Celeb T-Thread f-for unworthy m-manlets, who are u-undeserving of h-having a beautiful woman

Celeb T-Thread f-for unworthy m-manlets, who are u-undeserving of h-having a beautiful woman...

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I kn-kn-know s-s-she c-c-c-c-could f-f-f-f-find a-a-a better m-m-m-man than m-m-m-me...

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l-l-l-l-l don't d-d-d-d-d-d-deserve her...

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Chek'd

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Sad
I guess that's Manu's job

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Kek, exactly, Manu gets you when you're at work we have to wait till later. :]

>Getting sleepy but don't wanna go to sleep.
What do? ʕ•͡ n •͡ʼʼʔ

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What have I raised???

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My g-g-g-g-g-g-g-girl i-i-i-is a beautiful w-woman...

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But I don't mind work teasing...

Sleep

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It's t-t-too bad m-m-m-m-m-most m-m-men can only d-dream of h-having a beauty l-l-l-l-like V-Vics...

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not only lefthanded, but also cant hold a pen properly

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Vesna Vulović (1950–2016) was a Serbian flight attendant who holds the Guinness world record for surviving the highest fall without a parachute: 10,160 metres (33,330 ft). She was the sole survivor after a briefcase bomb tore through the baggage compartment of JAT Flight 367 on 26 January 1972, causing it to crash over Czechoslovakia.

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Queeeen

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>I don't mind work teasing...
What if I want you to cum though? ʕ•͡ n •͡ʼʼʔ

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Johann Sebastian Bach composed the cantata Mit Fried und Freud ich fahr dahin ([mJt ˈfʁiːd ʊnt ˈfRɔʏ̯d Jç ˈfaːʁ daˈhJn]; With peace and joy I depart),[1] BWV 125,[a] for use in a Lutheran service. He composed this chorale cantata in Leipzig in 1725 for the feast for the Purification of Mary which is celebrated on 2 February and is also known as Candlemas. The cantata is based on Martin Luther's 1524 hymn "Mit Fried und Freud ich fahr dahin", and forms part of Bach's chorale cantata cycle, written to provide Sundays and feast days of the liturgical year with cantatas based on a related Lutheran hymn.

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>tfw dirty Dan fucked her and you never even met her
feelsbadman

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Shes hungover. She's better off with gatorade or Pedia lite. I don't want to love or post anyone anymore

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Needs a lot of teasing

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Dua needs cum of all colors

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hnnnng

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I've actually cum on this face irl

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Bullshit.

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Huh?
What's wrong?

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Lucky bastard get away with it and is still fucking Yea Forumswaifus. LEGEND.

jew.

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Not a lot if she got her lips around your tip... sorry I told her your secret. ;}

Poor daddy would be squirming like crazy...

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I'm done, user. Just done.

Good luck with that. I actually fucked Miranda Cosgrove of iCarly fame, but nobody believes me.

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Ok user. Have a nice life

Bullshit.

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medium rare i hope

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Chek'd
Farewell.
Best of luck to you.

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Thank, bro. Maybe too much meth, but not bad life so far.

Oh user. I'd love to kiss you. You're wonderful!

KEK, I've never seen anyone drink pickle juice before. I guess it could be worse, she could be eating mayonnaise.

>My brain right now seeing Lily's face.
Uncles aren't supposed to be having these feelings. o - o

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Wasn't it your birthday yesterday?

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What secret..? That I have a crush on her .?
And why do you tell me that?

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Pickle juice is supposed to replenish salt and help ease hangovers. I think a burger, water, fap, water, sleep, and gatorade would be better

On the bus. With her bare hands

Bd...

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i want her arms and legs tightly wrapped around me as she desperately humps my cock

i don't think you mean that, but i'd let you

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No, I wished that user a belly full of chickens

>fap
Wut?

I want to lick you

dis gg h6XjZf

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Pizza qt's used to be a thing :/

That your tip is so sensitive you try and not touch it too much... ;3

I know, I know. I just keep thinking of her in her school uniform skirt, and her freckles. :-c

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i 'member :|

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Merch!

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What the actual fuck, that's my sister. I posted her here days ago.

I want my warm thick shake to coat her tongue like a hit yellow rain jacket wut

Me?
I don't like getting licked except by a qt or a hottie
I rub through my pants

Smh

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The munchiness of a sexy Barbara 0__o

no one believes you because you only post pics from major sites we have all seen.. take a pic of her sleeping right now if you actually know her

I want to bend over and let you see it, user. My hairy anus

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Eww
I would lick those soles clean

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GAAAAAAAAAAAAH I'm getting so horny I can hardly think properly. I wish I could help you cum without typing or watch Scarlett.

Lilly needs to see me after class...

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you're beautiful, user. no matter what they say

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I wouldn't mind chatting with you if you had posted a pic. Too late now.

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merch, merch!

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I pissed my pants today driving down the road. I was so drunk n lust for JJ. I pissed in the control panel lol

w-what are they saying??? 0__o

if only i was carrying porn library with me to work

Haha, no worries

Bd....
Wew

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Not your only option, but a Corsair K70 should last a while so you don't type like a God damn idiot.

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Lips: ZIPPED

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You have to stop drinking and driving.

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it has an autocorrect?

not going to point any fingers but i've heard people say that you are a dirty, disgusting pig

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a man crawled up to lil Ari and begged to be
her man slacreslave!

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Pants, unzipped

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id pull that skirt down

I'm just assuming their keys are fucked up, because who would purposely type like such faggots?

little Ari explained to the man beneath her
glaze, lil Ari so great and magnificent and so
mighty and high she does not need the slavery
of a mere man!

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Im horrible and want to die most days. Tho, I've very wealthy and like nice restaurants, and flirt with the waitress" :3

I want to make Lilly moan, feel her walls squeezing and releasing me, spread her legs apart... :

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then she curled her lips and said out loud,
double merch balls on him!

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That's my daughter, user

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I want to suck blood clots out of her young cunt

how fucked up would it have to be, that when u hit "W", it signals "w-" in sequence and with a predetermined length? Not to mention how sophisticaed would the autocorrect have to be to correct "w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-omm-m-m-m-m-mm-an" into a "woman"

BEADY!!

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So it wasn't mozzarella fellas birthday yesterday? I'm so confused.

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i wanna plunge my cock in her tight, wet hole and fuc her slowly and deeply, having her womb kiss the tip of my dick, as her lips part and eyes peer into mine, when her eyebrows lift up in pleasure

men are meant to be used! lil Ari thought!
and disposed of when their use is finished!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Nope. It was some random lonely user. He got a lot of bday loves tho

I thought so. I like mozzarella fella, I hope he okay. :

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Nooo, no! Stop!
You too!
No Lilly anymore

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do you tell them that your cum has the colour of Tweety the bird and the stench of goat cheese that's been left on a car's windshield for a week?

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I like you too. I came up with tasty mozzarella fella during the TayTay days :3333

no, its "no, dont stop"

i think it was Alice, not sure though

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I didn't know you really wanted me to stop. Sorry DB. I know she's yours.

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Nope, women are dumb and close their eyes while cum drips into their toilet waters. I punch my nuts everyday to kill all babies for the future.

I know you did, I was there! You gave me my nickname! :3

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Jade and Lilly are taboo for such lewds..

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That butt needs a good muching

I want to share a veggie lovers pizza with you and hold hand while we fap on the floor together

Thank you for reminding me, doh! #SmallBrainProblems (^~^;)ゞ

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for u
shes very open and direct how she wants to worship my hard cock and how she wanna be taken and feel me inside, as i blow my load and fill her up

women are stupid and i don't respect them
that's right, i just have sex with them

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That's the most beautiful and romantic thing anyone's ever said to me!

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I just want to love
And cum hard into Taytay's heavily makeup ed eyes

Dummy...
For everyone

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Sm I supposed to print out this picture and cum all over it for extra credit?

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strange, considering the devotion she milks me with and fascination with her reward

all over her cornea!
adios muchacho, ily

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user, would you pleasure my pisshole od i spread it for you?

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Hi Chicagobro
Euhhh, no

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user, her new tito's need a slimey wake up call

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I just took off my pants for all the wrong reasons

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You gonna be okay if I head to sleep DB?
ฅʕ•͡ u •ʔฅ

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euhhhh yes

How could U do this to me

Sure. Just sleep tight
Noooo!

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Put them back on you pervert, there are children around

Night night mozzarella fella!

I'll do my best! Have a good day at work. Goodnight. n u n

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yes. She loves the taste of cum and having her legs go numb with all the orgasms i give her

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Thank you. Night!
user no. Stop

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Go on pls

i love when she lays next to me, her hed between my legs and her ass near my face, with my arm clasped between her thighs, licking me up and down, her cunny dripping with sweet grool

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But where's ur dick

anyone got the samfromthearea pic?

where human anatomy dictates. Or maybe u want the answer to be "in her mouth"

>where human anatomy dictates

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Another sleepy celeb morning

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I hearken the cries of the damned. They seek redemption.
Let yourselves come unclothed dancing in the streets.
I hearken the chained prisoners whose voices were swallowed by the collarman's vaccuum.
Know that ye shall die and
This blind folley festers as a wound
On man's soul for ages
My lady's cup fills by the rebels
Scorned and battered,
We hide in shadows in worship and study
Be true and love the light
Hail Babalon!

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Stroking for Scarjo

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If Jack is the pumpkin king, then who is the pumpkin queen?

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It's Poppy

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Eeeeep! Pumpkin patch party!

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MDIB waaazzubb?

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that's an exploitable image

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On cloven foot, on leath’ry wing, by moonless dark he will bring
Forth unto the wicked and divine the same
Laughter proudly piercing your shame

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youtu.be/lh37hicmiAY

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she has great talents

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lot of hotties in that movie

yea, talents

I love you and your retarded crusade.

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E

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(Not pictured)

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i liked her in lemony snicket. I wish i had her squat over my cock with her knees wide apart

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perhaps I have the spirit of a fallen crusader and its lost in the modern world where it doesn't fit into anything other than the abstract

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Hmmmm.

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Who is actually in the thread?

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Howdy I am

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I'm here.

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hey, babs?
hey, midget?

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Me

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Not babs

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BoingBoing

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Okay. Put down the gun
hey

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Not midget. Sorry.

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AHHHHHHHH
hey
good for me good for you good for the thread good for africa

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Her prime

Nigger.

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maximum tightness

...

Yes

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Sorry, sorry, got a little feisty

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maybe it is just me but i think her nose is super cute

Wake up tired and waked up pissed... just kidding. Hey frens.

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You’ll be waking up piss very soon

Her... her nose?

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i see big tits every day but a cute nose