ITT The first time you saw a pussy irl

It was always dark , 16/17/21 year old at age 16. I mean I saw porn msgs but it wasn't till later that year I caught a girl in the daylight

Pre school
Me and some black girl were in a play or something so we were changing into our costumes
She came out of the stall bottomless with her bee suit on and I had the impression that girls just had an ass crack that came went across from their back all the way to the front till I watched some porn in 4th-5th grade

>I had the impression that girls just had an ass crack that came went across from their back

Th- they don't? That's called a "cloaca". It's where they go to the bathroom from, both kinds, and also where they lay eggs from.

...mostly?

Well, plenty of times in changing rooms during High School.

If you're referring to intimacy, I was 22 and had just had my first amateur modeling gig (startup company with less than 500k in assets.)

I liked the attention and care I received from photographers and the director (female) as it made me feel sexy.

Upon the completion of the shooting, her and I met that she told me that I was beautiful and could be moderately successful with the right drive and connections. One thing led to another and I joined the casting couch.

I got like 3-4 gigs after that. Women were definitely not for me.

>be 6 years old
>at school
>messing around with friends
>one of them is a tard girl that played with us on occasion
>one of the girls dares her to pull down pants and panties
>tard shows us her pussy
>find the sight of her pussy to be weirder than the fact she instantly complied without refusing
>teachers find out and punish everyone
>no recess for a week

whats a pussy

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Almost all of these posts are quite plausible. Show me one that isn't.

Apparently there are a couple of pictures of it of the internet. Not sure where to find them, though.

first time for me was at a high school party. one of the sluttiest girls in school was there and was compleyely wasted. i heard her ask the kid whose parents owned the house if she could crash there. he said sure. i was friends with him so it was already implied that i would.
i decided to stay close to her all night just in case she passes out im there to "take care of her". giggidy. night goes on and eventually party winds down and the girl decided to go to bed. she sleeps in one of the back rooms so i go back and lay with her. she passes out, and her body is free reign for me. i strip her naked and just play with everything, tits, pussy, asshole, mouth. at some point she becomes lucid and tells me to finger her, so i do. when she came she let out these little whimpers that were so hot. i ask to fuck her anf she says fine just dont be to loud or cum inside. when i came i shot the biggest load all over the wall and carpet.
pic related

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>fucks 3 girls but doesn’t see a pussy
I have some bad news for you, user

Finger banged my friends gf in backseat of a car after my friend got kicked out for acting like a jack ass. Shit was cash.

Refer to

nobody wants to hear your wank fantasy over a girl that you had a crush on in highschool user

probably the worst looking model of the year for ftv but ok keep doin you user

rob was probably fucking her on the side. i also agree shes not the best looking

Saw some girls skinny dipping. About half of them shaved or trimmed the hair down there so a lot was visible

whatever you say friendo. btw didnt even have a real crush on her. i was always super idealistic and was completely turned off from the idea to having sex with a slut. but in the moment she was all i wanted.

>plausible
This is also plausible.

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Saw some porn at 12
FELT one at 14
Fully saw one around the age of 15

Ate my girlfriend out right before moving away and starting long distance

What... what news?

Does it still count if I've seen my mom's pussy?

>literally rape

Actual lips, not just frontal bush?

how ? she gave consent

>me and my friend at 13 hanging with a girl our age
>in the forest convince her to drop her panties and trousers
> she then spreads and we can see
> we all go home and I spend all week worrying that she will tell on us

Virgin boi

I was very late..I was 26 and thought...hmm is that all it is? then i stuck my dick in and I've been making bad choices since

When I was 8 we lived in an apartment complex and my neighbor was crushing on me. One day during dinner someone's knocking at the door. My cousin opens it, says its for me. I see the neighbor chick standing there, crazy excited. She quickly flashes her vag by pulling her pants down, and then runs away. I stood there in shock for at least 5 minutes. Can hear my mom asking who it was, but I'm just standing there holding the door. Before that I was pretty sure a vag was a perfectly round hole.

Needless to say I started fucking everything I could at a very young age. Never had friends for very long because I would always hook up with the girls they liked

Sounds like you made some before that if you were 26 before getting laid.

>16 year old stoner
>hanging with friends
>bro runs out to 7/11, leaving me with the two girls in my group
>they start talking about how dicks are weird outta nowhere
>they start dropping "facts" about uncut dicks out of their ass
>say I'm uncut
>they are all like "NO WAAAAY! LET US SEE IT!"
>they say they'll let me see their pussies
>I say let me see first
>fat stoner girl takes her pants off, slides her panties down, and flings her panties across the room with her feet like a slingshot
>first ever pussy, shaved, chubby lips, she spreads it open while me and the other girl watch her
>second girl says she's jealous cause chubby girl has small labia
>chubby girl says show us yours
>2nd girl is chubby but not fat, purple hair with nose ring
>she just pulls her pants to her knees while standing and pulls her panties to the side
>dark bush with some pink lips poking out
>didn't get best look, but she pulls her pants up and says I need to show my dick
>end up giving a show and tell how my dick works, pull the skin down, etc.
>fat girl is bottomless whole time
>say they can touch it if they want
>they just laugh it off and say we should get dressed before our friend got back
>masturbate to a fantasy of this going further to this day

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Seen my mom's when i was 4-5, by accident. When i was 6, 7, 8 would notice on a beach girls my age, but wasn't interested that much. Also at that age from the porn magazines. My first real one, i got to stick dick into was when i was 15. Also i have a hair fetish from all those experiences back then.

It was my moms pussy when I was 14

I'm sure I saw my mum's or sister's at a young age. Or even vague memories of sluts in high school flashing at parties etc. Who the fuck remembers those
First actual fuck was when I was 19

Do people actually read these posts?

Yes with my cock in My hand.

Shared a room with my sister when we were kids. Used to have a weird thing about smelling eachother's privates, so I saw it a fairly decent amount

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till what age did you sniff each other?

probably did it off and on till we were 10/11? It wasn't even sexual, we just would egg eachother on cause we thought it was funny cause they smell weird

Gay

Does it smell like a mature one at all?

playing guitar, and porn can get you to 26 with no pussy....funny I stopped playing at 27...hmm

I looked down between my legs

Yeah totally
Love those wet holes
I have been in so many its crazy.
First time was when I was like 14 and it was with this 26 y/o model.
She let me put my whole hand hard penis in her it was insane

Yeah but what about before? Thats one huge gamble to strip and play with a girl like that. What if she had woken up and freaked out at you? I'm sure you'd be in some legal trouble and ousted as a social pariah.

Playing guitar gets no pussy

ROFL. Mybe ur a pussy

Look I know it's an exaggeration that playing guitar will get you laid because for most guys that isn't enough. But there is no way playing music should PREVENT you from getting laid.

saw my mom bending over in a towel. after that i would follow her around any time she was in a towel after a shower, just hoping she would bend over for something so i could get a peek at her hairy snatch

weird but kinda hot

lol nice

NO ANY PROBLEM WITH THAT BITCH

>what does a cunny smell like? Just joking haha
found the pedo

NO NEED TO YELL

OH SHIT, CHEK'M!

>Just joking haha

Who's joking?

Middle school, 8th grade
I just transferred schools mid year and met at mex girl in art class
She shows me around and we end up on hill behind school, grabs me and we start making out
First kiss, first time fingering pussy, first fuck all during lunch break

no, what does it say?

Time to show us user! I bet there's some neckbeards here waiting for the first pussy from someone they can at least type 'hello' to.

When I was like 5 there was a girl in the sandpit and we were playing there. She didn't have panties on and showed it to me proudly.
Later on when I started school she turned out to be my classmate. I don't know if she knows

How should I know?

Found my 10 year old cousin and her friend looking at eachothers pussies in a closet during a family party. It's an awkward memory.

Guitars are fucking pussy magnets... gotta be a troll right? or some lame larp?

and? what did it look like?

yet she never did, because she knew what you were doing, but being your mom she couldn't tell you how repulsive you were so she just ignored you and hoped it'd go away.

checked

Please tell me a story

>16 year old stoner
>hanging with friends
>bro runs out to 7/11, leaving me with the two girls in my group
>they start talking about how dicks are weird outta nowhere
>they start dropping "facts" about uncut dicks out of their ass
>say I'm uncut
>they are all like "NO WAAAAY! LET US SEE IT!"
>they say they'll let me see their pussies
>I say let me see first
>fat stoner girl takes her pants off, slides her panties down, and flings her panties across the room with her feet like a slingshot
>first ever pussy, shaved, chubby lips, she spreads it open while me and the other girl watch her
>second girl says she's jealous cause chubby girl has small labia
>chubby girl says show us yours
>2nd girl is chubby but not fat, purple hair with nose ring
>she just pulls her pants to her knees while standing and pulls her panties to the side
>dark bush with some pink lips poking out
>didn't get best look, but she pulls her pants up and says I need to show my dick
>end up giving a show and tell how my dick works, pull the skin down, etc.
>fat girl is bottomless whole time
>say they can touch it if they want
>they just laugh it off and say we should get dressed before our friend got back
>masturbate to a fantasy of this going further to this day

1983
15 years old
On vacation in Greece with my family.
Sitting on a bench by the beach reading a comic
Local girl around 18- 19 sits next to me and we start chatting
We end up in the woods behind the beach.
Got my dick sucked and i fingered her.
She wouldn't let me fuck her,not that i would have known how back then...

>16 year old stoner
>hanging with friends
>bro runs out to 7/11, leaving me with the two girls in my group
>they start talking about how dicks are weird outta nowhere
>they start dropping "facts" about uncut dicks out of their ass
>say I'm uncut
>they are all like "NO WAAAAY! LET US SEE IT!"
>they say they'll let me see their pussies
>I say let me see first
>fat stoner girl takes her pants off, slides her panties down, and flings her panties across the room with her feet like a slingshot
>first ever pussy, shaved, chubby lips, she spreads it open while me and the other girl watch her
>second girl says she's jealous cause chubby girl has small labia
>chubby girl says show us yours
>2nd girl is chubby but not fat, purple hair with nose ring
>she just pulls her pants to her knees while standing and pulls her panties to the side
>dark bush with some pink lips poking out
>didn't get best look, but she pulls her pants up and says I need to show my dick
>end up giving a show and tell how my dick works, pull the skin down, etc.
>fat girl is bottomless whole time
>say they can touch it if they want
>they just laugh it off and say we should get dressed before our friend got back
>masturbate to a fantasy of this going further to this day

>16 year old stoner
>hanging with friends
>bro runs out to 7/11, leaving me with the two girls in my group
>they start talking about how dicks are weird outta nowhere
>they start dropping "facts" about uncut dicks out of their ass
>say I'm uncut
>they are all like "NO WAAAAY! LET US SEE IT!"
>they say they'll let me see their pussies
>I say let me see first
>fat stoner girl takes her pants off, slides her panties down, and flings her panties across the room with her feet like a slingshot
>first ever pussy, shaved, chubby lips, she spreads it open while me and the other girl watch her
>second girl says she's jealous cause chubby girl has small labia
>chubby girl says show us yours
>2nd girl is chubby but not fat, purple hair with nose ring
>she just pulls her pants to her knees while standing and pulls her panties to the side
>dark bush with some pink lips poking out
>didn't get best look, but she pulls her pants up and says I need to show my dick
>end up giving a show and tell how my dick works, pull the skin down, etc.
>fat girl is bottomless whole time
>say they can touch it if they want
>they just laugh it off and say we should get dressed before our friend got back
>masturbate to a fantasy of this going further to this day

I don’t remember the first time I saw one but I remember the first time i had sex and I stuck my hand down her pants and I was like damn how far do I have to reach. I guess I have t-Rex arms

moar?

That was pretty believable, shit like that happened to me too.

My mom naked in the bathtub.
Probably 10 years old.
The next time was 16 when feeling up my girlfriend in my bedroom. Parents were out on a date night.

Who said anything about it being believable or not? No fucking way I'm wasting my time reading it. Is writing full sentences in conversational English hard or something?

oh thanks bro, now I can read it

I came in this pussy so hard

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>11 year old user
>sleepover at cousins
>girl cousin fell asleep wearing just a tank top and panties
>pull panties to the side and enjoy the view of my first pussy in the glow of cartoon network late night cartoons
feels good man

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Does a picture count

Not if you either suck or are practising Dream Theater covers in your room all day.

>me, 9
>babysat by female friend's parents.
>friend also 9
>we go into the barn
>she teaches me everything.
>sucks my dick, teaches me how to finger her, and we do something that resembles sex
>this went on for months
>eventually there was a guy there
>thank god memory is hazy
>called open to testify about it when i was 14
>didnt have to testify in court, but did submit a written affidavit
>guy was molesting her all along and was hiding in the background every time we did anything.
>i dont remember him doing anything to me, but i do hate faggots, have sex addiction and depression to this day, so prob.
TL;dr had sex at 9, got molested, not worth it.

When I was 13, the neighbor girl showed me and "played doctor." Later I learned her dad liked to touch her and he went to prison when he got caught fucking her.

This fat black chick raped me while i was drunk at a party. thats how I lost my virginity. smh

You liked it.

First time when I was around 4-5 years old I was best friends with my neighbors and we did everything together so we also took a bath together

Dub trips never lies

Didn't even notice. I've already had quints and sexts, nothing seems satisfying now.

>me, 14
>at friends house
>his drunk mom was rip roaring drunk at 11 am
>she comes stumbling out of the bathroom with her pants around her ankles
>friend is like MOM!
>i snap a mental image and still fap to it

>17
>go to party at friend's shed that he converted to a chill out pad
>go upstairs
>random girl is bare ass naked on the couch going to town on herself with a bullet vibe
>4 guys playing halo
>other girl sitting in a chair bored
>my other friend just sitting on his computer reading every penny arcade comic aloud and laughing
>girl jilling off waves hello at me while she does her thing
>"ha-hi, I'm Gabby! Mmm"
>nobody else acknowledges the naked girl masturbating in the middle of the room
>wtf?
The rest of the night was more of the same. After she got off she just smoked pot naked, and got dressed when it was time to leave. Never saw her again after that.

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I'm not even Gay, but these Rancid snatches are the reason I don't even care about getting a gf. You're playing Russian Roulette but with roast beef instead of .44 rounds.

Anyone who tries to defend rancid snatches are just insecure because they found out they rolled into one 3 months into the relationship. Have fun being locked in with your nasty yeast ridden cootch that will be draining your money supply for the rest of your life.

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Its greentext.....

My first time was with my sister. She let me lay between her legs and play with it. I remember spreading her pussy lips and seeing how creamy her pussy was.

Your point? Greentext used to be for quotes, not for retarded amateur erotic fiction.

>creamy

There's a cure for most of those infections.

why are you here?

I didn't read your shitty creative writing project, so I should leave? You were an only child weren't you?

>Guitars are fucking pussy magnets
only if you exclusively play covers of popular songs or play music that sounds exactly like the aforementioned. I'm an attractive dude who's played music my whole life and not a single women has given a shit about my music.

Redneck spotted!

I didn't ask you to leave, I asked why you came

Because your mom spread her legs for me.

Dunno, I've been posting here on and off for about 13 years and still don't know "why".

Mum always walked around the house naked and wouldnt let use lock the bathroom either, if we did or got embarassed coming in and out of shower whilst she was in the bathroom doing whatever it was shed say stuff like
"you came out of me and I used to wipe your ass for years, im not looking, just get on with it"

And my mums friend got changed whilst I was in the livingroom on the house PC (back when you only had 1 pc per home) and saw her pussy through her loose panties when she moved about, instant boner

When i was 26 but was coked up, he was and drunk and had coke dick so still virgin

Welcome new friend

Not he i was drunk and coke dick payed the hooker just so suck her vag

I'm the one talking about the way this place used to be. Let me guess... you've been here a whole two years now? Three?

Cause you know how by instinct you just check out a girl without any back thoughts, it's happened with many family members

>21
>College
>Had been a bit of a loner in HS, college was a little better
>Junior year, finally found a friend group, started drinking. Thursday was party day
>Play drinking game, get to make "rules"
>Girls end up topless, start making out with each other
>I was a junior, been to a few parties, I had thought this kind of activity was a myth.
>Have more then a few fun nights, some more epic then others
>One night girls are painting each other
>Girls get fully naked
>Some shaved, some trimmed, all young college pussy
>Lost my virginity to one girl, slippery and fun one night stand

Things never quite reached the same heights my senior year, but I met my wife.

This 2009-2010

based halo players

Bit of a late bloomer here.

>21, virgin
>in college
>hot girl from class is throwing a party
>insists that I attend
>I’m shy, but whatever, I’ll go
>blatantly hits on me the whole party
>party winds down, it’s just me and her and one other dude
>he leaves
>the second the door shuts she grabs my shirt with both hands and starts furiously making out with me
>holyshititsfinallyhappening.jpg
>a few mins later we were naked
>perfect pussy
>I go down on her like a man who’s found water in the desert
>she cums
>I get my first bj
>she tries to have sex but I turn her down because I’m nervous lol
>she mistakes this as a power move and follows me around like a puppy for the rest of the semester
>we bang several times over the course of the next few weeks
>she drops out due to personal issues and I never see her again

Oh, and she had a boyfriend the whole time.

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Anymore pics of these two together?

Did you enjoy eating pussy?