Am I attractive? Never even had my dick sucked :/

Smile with your teeth a little more dude. Don’t force it, but it looks as if you’re deliberately covering your teeth/keeping your mouth shut.

shave your scruff or grow it out more. it looks like shit.

you look depressed dude. even when you're smiling. this sounds retarded but sometimes you have to fake being happy till you are actually happy.

no one wants to hang around with a mope which becomes the self fulfilling prophecy of eternal depression.

so baby face. go get you some milf pussy on a weekday at a quiet dive bar. some cougar is bound to gobble your load in the parking lot if you're the quiet shy type.

Bryan how long have we been through this you look fine bro

Based, don't smile. I remember you from puahate,looks like its womb to tomb for us bro.

I'm surprised you still care, I took the black pill years ago

Lmao OP I was joking. Your smile looks a bit fake, try to show your teeth a bit more? also get a proper haircut. Your hair is the worst thing going for your face. You're not ugly, your hair is

Dude I seriously never thought I was ugly. I still can’t even comprehend it. Even on puahate I thought it was just a bunch of loser trolls. I actually was in email contact with the owner of the site before it was taken down and even he said I’m a pretty good looking guy and people didn’t know what they were talking about. Nothing makes sense but I refuse to give up. What’s particularly ugly about the smile?

maybe you should stop sucking em and you would have your dick slurped

I see. I always liked my hair. I know it’s messy in that pic but it’s from the wind. I go to a good barber but
I have so many cowlicks that I have to keep it at a pretty long length on the top... I can’t do a fuckboy haircut like people have becuase my hair will look fucking weird and stick up strangely.

How is this pic? What would you recommend I do with my hair?

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you look like you have a sprinkle of down syndrome OP

other than that ur good

You like an abomination between a shark and MrBeast

I wouldn't call you ugly, but you look like an Autist and I'm getting Elliot Rodger vibes, what race are you, u look half asian

Your smile is bad tho, your teeth don't show enough because of your palate, makes you look downy

All in all you are not ugly, I wouldn't call myself ugly too but I'm a 28 year old incel aspie.

Average looks plus aspie aloofness is death

I’m suffering dude. Comments like these really freak me out. I don’t fucking have Down’s syndrome. I’m definitely mentally ill because I obsess over all these horrible opinions and can’t accept myself. I just want to feel like a normal guy..

It's okay baby, mommy's here.
Mommy is gonna make her big boy feel sooo special.
You don't need no dumb little bimbo to suck your dick.
Mommy is gonna show you how a real woman takes care of her man.

What do you say baby? You ready for momma to turn you into a man?
If you're a good boy I'll let you fill me up over and over until you make sure there's a baby in me.

The hair and the eyes are the only 2 problems really. The second picture is a lot worse but I'm assuming from how your life is that that's not a natural smile.
Your hair is easily workable, just try and maintain the kind of way it looked in the first pic, but idk about your eyes. They aren't ugly by any means, it just doesn't go with the rest of you, if that makes sense.

Should I kill Myself? I just can’t live like this. I’ve been patient. 27 years and nobody ever liked me.... I’m a total normal guy other than the crippling anxiety and insecurity. I JUST WANT PEOPLE TO THINK I LOOK NORMAL..... I used to think I looked good and was happy with myself. My life is an actual fucking nightmare and I really want to end my life if it’s not humanly possible to attract anyone in my life here.

You again?

Jfc dude

OMFG Brandon why dont you just kill yourself at this point. It’s been years of this fucking shit just make it stop.

Being ugly/pretty is entirely on the eye of whoever decides. Some people will think you are pretty but most people will think you are disgusting looking but TRUST ME, it has nothing to do with your ‘down syndrome’ eyes, your ‘white trash school shooter’ haircut or your ‘lack of soul’ smile.

The ONLY reason why people look at you and think “ugh” is because of your attitude. Your vibe.

You reek of desperation and virginity. Women detest that. Except the fat ones. All the other ones hate it and that is why no attractive woman will EVER suck your dick.

You have a decision to make:
a) let a hamplanet whale of a woman suck you virgin dick
b) let a male faggot do it

Thats it. Choose or kill yourself but FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP POSTING YOU FUCKING AUTIST.

Perhaps if you sucked their dick first, they would reciprocate

NOBODY EVER DECIDED I WAS ATTRACTIVE!!!

IT SEEMS IMPOSSIBLE FOR NOBODY TO FUCKING THINK I LOOK NORMAL BUT ALL THE NEGATIVE COMMENTS HAVE MADE ME CRAZY

FOR YEARS!

I try and get help. Get on drugs. Try not caring. NOTHING helps me:..:

People don’t even fucking think I look my own goddamn race.... of course I’m totally obsessed

There's plenty of faggots on grindr that will suck you off, you look like a faggot so why not?

IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT PEOPLE THINK YOU FUCKING IDIOT DID YOU NOT READ WHAT I WROTE???

ITS NOT YOUR LOOKS ITS YOUR ATTITUDE

YOUR VIRGIN OBSESSION THE FACT THAT YOU CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT AND MAKING THREADS I CANT EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND HOW CRINGY YOU ARE IN REAL LIFE IF THIS IS HOW YOU ARE ONLINE

Looks fucking matter. especially to women. I’ve seen countless evidence of that

I'd need a video of your personality, if you act normal then people just think you are ugly then. If you act aspie on said video then there's not much you can do about that either.

As someone with over 2000 posts on lookism and puahate, I can say that the lot of you are insecure babies with autistic feminine minds.
People don't like your aloofness. That combined with downy eyes and we'll, you start to understand what's going on....when you are older you will look like a paedophile I feel. People just don't like certain people, usually for a few reasons, but sometimes people just give you a creep vibe. You aren't even ugly really. Just become a gaming/anime nerd...it's more comfy then trying to turn yourself into Chad.

You look like a not good looking Keanu Reeves. You aren't even white, this is another problem

Because I’m not one

Instead of taking suicidal selfies try hitting on the dikes in the background.

and I’ve seen countless times it didnt bc the guy was funny or charming or had fucking money

with Brandon, its about the attitude the desperation. Women can tell when a guy is like that and it turns them off, its an evolutionary thing, why feel attraction towards the male that cant defend you or make your life a success?

Brandon is a loser beta, no one follows what he says, he probably has no actual friends that like him, his parents are probably sick of his constant autistic whining... etc

I am fucking white.... and I’m mostly German with a bit of Italian. NO ASIANS IN ANY PART OF MY ANCESTRY
PEOPLE WANT SOMBODY WHO LOOKS GOOD

WHAT FUCKING PLASTIC SURGERY WOULD MAKE ME LOOK GOOD?

Jesus tucking Christ. I’m completely normal acting I just fucking HATE how nobody thinks I look normal...

do you have any Downs syndrome at all?
You look a little retarded. That may be what the girls are picking up on.
Women are hard-wired to not want retarded babies, so they are frightened to death of being raped by retards.

no

hair is good.
the scruff face hair though. grow it out a little longer, not much longer. keep that shaggy look going. it'll look cute with your hair style or just clean shave the face and become cougar bait.

dead serious op. cheer up ok.

Yeah, but your sister is retarded as fuck.
She fucking eats crayons dude.
She should have been suffocated at birth.

He has a fucking drink in his hand. He's allowed to look silly

Your smile looks downey.

Everyone is saying I’m unattractive and I’m currently in suicidal mental state. This isn’t fine. Several people have called me Down’s syndrome. I AM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT ALL I WANTED WAS PEIOLE TO SAY I LOOK NORMAL

its okay OP. retards get pussy all the time. don't they have down syndrome conventions like they do for midgets? you'll be the gigachad there.

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THEN WHY WOULD YOU COME HERE YOU MAGNIFICENT AUTIST

True, but looks matter more. People just don't find his skinny low trust face acctractive. That with a dry aloofness and we'll, you get an incel.

At least if he acted neurotypical he would have a chance, I don't care what he says, he definitely acts weird irl

Yeah, but it was by a 90-year-old Muslim man with AIDS!

Holy shit, a Brandon thread

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There's nothing wrong with you dude, you're an aspie clearly, to date women you'll need to be exposed to them. Go get a job, lower your standards and get to know the women around you, they will date you.

As people have said, women are fucking shallow emotionless whores. They're very shallow, much more so than guys, initially but if you get to know them they will date you even if you're not the most attractive guy out there, as long as you're nice.

Women think they care but they actually do not and cannot, they're not wired that way. They're nothing but whores.

Also even if you're an aspie you should still do weights, you look like a fag as I said initially, go build some god damn muscle.

I fucking hate black people. Why don’t you just go back to Africa you fucking NIGGER

Then why is it only black fags hit on me?

BECAUSE I JUST WANTED TO SEE IR LITERALLY ANY ONE PERSON THOUGHT I LOOKED NORNAL FFS

You look asian to me, or mixed

Idk

I am not an aspie. I have ocd and manic depression. I’ve been to many doctors.

ON Yea Forums?????

YOU FUCKING IDIOT
YOU STUPID RETARDED AUTIST
YOU INCREDIBLY DUMB FAGGOT

You look like you have Downs OP, I'm thinking people were right when they said you don't look normal

I’m not mixed. Or Asian. Is that nobody on this planet finds me attractive? Am I too uncanny valley?

I see guys being complimented fucking every day on this site

specialbridge.com

make an account on here and go shred some retard pussy

>I’ve been to many doctors.

We know, you've being doing this for almost a decade now. user let me tell you, I am sick of seeing your goon like face, sick to fucking death. It wouldn't be so bad if you just fucking smiled.

Also did you photoshop that background?

You look somewhat mongoloid happy. And on first glance you look normal, but who knows maybe women are better at analysing faces for genetic fitness, maybe you have a gene for downs syndrome but it barely shows up on your face so you look relatively normal but at the same time something looks off. Now if women see this too but probably magnified 10 times better than what is men are seeing. We probably don't see it as well as them because we are not wired to consider your genetic fitness in the first place

i think you look normal dude

not hot but def not ugly just a normal looking guy? how tall are you maybe that why

girls dont like manlets

OP like others said, you look retarded, kill yourself

i think you look hot

I'd fuck you. In the ass.

You posted your picture on Yea Forums and somehow thought it wouldn't incite people to try and score a anhero on you.
Wake up!

nope... U R gay goback to FB

If you're looking for positive attention then why the fuck would you come here? Go back to Red.dit faggot

Why don't you use /soc/ for this camwhoring instead?

yes and those guys havent been posting and acting autistic for YEARS asking the SAME FUCKING SHIT

stop acting like u just need a person to be nice to you Brandon. We’ve all seen it happen, people will tell you you look fine and IT DOESNT FUCKING MATTER DOES IT, AUTISM?

BECAUSE YOU KEEP FUCKING POSTING LIKE A LITTLE INSECURE BITCH

I am a manlet so my face matters. Why not hot? My irl friends are considered hot. All I want is ONE person to be able to find me attractive. I’m willing to get surgery and can afford lots of it. Just tell me what holds me back please.. hot literally just means attractive

Your eyes are a bit boring
Chicks love eyes
I have nice green eyes
Girls will literally come up and tell me
I often lock eyes with a girl and the look on their face is awe

Dont go for shallow/manipulating women they give those trates away in the 1st few mins after speaking.

You dont need to be a Chad to get women. You do need to change your train of thought tho. Try changing your goals from having sex to hanging out for a month then after a month ask to officially be bf/gf.

Make short goals. Also try working a social job.

Sunset

fishing for compliments on b is rather self destructive dude. calm tf down.
quit looking for external validation because it'll never fill the void in your self-esteem.

alright dude. you're fine. now compose yourself and be glad you don't have scars from burns all over your face and a missing eye like i do. on Halloween people are like. what a cool costume. no bitch, I'm not a pirate.

So am I just supposed to kill Myself? My friends with brown eyes get pretty girls
I fucking posted a natural
Smile in this damn thread and everyone said it looks even WORSE

Based user

Take things slow

If I look fine then why are so many people saying horribly hurtful opinions?

Try some BBC

it’s awesome

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Is this some copypasta le meme shit or is it actually you? I can't even remember how many threads I've seen of this guy

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>aspie

aka

Ignore the best advice you're going to get then with some faggy excuses

It’s because you’re a nigger dude. Game over. You’re basically just a baboon. Go eat your chickin an watamelonzzzz and drank ya kool AIDS nigga ooga booga.

>Smile in this damn thread and everyone said it looks even WORSE

I normally don't open your threads up because it's the same drama it always has being so I skipped the smile and my god, you've come along way. You actually have a really nice smile and after almost 10 years of being a twat to you I never thought I'd say it. I'd like to do something other than punch you in the face, you look like an alright guy.

Puahate guy here, I looked at that pic of you looking front on that some guy just posted.

Your proportions are very bad. Eyes way too far apart. That's why you sort of look downs.

And you have a huge potato nose. .

Nosejobs are easy and work well, but can't do anything about the eye distance.

You don't look white because of black hair, black eyes, wide negroid or mongoloid nose, and wide eyes which are another mongoloid trait

>hurtful opinions
>Yea Forums

OP is genuinely a downy

THAT WAS BAIT YOU IDIOT ITS THE SAME GUY TELLING YOU TO KILL YOURSELF

you made my point, it doesnt matter if you look “normal” you wanna look hot, you want people to tel you you look like fucking brad pitt or smth when YOU DONT

what plastic surgery? TRANSITIONING INTO A WOMAN

Why? Because the only way anyone is ever gonna fuck something they dont respect is if its a woman.

NOBODY RESPECTS YOU so no one will fuck you. Be a woman and get fucked.

Your genetic flaws. You can't fix it, you have 3 options:

Anhero
Wizard
Twink

Choose wisely.

You look like an alien retard from Uranus.

Your asking Yea Forums what they think. Half the people in here have waifu pillows the other half masturbate onto anime figurines.

Start surfing around the internets for your answers. Try YouTube

>So am I just supposed to kill Myself? My friends with brown eyes get pretty girls
No. I haven't read the rest of the thread but your hair looks shit too. I mean the style. Get a fade or something that makes you look like an arsehole
Also don't listen to the faggots who said to smile more. Bitches are more attracted to the ominous vibe

Become a nigger wizard OP

Falling for a brandon thread

Yea Forums literally has hit rock bottom

Dude people on here are just fucking with you

nah man i just like telling him to kill himself everytime i see him posting

i even invented the original copypasta response to this AUTISM SPEAKS motherfucker years ago but he just keeps coming back so I do my best to make him feel unwanted

Kill yourself OP, I can see the pain and suffering you attempt to hide behind that smile

>I’m willing to get surgery and can afford lots of it.
If you're so rich why don't you just flash your money around?
But you're such a loser you'll just get robbed.
Never mind.

O so he's basically trolling us, and you troll him back

Don’t let the comments get to you. You’re perfectly fine, user. Remember not everything is about looks. Love and appreciate yourself more. I know you’re anxious and that makes it harder, but it’s okay, you’ll get there. Try to think of the good things you have, and not on your so called “flaws”. There’s so much more to a person than their body. The day will come for someone to see all the wonderful things in you, both physically and mentally. Be patient and stay positive. Best wishes, user.

i wish he was trolling us tbh

at this point its hard to believe its anything other than MENTAL RETARDATION what makes him come to b

Dude, you're normal looking, even kind of good looking.
People are criticising your smile because they're dudes, you have a very childlike smile which I personally love, it's inviting, 8/10 would marry.
If you really have problems with self esteem you should meet with a specialist, not make a thread in this internet sphincter.

this was me 9 years ago when I saw a Brandon thread

now this is me

you look too autistic for sex

Ok last post for OP

Stop taking anti-depressants if you're on them and exercise.

Literally exercise. You need to lift weights, it will help left your mood and stabilise you mentally, as you lift, go on a keto diet. That means no sugars, no carbs, just fat and protein.

Thank me in 6 months.

Who is this Brandon retard?

>I’m willing to get surgery and can afford lots of it.
If you're so rich why don't you just flash your money around?
But you're such a loser you'll just get robbed.
Never mind.

Good advice except for Atkins. That diet is fucking stupid

But I don't have any "good things".
I really am a worthless retard.

You're average, definitely not ugly. Tons of guys uglier than you get decently attractive girlfriends and wives. You're giving off some major classic incel mindset vibes, which is likely to be your problem rather than your physical appearance. The sad thing is, someone in your shoes will absolutely refuse to listen to advice outside of what you want to hear, and you will continue to think it has to do with your appearance or that it's hopeless even though you could easily change this within a week if you'd take outsider opinions. I won't even try unless you display a very genuine desire to listen.

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Btw, this guy has a mental illness. Years ago he posted a gif of himself cuming on a looks website

Lol

BTW, OP, I'm totally gay and I'd love to meet you. I'm a very convincing trap, so you don't need to worry about being seen in public with me.
I can give the wildest BJ you've had in your entire life. I have lots of girlfriends I'll introduce you to too if you like.
(the only thing is I'm really into scat.)
Write me at [email protected]!

I said keto, not atkins you faggot. If you haven't been on keto then shut the fuck up.

Keto changed my life, although I'm currently not in ketosis I can categorically state it is diet that nature intended for humans.

You look like a faggot, OP. Try growing a mustache

>ITT
>Faggot needs validation for a faggot sucking his cock

Go find a faggot, faggot. They suck the best cock, so I hear

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I think he’s above average. His face is definitely pretty good and I’m a cute girl

Tits?

Fuck you you keto sucking faggot.
Go die.

That's not me, but boobage won't be posted.

Its your hair and you look kinda dead

Time stamp, forget the tits

Prove it.
I think you're really a hideous faggot.

Not OP but, I don't think there's hope for me.

That's sad. I'm not attractive and i have. Didn't cum though. She was unattractive.

I dont consider traps a girl. He also called himself gay so he doesn't consider himself a girl ether.

Keto diet is fucking retarded if you dont know what you're doing and OP doesnt know what the fuck is happening around him you idiot

Pic timestamp mabey you and op can start chatting you can give him tips on how to keep a conversation going

Brandon looks Turkic/ khazar Jewish. Like an uglier Ezra Miller. I don't care if you say you are German. Germany actually has quite a mixed gene pool and not all Germans have fully Germanic ancestry.

Take a DNA test, you are probably Ashkenazi Jewish. That is a descendent of the eastern European western Asian khazar Turkic people who converted to Judaism thousands of years ago. I think many Jews are descendants of these Turkic converts to Judaism rather than the supposedly original true Jew of the middle east. That's why some Jews like Ezra Miller look Turkic/asian.

This is just pure speculation but I think Germans have a link to Turkic people. Their languages share many similar words and syllables ECT. Of course not as much as the Hungarians whose language actually stems from asia

Keto and Atkins are basically the same thing. Look how well that worked out for Atkins himself. Even he said don't do the fucking stupid diet for long
Can't wait for the Internet to forget this faggot keto diet meme

Post your cock cutie, I wanna see it owo

Post your home address too, you got nothing to lose

you're actually a retard. Go get an education, if you can.

Now that's better, as the other guy said, try to grow your beard a little longer. How you interact with bitches also plays a big factor to keep them interested. I don't see any reason why you should have difficulty to find a date unless you act autistic or are super short

Who cares about your opinion you anonymous internet Yea Forumstard?

Damn you're fucking stupid.
That's probably why you think you're so smart.

Post pics of you masturbating so we can see if you're any good in bed you sexy incel motherfucker!

Get a haircut.

Just tell me what kind to get. Keep in mind I have so many cowlicks that I can’t go short on the top or the back, and if my sides are too short it looks weird.

Shut up. Get a fade up the sides. Start with 0.5 on the sides, then short on top. Or a bit longer on top can look good too

Come on Brandon, don't be like that, I was nice to you on puahate

Well - I am not attracted to you
( I am a man ) ;
but you look like the sort of man that some women would consider to be attractive (on at least one count);

but you must realise that most women are primarily interested in the size of a man's bank balance and the extent of his pay packet on the day that most closely relates to their maximum fertility during their ovulation cycle.

I showed your picture to my gay friend to have him rate you - he turned straight and started boning my gf. Thanks hideous OP!

Damn. Well assuming you’re into guys, how come you aren’t attracted to me. Seriously women aren’t. I got some money but everyone does where I’m living

bro ur a legend, keep it up

grow out the beard

You look like a younger more serial killery Jaime Lannister

Well my dude you're most certainly not looking excellent, but you are pretty inoffensive. With a little effort you could land a chick that isnt totally heinous. Making some decent money could help you with this. Consider getting a better hairstyle and going either totally clean shave or really growing your beard out. Maybe dress better or different without being cringey. A sense of style can really nail down the babes.

Why don’t I look good? I thought I looked great always? What’s the makings of a good looking man that I lack? The fuck? I see guys who look mediocre af that y’all call handsome... I think my face itself should be seen as quite attractive. Yeah I’m not a model but barely anyone is..

Also your heads kinda big man lift some weights

I think you should kill yourself

I literally would lift it people found my face decently attractive. Jesus

I think you should tell me why I’m unattractive so u can get surgery to fix it

I said grow a beard you autistic meme. If you cant start putting on minoxidil. Your face disgusts me

You just need to be more confident. You look like the type of guy that gets his dick sucked by a different girl every week

I’m a girl and I find his face attractive. Is this some meme? He’s obviously a pretty good looking guy and I think people are way too hard on him
This

I lied about the head 2nd pic looks better all around, just clean your self up, do something with your hair and beard and wear something that's not a goddamn plain gray shirt, I'm no handsome pussymaster honestly people seem to think I'm kinda fem I guess and I'm kinda chubby but I grow my hair and care for it because I love metal and I always shave clean because I can't beard, I wear wild shirts with whatever I think is cool on them and and it starts conversation. If that's not your thing then try dressing up a little but y'all look like you woke up like that. It sounds totally mad but dress like you think you're cool and sometimes people will buy it

This.

You just never asked the right guy

This guy has been coming here for years talking about how he cant get laid, kinda pathetic tbh

Alright, look mate, you are a 7/10. That's perfectly fine, you're slightly above average. Shave clean, or get a fuller beard. Your smile would look fine if you were smiling because you were happy. Honestly, I'd say go for clean shaven.

Fuck off incel. This guy has a good chance of getting laid, don't bring him down with your pathetic attitude

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He is already like 28, lol
Womb to tomb
I know him better than anyone here

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so much summer falling for brandon memes

What's up bro. You're better looking than me and I've fucked almost every girl that I wanted to growing up. I still pull women when I feel like it's worth the trouble and I'm 70 pounds fatter than I was. I will let you in on something really shitty, it's most likely your personality. Luckily for you, this is ten times easier to work on than your looks. If you have female friends talk to them about why you might be having difficulties and ask for brutal honesty. A sister may work if she doesn't take too much pity and go soft on the advice. Get a haircut, something like a 4 on the sides tapered to a 6 on the top. Use some pomade or styling cream, and try to dress a little nicer. Get a man's haircut, and dress like a man. Don't go full sperg and buy a suit, and don't go grab daddy's polo. Do some research. It will help immensely. Too many men still dress and groom themselves like boys in America, you will stick out in a good way if you do this right. Next, reclaim your masculinity. You have a lack of confidence in your eyes, and your smile is forced, exactly like me. Don't do roids, but go to the gym. If you have crippling anxiety do prison workouts at home. Then, you're going to have to learn how to talk to women and it's going to be painful. Make a fake Tinder with a pics of a guy more attractive than you. Don't let it kill you inside when he gets more matches and women are more receptive. This is just practice for when you're ready, nothing more.

Finally, enjoy your new confidence and realize that you did this shift for yourself and not women. Sec is nice, self empowerment is better. Good luck.