Hey Yea Forums
Any tips on where a socially awkward 31 yo woman could meet +30 dude?
I’m not willing to make a
tinder, Facebook, Instagram, snapchat, kik, or any normie related social network profile.
Not looking for sissies or guys into Loli or animal haters.
What are my chances to find a true decent love at my age who haven’t been with a lot o sexual partners?
100%
How the hell should i contact you then
Your standards are too high even for Yea Forums.
Pretty much guaranteed
One thing that could work would be going to the bar during weekdays and not weekends
do literally anything. take a class or something. show interest in a guy and put minimal effort in and treat him like shit like usual and your chances are still 100%.
he'll be lying about not liking lolicon though
Lol you're old
Maybe we could play some wow together? Queues are huge but idk... low pop realm?
Yup. 100%.
Join a club or weekend meetup group for some hobby you're interested in (bouldering, bonsai, baking, book clubs, whatever). Go with mindset to have fun and broaden your circle of friends. You may not meet a special someone there, but you'll meet people who will know other people and might set you up or otherwise intruduce you.
I don’t feel comfortable going to bars alone and idk it sounds weird meeting someone like this.
I just made a throw away email. I'm 30. Idk where you are from, but I'm willing to chat.
like what, the normal way people meet each other?
bars and stuff are just for fucking, if anything. actual relationships happen either meeting through mutual friends, or coworkers/classmates/a irl hobby/etc, situations that put people in a room together. then you can stalk their social media and see how pure they are or whatever the fuck
alternatively you could play world of warcraft for a couple years and marry a guildmate like a normal breeder neet
i think that covers every available option
here.
im a 35 wizard, lol
OP post face and/or body.
need to understand situation
Yeah that’s why I invited the other guy to play some wow classic
Ok I won’t post my face here cause that could be too dangerous. This is me.
lol quit larping, tranny
Not larping... Im not a man. Im exactly what I said. A 31 yo woman. Thats me in the pic. Maybe this thread was a bad idea. Sometimes loneliness makes you do weird stuff.
You deserve a (You) for that alliteration
Ok, not hopeless...
Which country do you live?
BTW you don't have ANY social media profile?
I don't mean that you post shit every day, just a profile with one photo to see someone/friends..
naw it's cool i've thought about doing stuff like this too, right down to meeting on some mmorpg 'n everything. I mean like someone like you doing it, but when faced with the reality of it, all I can assume is tranny tranny tranny l o l
if only you played something cool tho. I can't stand wow since they killed good mmos like asheron's call
(random image to at least give your topic a bump)
It was intentional. Thanks for noticing. Cheers.
Your fucked just like me m8 ended up with a sis girl shes perfect but now have family problems so just go bi dude
Maybe when I feel bit more comfy or not so insecure. Thanks anyways.
The NL.
And I honestly dont have any of those. Not even fake ones.
All I have is steam and bnet. I made a discord to talk to some irl friends I used to play diablo with. But we dont even play anymore.
Yeah I get you... Did you play UO too back then?
Hey OP I'm a 32yo guy into shibari bondage, I'm sure you'll find your "love" somewhere
Typical women, so retarded they dont realize there are more virgin men then there are women.
every thread is a bad idea, but you were just asking for suggestions, right?
you look attractive enough from behind so your chances are just fine, probably
I mean it's not super easy to meet people at this age but you have a huge advantage over any given dude, and lack of social media really isn't much of a problem
basically, if and when you ever do go outside, you'll be fine
personally i think you should spend the rest of the thread posting tits and sharpies until your confidence is boosted. that way we can feel like we've helped
doesnt solve the "socially awkward" part.
i wonder how i meet girls like that and how the fuck we manage to somehow hook up, given we'd both be weird as fuck.
Sounds like you're screwed OP. Grow a pair and meet someone or get offed by someone on Yea Forums. Pretty easy.
Tits and pussy or youre a tranny faggot
hardcore gamer?
I don't know how situation is in NL, but as omeone said
> hobby you're interested in (bouldering, bonsai, baking, book clubs, whatever).
is always true, I suggest some dance school.
BTW I encourage to use meets side media, I get it that 80% use to just get laid, you just have to find a site that is know to not be just one time and give a try, just chat does not hurt you...
What's your psn?
fuck off, she's not screwed
im in a worse situation and i still believe i'll be fine.
What's your discord then?
>doesnt solve the "socially awkward" part.
every single person i've ever met in my entire life is some kind of goofy retard on some level
awkward is inevitable. you just kind of ignore it and give them credit that they'll ignore it when you're a dork
especially when the goal involves rubbing monkey parts together, because something dumb always happens at some point with naked people. you laugh about it and keep going. whatever. personalities are the same. it's an investment of time and effort to spend time with somebody; neither of you are going to be a dick about some minor thing and waste that
Im 35 single and have not had many relationships but i do like animals tho however im in the uk and only interested in asians, so sorry.
>31 year old woman
>on Yea Forums
>doesn't have Facebook
>doesn't have social media at all
>has fucking BNET
>plays WOW
>uses normie unironically
LARP
We need to see a timestamped pic to exclude LARP and/or tranny
>tits or gtfo
on Yea Forums no body follows the rules anymore.
Guess OP was exposed.
Tits of gtfo
Rules are rules
Anyone can say they are a grill, even if they type they are super duper serial
No face just tits with a timestamp
it doesn't matter how good off she is, any socially awkward person is going to wait quite a while to find a partner.
Regels zijn regels
Tieten of opkankeren
Met datum en tijd aub anders ben je een man. Echt waar, wat je ook typt, je blijft een man...
if your weight starts with '2', you're doomed
You patriarchy incel pig!
>patriarchy
kek, here we go.
Haha post wall thot cant find love after being used up kek better start stocking on cat food cuz u heading into crazy cat lady territory
Alrighty then,
I'm also a lonely grill that loves gaming and also not larping senpai :)
Come get me out of my shell and love me forever pwease
Still waiting for proof.
Unironically /soc/ discord threads. Containment board filled with dick pics, but there are plenty of actual decent attractive interesting people if you're picky about who you contact. I met my gf I've been living with for 3 years and several incredible long-time friends there, it's really not bad.
Alternatively what other people have been saying about hobbies, in-person connections are always going to be more telling and immediately meaningful. I think if you stick something online out you can get someone that a lot more closely matches you in personality and interests, though
It happens OP. Im a 28 year old male who is bi but i've only ever been with males myself.
let me teach you how to create a sex life that would be ideal
step 1) make sure you have a job, even minimum wage is ok
step 2) use money from said job to buy a gym membership
step 3) look up diet and nutritional info, find a diet and stick with it, if you have no imagination then I suggest paeleo or ketogenic or some form of low carb diet, what ever it is reduce you sugar intake as close to 0 as you can, reduce trans fats as close to 0 as you can and follow some form of structure and start to journal your food, weigh it, track it, count the calories and macro nutrients and come up with a plan for if you are losing weight, maintaining weight, or gaining weight and stick with it, slow and steady on this one
step 4) consult a personal trainer for 1 week to a month and get advice on how to program a diet and exercise program for yourself that you can do on your own, after about 6 months to a year, check back in and get another consult as a check up to get them to see if they can critique it or point out flaws
make the gym routine, 30-60 minutes of cardio a day 5-6 days a week, and lift 3-5 days a week depending on if you are doing a 3 day full body routine, or a 5 day split (learn what those are if you are unaware)
take the gym and diet more serious then anything else in your life including your relationships
step 5) get a job or pick up a hobby that puts you in the vicinity of men, customer service for example, or cashier etc. etc.
after 1-2 years of working out really hard, you'll be in decent shape if you actually take it seriously, if you are around men and you are fit, you will just naturally have men try to talk to you, if a guy makes an effort to try to talk to you or see you outside work or make a ''friend'' out of you, 90%+ chance he wants something more and he will eventually come out with it and let you know or he's afraid of rejection
don't confuse this with men that have to talk to you due to circumstance
>What are my chances to find a true decent love at my age who haven’t been with a lot o sexual partners?
if you're looking for a 30+ yr old guy who likes anime and hasn't had a lot of sexual partners your chances are great, most of them a permavirgins