ITT story time

ITT story time
>naked in public edition

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So uh...... no story?

Took my girl to the beach, wasn't crowded at all, but still some people. Went to a secluded spot and just went to town, pic related

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>be me 18yo
>go to girls house a couple grades below me
>there's a public pool by her house
>letsgoswimming.png
>I strip down into my boxers and jump in
>she just sits down by the side of the pool
>"i'm wearing a thong so I can't get into my underwear"
>I say "if I take off my boxers will you get into your underwear and jump in?"
>she say's she will
>I start to pull boxers down a little
>"you'll really do it if i take my boxers off?"

I'm gonna continue I just got distracted and i'm posting this to bump so it doesn't 404

details?

zzz

continued
>she say's she'll do it
>my heart is racing out of my chest
>I swim up to the side of the pool where she is and take my boxers off and put them with the rest of my clothes
>She grabs all my clothes and throws them over the fence
>haha now you have to come out of the pool naked
>she comes and sits back down beside the pool and i'm now stuck naked in the pool

yea i'm shitty with green texts I know, long story short I ended up getting out of the pool and sitting beside her and then walking around the pool area while she snapchatted a video of me then we went into the pool bathroom area and she gave me a handjob. lol

I walked around a nudist section in a water park, was very freeing

>be me, 16
>gf at time was this fat slut
>.y first sexual partner
>go to local wildlife preserve on a week day
>go down to "beach" where the old construction site in the middle has filled with rain water.
>to between 2 bushes and she starts blowing me
>convince her, with very little effort, to strip down naked and start riding me
>shes going at it, making all kinds of noise
>I hear engines in the distance
>she doesnt
>tell her to swing around and ride me reverse
>she does. Full nude and facing the open path that led us hear
>four quads speed by, with a fifth that stops
>she sort of half covers her tits and starts giggling.
>dude jokingly asks for a picture
>I say yes and keep pumping away
>shes protesting and saying no, but doesn't stop anything
>dude snaps picture just as i cum buckets
>mfw a random guy has a picture of.me creampie-ing my bbw ex

What water park has a nudist section?

> go to anime convention with friend
> she wins cosplay competition as poison ivy
> goes on stage and receives pig as price
> she clumsily drops it
> bends over to pick it up
> reveals her asshole and pubic mound to the crowd
> pic related

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more pics?

just cosplay or something different too?

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you got nudes?

She did it on purpose

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Sometimes I get naked in the laundromat in my apartment complex and change into the clean clothes right there. i've done it like 3 times and it's always a rush cause the door doesn't lock and there are a couple floor to ceiling windows.

nice, she was wearing that outside too? very nice. please keep posting if you have more.

could be

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My girlfriend go to a nude beach last year, was awesome

Pic related

yes we went for a photo shooting in an abandoned building
but we didnt meet anyone that day

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LBM?

good eye

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She was super horny that day. Kept grabbing at my dick in the car. Asked her to flash the road while driving and she did. This was her after we found a spot. Ready to get fucked

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finally a pussy shot kind of, very nice.

here is a pussy shot in 3 acts

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I have a really small dick and I like to go on Omegle and find groups of girls to show it to. i've gotten a group of about six girls to watch me jerk off while they laugh. I know that's technically not public but my fantasy is to do that in real life with a bunch of girls.

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>Be me
>Go out drinking with gf and frens
>On the way back home drive by graveyard
>Gf horny.exe
>Gf says lets go fuck in the graveyard
>Mfw
>Pullover and find a massive tombstone(pic semi related)
>Bend her over and pound the evil back into the ground
>Cum all over grave
>Cars start moving past and we realise what we are doing
>Jump over fence to gtfo there
>I fall with my foot in a small hole
>Deathscream.mp3
>Head home and sleep it off
>Wake up next morning foot swolen af
>Go to hospital
>X-ray.jpeg
>Broken foot
>Worth it 10/10 would cum on stranger's grave again

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This is a normal way of life for me and my family haha

So did she ever strip down to her thong?

lol nope. I heard that she just wanted me to get naked so she could make fun of how small my dick is and then she gave me a pitty handjob at the time I didn't realize my dick was small so i was completely oblivious. aparently the caption to her snapchat was something along the lines of "(my name) is actually naked in public"

Any more pics? Where did you cum? What’s her first name start with?

you're a nudist in nudist family?

u shouldve dragged her in, since she was at the edge of the pool

I am yes

naw, that would have destroyed her phone and she would of been mad, i needed to talk her into getting into the pool and at the time I thought it was possible. lol

what's that like?

Normal? Idk Haha happy to answer questions

>would of

besides now I'm glad that things went the way they did because I now have a fetish that doesn't seem to get old
>being naked in front of clothed girls
and i've done it a few times since.
one time my roommate who was a girl had her friends over and I was hanging out with them smoking weed in our garage wearing just a blanket and I kept "accidently" having my dick peek out a little and later I heard them talking about it and laughing, one of my top ten best faps.

do you live in a country with no nudity laws or do you go to a camp/beach?

I live in the UK, and go to a nudist beach here and am nude at home and we also visit a resort in France:)

is it weird being naked around your family? you got a sister/sisters?

not relevant to throwing her in

I made my nephews shower nude in the open showers at the pool/rec center after we went swimming last weekend. There are private shower stalls but they were full, I didn't feel like waiting. They were really reluctant at first but I made them

lol well I was trying to talk her in so I could put the P in the V.

Uhmm.. how old are your nephews?

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shouldve thrown her in

lets just say that they are 18, how did this go down? how did you talk them into it?

You'd better be a grill

i hope they r girls

well when you say it that way you got a good point.

Sesame Place

bump4science

Its not as we've always been nudist so :) it's natural, and yeah I have two sisters so there is three of us girls, my mother and my dad x

I just nicely told them to take them off as I took mine off. I have showered with them quite a few times before but this was 1st time not in the private.

you're a girl?

No, where clothes is natural, being naked isn't .
We evolved to wear clothes, it's why we lost our fur coat .

We will agree to disagree

Si

pics?

No, nudism is a sexual fetish.
You cannot survive long term exposure to the elements without clothes,there's no arguing that . It's unnatural to expose your unprotected body to the elements, there's no disagreement, you are an idiot fetishist

It's not a sexual fetish lmao, it's a life style that me and my family and lots of our friends live by hahaha

Look up the definition of fetish, nudism falls under the definition
Even tribes people wear loin clothes, to prevent disease

this

it definitely can be a fetish but it doesn't have to be. nudist femanon might be completely non sexual when she goes out naked. For me tho it's definitely a fetish tho. lol specifically casual nudity where it's presented as non sexual but afterwards I fap to it super hard.

tits

Yeah I have no sexual connotation towards nudity publicly or whatever so

>if your dick gets stiff from looking at naked women, its not normal and sexual - its a fetish

Ask the supposed non-fetishist what they like about being nude, and their explanation always points to the sexual fetish

you got pics? for science...

incorrect

define a fetish

it could just be because its comfortable right? I mean I'm just guessing cause I'm definetely a perv and I get naked in public because it's exciting in a sexual way, but I can imagine people doing it for other reasons.

an object of irrational reverence or obsessive devotion

Its comfortable, its freeing, it's also good for your own mental well being and body image of yourself :) and theres a difference between posting nudes and people seeing me on a beach or at a resort haha

>Pointing straight at a sexual fetish

How on earth?

oh i didn't realize there would be a difference, lol. It's litteraly the same to me except i never show my face on camera, idk y tho pretty much everyone who knows me has seen me naked cause I either straight up get naked or "accidentally" get naked.

nudity isnt an object

or they've seen the pictures/videos on snapchat

Fair enough, and yeah theres a sexual connotation towards posting a nude or sending one privately that's hard to understand I guess

ho really? I know what convention it is. so tell it and we'll believe you.

no I understand, I just didn't think about it. It's literally completely different reasoning for what you do. I am just a huge perv and most people just laugh cause my dick is, and I quote, "not threatening, it's cute." lol

Cant you understand the implied sexuality of sending something more sexual and suggestive rather than me just at the beach playing volleyball with my dad lmao?

>Its comfortable
Most people do not feel comfortable being naked around others
>its freeing
You are restricted in actions when nude
> it's also good for your own mental well being and body image of yourself
Why the fuck would that matter if you weren't worried about what others think of you

honestly I actually completely understand because most people don't find someone wearing clothes to be a sexually stimulating thing but I find being naked around people wearing clothes is way more sexually arousing to me because of the vulnerability aspect. So I can completely understand the reverse where it's just like, normal, like you do it all the time and always have. like a little kid being naked isn't sexual to them, they're just like comfy.

can't you understand that it doesn't mean anything ?

Being nude is comfortable as fuck. Also, being nude is natural. From this point of view, being dressed is the fetish, actually...

Haha fair, and youd be surprised that most people dont even look twice in my world

Thank you x

see i've never been to a nude beach before but this kind of makes me not really want to. From a sexual perspective it's all about being naked in a situation where people aren't usually naked, I don't get off on people not wanting me to be naked, it's just on the novelty of it or when I do it in public the risk of getting caught, I have like so many creative ways of doing it too, I put a lot of effort into it. so to just be like another naked body in the crowd isn't really stimulating although I bet I could still turn heads. lol

Mann Michael, hoer doch ma auf Julias Fotos hier reinzustellen!!

Ahh fair enough, each to their own :) look in to Cap in France as a nudist resort, we go yearly and its lovely

can you masturbate at a nude beach?

>bbw
Story ruined in the 2nd to last word. Jesus.

How many dudes saw her tits that day? Any dudes get a close up view of her pussy or butthole?

At a beach probably, but I've never seen it, the one near me has lots of dunes so, as for a resort no youd get banned

then I probably won't go to one, lol.

it sounds actually kind of boring, it might be exciting if I'm the only one naked which i've seen in some videos before where only a few people are naked. is it like that?

Cap is full nudist, some people do wear clothes though but the majority are non textile :) I can add you on kik if you wanna ask questions maybe

what's your kik?

Ameliab 996

kik makejokesnotlove

my phone is dead i'm putting it on the charger right now. i'll add you in like 5 mins

I take walks near a graveyard and once saw two gypsies fuck in the white section. I shouted and the guy just smiled at me like "what are going to do" so I pulled his whore of him and beat the shit out of him and go home before the whore calls other gypsies.
Go to sleep and wake up to police at 3am. Them ask me what happened and I say self-defence, the cop says yeah sure and tells me not to go there anymore. Basically just a slap on the hands.
I love my country.

then nudist places really not for you. There, being naked has literally no novelty and after a while, the whole sexual part of being naked gets lots, really. After a while, you simply see people and not naked people all around you. Still, it'll have a very great and liberating feeling to it, like people all around you being the fuck full of life and energy, but it's not something especially sexual. It has a certain sexual tone to it, but it's different. Can't really explain how. A group of naked 14y old girls lying spread eagle in front of you pushing their vags in your face suddenly feels like the most natural and energizing thing without the urge to fuck them on the spot.
And on top of that, the places I've been were full of people actually having sex too. Not in the open, but at a bit secluded places. Again, after a while it looses it's sexual appeal,and simply becomes a natural thing to experience. Somehow, you loose your urges to fuck and simply engage in sexual activities when you feel like it, not out of urge and lust, but because it's a fun game you can play.
Nudist places are cool.

I can agree with some of this haha

How was the gypsy chick's body?

quad guy probs thought he was fucking a hippo

Can confirm, nude beaches are amazing. I grew up in a conservative area with no beaches. Then I lived in San Diego and went to Black's Beach a lot in my 20s. Suddenly there were 18-year-old girls playing on the beach, literally bending over to dig in the sand, with the butthole and pussy fully exposed and in the sun, a few feet from my face.

Was almost hard to believe. I saw literally thousands of totally naked women with 8/10 to 10/10 bodies. Best time of my life.

Really? Her competition was that bad?

There's a quiet park near work. I strip my shirt off and pull my pants down and just sit on my phone, sometimes I jerk off, sometimes not.

Hahaha really though. What a mess.

You sure about that buddy?

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You're not serious are you?

I've been skinny dipping before

then you're a pedo as well

spotted the porn addict virgin

That's why I said some of this, I was agreeing with the way that the normal human body loses sexual appeal when you're used to being naked

We're on Yea Forums. Everyone is a fag, a pedo, and a fag at the same time. And also a pedo. And a fag - of course.

>be me
>be 21
>deployed in south america
>weekend off, had a cruel month due to harsh training
>legio patria nostra
>grab a canoe, paddle it into the forest
>fuckin huge delta
>look for a deserted location
>undress, lay down on rocks
>sleep
>wake up hearing someone shout
>routine kicks in, stand up as fast as i can
>standing straight in achtung position
>mfw some fuckin adventure kids are paddling by

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Start the van.

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Geez how old are they?

We lost our fur probably so we could swim better. I don't know about you though but I still have more than enough hair on my chest, legs, and balls. Enough hair to feel insects crawling on me before they get a chance to bite.

Then why do Amazonian tribes wear pretty much nothing or go completely naked? Sometimes in the summer I wish I could go full nude or close to it pretty much all the time.

Thanks x

you're absolutely correct. you can tell because of native Americans and their excessive clothing...
oh wait

you're actually just a retard

Romania?

> I saw literally thousands of totally naked women
i know that nudist beach attract mostly people over 50yo (unfortunately)
but how much of them were idk... like 11-15? asking for research purposes

Femnudist still here, my beach is mostly 50+ and there is a few like 5-10 on a good week of people between the ages of about 10-18

>I saw literally thousands of totally naked women with 8/10 to 10/10 bodies

not sure about nude beaches in burgerland, but nude beaches here in Europe only attract +50yo wife swapping couples and gays.

not a single chic under 40 to be seen, let alone 8/10

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never understood why old people like nude beaches so much

Can we see

Same reason I do I guess

They grew up in a time when people were less prudish about their bodies

So far this thread is shit. no good stories and no good pics.

When I look at my dog's shit in the backyard, all I see is this thead.

Serbia? Croatia?

When I was in junior high I used to save nudes of myself in my phone gallery. They would be in between regular pics or memes that I would then show to a female friend or classmate, hoping that she would swipe a bit too much and find the nude right in front of me (they were full body frontal nudes, I wanted there to be no doubt it was me). Then I would act all embarrassed and ask them to please tell no one and that I didn't remember that was there.

I guess due to the age (12-14) they never took it wrong. They laughed it off and actually tried to comfort me out of my "embarrassment" telling me it was ok and that I looked cute naked. I got a huge rush of horniness from those experiences

Esl detected

add me on kik if you really want to see i'm a dude tho.

Bulgaria

What he doesn't mention is that blacks beach is on the campus of UCSD. It's mostly college kids.

One acquaintance of mine in Southern California actually hangs out at Blacks Beach sometimes. He has a terrific butt and body.

>Be me 25 years old on vacation in southern France.
>Staring at topless women at beach all day.
>Itstimetofap.exe
>Head to the beach bathroom.
>Walk in there is a 14-16 year old girl alone I'm the women's bathroom washing her hand. No one else.
>Men's and women's bathrooms open doors face each other.
>Pervert.exe opened.
>Pull dick out with insta boner.
>Girls screams.
>I cum buckets.
>Walk out of bathroom and go back to Airbnb.

Well, we were at a few nudist campings in Croatia (eurofag here...) and although the majority of nudists were indeed over their 50's, seeing naked groups of 5-10-15 young teens was a quite frequent experience.
Even saw a lot of late teen couples and groups go at it and a younger couple didn't really mind me watching them have sex after they saw me standing there and looking. I think they even liked the fact I was watching.

Went hiking in a remote area with friends and we all went skinny dipping in a mountain lake. A little chilly but very fun.

There used to be a couple of semi-wild nude beaches near Split (Croatia), mostly grannies and old dudes (some of them wanking in the bushes above the beach, but i remember one French dancer in her 20s that used to come frequently - nice firm butt and shaved vag. Would cum buckets afterwards

We are having a discussion. We live in a society.

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There's a river near my college and it's in the middle of nowhere so at night people often swim naked or chill out naked on the docks. Multiple times I've seen girls I know topless or naked there lol

looks like that butt hole has seen a few dicks. Im in tho

Do you say hi when you see them, or just creepily gawk from the bushes?

I even shower with my clothes on cause its only natural.

When I have sex I put my dick through that slot in my tighty whitties and put it away as soon as I cum. Cause being naked aint natural.

I say hi if we see each other. I'm not a creep lol. I think they think I'm gay and I know not to stare, so they don't really feel threatened by me.

You think you could outswim a bear?

Imagine the smell

>getting a boner over a naked chick is unnatural
strawman af famalam

>it's comfortable
it's cold and itchy, the fuck are you talking about

Itchy? Clothes are itchy what are you talking about

I fap in my car all the time.

does she like her butthole licked

You obviously don't know what a used butthole looks like, look at some porn

I took a piss one time in the back wooded lot of an elementary school and i was totally unaware that some students saw me.
They told on me and 10 minutes later i got arrested for indecent exposure to minors.

looks like a hairy old dude's lips.

yikes

thats some gay shit my dude, probably scared her for life with your tiny neckbeard penis

Boring as fuck, can't you a little less normie?

>I heard that she just wanted me to get naked so she could make fun of how small my dick is
Fucking hot. Should've told her you're sorry and can satisfy her by eating her delicious pussy instead.

Yeah I was thinking she wanted to see ur dick.
Did she send the snapchat to anyone? also way to go being an idiot not taking the boxedrs off but just holding them in your hand lol
and how did it lead up to the hj, you ask or initiate, press the matter etc?

HAHAHAHA I was thinking "bulgaria" in my head because I just went there for 9 days to visit an old friend/work colleague that I knew when he worked in in the UK.

Has told me plenty of stories of beating up gypsies

I remember seeing a girl in nothing but her bikini bottoms in Tenerife

Amazing tan, so she must of been from continental europe and not UK.
Most perfect svelte body and small but perky tits ever
she was probably between 13 - 15, I was the same age at the time, just floated about in the water watching her swim or walk around etc

god bless euros and their tendency to sunbath topless

How did she know u had a small dick already?
Or she didnt and was just gonna make fun of it if it was?

Used to go out on the running trails near my school and strip naked. I’d jerk off al the time

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