Let’s get drunk? Drinking thread anyone?

I fuck with a white russian but it fucks up my calories

Gonna bump with some stories from hs

>be me
>all male hs
>senior year
>senior pranks before my class have been pretty great
>shit like clogging all the toilets and sinks and dumping beta fish in them to fight to the death
>and putting forks with cotton at then so the black janitors have to pick cotton
>one day disciplinary runs out of the main bathroom screaming wtf
>some kid shit on the floor
>fuckinghow.lmao
>bathroom is basically a giant hall so it would be hard to get away with it
>2 months later same shit happens
>some kid managed to shit the floor with no witnesses
>feelbad for vietnamese janitor he was a real bro
>hear on the overcome how the main bathroom is in lockdown till the kid is found
>no one knew who it was
>my class had 199 guys in it and everyone knew each other
>we didnt like each other but knew
>1 week before graduation
>happens again
>phantom shitter about to make his great escape ass clean
>disciplinary calls every student to the gym and demands to know who it is
>mfw this 8th grader shit himself in the gym
>everyone screams saying its him
>kid gets suspended

Turns out it was a schizo kid in my grade and it was his way of dealing with the voices telling hin to shoot up the school

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Yes I need to nut!!!

Depending on how desperate you are, jam something Ridgid up your ass and work the prostate while you cum. That always adds a decent amount of cum factor to the experience

>So the black janitors have to pick cotton

Hearty kek

im drinking a bottle of Sake, and gonna go smoke weed here in about an hour when it kicks in then gonna do some csgo and relax.

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dude, I tried to buy my girl a latex suit at the beginnning of the year and the fucking chinks put the zipper option embeded in 3 pages of text, so the fucking thing costed me $180 and it doesn't have a fucking zipper.

fuck chinks

Sounds like my kinda party! Nigiri and sativa.... ;)

well ima give a synpossis of my life rn cause ima bit drunk.

Im 18 turned it on july 31st, i live in calgary alberta canada (snow texas) and im 6'3" and 172lbs. Im a heavy ass drug user though like mainly pot and booze and the prescription amphetimines. I was always considers smart by others and not by myself so i dont think im an example of the dunning kruger affect. Idk what i am, who i am or what im doing. Im not ugly at all but im a bit off yet very innatley in tune to people. I wanna die yet live so much. Honestly ima just keep working and probably go to the Kacynski routte.

Also i love latex suits.

Never had a gf so i cant relate but I do smoke around half an ounce every 4 days. I have an extensive vocabulary and am really articulate though it's misconstrued for being pretentious or condescending at times.

Im a huge alpha/beta.

my hobbies are conducive to
-guns
-history
-science (chemistry / physics)
-Economics
-The macabre and grotesque i.e serial killers, homocides, etc. (ima probably be a funeral director/mortician at some point)
-psychoactive things ( I LOVE DWUGS YET HATE THEM)

i have an utter disdain for humanity yet when im on the train heading back home, i love seeing people and it makes me happy just seeing randoms.

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please excuse the ppoor grammar and spelling, dont think that pertains to my intellectual level please because i just solely dont give a fuck about semantics and grammar atm

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where did ya order it?

How are you single? Chicks dig the fuck out of that shit!!!!!!!

there was this one chick whom i asked out when i was 16, hot af and stuff. She thought i was a bad boy but soon realized that i was nerd. a dude who goes hardcore on red orchestra 2 with a group of dudes who rp in a skype call with her whilst arguing about allied vs axis helmet designs. She left the call and then i heared from her sister she didnt want to go out with me anymore because i talked to much about history.

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that and i went to nelson mandela highschool yea idgaf its gay as shit. 90% brown people.

I thought i was in canada. Atleast us chileans here work hard.

I clock in like fucking 30 hours a week on a "part time job" at a buffalo wild wings.

Ima hustler

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store off of etsy

its a nice suit just annoying practice since it says that it comes with a zipper one the fucking thing

So? Nerds rock! They chill at home playing vid games or fap, not cheat. History is important. Chemistry and firearms..intrest in murders (guessing psycology)...you have all the makings of a super villain.... that's hot in lady land! Keep ya head held high man!

well tbh i never touched etsy. It seemed to faggy tbh idk. The had neat stuff i just never trusted 30-50 year old single women who are trying to sell their artsy shit online

I care to much for people and am often to nice and complacent. Though i will stand up if what is being asked is too much. I want to make my own fire arms tbh, i read lutsys expediant homeade firearms guide twice. im also enrolled as a first year boilermaker aprentice rn though i havent done any work since i need atleast 2 months of weed sobriety to work again since i smoke like 3-5grams a day.

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btw join this disc
/UsvgbA
if any of you nigs wanna talk. Ima bit drunk rn

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its funny though im so confusing because for one moment i care for everyone and everything and at the other i will get a sexual fucking rush and hard on just imagining me slaying the fuck out of people i know in gruesome manners.

I love/hate me

also when i was stone cold sober for two months to get into the boilermaker union star trek was so intoxicating it was soo good.

I love cardassians

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO dont let this thread die im finally drunk

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It's normal to feel that way it's the subliminal.... focus that energy into something positive!

I think the biggest thing is that you need to live for yourself man.

Its hard to find stuff that makes you happy, but in the end its what is worth it. I found that I like to help people out more than trying to make myself look good. Its kind of gay but Im a quite guy that likes to boost other people. And most people don't like me at first because i come off as quite and boring which fucking sucks becuase I have lost a lot of opprotunities because of it. I just have a hard time opening up to people when I first meet them.

Oh and sssssserisouly the bijorins deserved it....

Yeah let’s do it! I’m having these fuckers to celebrate fall

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I am the same way. That’s why I started drinking in the first place.

Be careful.... altruism can equal death in extremes.... Mr. George Price...

I made it four weeks sober and now I'm pounding cheap wine and bourbon mixed into a disgusting cocktail :( help me Yea Forums why am I like this

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all the BA review say that tastes like soap but it's always been a fav of mine

because you like the stimulus. Simple.

Nothing to hard to understand

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daaaaaamn. well my pp is awake now at least.

ur welcum

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I’m a fucking drunk. It’s fine man. Party your ass off, I’m doing it and I’m not stressing at all.

needs some sort of beard grooming product to complete the picture. a tip 4u

100% true, They were more space jewish than the fucking ferengi "oh muh culture and shit religion boo hoo muh pruphets"

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No whiskey dick/Clit?

i didnt take the picture but u r right muh fwiend

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I told the girl I was about to fuck off last nite, guess that's why I'm feeling bad about it. I'm a very angry drunk.

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"I told the girl I was about to fuck off last nite"
>fuck off last nite

what did he mean by this?

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its rough man. At least my gf knows whats up. Im her log

Yeah got mad holocaust vibes from bijorins... at least Farange HAD culture... that will be 2 shuckles....ummm strips of latnuim!

nah I get the opposite. stay hard forever and cum like 4 times. babies have happened because of this lol.

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TTcheck these dubs ops gay

>told the girl I was gonna fuck
>to fuck off
It's a drunk thread man tf you want from me.

sisko was a rael nigga though

btw Gul Dukaht and fucking Garek are my niggas tooo i would love those boys all day long

no homo

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idk i was genuinly confused cause im drunk/high dude

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Just finished a D&D game. Not totally drunk, but hella buzzed.

any of you nibbas have a habit of hitting up /pol/ and getting depressed af while drinking?

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not really i just play csgo

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sometimes

its fake anger tho most of the shit on there is blown out of proportion

Real homo tho, Barak and Bashir. You know those dudes were doin some shit in Quark's holosuite.

Also, yeah Sisko punched Q. Don't nobody fuck with him.

seriously to whomevber else is drunk here does anyone wanna discord or skype or fucking teamspeak. Im just lonely and wanna hat and dont wanna que up a comp game on csgo to talk to niggers.

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that skank has perfect tits btw. where'd you find her?

Garak not Barak. Damn autocorrect.

i understood either way my nman

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What's up dude?

Ahhh you speaka muh language! Didn't gul have a bastard daughter he tried to murder.... pretty legit.

Yeah sisco or shall I say the sisco was best captian...following picard...
Janeway sucked and Kirk to erratic... also prob has space aids.

idk that's what I thought too at first, then the stats and numbers get rolled out and it's like... fuckk. also I have heard normies talk about some of the stuff on there before I'd ever even seen /pol/.

i dont remember dude. Your asking an 18 year old psuedo adult top tier 140iq stoner if he remembers where he saved a single photo of porn amongst a 3tb hard drive of porn. Really.

btw wheeless cars are bretter than porn

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I'm down

nothing really i just wanna talk. Im fucked up or maybe normal idk

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Yo.... Same.

oh yea my disc is there btw

discord gg / c9kcZB
or just join hrere

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I am drunk

high 90s nip tech is kino.

facts

join the general boice chat

How you wanna chat?

sggsgddbdhhf

through the dsicord i posted preferably. I used to think disc was gay but then i realized thye dont compress audio

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Be there in a minute. Computer is boooting.

yes sir. Im debating if i should step outside and have my 7inch joint now or later

yo how does the link work, explain for brainlet pls. I've only every used discord like one other time.

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well type in discord DOT G G it wont let me post it cause it says its spam
and put the thingy in after putting in a / and launch discord. Simple, then scroll down and join the general voice chat

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like type into google

are you big phat dangus

I'm comin.... My computer is just slow S shit on boot up.

I remember now that I fucked with my mic and a bunch of other shit when I bought this laptop. I don't think it's gonna work, sorry guy. I could hear you but my audio is no good.