What's Yea Forums drinking tonight?

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>not tiki punch
i'm disappointed in you user

You want an IPA with some strength? Try to find Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA. Be prepared to drop a pretty penny on it though. I clocks in anywhere between 15 and 20% depending on the batch

I'll look into it. And don't mind spending a few extra bucks on some good stuff

i ran out of strawberry kiwi which is obviously the best flavour, far superior to the virgin tiki punch.

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Found the fucking neckbeard. I'm willing to bet you drink cider beers and twisted teas. Fucking queer... Man the fuck up.

What in the actual fuck is Shasta

On the third after a half a bottle of monkey shoulder. Both shits is incredible. Provided you have a penis...

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Ok, I have a preference on what alcohol I like. Guess that makes me a queer. Fuck off your high horse, ass hat

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Poor people soda.

I definitely don't ride horses. But with that taste in faggy beers (which is an insult to call a beer), you ride horse dick. So go m'lady somewhere and watch your boyfriend get fucked by another man.

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I'll drink to that bro, cheers

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Here's to you, user.

Yes, I'm currently taking a shit...

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Nice

Cheers to you, and the shitting user too

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Apparently we are the only ones left drinking

What a shame

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Kek, not really. I'm still getting proper fucked. About to take a other shot of some monkey shoulder in your honor. Thanks for being a good sport. Mondays only happen once a week. Might as well forget all about it

lmao, it's wednesday here dude
But I feel ya, i'm still going strong
prost

This.
Anybody who argues this is a beer snob faggot who loves to be the edgy one in the room. IPA was a dead "art" for a reason. Half the fucking people drinking them dont know what it means/why they are the way they are:
>be hundreds of years ago
>be british
>have colonies in india
>want to ship beer over to colonies
>make beer
>load it on sailboat
>make the months long journey to indian colony
>oh fuck
>the beer went bad because no refrigeration
>wat do?
>crank up the alcohol so it wont go bad
>ok
>beer stays good on fucking months long sailboat ride

With modern refrigeration IPA style beer is no longer necessary. If you want to taste IPA and dont have an IPA, drink a swig of domestic beer and chew an aspirin. Voila.

100% guarantee if you sat 100 people down who had never had a beer in their life and had them drink a flight of, let's say:
>a domestic
>a stout
>a wheat beer
>an amber or red lager
>an IPA
100/100 would choose the other 4 beers over the IPA. Quote me.
They all.
Fucking.
Suck.

Not some faggot hipster beer, that's for sure.

Again, here's to you.

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That is an excellent beer, user.

I commend you on your taste.

Maybe, but it's pretty decent.

Agreed. Voodoo has some killer shit. Unfortunately my fav went out of business due to some bad investments. If you can get your hands on Tallgrass, grab it. 8 bit, 16 bit, and zombie money are incredible. Made with galaxy hops.

I wasn't knocking it. Their root beer is amazeballs. We used to have their vending machines all over town. Shit was only a quarter. Don't forget mountain mist, and Dr rocket. Definitely cash

I know im basic for drinking this but it's perfect for bed. Gets me just sleepy enough to finally go to sleep

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>crank up the alcohol so it wont go bad
You have the history right but the mechanics wrong. The bitterness is what makes it taste bad to many and that comes from the extra hops, a natural preservative. There are plenty of strong ales that have little in common with IPAs. You specifically mentioned stouts, you utter moron.

Any of you queers just enjoy a nice pint of Guinness from the tap?

IPA is a pretty broad range now. There's outrageously bitter at 75 IBU and there's wonderful hazy IPAs.

I now pronounce you bro and babe, you may now hit the drywall.

You know alcohol interferes with REM sleep, right?

Kek

Tallgrass used to make a killer sour called half-pipe. First one I ever had and loved

Who tf needs sleep? We are on 4chin. We don't sleep. Just marinate for a few hours to be top notch dick heads to whomever we encounter. Read a fucking book or something.

That may be the case but god damn my life has been so busy lately that this is a good temporary solution to calm my mind down before going to bed

Wow lmao

You must be in the midwest. However, we agreed sours and Apple ales were for queers. Not real beers.

You should probably check the post quoted before you reply.

Mary Jane.

Sauce on that thumb tho

Trust me, I'm considering weed at this point lol

You should probably suck a fat pussy with an extended clit

Kansas
This post is me. Notice the delicious sour beer I'm drinking. Brewed in the beautiful city of Wichita in the heart of our majestic country. Kansas.

Hahaha I'm a mechanic. However I have documented the progress. Should I thread jack or make a new for that shit. It definitely involved booze and a drill after it happened.

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Let's be honest... Kansas kind of sucks ass minus the lack of "safety inspections".

And invite me over to participate...

I randomly listed beers that taste better in general. Alcohol isnt a factor in the list.
My point is that the method in which they made IPAs was, by design, to preserve the beer.
We're in the 21st fucking century and no longer need to do this. Not to say that all older beer making styles are bad. It's just that IPAs, in general, taste like you're chewing on a dip pouch full of hops and alcohol.
I've had hundreds if not thousands of craft beers (I went on an absolute tear between 2011 and 2013 spending $50-100 a week on mixed 6 and 12 packs of different beers) so it's not like I'm saying this because I had one bad experience. I'm saying it because I had a bad experience every single time. No other beer style have I had that happen. Porters, stouts, lagers, dunkel, hefes, etc etc... None have been "overall categorically shitty" like IPA.

It's my personal opinion, but I cannot imagine a sane person PREFERRING IPAs over any other style of beer. Unless, of course, they're a beer snob elitist. Or they like one specific abomination made from 20 different fruits and spices that "happens" to be called an IPA.

Tried my first tripel recently. Wonderful.

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You right, this state does actually suck a bit of dick. Be happy you don't live here

Gin mixed with Dr. Pepper and cran-raspberry juice

taste is subjective get over yourself

Fucking geek

"my palate is superior to anyone elses"

I agree whole heartedly with this statement. Typically they are college kids that have just learned about politics, and want to stand out in a crowd of some shit ipa brew no one has ever heard of. I've beaten ten types of shit out of these assholes. However, you can't knock all ipa brews. Some do have an amazing flavor. But if a motherfucker can name all the ingredients, or "notes",they are going to get punched in the fucking throat... Repeatedly...

Dark ale, love the strong stuff.

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Minus state inspections, yes. I'm on the chiefs side granted anyone outside knows the fucking difference. Oh well. Still got a ton of fresh awesome brew to enjoy. Speaking of... Pawn and pints is a killer place to check out.

Some Alt Whites, domestic.

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Local brewpub has a 75 IBU IPA (ie about as bitter as it gets) as a core offering because it is fucking popular among all types. At any rate, I think you've only had west coast IPAs and in general haven't actually bothered to learn much about the brewing process as you would otherwise know about beers that use even more hops than IPAs and hazy IPAs loaded with hops and far fewer IBUs.

>dip pouch full of hops and alcohol
Fucking what even. 10%+ beers don't taste like 'alcohol' and IPAs are far from the only hoppy beer. Ever had a pilsner? Even an american stout can be more bitter than many IPAs.

Fuckkkkkkkkkk yeah, mane.
Voodoo Ranger FTW

Oh nice, I'll definitely check it out next time I'm in the P&L area. Looks like a pretty cool place

I dont doubt that there are currently IPAs that arent bad. However, like I said earlier, every one of them that I have tried have been very, very bad. And I've tried a lot of beer. A lot of different varieties. Over years and years.
I feel like these kids get a hold of an IPA and think "this is what craft beer is and if I want to be able to say I drink craft beer, this is what I have to drink and endorse... otherwise I look like a weenie who drinks 'piss water.'"
Everyone preaching to me about how "it's only my opinion and they arent all bad," again;
Line up 1000 people who maybe only drink domestic beer or wine. Give them all flights of 5 beers, 1 IPA, 1 stout, 1 wheat beer, 1 amber or red lager, and 1 basic domestic like Budweiser or Miller.
The results WILL show that an overwhelming majority prefer everything but the IPA. And you have to use a real IPA, not some manago guava dragon fruit cocktail bastardized IPA.

I've had a few hoppy ass pilsners and they're barely distinguishable between a hoppy ass IPA.

Again IM NOT ARGUING there arent other hoppy or bitter beers. My point is that IPAs are, as a majority, categorically, bitter, overly hoppy, hard to drink, and just taste bad. I dont doubt that there is a handful of them that are tolerable. It's just the ratio of shit beers vs tolerable beers in that category is biased towards majority shitty tasting beer.

Coors Banquit N Cocaine.

if dubs ill drink a beer

This user wins.
Too bad.
Checkem tho, I'll roll for you again.

Orange juice

Bru, nice.