Beta DYEL here, how do I become a man?

Beta DYEL here, how do I become a man?

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That's a girl bruh

>Get slim
>shave better
>steal your little sister clothes
>do cams
>big money
Fag

I've been doing squats, cardio, and curls trying to slim down and then I want to get buff, so I can find a cute girlfriend

>how do I become a man?

Shaves and/ or waxes chest. Smh

cut down sugar to 0, you have insuline resistance. It will fix most of your problems.

I don't have chest hair

This is not the way to get neither slim neither buff. What's the most important is what you eat, sleep schedule and do body weight exercises. Get Charles Bronson book, you'll unerstand. (Also, you don't need to look good to find a girlfriend fag)

That's weird. Well at least you have a head start on becoming a passable trap.

I'm already doing IF + Keto

I don't want to be a woman

get your hormon levels checked...

Step 1: Quit taking your mother's birth control pills. It's making you soft and your whore mother will probably get knocked up with another fuck up.

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>No chest hair
>Developing boobs
>Short

Too late

Top advice for what can be put in a single post.

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I'm 5'8, I'm not that short

I'm a boy though

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That's a good start. I use IF all the time now and it keeps my weight in check.

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quit being a boy and start being a man.

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That's what I am literally asking in this thread

Bro seriously if that's you. You gotta change up your diet and really hit the gym

Omletts and oj in the morning
Chicken and veg for lunch AND dinner
Gym 5 days a week with a protien shake afterward
No beer, only fluids you drink from now on are water (lots of it) oj and protein shake.

That's what I've done and I swear it has helped me.

Will I stop get mistaken for a girl?

Reverse image search this on google for kek..

Looks like that ship has sailed op. Better work on your cock-sucking skills.

I'm not a faggot

Get a fucking real hair cut and one can only hope. But these things couldnt hurt, right?

And loose the hipster glasses for some contacts or adult man glasses. Harry Potter wannabe motherfucker.

How can you not be when you know you look like a girl?

Suck my dick retard

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that's barely a dick faggot

Go fuck yourself, I'll cum in your mouth

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Feminine penis

Can you even cum? Serious question. Also, lmfao get that worm TF outta here. Stop taking estrogen bitch tits

Op is trying to play us and is obviously a trap..

I pop a fat load on your chin if that's what you're worried about faggot

Kiss my ass, retard

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I'm very many, I doubt you could "make" me do anything. At best you would be lucky if I mistook you for a girl and plowed you..

I would let you ride me hard and raw while I suck the milk out of your pretty hormone tits

>posts multiple dic pix online for MEN to see
>Suck my dick retard
>I'll cum in your mouth
Yep, totally not gay in the slightest

Stomp a tranny to death

kek
You’re a sissy whore and you like it. Next.

>Charles Bronson book
is that legit?

i'm 30 years old, never been that fit or muscular, but put on 40lbs after breaking my hand and not being able to work for 4 months

was thinking of cycling most days

such a cute girly cock
would suck and fuck for the lifetime

Yeah, he made a couple of books, but i was talking about Solitary Fitness. The man really understand how the adult male body works and teaches you the best of it. But if only train the explosive strenght, you'll just keep gaining weight, even tho it's muscles it won't help you lose anything. Cycling, if done correctly is really efficient, especially at the beginning, causes less trauma than when an overweight person runs. If you do it correctly, regularly and pair it with body weight exercises, a good sleep schedule and eat/drink good product, you'll be as fit as an Alpha Caveman in a year.