell you this because I believe in true love OP but memes aside people who transition from one gender to another don't always make it, they regret their choice months or years in and can't live knowing they won't make it back

I think you're confused. It identifies as female, he never said it was trans. It can change its mind anytime.

If your sausage goes into another dudes cornhole, its gay, and therefore by proxy, you are the ghey.

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Who did you kill?

Tell your dad about how feminine his penis is that will surely change his mind

Stop being a faggot

>its a man who says is a girl, but can say is a man anytime he wants.
Bloody hell, you are such a faggot in denial

Ok here's a test. Do you find it attractive?

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Fuck em. They're assholes. Sorry you have to deal with it

No it actually just sorta happened, it was special. we were watching a movie one night and ended up making out and it was hot.

there is no denial ,she identifies as a woman so neither one of us are gay

yes very

>7

thank you, i did call my dad a nigger earlier

did you suck her dick?

A solid 4/10 at best tbh

yes, many times now more times than i can count, its wonderful

Whether or not this relationship qualifies as hetero isn’t important anyway. You have every right to associate with whoever you want. Tell your dad to go fuck himself if he can’t deal. Live your life. You’re going to dead someday. Now is all you have.

Fuck off with this pasta

If it has a dick its a guy

Honestly, you're going to get these shit reactions in real life. You're going to have to be prepared to take it and just do your thing. Family is probably going to be more brutal, but it's going to be worth it. I wish you love and happiness, OP. I hope to see random posts from you on how everything is going!

He has a dick ffs

Well you proven yourself gay. The picture is from a guy who thinks he is a woman because of a mentall illness he has. He also prefer to be called "diverse" which is not rally a sex.

So you should try to visit a doctor and let him check your hormone and pheromone level as it could be that you have the same type off illness that your boyfriend and the lady in the picture is suffering.

Normal people call that illness: fag, gay, homosexualitie

just because she has a penis doesn't mean she isn't a girl, its a girls penis.

they're being ableist shitlords

Report also to a doctor

Has a dick. You have a dick. Gay.

Even if he identifies as girl u still fucked someone with a Y chromosone

if she identifies as a girl she's also a girl. boy are you dumb.

Xy chromosomes. Penis. Its a guy.

fuck you

doesnt matter

no + ur wrong

Have you tried not being a fag?

Well regardless of whether they identify as a girl or not is irrelevant, theyre still male. They have a penis. Youre male, you have a penis. Guess what that means? Youre either bisexual or homosexual. Theres nothing wrong with that, only lying to yourself is.

He will always be a he because God wants it that way

>She identifies as a girl.
That just means that HE is mentally ill.

im not gay though, she idetifies as a girl

>2

nope. you're still wrong

So you arent gay because the DUDE you are fucking thinks that HE is a girl? Fag

>2

you seriously bringing religion in to this?>2
eat a dick
eat shit

Let's unpack this:
- Does he have a dick?
- Do you touch his dick?
- Do you suck his dick?
- Do you take his dick up your ass?

Go fellate a shotgun, faggot.

Dick+Dick= gay

Science

all of these, shes a girl so no im not a homo and go suck a million dicks and take a 1000 in your ass

go suck on your dads balls you assclown

ur a nigger

I'm not blind, I have sight, but I can only see black

You have a mental condition, also ur gay

Holy shit you're an idiot.

You're angry because someone tells you who you really are.

If you're making out with a dude, you're gay, homo, fag.

If you meet a dog on a street, you're gonna say "stone" or "dog".

You're a faggot, your dad is right.

Now go kill yourself.

Do tell how I'm wrong.

Gender is not the same as Sex, literally everyone except backwards conservatives know that

>she

Does it have a vagina or two x chromosomes?

Then its male and a guy

Kill yourself. She still has a penis. Has manly hands huge hands most likely

Penis is the same as vagina sure.

I was going to tell you not to worry about what your dad says, but since you can't even admit to sucking dick without throwing a goddamn tantrum you've just proven he's right and you are a fag.

At this point, it doesn't even matter if you did or did not suck your friends' dick. You could have fucked a thousand pussies and never even seen a dick - including your own - and the tantrum you're throwing would *still* qualify you as a massive faggot.

I feel sorry for you, but I feel more sorry for your feminized friend for having his dick sucked by someone like you.

Dude even if it IS a girl in its mind it still has the body of a male. There's just no way around it

>Gr8 b8, m8
If not b8 then literally kill yourself

Gay

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yeah but you aren't homogenderal, you're homosexual

If you identify shit as icecream, does it suddenly taste nice?

xx=female xy=male

Dumbass.

No Im saying Guy != male and Girl != female

Not OP dude. That's a lot of implying I dont find that shit fucking hilarious.

Exactly. Its a dude.

Comprehension...

Save us the trouble save your dad the trouble save your man the trouble and just kill yourself. World would be better off without faggots like you

So much this. I tried to be sincere and nice with you OP but you seem too deluded to even see it with your backtracking

This is a real woman

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Are you the moron who also posts about tonguing Elles' asshole? Because you keep posting this shit, just like he does him and the similarities are striking.

Always crying about wanting to fuck a robot

with real photoshopped-on tits, a real feminine penis and real herpes!

Sad thing is OP will probably not read it, and if he does he'll think it's an attempt at trolling. He's probably so far gone he won't even realize I'm being goddamn serious.

What your girlfriend looks like to the rest of us

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>2

with a very fake photoshop set of tits on it

you're just fucking jealous

you're all jealous

you wish you had a hot gf like me you bunch of queermo's

This is OP

youtube.com/watch?v=GgPJSBd18MU

Pic related my gf

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Any 2 random anons in this thread could pair up, slap on a wig, and suck some dick, and it would be hotter than your trannyboy fagmess manfriend

cool story, bro

enjoy your jpg

Pasta is stale

>OP fucks sexually male person therefore is minimum bisexual
>Does hardcore mental gymnastics to try to believe otherwise
>Dad calls him a fag
>he knows he is despite toxic "gender" culture
>We know he knows he's gay because he's posting about it on a Peruvian ice dancing forum instead of staying in his political echo chamber

How your gf will be after I find her

Pic related

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Men can't be women faggot, regardless of whatever stupid shit they identify as. Your boyfriend has a penis, that makes you a faggot.

If your 'girl friend' had or has a penis then IT'S not a girl :) So you are gay and that's ok if it works for you bro but don't expect others to go along with it.

Keep fucking her, make her feel like she was born a woman, and be happy together

Lol that's fucking gay

OP do yourseld a MASSIVE favor: break up with your boyfriend in a wig, at least say you need a break for a month at least. Quit watching All porn, especially particularly degenerate porn. Then close to the 30 day mark, start using Tinder, Bumble, OkCupid, etc and go to bars. Find yourself a real woman and see how it compares. Your dad is trying to help you. You'll never give him grandchildren and the family name dies with you if you do this. Adoption isn't the same.

This is all assuming this isn't a copypasta troll.

ITG

I know right? What a fucking homo

>the family name dies with you
Literally WHO cares. You're nothing compared to universe. Not even a grain of sand. Your existance and your """""family""""" means NOTHING.

You have to be 18 to post here and if you're still in your pathetically simple nihilism stage you're a child.

fuck you im not gay

Your the worst type of people. So blind you cant accept yourself and so blind you cant listen to what we are saying. Take a hard look in the mirror.

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Fucking gaaaayyy

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My advice, stop being a fag. Your old man is right

Gay gay fucking gaaaayyy

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Well to his credit he might be in that second stage nihilism that sneaks up on you in your 30s, that shits a killer

Is that what you tell yourself while he fucks your mouth?

Just hit that myself recently. Shits grim.

Well you might think it's a girl, but it's a guy. You are fucking a dude. So you are gay. Still,just move out if you're not well with your family.

Don't be a fag. Problem solved.

So you suck its dick sometimes? Or get fucked by it?

dude if she identifies as a girl youre not a fag and your father just has an old way of thinking. if he doesn't like it he isn't gonna accept it and the sad truth is you're just gonna have to deal with that. it sucks and I'm sorry but that's how dad's are. I hope you figure something out soon, good luck

Sure go on waste your life trying to raise a kid or 2 or even 10. And I mean it. WASTE IT. Because you're wasting 20 years of your life where you could travel around the world, bang every chick in existance and buy anything you want. You'll die soon thinking "my life was good, I have loving family and future is secured" and next generation will become faggots and there's nothing you can do.

But who am I kidding. You're too dumb to undestand this. Go fuck your wife and kiss your daughter for goodnight. Whatever makes you sleep well at night.

But know this. You're really funny.

i suck her girlpenis all the time, jealous?

Got another faggot

>So much this.
plebbit

you're an idiot. if its got a dick and you've got a dick and you're fucking it you're gay. Nothing wrong with being gay or anything, but it *is* gay.

You suck a guys cock

What's this, you weren't in 3rd class or whenever this was teached at school?

Fuck no, I'm not gay. We had this discussion a few weeks ago, don't know if you're just trolling, cause it sounds like. Girls have no penis

oo I'm on Yea Forums so I gotta be edgy and say nigger and faggot. shut the fuck up you're all retarded 14 yr olds

yeah? well my girlfriend does, so you can go fuck a mountain for all i care.

What a mad nigger faggot

If its got a penis its your boyfriend

>I don't know what to do Yea Forums, please give me some advice!!

Stop being a fag, perhaps?

fake and gay bait copypasta

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uhh im baiting no one she is a girl we go to the same school were not gay i remember this thread

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you seriously need to learn up on your tumbler studies you triple negro

Nah I identify as knowing better than tumblr. So Its gay.

faggot

no you fucking don't, you should suck both our cocks

i'm not gay though, i have a girlfriend who identifies as a girl.

hence, not gay.

I identify as knowing better. Thus its a guy. My logic is infallible. Enjoy being a faggot.

no you don't you're just a faggot, you should go fuck a dude

You can't tell me my identity is wrong. Thus its a guy and you are both faggots.

He should fuck a dude like you do?

bitch please, as if anyone would ever google YOUR cock

ew no i dont fuck dudes, i have a girlfriend who identifies as a girl

So it is a guy.

And I identify as knowing better. So its a guy.

no, how many more times do i need to tell you this you industrial cock inhaler

yeah well i identify as your cock and i'm telling you to stfu

See, by me knowing better I have proved its a guy and you are intact a faggot.

no man you lose, because of facts and such

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Would have sucked my best friends dick at any point, he has a 7.5 thick cock, would have loved for him to bone me, never mentioned it or even hinted at it, get some op, fuck who you want, suck some dick and ball, live your life, tell your dad to fuck off

Nah, But I know better. I identify as knowing best. And my knowing best rules it as a guy.

maybe your cock needs some sort of teleportation device and then it can fuck

you can built one out of glue

yeah well maybe your momma shoulda barbecued you and sold them titty milk, buckaroo banzai

Maybe she should have.

But faggots are still faggots.

yeah see, if your father woulda shot his load in a gay man's ass we wouldn't have this problem now wouldn't we, you purple dick balloon eater

You have a boyfriend who want to be identified as a girl. I want to be a millionaire, still I'm not.

OH no, if you are his cock this man is in danger to get sucked off by a man in girl's clothing.

yeah well maybe you should put your cock on top of the white house and then sell tiny tomatoes to a gay mans house

I mean the problem of OP dating a guy would still be present.

good for him he'll finally be getting some

This bullshit thread again. Stop taking the bait from this faggot. It's the same shit every time.

see now we're getting somewhere you raunchy cock antenna

so is your mothers moldy diarrhea but you don't hear me complaining you dirty a-hole

I don't know many gays, but if I had your address I would have one more to sell my tomatoes. Oh and of your boyfriend, two more, good for me.

>insisting that make believe labels like gay and straight are based on medical scientific facts rather than just being social constructs that can mean whatever a large group of people decides it means

tiny tomatoes, bout the size of nipples, you can barely see them with the naked eye you'd need a penis pump to see the damn things

Care to show your PHD? No? Then I will believe multiple doctors and scientists . Thank you. Faggot.

It's okay for me,what do I care how big the tomatoes are. But why should I use a pump on tomatoes? Important are the gays buying them. Like you op. You're a very important first customer on the gay market which I will deliver to.

The universal law of OP is a fag applies.

You're gay dude get over it.. even if you don't think you're gay you're still gonna have to get used to being called a fag by people that correctly thing you fucking a dude is gay. This bullshit people spout off where "it's not gay if they identify as a girl" is the worst form of denial you can engage in.

Stay closeted though, no one actually wants to know about your fucked up urges anyway.

about the size of nipples these tomatoes are.

im not gay though, since i have a girlfriend that identifies as being a girl. hence, i am straight.

>multiple doctors and scientists have said that liking traps is gay
Yeah sure buddy I'm sure the medical community has weighed in countless times on your little virgin debates

I'm telling you that's incorrect, you are not straight or it never would have occurred to you to fuck your dude friend. Lots of gay guys "have girlfriends" ..shit, lots of gay guys have families before they come out of the closet being gay doesn't mean you can't ever have a girlfriend or kids. You fucked a dude, so if you also have a girlfriend and enjoy fucking her then you are bisexual at the very least. What you are doing is a form of denial. I'm not saying that just to piss you off, it's a common thing gay people do, especially people that find out they are gay after going through their lives doing normal shit like having a family.

I guess let me put it to you this way... you will never ever be happy denying it unless you keep it a secret. You will NEVER have the support of the majority of society on your claim that you are straight. Getting over the stigma and admitting the truth to yourself at least gives you the advantage of not being too disappointed with yourself.

They have. They particularly emphasised the importance of my virginity in the subject matter.

But didn't that user identify as knowing better and then say it was a guy? You have to respect that anons identity you fucking faggot

For being a retard?! Are you fucking serious?

This faggot is fucking his mentally challenged boyfriend and his dad is retarded for calling him a fag?!

Clown
Fucking
World

im not gay though, look at blaire white's boyfriend joey, would you call him gay? its the same thing, blaire identifies as a girl hence joey is not gay.

its not rocket science dumdum

i didnt call my dad a fag since he's a former marine and freakishly strong, i did call him a nigger earlier though.

He's not wrong you know

But OP is a fag is law. So you are a fag.

Gender isnt a social construct so you cant fall in love with someone because they identify as something if you are physically attracted to a man then ur gay. Dont understand at all how someone saying theyre something makes it less gay.

No problem with gay love but stop being in denial faggot.

TL;DR op is a faggot

joe?

well in that case i am the first STRAIGHT OP, so thats kinda monumental,dont you think?

how do you know my name?

yeah well tumpler science proves you wrong

Move out and you can be a fag all you want.
You have no right to demand your parents to be cool with your degeneracy.

WTF are you talking about you fucking faggot? Your dad is 100% right.

You can't change your sex. The best you can do is mutilate your body.

If your faggot boyfriend wants to act like a girl that's fine. He can dress up and clean the kitchen, but he will never ever have a vagina, a uterus, real tits, and the ability to produce children.

Everyone stupid enough to believe this world destroying Jew propaganda should be exterminated asap.

If you fuck a tranny you aren't straight.
Straight men are attracted to biologically born women ONLY, otherwise they are by definition bi or gay.

Old meme

>kill dad
>sharpie in pooper
>then kill yourself

You are a faggot. OP is a fag is infallible .

No I don't but if I did I would only be gay if I still felt attracted even though I knew it was a man

you're a fag, kys

On average, the typical homosexual has a life expectancy of a little less than two thirds that of the average healthy, normal heterosexual person. You can expect to die prematurely of AIDS or some other horrifying disease providing you're not murdered first.

bait

except in my case, i will go down as the only non homosexual operator.

A non troll has entered the chat.

This entire thread is just here to push the retarded gender fluid shit as if it is normal.

I have never met anyone IRL stupid enough to think that shit makes any sense. I only ever hear about it on TV and the Internets. Both are just propaganda machines.

Impossible. Its infallible. Thus faggot.

Dude, your a fag. If it identifies as a chick but has a cock then its a dude and therefore fucking gay. Hang yourself faggot

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what good would that do me? i'm happy the way things are, i just need my dad to stop calling me and my girlfriend a faggot

yeah except in my case though since i'm special like that

Infallible. Faggot.

Fuck off, someone posted this a couple weeks ago

"she" is a boy and your father is right.
you're a fag.

i know this is true because i identify as an all knowing being and if you disagree you're a bigot. ironic how that works isn't it

spoken like a true fruit in faggot denial.

sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken

gay

you are gay

you mean before he decided dressing up like a bitch makes him a she and you enabled his delusions because of your homo lust...

Move out with her and don't deal with your dad, faggot

im not gay though since my girlfriend identifies as a girl, im not a bigot and i'm not in denial. you can't change FACTS.

>ignores actual advice, focuses on being called a faggot
Obvious bait

Naruto run out of the house on dab on the haters (parents)

I identify as you being wrong.

Facts.

identify as anything you want, you can't change facts.

Don't worry about it. Be thankful it's come out, you don't have to live a double life, you didn't have to make the decision to make it public it was out of your control. Enjoy it now.

Nice copy pasta op. Bait all this newfags

discord
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IDK bro, seems like ur friend is a Jew approaching its final form

/dX32gqn

>give me advice

for starters, stop posting this pasta every day. if true, suicide. its the only way

I identify as having just changed facts.

Check mate.

only delusional liberals think stuffing feathers up your butt makes you a chicken.

gender is a construct. sex is biology. a man wanting to dress up like a woman is a cross dressing man. not a woman.

> does he have a womb?
>does he have ovaries?
>can he get pregnant?
then he must be a biological male.

me wearing a rubber horse mask when i fuck doesn't mean I'm a god damn centaur. it's not going to grant me the right to shit in the street during parades because of my delusional self identity.
sorry officer but there are no laws against horses driving under the influence.
sorry irs but horses don't have to pay income tax.

centaur rights or you're a transphobe/"literally a nazi".

either way. op is a faggot. which is fine. have fun butt fucking your buddy but you're delusional and you're father is correct. you're fucking a dude dude and that's as gay as gay gets.

make sure you put him on birth control, wear condoms because you wouldn't want to get him pretend pregnant.

>retired marine
Emphasis on retired.

Start taking Brazilian Ju Jitsu classes. After a couple of years you can submit your dad. Make him suck your dick. He will never call you faggot again.

Tell your dad it’s 2019

penis and penis. gay.

This is bait. He's just an asshole who wants attention.

i know all this lgbtqx+÷1 shit can get confusing kid, just remember.

there is no such thing as a chick with a dick, only dudes with tits.

your dads right, you're either a fag or just so desperate for tits you're willing to whore yourself out.

if my kid was like. hey dad. i fuck dudes like a gay boy & he's a cross dresser.
I'd be like. ok. good for you.

if my kid said some nonsense about him being a her then i would disown them for being a delusional faggot.

nothing against transexuals or gay people. just own it. be proud of what you are and stop trying to force the rest of the world into participating in your mental illness under the guise of political correctness.

I'm not transphobic. best blowjob I've ever had was from a transexual. that dude was a cock sucking champ in a dress and they milked my cock all night multiple times. nothing straight about it.

get over your self loathing faggot denial and enjoy the fact you have someone like HIM to share yourself with.

hell, I'd hit it while my wife (actual female) watches

Faggotry everywhere. Fucking epidemic.

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Maybe respect your parents house and be a fag somewhere else, yall could of easily fucked outside at a park , if you have a car in there. I'll ask you this do u fuck at there house, if no it's because they wouldn't risk it for you because they are smart. If yes then y'all should of done it there. You fucked up not your dad. You

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if it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, it's a fucking duck

faggot

So you're saying biology means nothing? If someone would crawl in dirt and does some oink, is it a pig?

no i'm saying that op and his boyfriend are faggots

if a human is crawling and dirt and oinking then they're a retard

>does some oink

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You could, idk, stop being a faggot

>girls penis
KEK. Yeah we really need to round up faggots like you and burn them.

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You are dating a man.
You are a faggot.
This is not an anime, you can NOT change gender, you can only superficially make yourself look more like one.

Remember that guys that tattooed his entire body to look like a cat?
Yeah, guess what, he is NOT a cat, despite what his mentally ill mind tells him, and neither is your gay buddy a woman.

Nigga yall do you and fuck what your parents, incels on Yea Forums, and anyone else thinks. Live your life. Do what makes you happy. And dont have any regrets

>2019

>encouraging degeneracy on underwater basket weaving forum

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again?

Stop being a fag.

A man of culture, I see

If your going to suck a dick at least be a man about it. Fag boy

Advice?

I'd say buy a new cam, this one looks like it's from 2003.

Hey... Psssst! Listen closely, user...

Girls don't have peepees; they have VAJ EYE NRRS.

Finding the 'person' in that picture attractive doesn't mean you gay! I find her attractive. She looks like a girl. Why would I think anything other than- it's a picture of a girl??

That's an epic gamer move

Fucking faggot! Go suck that feminine penis!

A) He is not a girl. It is gay. You are gay.
B) The naruto head ban is retarded.
C) Your dad is right.
D) just fuck your girl(boy)friend. Who the fuck cares what niggas think.
C) post his bussy

Stop posting this shitty thread every day.

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